KAKI DED, KAKA MAŠINA, KAJ SI TI NOR MALO ČUJ
We have no hills.
We have no snow.
Every middle class family goes to Austria to ski but only for one week so they are shit.
And there was one Biathlete: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Cool
(Yes Herbert Cool is is actual name)
He was very mediocre but still placed high enough to go to the olympics but the Dutch olympic sporting commit didn't allow it because they didn't think he was good enough. They wanted a top 20, otherwise it would be a bad representation of the sport.
He is now a eurosport commentator who gets extremely sour when one of his other commentators mentions the olympics.
There was an Austrian who jumped under the Dutch flag, he was shit desu.
Yeah those things happen.
There's also a German biathlete who competes for Belgium because he's been bullied out of the German team.
We will build one, just as we build our land.
Very unpopular sport.
We have few skating rinks and those are usually: SPEED rings with a centre for pedoskate, but Dutch girls are long and clumsy and wouldn't even dream off being able to compete with limber russian loli's.
So very few hockey rinks.
You can't just have a near 90° hill where you fall to the ground. It has to be under a certain angle but for that you need more speed at take-off. FIS currently only allows maximum inrun length of 127m which limits the speeds.