Presenting Noah Hickey, former NZ international.
>Noah is also running schools programme run with AUT called Shine that aims to teach students not to worry about people knocking them when they are striving for their potential.
Stefan Maierhofer is probably the biggest fuckwit that ever played for the Austrian nt. Basically in this game against Lithuania, he just told his team mates to make long passes to him, since he's a tall guy.
The result is this video:
Holy shit, how can you be so tall and so abjectly awful in the air? His first touch is literally as bad as mine, and I couldn't get on my secondary school team. I'll never be frustrated with Giroud again.
>play in a relegation play-off
>score is 1-1
>your team is the only one in history that has never been relegated
>try to throw the ball away
Daily reminder that these guys literally >Schalke'd harder than Schalke themselves to hand over one of Schalke's very few cup championships.
Also, that webm was the 1999-2000 Championship decider. It's a bigger >SCHALKE than >Schalke a few years later was.
Seriously, why does every club in the Bundesliga outside of Bayern Munchen, Dordmund and Wolfsburg seem like a running gag?
>Also, that webm was the 1999-2000 Championship decider. It's a bigger >SCHALKE than >Schalke a few years later was.
But the >Schalke a few years later was a championship decider too. And it would have been their first Bundesliga title.
not really a fuckup tbph
they're leading and he didn't even waste an opportunity. yeah he gave up posession but you see players give up posession with bad passes etc. 50 times a game
gibbs should've made the tactical foul before he got into the box desu if it meant preventing a sure goal
>EEWWW THERE'S A BUG ON THE BALL
how about this one then?
>england choking at every level of footie
it just sucked b/c the japs lucked their way all the way to the finals last year
this makes the keep look worse than he actually is because he was caught on the opposite foot when the ball changed direction and he couldnt make a dive to his right as he was already shifting left
Had to search in the catalog to find it. This match was the memeiest of all meme matches.
Utah player (black/red) drops the ball in celebration before actually crossing the goal line, meaning it's a fumble and a live ball. It takes everyone a minute, but eventually an Oregon player (white/yellow) picks it up. He's met by a Utah player and fumbles it himself, but his Oregon teammate picks it up and starts running the other way.
I remember when I was out with my mates drinking for the 3rd night straight and I had a bad anxiety attack, the boys took me back to the hotel and put this game on for me.Comedy Gold ensued.
>In the UK, the BBC issued a public apology after its football pundit Alan Hansen commented during the match between Argentina and Romania that "the Argentine defender warrants shooting for a mistake like that", on July 3, a day after the murder of Escobar.
Well, how can you explain massive brainsnaps? There's nothing much to explain here other than they collectively snaped their brains.
just before the own goal they scored a goal to tie the game. also watching womens soccer in general is hilarious knowing that i can beat them. some of them may be technically more gifted than me but i know if i started dribbling with the ball none of them could stop me even if their life depended on it