Why does everyone hate him? Just because we have the best player

this weak-ass bait will work

>we
He hasn't moved to the MLS yet mate

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>its another ronaldo sulks around for 60 minutes doing nothing then runs in for a tap in and celebrates obnoxiously episode

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Hes good, I tell you.

>>64726308
I am 1/5 Spanish so I can say "we". Been a big Real Madrid fan for the last couple years senpai

>>64726282
Ronaldo is an amazing player, he's just a fucking bitch. I remember one game Arbeloa scored, while the whole team is celebrating, CR7 is standing in the corner bitching

>>64726425
MUH HERITAGE

>>64726650
My people ruled you for a bit

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>>64726717
>mfw americans want to be european this bad
Also we we cuck'd Spain eventually, which is embarassing considering the size of it compared to our little country.

>>64726319
>Runs

Lad, he's been standing in the box for 60 minutes.

>>64726282
>we
>amerifat

>we
I'm spanish and I think he is a little bitch

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real madrid is so fucking pathetic, forever scared of the manlet

>>64726425
>I am 1/5 Spanish

Fuck off, I bet you don't even speak Spanish.

>at least he isn't an autistic manlet like Messi

m8, that's the only reason anyone gives a shit about Líonel here, they think "he's just like me!!" While Ronaldo is the alpha male that belittled them growing up

Us Madrídístás know people vicariously attempt to live through Messí

>>64727642
>Ronaldo is the alpha male
>a literal faggot that bought a test tube baby

Incredibly one-dimensional player. He is the spoiled twat, coach's son, lazy spoiled prick who hangs around the other teams goal and then moans when he doesn't get a pass.

His dedication to physical self-improvement is not impressive to me, because he only uses the results in his endless endeavours to make himself look good, rather help his teams achieve the glory as a group.

A narcissist in a team sport. Fucking boo.

rate my TSUU senpai

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01p51bsI3nw

>>64727779
>His dedication to physical self-improvement is not impressive to me, because he only uses the results in his endless endeavours to make himself look good, rather help his teams

Lol no

>>64727804
4/10, apply yourself

>>64726282
People hate him because he's incredibly talented, rich, good looking, and the fact that he knows he is all three.

>>64727678
I thought he turkey basted that bitch.

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>>64727642
>Cristiano
>alpha male

Should we tell him?

>>64730036
/thread

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>>64730036
Fucking rekt.

anon booty blasting /sp/ into space

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>>64730036
>guyz, if you don't like a player I like it's because you're not as good looking
holy faggotry

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>>64726282
>Why does everyone hate him?

Faggot, Douche, whiny and entitled.

Also he really really likes men.

>>64727804
It's shit but gave me a good laugh.

>>64727779

Please have sex you deranged freak.

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>>64726425
>I am 1/5 spanish

>>64726282
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>>64726425
>I am 1/5 Spanish

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>>64726425
>I am 1/5 Spanish
Spics and stones may cut my grass but niggers break the law.

>>64727678
>not using eugenics to ensure optimal genes for your own offspring

All these messi cucks riding on his shriveled "growth hormone treatment" drugs. Now he has a sleeve and thinks he is hard now?

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>>64727642
>alpha male
>insecure about his height
>earrings
>inferiority complex
>possibly bisexual

>>64735110
what the fuck is going on there

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>>64726282
how can you hate messi though? he's so lovable

>>64726425
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>pretty boy
>tall
>rich
>tan
>dresses nice
>fucks hot (wo)men
>living out his haters dreams

gee I wonder

People hate queers. Hope this helps, OP!

>>64727779
>He is the spoiled twat, coach's son, lazy spoiled prick

>a kid who lived alone since the age of 12 away from home and family, went to England at 18 without knowing the language is a coach's son lazy spoiled prick

Damn. I wonder what you'd classify yourself as.

>>64732451
>optimal genes
>was an ugly Poortuguese faggot with busted ass teeth before plastic surgery

>>64726425
>I am 1/5 Spanish
How in the fuck do you even end up 1/5 anything?

>>64735731
I'm 1/47th Irish on my dad's side (born in New York)

Ronaldo isn't in the top 250 players in the world let alone top 10

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>only bedding one woman your whole life
topcuck messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is the 'la masia' way she will leave him.

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>messi faggots will literally try to defend against this

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>>64736597
>constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is the 'la masia' way

everytime.