Divegrass Fuckup WebMs

>>64718428
jesus christ all mighty what the fuck

I'd probably kill myself if I ever managed to fuck that up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39aA1rw8nk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFcqYYPtdok

>>64718851
>Donaldo

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>>64718428
>all of my cringe

>>64718851
Who shot first? Greedonaldo or Higuan Solo?

>>64718428

>australian obsessed with new zealand

colour me surprised

>google noah hickey
>almost all results are about his mistake
how often does he regret that i wonder

>>64719069
>Noah is also running schools programme run with AUT called Shine that aims to teach students not to worry about people knocking them when they are striving for their potential.

top kek

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>>64718428
how could you?
WHY would you?

>>64718851

It's a good run and Higuain has as shit angle. Should've passed imo.

>>64718851

Higuain should have punched Penaldo in the head for that to be honest famalam.

>>64718568
My sides

Stefan Maierhofer is probably the biggest fuckwit that ever played for the Austrian nt. Basically in this game against Lithuania, he just told his team mates to make long passes to him, since he's a tall guy.
The result is this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYE1BwMVP40

>>64718568
KEK

>>64720327
GOAT fuckup webm

>>64720330
Didn't the last guy break his nose?

https://youtu.be/HCpAw6Rq0dw

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>>64718428
i had a good kek from that. good job

>English goalkeeping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2xqhDat_yw

>>64720249
Holy shit, how can you be so tall and so abjectly awful in the air? His first touch is literally as bad as mine, and I couldn't get on my secondary school team. I'll never be frustrated with Giroud again.

>>64718428
He could have literally, LITERALLY done nothing and the ball would enter the goal.

>>64720422

Jesus Christ.

Now I know why England has fines for anti-social behavior and tells people to bin their knives.

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>>64718568
>tfw both are from my state

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>>64720327

>>64720454
first world problems mate. mexico wouldn't know anything about them

>>64720540

>implying I'm actually mexican

I'm on vacation. I was going to go to the UK but everyone was busy facing towards Mecca when I tried to get a hotel.

>>64720312
>the second one isnt' a reply

>>64720330
toipkek

>>64720590
ok spic. good luck with the border hopping.

>>64720330
The first one is a great goal.

>>64720622
>Slippy L
>Slippy A

>>64720505
who is the semen demon?

>>64720249
miring them neck aesthetics

>>64720340

I remember when this happened. Giroud out then and now.

>>64720899

that's shrek mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHKAFTcA2ew

>>64719525
Higuaín didn't even realise Ronaldo was behind him

>>64718851
>blind people will still protect ronaldo with actions like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughNoJbjqbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpSo1aciPqU

>>64721300
>this fluidity

ribery/robben bayern was nuts

>>64718428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubuytNCrp0E

>play in a relegation play-off
>score is 1-1
>your team is the only one in history that has never been relegated
>try to throw the ball away
>this happens
>lose 2-1
>get sold

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>>64721394

>>64721581
I like the song

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>>64721285
TRIGGGGEREEEEEDDJKKASFHDSJKFDSFLÖJDSKDSFBFJLKDSFH

>>64721341
goat kek

>>64721285
>Neverkusen

Daily reminder that these guys literally >Schalke'd harder than Schalke themselves to hand over one of Schalke's very few cup championships.

Also, that webm was the 1999-2000 Championship decider. It's a bigger >SCHALKE than >Schalke a few years later was.

Seriously, why does every club in the Bundesliga outside of Bayern Munchen, Dordmund and Wolfsburg seem like a running gag?

>>64722844
>Also, that webm was the 1999-2000 Championship decider. It's a bigger >SCHALKE than >Schalke a few years later was.
But the >Schalke a few years later was a championship decider too. And it would have been their first Bundesliga title.

>>64721457
WHAT A FINISH LAD

>>64725266
Imagine if it had of went in? It would be one of the greatest goals of all time lad. If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the raffle and Kompany only bought one ticket desu.

>>64721684
thought of playing this going through the thread, but in 2 seconds I felt so cheesy I began to look around fearing for mices

>>64720330
that butt goal had me lost

probably because the game has been bought, but whatever, it's still fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHE95gGJyg

>>64725266
should have been carded for that 2bh

>>64721285
KEK

is this from the 2002 season?

>>64725572
1999/2000

>>64725681
Is there a more tortured footballer?

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>>64725681
>dat 2002 tho

>>64725350
Who would that goal be credited to?

>>64725897
The one who sliced the clearance. That, or the breath of God

>>64725266
not really a fuckup tbph

they're leading and he didn't even waste an opportunity. yeah he gave up posession but you see players give up posession with bad passes etc. 50 times a game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNuwC-yChv8

Andres Escobar vs USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFjke_ahBYY

>>64726902
Rip

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>Canada

>>64726380

Those hands at the end lmao

>>64727588
watched this happen live, it was fucking amazing

>>64727880
>classic fencing response
man, that kid is probably brain-dead now

fuckiu

really good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFFDHhc6I1I

>>64726380
>jazz hands

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>arselel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uNAkEwuR_Y

Goat own goal coming through

>>64728342
i don't consider that a fuckup
they did what they had in mind. "guys, we don't make a foul. ok"

>>64728424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KMq70_nNL0

;...;

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JUST

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>>64728481

>>64718428
nigga thought he was playing haxball and classed it

>>64728129
absolute madmen

>>64728508
HOLY SHIT! I expected something clumsy and cringy looking at the filename but that was impressive.

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>>64728448
gibbs should've made the tactical foul before he got into the box desu if it meant preventing a sure goal

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>EEWWW THERE'S A BUG ON THE BALL

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>basebore

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>>64728564
how about this one then?

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>mouyes

>>64720330
>that kid celebrating

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>danche rekt again

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>womyn

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>england choking at every level of footie

>>64729327
lol this was hilarious i couldnt believe what i was seeing

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>>64729423
it just sucked b/c the japs lucked their way all the way to the finals last year

>>64729423
>a woman being shit at football
>couldn't believe what I was seeing

literally what

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not divegrass, but who cares?

>>64729583
>>64729423
>>64729644
delete these posts, this woman is a brave national hero who deserves damehood

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>>64728752

The self-loathing in his eyes at the end

>>64729055
>filename
I am weeping

>>64718851
he clearly tripped on the bet365 sign. Dumb ass place to put a sign senpaitachi.

>>64720249
lel, he's fucking awful

>>64721484
>that laughing
fucking kek

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>>64718428
jesus

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>>64728296
Headshot

>>64721498
isn't that worse on Higuan part for not having any awareness?

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>>64729163

>we're going for a field goal, right?

>>64720249
advanced manure tactics tbH

>>64729055

>Zoet's thousand yard stare

>>64729055
Why the fuck doesn't the goalie react in any way

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>>64729304

>>64734339
He got his weight on his right foot, no chance for him to get the ball

>>64734685
this need to be made into a perfectly looped gif famski

>>64734339
this makes the keep look worse than he actually is because he was caught on the opposite foot when the ball changed direction and he couldnt make a dive to his right as he was already shifting left

>>64729304
I'd fist her

>>64728798
anyone on special teams should know to keep their head on a swivel

>>64729304
I would never leave her hanging :(

this thread lacks some QUALITY brasileirão

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXQpuiK_II

>>64735512
7-1

>>64735626
>englel
>thinking he can speak of any other nt

nice one senpai

>>64735647
>implying im english desu

>>64735350
That might be one of the worst visual puns I've seen in a while.

>>64735350
>>64735666
I don't get it

>>64718986
underrated

>>64729034
what's going on here

>>64735940
He's deISing his windshield.

>>64720330
Based Pollock

Best part is they got relegated because of this

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Had to search in the catalog to find it. This match was the memeiest of all meme matches.

>>64728129
fucking kek

>>64736216
Utah player (black/red) drops the ball in celebration before actually crossing the goal line, meaning it's a fumble and a live ball. It takes everyone a minute, but eventually an Oregon player (white/yellow) picks it up. He's met by a Utah player and fumbles it himself, but his Oregon teammate picks it up and starts running the other way.

>>64729992
kek you cant be more anticlutch than this

>>64736294
>+9

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>>64736294

>>64718428
hahaha holy fuck thats at kiwitea street. Played on that pitch a bunch of times but I never realised this happened there haha

>>64729911
what the fuck is going on here

>>64728848
haha fucking classic banter from chambo

>>64736294
>Donaldo team

>>64736675
Blue scored in the wrong basket like a retard, which subsequently made the rest of the players on the field braindead and made them think they were going the other way.

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>>64736602
>Kiwitea street

>>64721341
>dat keeper getting headshotted twice

kek

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>>64720454
just don't lose your head over it m8

I remember when I was out with my mates drinking for the 3rd night straight and I had a bad anxiety attack, the boys took me back to the hotel and put this game on for me.Comedy Gold ensued.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XDCmbx753s

>>64737350
Fuck that clip didn't even show the missed pen, Walters ended up with 2 own goals and a missed pen for that game.

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>>64726902

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar#Own_goal_incident_and_subsequent_murder

>In the UK, the BBC issued a public apology after its football pundit Alan Hansen commented during the match between Argentina and Romania that "the Argentine defender warrants shooting for a mistake like that", on July 3, a day after the murder of Escobar.[16]

>>64736722

yeah but why..?

>>64737241
Japs shouldn't play sports

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>>64737453
>why?

Well, how can you explain massive brainsnaps? There's nothing much to explain here other than they collectively snaped their brains.

Maybe he was trying to put topspin on the ball. You can make a ball curve way more unpredictably when it's hit from a volley imo.

>>64729644
just before the own goal they scored a goal to tie the game. also watching womens soccer in general is hilarious knowing that i can beat them. some of them may be technically more gifted than me but i know if i started dribbling with the ball none of them could stop me even if their life depended on it

>>64737226
that midget greek troll

>>64737296
saw the ghost of his mother in net

>>64718856

Jesus Christ how the fuck did nobody realize what a liability Gerrard is?

"""""Great""""" passer

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>>64736294
>anus

>>64729911
those referees tho

>>64729055
goalies all look like autists in these vidyas

>>64734041
>that fuckhuge goal

>>64737296
>That guy just blatantly tripping up the keeper

>>64735350
>ShovelingAGermanDriveway.webm

>>64735350
Is the immigrant situation really that bad in Germany?

>all these skied shot webms

dont lie /sp/, you know its natural instinct to boot the ball when you're in a fight for possession in the box

>>64737453
Because they're women.

>>64718568
LOL remembers me of cristiano ronaldo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz7MnJEYmvY

>>64721739
WAT

>>64728129
awesome stuff

>>64728342
dude, wenger mentality is SO shite

>>64728424
I remember that, finished in Torres scoring

>>64728861
Sadio GOATné

>>64729235
>women
>playing football

pick one

>>64737241
I never understood why he played professionally
specially in Boca Juniors he was an a absolute joke

>>64748321
>>64748522
>>64748615
>>64748615
>>64748640
>>64748661
>>64748720
>>64748756
>>64748851

Chipa please