/bundesliga/ - /emojiliga/ edition

TRACTOR

>2016
>watching soccer

sorry i only watch football

dumb op

>>64700069
shit op

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>>64700069
Absolutely terrible OP.
Apply yourself, Anonymous.

please calm down

Former french NT player Zinedine Zidane appointed as new coach for Real Madrid.

>>64700392
Could be career suicide.
At least the players will respect him I guess.

>>64700404
Its a panic decision.
Classic case of a coach that will have a good effect shortterm, but will prove useless longterm.

>>64700444
The next Stefan Effenberg?

>>64700453
Yeah, Effenberg came to my mind as well.
I am still inclined to give Effe a fair chance though.

>>64700069
great OP
I'm still proud of myself for solving the riddle.

>Schalke 04 hat sich laut „Sky Sport News HD“ die Dienste von Mittelfeldspieler Younès Belhanda (25) von Dynamo Kiew gesichert. Die offizielle Verkündung solle noch im Laufe des Tages erfolgen. Die italienische „La Stampa“ berichtet zudem, dass die Königsblauen sich im Werben um den offensiven Mittelfeldspieler gegen den FC Turin durchgesetzt hätten.
>Die Modalitäten belaufen sich demnach auf eine halbjährige Leihe (Gebühr: 2 Millionen Euro) mit anschließender Kaufoption über 9 Mio. Euro. Der marokkanische Nationalspieler soll Schalke ins Winter-Trainingslager nach Orlando folgen. Belhanda steht in Kiew noch bis zum 30. Juni 2018 unter Vertrag, sein Marktwert beträgt 7,5 Mio. Euro.
So it seems that Horst der Heldt is overpaying for mediocre talent again.

Zidane was doing just fine with Castilla, what the fuck has Effe done before Padeboring?
>Bundes football knowledge
stick to watching anime, fuckin Bavarian Dorftrottel

gotze to chelsea when

>>64700946
>comparing youth teams with star ensembles
also
>comparing Effe and Zidane
there was exactly one idiot who did that

>>64700946
>what the fuck has Effe done before Padeboring?
got payed for thrash talking aka living the dream

>>64700973
Pep was in charge of Barca B before being appointed to the 1st team, as well, not saying Zidane won't flop, but i won't be surprised if he succeeds.
>there was exactly one idiot who did that
there were two people agreeing about this, learn to read Bazischwuchtel.

>>64700935
He was the hot shit before he went east (not Horst)

>>64701033
>projecting your Bayern hate onto people
fuck off m8
Not everybody in this general you disagree with is a Bayern fan.
Why are you even arguing with me? I didn't deny that Zidane could do well, dumbass.

>>64701075
fair enough

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>englel

FC Kobenhavn's 3rd keeper Jakob Busk is doing a trial at Union Berlin

>>64701252
what are they accusing him of?

>>64701283
Crimes against goal keeping

>>64701285
>signing belhanda

>>64701305
Who unlikes a club after they liked it in the first place? baka tbß

>>64701305
>Ingolstadt
>16th
>not last
I'm surprised desu

>>64701305
Based Hamburg

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>>64701305
>1.FC Köln

This pleases me

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>autistralians

are australians still banned from posting here?

>>64701972
>Update
yes

Ich verstehe kein Wort außer "Bundesliga"..

/bundesliga/ or /hoc/. which one is the true memefactory of /sp/?

>>64702585
it's called /bundes/

>>64702590
OP (clearly well versed when it comes to memes) claims otherwise.

>>64702585
Neither.
The best memes come from large sports events like the WC or the Olympic Games.

/sp/ is shit during large events

literally the only times i completely avoid coming here

>>64702642
The best is semi-large events like track and field world cups or Copa America.

there's a semi-large event going on in my pants atm

rooney is englands player of the year lol

>>64703457
really? what is it?

Do you think a Köln player was molested at New Year's Eve?

>>64703601
Yes, I think a Köln player was molested on Silvester.

>>64703601
I know a girl who was in Cologne during New Year's Eve. Any idea how I could get laid because of this? I'm /fit/ so I could appeal to her need for protection

making papas arrugadas now~

>>64704387
I've eaten them as a snack two weeks ago. I will never peel potatoes ever again since that day

>>64704267
Holy maccaroni this match is actually happening. Took me by surprise

>>64704267
>Match sponsor: Applewood Independent

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>>64704931

Btw Stoke's reserve keeper is Danish. He used to play for FC Midtjylland. He also shares his name with a famous Danish comedian/ex-joke candidate who ended up being actually elected to parliament.

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And they wonder why this game with more shitposting in /bundesu/ Spending all the gypsies must have a team of 3+ is good for anything Rigged by Russian mobFuck this meme replace vardy with sturridge and wilshere with hendo and thats a solid decade with some dat ass but it wasn't already with the Panthers C'mon man, you didn't interfere with the help of his shit country instead, i thought this season

>Neinhold

Haha, i sometimes have to make a bit of a sanity check myself to make sure its not me.

How do you guys watch football online? I only find shitty streams that aren't watchable or the commentary is in Russian which is quite annoying

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https://vine.co/v/ihBQMiPZpxz

/r/soccerstreams

>>64705235
That's where I'm looking but it isn't satisfying

so you are asking me to satisfy you?

Night

>>64705267
http://www.streamhub.hk

Not sure if virus

>>64705464
>papas arrugadas
this

Kristian Pedersen, a 21-year old CB from HB Koge, will travel with Bundesliga club Borussia Mönchengladbach to Turkey for a trial.
Pedersen is being considered a very technical and talented CB who's made quite an astonishing career after 2 years playing at amateur level.

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The name of Pedersen's childhood club

>>64706314
nice

>>64706420
is that the name of the town?

>>64706644
Yes

HB Koge, or Herfolge Boldklub Koge, is a fusion between Koge BK and Herfolge BK.

Herfolge famously won the Danish championship in 2000, only to be relegated the following season. They were coached by John "Faxe" Jensen, who scored the first goal in the 1992 European Championship final.

O-okay

Pruttgarden

Are you guys watching Genoa-Sampdoria?

>watching

>guys

Are you girls listening to Genoa-Sampdoria?

smelling some Serie A

Sorry, it's my prut

>>64707790
don't call me a girl
just skimming the live blog right now
i didn't know this was on today
did i miss anything good?

>>64707977
I haven't been following it

>>64707994
i guess we will know in 15 minutes

Crouch on for Shaqiri, eh

>>64708538
It's like an Englishman trying something different for tea, not liking it and then making chips instead.

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>>64708677
>chips
>as in fucking Pommes
>probably even fish&chips
>with tea
Holy fucking island incest.

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>Der 1.FSV Mainz 05 hat auf dem Winter-Transfermarkt zugeschlagen und Linksaußen Karim Onisiwo vom österreichischen Bundesligisten SV Mattersburg verpflichtet. Das teilten die Mainzer am Dienstagabend via Twitter mit. Demnach unterschreibt der 23-Jährige einen bis zum 30. Juni 2019 gültigen Vertrag.
That haircut is almost as worse as Neustädters.

Are we on autosage again?

>>64710156
Hello

>>64710211
Yes hello :(

>>64710241
>>64710211
hello

>>64710100
*as bad as

>>64710246
bon jour

>>64710241
Why are you sad

>>64710246
Hello

>>64710315
Because I can not understand why the mods can't appreciate our fruitfull discussions.

>>64710348
They've lost the ability

>>64710532
The ability to what?

>>64710599
To appreciate

>>64710692
Yes.
Must be hard if you are all empty inside. ;_;

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