/NFL/ General : >Colts edition

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

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Lovin
Every
Laugh

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>mfw 14-1 will never not happen

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>colts miss playoffs
>give a 4 year extention
>lelphins begging >us for a coach
>Baharbaugh contemplating fleeing baltipoor

>still image
lame
official thread video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JP4Y0Xcm4g

3rd for Brady's obscure receivers

>>64694926
pic related, incomplete for this year tho

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I hate him. I hate EVERYTHING about him. I hate his meme face, I hate his meme wife, I hate his meme kids, I hate his meme career, I hate his meme life, I hate his meme expressions, I hate his meme play style, and most of all I hate his meme-as-fuck attitude about everything. Literally every move he makes is riddled with memes. You could hook up a house and suck the memes right off this asshole and power r/Memes for AT LEAST a solid decade with some left over the next few months. He has done more harm to football than any other meme athlete to date like Brett Favre, or Michael Vick. He just bumbles onto the field, with his stupid fucking grin, opening his mouth with the audience on the edge of their morbidly obese seats shoveling popcorn from the pop corn trough into theirs maws, as he slyly whispers into the boom microphone "Meme" and the audience erupts into riotous laughter because they think they get what this pandering fuck who has no idea the history or culture of football is actually relating to them. so yes, please, by all means, tell me I am "le salty meme" meme because you know what? Unlike this meme fuckhead I DID study sports since I was a small boy and I KNOW that progressing through your reads and having poise in the pocket makes for a superior QB. So yes, I am upset that you one-track-mind knuckle dragging fast food eating primates are just in love with your meme king. You two deserve each other

also, I dont want to continue this post any longer than I have to but I browse /fit/ regularly and I lift and eat right and don't have to take steroids (unlike some meme athletes cough cough) and if meme lord came up to my face in real life and tried to pull the meme covered wool over my eyes I would hit him so hard he would be spitting up his teeth for the rest of life. That's what happens when you work hard for something instead of skipping steps and cutting corners by taking steroids and not earning your keep in your career.

>>64694975
well, YOU shoulda made the thread

webm of OP pic please?

naners

>>64694936

I'm done. I can't take this shit another season. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GRIGSON? I'm dumbfounded.

>>64694959
Yea fuck you

I went from 2-4 to 9-4 and it all came to an end because of THAT bullshit. I was up 40+ points going into Monday nights game

>>64694975
100/10 video though

>>64694986
This was made by a pats fan

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>>64694968
>Baharbaugh contemplating fleeing baltipoor

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>>64694986
wew lad

>>64694887
Ben goes full dragon mode when Fitzgerald cant run the ball worth shit. Brown gets seriously hurt late (he has been relatively healthy for the longest time) and it leaves the Steelers crippled giving the Pats an easy SB run

>>64694855 #
But if games go the way they say
And they say stupid shit
Doesn't that mean their shit isn't stupid?

Lol

It's like sneak always puts up well researched retarded shit up. Such as the power rankings

Now regularly a team he ranked 28 would beat a team he ranked 13.

What exactly is the point of the power ranking? Because teams would play and over and over again he'd revise and say "now I got it" but in truth he had shit

If you can't apply your theories to something and they don't work out -

Your theories are bullshit

So those guys may seemed retarded, but they accurately were predicting games and players. Meaning their theories and thoughts arent bullshit

Think of it this way
Man a rolls a ball to the edge of the counter
Man b says I know balls, that thing is going to float off into space
Man a says no it's going to fall and hit the ground
It hits the ground

Who knows what the are talking about here?

Man a is the three I mentioned
Man b is posters like sneak

>>64695020
Was it? I got it from /tv/

>>64695013
He's better than Polian

Irsay approved

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Remember when people thought the Jaguars were going to win the LAb Owl?

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>>64694994
there eya go famalam

Guys

Naruto just said "I want to be with you, Hinata"

;__;

>>64695048
What is this tripdrama

>>64695015
It was the only league where my team was healthy desu

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>>64694975
oh shit
that is deserving of a Lindsay reaction

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"In accordance with the relocation policies, the Oakland Raiders submitted a relocation package to the NFL. The matter is now in the hands of the NFL’s owners. An owners’ meeting is scheduled to take place in Houston, Texas on January 12 and 13, 2016."

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>>64695073
>mfw I lost the screenshot of the "FINAL" score from ESPN that said the Ravens won

>>64694953

GRIGSON BTFO

>>64695088
I didn't even watch the Monday night game because I was sure I won.

I come in Tuesday and check and I'm like "fuck me"

I'll hit you up with an email about your prize soon

clots are pathetic and are on a downward spiral. Congrats on wasting Luck's career.

>>64694991
>>64695018
>making threads
that's peasant work
i've been playing a ton of tecmo bowl lately, shit is a great way to pass time
that and madden mobile
>>64695060
you have to wonder what went through colt anderson's head as he received the ball
>>64695075
last thread someone asked who the best trips were and there was a predictable circlejerk over it

>>64695104
WHAT THE FUCK?

SOURCE PLEASE?

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>>64695071
>nurutu
Just what I'd expect from a Cowfag

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>>64695071
>naruto

Why is this faggotry being discussed in a thread meant for football?

Sneak's Official Post Week 17 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
Note that these do not reflect the overall season. The end of season rankings will be posted the Monday after the Super Bowl.

1. Panthers (+1)
2. Chiefs (+1)
3. Seahawks (+1)
4. Cardinals (-3)
5. Broncos
6. Patriots (-2)
7. Bengals (+2)
8. Vikings
9. Redskins (+1)
10. Steelers (+2)
11. Texans
12. Bills (+3)
13. Jets (-6)
14. Colts (+4)
15. Lions (+5)
16. Saints (+5)
17. Packers (-4)
18. Falcons (-4)
19. Raiders (-3)
20. Rams (-3)
21. Eagles (+3)
22. Giants (-3)
23. Bears (-1)
24. Dolphins (+4)
25. Bucs (-2)
26. 49ers (+4)
27. Ravens (-2)
28. Jaguars (-2)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (+1)
31. Browns (-2)
32. Titans

>>64695117
thank you, i'll look forward for your march to the /sp/ revenge path next season

>>64695140

www.raiders.com lad its on the front of the website

>>64695144
You are one to talk lol

>>64695153
Football only pls

>>64695151
>6. Patriots (-2)
>7. Bengals (+2)

Explain

>>64695071
Naruto is fucking gay. I can name 10 animes better than that pleb shit

>>64695167
Well shit

ALL I FEEL IS FEAR AND RAGE

>>64695153
It's all pretty trashy and lowest common denominator type shit, it's made for horny teenagers. You're better off with almost any other artistic medium.

>>64695163
So I can get a guarantee you will be in the 2nd annual 16 team /sp/ league to defend your crown?

The league was more active then I anticipated, only 5 people of the 16 didn't really do anything (police 12, Mayo, and others)

Raiders to Fat Antonio confirmed

>>64695196
What's there to explain? The Patriots lost so they move down and the Bengals won so they moved up it's not rocket science

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>never changed the style of 4chan before
>decide to check it out
>trackpad on my laptop gets a little overzealous
>tracks over /soc/ and I click not paying too much attention
>first thread is a trap thread

Help me /sp/.

>>64695203
You've known for weeks this was going to happen why the hell are you surprised?

>>64695196
We got the 2nd seed, Bengals got the 3rd. only reason I can imagine

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>>64695203
>this is a surprise

>>64695233
>>64695196
disregard that post, I read the plus/minus signs wrong

>>64695219
Now way your owner and Jewy Jones lets them come and cuck the Texas market,

>>64695196
They fucking lost and the Bengals won BB. Use your head, It's based weekly

>>64695228
From what I've read (or believed) the Raiders have been fighting tooth and nail to stay in Oakland

>>64695221
Patriots should be under cincy. Sneak is dumb.

What exactly keeps Eagles fans from committing suicide every year?

>>64695151
>Packers 17
>In the playoffs

AYY LMAO

>>64695227
don't go to any (Adult 18+) marked board (they have tan backgrounds). just avoid them altogether, including /b/

>>64695251

It's only 2 votes.

The Jews can unite against them.

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>>64695198
lol this just reminded me of those screencaps that are like "Top 10 Anime Battles" and then something ridiculous
>>64695217
<3
count me in for next year, i promise i'll be active this time
this year was just tumultous af during football season for me
>>64695265
idk

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Come and knock on our door

We've been waiting for you

>>64695151
Finally turned your trip back on

Lol

>>64695263
Why? The Patriots are seeded higher and the Bengals always choke

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>>64695274
>Packers
>good

>>64695253
>cardinals drop 3
>pats drop 2
>uss ure ead m8

Obvious bias here.

>>64695296
>Packers
>any lower than 12

literal trolling

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>The Indianapolis Colts

>>64695284
Just don't join so many leagues. You should only want to be in mine since it has actual prize support

>>64695263
>>64695300

He's been here the whole time with his trip off. Why do you think I was ripping on him?

Are you actually a girl with no benis?

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Who would work better as the starter for your team?

Russell Wilson, Andrew Luck or Cam Newton?

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ITT better coach options than pagano

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>>64695217
>in that league
>mfw lost one game by 0.1

>>64695295
Pats deliberately lost their game pretty badly, lost their chance at the #1 seed when Denver won, and Cincy won to secure their #3 spot. and Tom Brady has a high ankle sprain. Not a great week for the Pats.

>>64695295
>seeded higher

So uh why the chiefs #2 then :3 besides win streak

Bengals are far less injured and balanced.

>>64695151
>Vikings that high
>Lions that high
>Steelers that low

>>64695326
none. they wouldn't fit the system

ha ha see what I did there?

>>64695349
It's sneak. Don't take to seriously. Have fun shitting on him though he doesn't fight back

>>64695317
yeah 8 was too much this year what with real life happening so hard
i'm gonna limit it to a hard cap of 4 next year
>>64695349
oh shit the chiefs are actually #2 on that list? why the fuck does anyone take it seriously then

>>64695326
Depends.
Do I have a great o line? Cam
Do I have a good o line and alright receivers? Wilson
Do I need to bullshit into the playoffs?
Luck.

>>64695217
absolutely, i never have time to get on /sp/ during the fall semester but i always have time to set my lineups between classes

>>64695336
I think I undercut the points for WRs and RBs a bit desu. But I wasn't going to change it during the season cause that'd be stupid. I already have notes ready for the league next year to make the points better

Also I'm taking out the TE slot and making it a flex

>>64695318
Idk sneak is ripped on for various reasons.

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>anon who should I root for in the playoffs?

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>>64695337
question

if the Pats didn't want to beat Miami than why did they play their starters?Were they waiting until they found out the Jets lost to take everyone out of the game?

I'll be honest, I don't even think the Patriots knew what they were doing.

>>64695380
>Wilson
>good O-line

Don't ever remember seeing that.

>>64695390
You can root for this D if you know what I mean

>>64695383
>>64695336
What did you guys think of the small bench? I think it worked out really well. If that had been a 5 player bench instead of 3 then the waiver wire would have been desolate considering all the injuries that happened

>>64695389
Are you a woman or a womyn

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>>64695337
>Pats deliberately lost their game pretty badly,

>Neighbors moving out
>throwing out shit
>throw out perfectly good laptop, just needs a hdd, some people

>>64695073
Oh. I wasn't here for this. Damn.

>>64695400
I didn't say he did. I picked where each QB would thrive the most.

Is it true that Luck might leave the Colts soon?

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>>64695438
>run the ball more than passing it
>they actually tried
yeah, no. If they tried than Josh McDaniels needs to get fucking fired now.

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>>64695398
Bill has lost us 2-3 games and thrown the team under the bus speaking to media.

Who /one&done/ here?

>>64695428
..neither

>>64695390
texans of course. now shut up and put your clothes back on, you whore

>>64695455

No.

>>64695441
Might be Harbs laptop

>>64695441
>digging through other people's trash
ew
>>64695455
if they continue their current team building strategy of foregoing o-line and signing guys who used to be really good he should leave for his own safety
it's unlikely he'll actually go anywhere though, they can throw a lot of money at him

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yfw you will soon be living in a world where Alex Smith is winning playoff games

>>64695398
They wanted to win, but they weren't willing to sacrifice bodies they needed for the postseason, and tried to gameplan around glaring holes in their offense and take pressure off of Brady.

It just didn't work. At all. I spent 4 hours cursing Josh McDaniels name

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>Going through Madden 16 ratings
>Allen Robinson is an 89
>Sammy Watkins is a 91

>Sammy Watkins had 350 yards and 5 less touchdowns

@AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
Cleveland Browns have requested and received permission to interview Patriots' defensive coordinator Matt Patricia, per a league source.

will they take mcdaniels too?

>>64695403
>But tiki, the cowboys aren't allowed to be in the playoffs silly
>Besides big D is more like slightly less than average D

>>64695441
Grab it post pics

>>64695487
Luck ---> Cardinals (after palmer kill) is very reasonable.

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>>64695466
>tfw Bill is going senile
get ready for some Al Davis-esqe hi-jinks

>>64695424
I liked it, it added a different kind of challenge and made the waiver wire more valuable than in standard leagues

>>64695398
my personal theory is that Bill was gambling on a Denver loss, which doesn't make any fucking sense considering they playing the >Chargers. It was really just a matter of which spot they'd take (1 or 2), and usually if the Pats have things wrapped up playoff-wise they kick back and take Week 17 off. But there's so many key guys who will be playing all together for the first time in a month or so that they needed some real snaps to get swing of things, like with Amendola.

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>>64695104
>Raiders
>obvious yet unseen emotion
>Rams
>clear emotions
>Charger
>here is why I'm fucking you and why you should be paying me

>>64695487
I never said trash m8

>>64695466
66 = ruse, don't trust him

>>64695462
>t-there's no way they could legitimately have a poor showing they were just trying to lose on purpose even though their homefield advantage was at stake

>>64695510
That wasn't me

And my D is enormous shut up

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>>64695500
It's all coming true

>>64695515
Get hype

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>>64695506
>Matt Patricia
FUCK NO
>will they take mcdaniels too?
they can have him

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>>64695500
>future tense

good luck with andy reid tho

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 4m4 minutes ago
>Cleveland Browns have requested and received permission to interview Patriots' defensive coordinator Matt Patricia, per a league source.

BILL NO

DONT LET HIM GO TO THAT DUMPSTER FIRE

HE BELONGS HERE

>>64695390

Hi Aly

>>64695438
the score belies how bad of a game it was for the Pats statwise. G

pro-football-reference . com / boxscores / 201601030mia.htm

>>64695558
Bahaha Patricia is pretty good mang. He doesn't fit the look of a hc, but he's a smart one

>>64695513
are you implying drew stanton can't run an offense like palmer??? because he can't you're right
cardinals window is this year, if they fuck it up they're in trouble
>>64695527
ah ok
where are your neighbors moving to? LA?

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>Pagano staying
Okay, that might work as long as Gri-
>Grigson staying
NO
NO
NO
FUCK
GOD DAMMIT
I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM

>>64695504
Madden ratings are a joke. It's all one guys opinion.

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thoughts

i let chris ivory go and find a new HB and tackle in the draft along with a passrusher

>>64695583
No idea, I hate them though

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>>64695525
Surprisingly Accurate

>>64695584
This tbqdh familia

>>64695424
I liked it tho this was the first time I played ff.

Has Lucky Ducky shown up for all this Clots news?

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>>64695506
PATRICIA I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER NOT GO
I DON'T CARE IF BILL PAYS YOU IN HOT DOGS AND HOODIES

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the Bengals will trade Andy Dalton to either the Cowboys,Eagles,Saints,49ers, and Rams for

2016 1st & 2nd round draft picks
2017 1st & 2nd round draft picks


and they would have to be idiots to pass up a future hall of fame inductee with shit like Paxton Lynch, or Goff
Sheeeit Benglels are sitting pretty. They got the next best thing. pic related

>Former NFL defensive end Dexter Manley quickly issued an apology over the weekend after he said that black players are likely more mobile as quarterbacks because they are “used to running from the law.”

Ayy lol

>>64695594
>i let chris ivory go
why? he's a proven commodity and he's pretty good
>>64695606
he posted once or twice last thread i think
>>64695623
rather have mccarron desu

>>64695582
Can you not read? He didn't want Patricia to languish in Leaveland, not that Matt is unworthy of HC

>>64695515
"Seau hasn't texted back yet"

>>64695506
>>64695558
>patricia

Pls give them McMeme for their guard.

>>64695628
we have other needs and he might cost to much to bring back

plus i think he peaked this year

>>64695293
Wait, when did I turn it off?

>>64695274
Packer will pretty much be locked in at 12 in my end of season rankings. Maybe 13 under the Jets since they share the same record.

>>64695667
Have you been gone?
You went "sneak gone namefig" for a few weeks

>>64695583
Stanton is a backup, a solid one.

>>64695128
>circlejerk
All tripfags are retards, prove me wrong

>>64695595
4SP : Raiders tripfag Charles Woodson, v& for cp, swears it's not his, said he found laptop

>>64695628
You'll never get what you want
>can't get McCarron
>can't get Goff or Lynch
>can't be with Tenshi

>>64695629
I know. Patricia will probably stay. He's bb heir. Mcdaniels is bb right hand, Patricia and bb have an almost standoffish thing going because of the mental aspect. Both are brilliant and Patricia doesn't kiss ass

>>64695682
fuck you

>>64695629
Come to think of it, since Bill arrived they really haven't had a "bad" OC or DC. Yes, McDaniels may get memey sometimess, but if Bill O'Brien was the worst of those two positions they've gone through in the past 16 years that's pretty remarkable.
>tfw every NE coordinator thinks they can be a HC
>tfw they all fail (>implying Texans make it past divisional under BoB)

>>64695674
That was Erin Roger, boo.

Shifty namefig such as myself.

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>mfw St. Louis gets a CFL team

>>64695695
>Patricia and bb have an almost standoffish thing going because of the mental aspect. Both are brilliant and Patricia doesn't kiss ass
What in the fucking shit are you talking about? You are completely and utterly talking out of your ass.

I'd understand the Browns but do the lelphins really have no shame going for pats?
>>64695594
Terrible, also I feel like if the jets don't resign ivory the pats are going to get him. Belichock has said he really respects ivory and likes his physical nature.

>>64695676
doesn't make what P12 said untrue. The Cardinals' #1-in-the-league offense relies entirely on Palmer being healthy. Otherwise, they are doomed

>>64695506
>google matt patricia
the phins have asked permission to talk to him and mcdanials
espn, boston globe, nesn
where the fuck is schefter getting browns?

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>>64695594
how about this for 2016 free agency

>>64695729
sources

>>64695674
see
>>64695709

I'm Sneak and Sneak Gone Mobile. That's it.

I'm growing increasingly worried about this Pb fellow's obsession with me.

>>64695657
you know you lost the last game in part because you refused to give him carries right?
>6 carries
>81 yards
he's a valuable part of your offense m8, and if fitz isn't back next year or starts to suck you're in trouble if you don't have any other offensive recourse
>>64695676
yeah but arizona's offense lives and dies on palmer unless david johnson becomes elite
>>64695689
kek i don't really want le natty man, i just prefer him to dalton
besides the last two are confirmed for h a p p e n i n g
>>64695725
right? ivory needs to stay
also what'd you get banned for?

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>>64695725
>JEST

AHAHHAHAHHAHA
LMAOOOOO

also
> lets make a mistake in relocating to LA for the third time

>>64695744
You have a groupie now, snape. You should feel honored.

>>64695729
You are not a bright person.

>>64695734
Add Marvin Jones to pay the man

>>64695721
How about you watch some documentaries about the pats, the 2015 season, a couple interviews and get back to me before shoving your foot so far in your mouth it comes out your ass

>>64695744
>>64695709
Shit mang
Well its good to see you back
But pb is a closet homo
Always talking about how buff he is and how everyone else is so gay

Why the hell does my trip get erased if I post on a non-name board

Also fuck off with the inkblots, I'm not gonna do them

>>64695744
seriously you are as popular as lexplorer I see it

>>64695725
Why are you banned fampai? Gonna report you if you dont respond to me.

>>64695744
>being a tripfag in the first place
end ur life stupid

>>64695753
yeah but hes also injury prone

>>64695777
ooh trips

>>64695772
You didn't understand my fucking post it seems. I'm saying where the fuck are you getting this
standoff-ish nature between BB and Patricia, the two fucking love each other.

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Literally Tripfag gay circlekerking: the General.

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>>64695774
You just jelly. Aww that's cute

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>Pats are 3-4 since the Denver game
not even an injury problem. They were already injured as hell at that point. It's more of a coaching and chemistry problem. If it's not them fumbling the ball away or Brady throwing an interception, it's them making dumbass decisions which blowup in their face.

I don't even believe in the "purposely losing" shit. I just think Bill is making stupid as hell decisions and no one is calling him out on it because they're too scared.

>>64695804

U want shit? Idiot

>>64695705
Patricia hasn't been consistently good, honest opinion.

>>64695753
>>64695727
Ik. That's why I'm saying Luck to Arizona makes sense after palmer goes.

>>64695761
I don't really want any groupies. They turn into stalkers and then next thing you know I'm the next UTV.

>>64695774
Back? I didn't go anywhere. I post pretty much every single day, just some less than others.

>>64695778
But I won't make any stupid bomb/shooter threats so don't worry.

>>64695796
lol

>>64695744
Watch your back Sneak. If someone in Florida yells "Packers are the best" or "Rodgers love women" don't try to refute them

>>64695525
>Raiders
Fucked over by the A's, the Coliseum was literally falling apart, needed a new stadium badly

>Rams
Not fucked over per se, but their stadium is also in bad shape.

>Chargers
Pure greed. Doesn't want another team to move to LA unless they get to move to LA, too. Why? Because they considered LA to be their market, despite LA clearly hating the Chargers.

Raiders announce future signings

Atkinson III, George RB
Bell, Mitch G
Hackett, Chris CB
Underwood, Colton LB

>>64695766
I was leaning towards that, but if he's asking for too much I don't think it's worth the risk.

can pick up two WRs in the draft replace him and Sanu

Wait so there's no NFL until September after the Super Bowl?

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>>64695824
>"guys, guys, I know I'm a popular guy around here, but please, no groupies!"

>>64695797
better to go with the injury prone proven player than to try and strike gold again through the draft or FA
>>64695817
can arizona afford luck? i have no idea what their current salary situation is
>>64695857
yup
just endless draft speculation and terrible offseason generals

>>64695744
Tripfags are retards anyways, so it's not like anyone cares. If you vanished tomorrow this board will have lost nothing of value.

>>64695809
actually they're 2-4 if you count the Denver game
Denver L
Philadelphia L
Houston W
Tennessee W
New York L
Miami L

>>64695857
yes, unfortunately, expect more shitposting in the off season

>>64695803
"Almost standoffish"

Meaning the two have a thing. Both guys are brilliant. Patricia is being groomed by bill. Yes they love each other but they are both competive as fuck. Not like they want to fight but both guys know Patricia will be a hc soon enough. Kind of like a padawan and his master. Eventually the padawan will out grow the master and it makes the dynamic off.
Kind of like an old and a young bull in the pastor

>>64695813
Actually that one wasn't me, but I'm glad my countrymen share my opinion.
Also, you are a retard.

>>64695860
I can't help it that my style of posting is so younique.

>>64695872
I mean you're not wrong. It's not like I'm not totally aware of this already. If I had a dollar for every time someone on 4chan told me to kill myself I'd be rich af. :P

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>>64694936
>PIT:Report: DeAngelo's chances of playing 'small'
>marvin being quiet on dalton's return
https://twitter.com/FOX19Joe/status/684116343294148608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

ITS HAPPENING

>>64695919
Good, fuck the steelers

>>64695909

Heil Texans

>>64695908
That is a terrible word to use then, standoffish makes it sound like they're at odds with each other. Literally all the other things you said make more sense that what you initially said.

>>64695919
you honestly have a better chance of winning a playoff game with McCarron than Dalton.

Rather have the new kid than the confirmed choker

>>64695860
Give him a break. This place is like cheers for him

Everyone knows his name
He's a moron
But everyone knows his name here

Can someone link to a playoff bracket picking site

>>64695951
>new
AJ's been a benchrider for 3-4 years, hasn't he?

>>64695914
I'm not telling you to kill yourself, just that no one cares if you do. After all, you're just another forgettable name on the internet, no one will remember you in a few years.

Trust me, you're better off as just another anon.

>>64694957
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body)

kekd

>>64695865
>>64695889
Shit guys, I was looking forward to getting into the sport and now it's practically over. How do you cope with that?

I just thought of something, the Texans still have that Yates guy, assuming the Bengals and Texans win, will Yates be able to overcome the Bengals and McCarron?

>>64695973
>one year
think of Brady in 2001. Same situation. Except Bledsoe actually won a playoff game

>>64695949
Heil Hitler

>>64695950
My bad then. Just watch some of the stuff with him and bill. He regularly corrects bill and overrides him in practices. Not out of disrespect just because bill gives him that much leeway. If he goes it would be rough

>>64695973
His second year senpai

>>64695919
>implying having the guy who can't win a playoff game whose hand is fucked would be best case scenario
If the bengals win it's because Steelers RBs can't last a goddamn season anymore

>>64695983
Lots of Madden/Tecmo/work/ and speculation

www.spotrac.com/nfl/free-agents/

>Risky FA you want
>High price FA you want
>Reasonably priced FA you want
>Cheap/Steal FA you want

Post em fags.

>>64695983
>>64695983
It's good to take a break sometimes.
At least it doesn't get boring like soccer, with games practically every single day of the year.

>>64695217
i was JFMSU and i liked the league too, would be around for a 2nd go next year probably

also it was two steelers fans in the finals, grats to BBD even if he only won because i benched tim "twilight of my years fantasy stud" hightower like an idjut

The more I think about it the more I think it's best to let mo wilkerson walk. He's elite as fuck but its just too much money.

>>64695990
who was the backup before AJ then? I seem to remember him being there longer than in real life

>>64695989
Didn't TJ Yates tear his ACL?

It's a shame, too, because literally the only thing he's good at is beating the Bengals, but he's really fucking good at that.

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>>64695919
Andy Dalton isn't going to play. this is 100% certain.


he hasn't throw a football in nearly a month


and even if he was 100% this is still playoff game, at night, and verse the Steelers.


I like our chances with the confident stud in Aj McCarron

>>64695973
he's not a rookie, but he hadn't taken anything other than garbage time snaps till dalton went down though
same thing as brock and the wop really
>>64695983
depression, the level of which depends on how your team did during the season
usually i just look into the usual offseason shit like FAs, get heavy into the draft, play madden, and watch baseball
>>64696021
you have leonard williams anyway

>>64695960
Heh.

>>64695974
That's your opinion and I respect your right to have it.

>>64696015

Manning

Bree's

Bradford

Weeden

>>64696021
yo SHUT UP

>>64696028
>yfw AJ McCarron might soon have more playoff wins than Andy Dalton

>>64696021
You never responded to me I'm going to report you.

>>64696015
Oh shit, Tamba Hali is on the market? I haven't been watching the Chiefs, how has he been this year?

>>64696083

Gay Gatsby. No, too faggy.

Ur mums panties

Elite #1 in the NFL

Only if tipped

>>64696026
I'm not sure, don't follow the bengals

>>64696015
Sean Smith, take a shot at grabbing Toler
Chris Ivory or Forte as a #2
keep Penn, grab Okung if we can, take a chance on Boone
Shoot an offer at Berry,Thurmond or Richardson, and maybe Mark Barron

>>64696083
Training day on network TV
Best dubbing ever "you crooked no good cop, silly back cookie soft bad man runt"
>>64696083
Nothing
depends how he comes back but he's good
Sure

>>64696083
Please fuck off with all the tripfaggotry and get back to talking about football.

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how did this man get so elite?

I like it, i like it alot. Mostly because the Redskins are the only team in the NFC East I don't fucking hate.

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>>64696083

Tikis Tripfag Circle jerk Tickle Time Power Hour

A few questions for all the trips of /nfl/

1. What was the last movie you watched? Did you like it and why
>Sicario,it was great would recommend

2. What clothes if any do you sleep in?
Underwear and a shirt sometimes no shirt

3. Is Tony Romo a good QB? Be honest
Yeah,Love me some Romo never understood the hate he got
4. Should I post a picture of my fedora?
Yes

>>64696015

>Pats

>Josh Norman
>Matt Forte
>Morris Claiborne
>Matt Asiata


>>64696083
>The Force Awakens
>pretty great, better than the prequel trilogy
>PJ pants and an old t-shirt
>he could have been if not for all the shit that's happened to and around him within the organization
>no

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>>64696070
this scares me because I like Andy Dalton fan, but fuck just can't win when it matters the most.

0-4 1 td and 6 int


and you want him to play against the Steelers??


sheeit just fuck my stat line up more.

>>64696011
>>64696037
Which Madden game is the best one?
>>64696019
Not enough soccer to watch was one of the reasons I decided to watch the NFL. I just can't go days without watching some guys running around chasing things.

will the Dolphins ever win an owl in this century

>>64696197
no

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>>64696163
Tbf steelers dbs are dogshit and either guy will do decent.

This game will come down to Ben and the wide outs vs Cinci's D.

>>64696163
>0.2 TD%
how awful
>>64696185
15 and 16 are decent, and i'd recommend playing madden mobile, i'm addicted
>>64696197
fuck no lol

>>64696210
you couldn't lie to me senpai? :(

http://personality-testing.info/tests/HEMCR.php

Take the test
Post results
Got 3/10

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>>64696197
nope.

but don't worry, neither will the rest of AFC East when Belichick retires.

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Wouldn't the Packers and Vikings both wanted to throw last nights game?

Both teams were in the playoffs without a bye and the winner (Vikings) would end up playing Seattle in the first round and get scheduled to play the other division winners next year for a tougher schedule.

>>64696185
If you like meme catches get the new one.

>>64695756
I think bill likes to get ex jet players just to fuck with them too

>>64696221
desu I didn't write Senpai idk why autocorrect did that to me

>>64696015
Vincent Rey/Osemele
Matt Forte/Sean Smith
Fleener
Casey Hayward

>>64696197
I mean it's 80 plus years, maybe.

>>64696185
I personally like 08 the best, 05, 10, 25, 15, 16 are all good too, but they have their bad sides too, pick up NFL Blitz, ESPN NFL 2K8, All-Pro 2k5 or Tecmo if you can though

>>64696230
Isnt that what basically happened or are they really just that bad in which case, they'd get kill by anybody

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>>64696154
Kirk always had it in him to be great. Shanahan knew this, that's why when he was just sitting there in the fourth round, Shanahan pounced.

Did it probably create a lot of unnecessary drama, and was it the thing that ultimately cost Shanahan his job? Yes. But the Redskins are better off now, and you can argue that getting Shanahan fired was actually a good thing.

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I had the worst nightmare

Guys, I'm ready for the Pats to go back to being shit.

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>>64696163
>away top-5 Texans defense, understandable
>away vs better Texans team, pretty even, could have gone either way
>home vs chargers, definitely should have won
>away at the Ponies, not a great matchup
don't get me wrong, those stats are inexcusable, but consider the matchups, and the fact that it's Andy Dalton

>>64696271
>36-6

Wait, when did Coughlin resign? was that earlier??

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>>64696276
>tfw forever cursed to go 12-4

>>64696253
I'm not sure. The Packers offensive playcalling was extremely conservative, but with their lackluster offense this year, I'm not sure what the reason was. They did go for multiple fourth downs and the Vikings even did a fake punt, so I think both teams were actually trying to win. Although I was almost sure the vikings were trying to gift the game away with the kick return fumble.

>>64695857
yep

main things to look forward to

>February 23-29- NFL Combine (selected college students run a bunch of tests like bench press and 40 yard sprint)

>March 15- Free Agency. Players whose contracts are up can sign contracts with other teams

>March 20-23- Annual League meeting. Big deal this year with three teams trying to move to LA

>April 28-30- NFL Draft

after this is just approximations

>May- deadest month of the year, iirc

>June- OTAs (offseason training activities) and minicamps

>July- Training Camp

>August- Preseason

>>64696291
fired

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>>64696015
>Steelers making moves in FA
kek
>Amukamara
>Norman
>iloka
>Jenkins (Rams CB)
If i see Blake isnt cut next year i will FUCKING hang myself

>>64696222
1/10 desu
>>64696271
was it santonio holmes toe-tapping?

>>64696163
>>64696285
Benglels last 2 playoff games weren't lost due to Dalton.

>>64696303
>ESPN
says otherwise http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14502429/tom-coughlin-steps-new-york-giants-coach-12-seasons

>>64696303
wrong

>>64696291
Coughlin had meeting with the Giants owners around noon iirc

Owners asked if he wanted to stay another year
Coughlin decided to step down

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>>64696271
lol

how much oxy did Irsay do before deciding to keep Chuck?

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>>64696276
no you're not. When the Pats are at their worst, they're horrifyingly terrible

>>64696276
>>64696294

Fug, I meant to say "not ready", but maybe my heart knows best

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>>64696294
ikr
When I wasn't >19-0 shitposting in the preseason I was realistically expecting 14 wins this year until everyone got killed.
>mfw the last 14-2 Pats team went one-and-done vs. the damn Jets, and the last time they won more than 12 they lost the Owl

>>64695909
Who the fuck cares what beaners think?
W A L L

>>64696335
>saucony

Damn, they used to rock some heat back then

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>>64696083
1. The Big Lebowski. Classic, one of my favorites. Funny and quick-paced
2. Usually boxers, or sweatpants/sweatshirt if I'm lit
3. When healthy and when he has the pieces around him.
4. yes

>>64696154
>yfw he gets paid like an elite QB and he turns to dogshit

>>64696357
>Steve Grogan
he was one tough bastard.

>>64695990
Jason Campbell possibly?

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>>64696315
topkek

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>>64696380
>went from one of the toughest motherfuckers to play the position to prettyboy Brady who dyes his hair and throws a hissy fit
I miss my QB being manly as fuck

>>64696083
The Way Back, was on a colin farrell binge. if you like subtitles for the first act, man vs nature conflict, more scenes of people walking in pretty places than people talking then yes
[spoiler] dont look at the title poster too hard

boxer briefs

when he's healthy he's competent

only if you have a neckbeard

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>>64696416
qt QBs are the future senpai

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daily reminder this is the likeliest outcome and you know it

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>>64696416
>who is Drew Bledsoe

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>>64696416

>>64696380
Yep, grandpa's (rip) favorite player

>>64696083
1. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (been watching The Hobbit trilogy with my little brother, it's no LOTR trilogy desu)

2. Boxer briefs

3. He's between above average - good. He had a great season last season, but injuries are ending his career tbqh

4. Sure, faggot.

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>mfw Panthers beat the Patriots in the superbowl and 18-1 has 2 meanings

>>64696083
>last movie I watched
Nightcrawler, yea I liked it it had quality pacing, solid story, good main character

>sleeping clothes
Boxers

>Tony homo
Yes he is top 10 easy

>fedora
>owning a fedora
>not owning a trilby

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>>64695857
>>64696299
I pretty much spent may researching every rookie and FA pickup for my team, highlights, strengths, weaknesses, etc

>>64696438
It was tough to defend Brady with some of those hairstyles he tried to pull off. Hasn't really done it lately, think that phase is finally over.

Long hair Brady was okay

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>>64696438
>>64696468

>>64696453
Bledsoe was manly as fuck too. Not exactly "play with a fucked up neck" manly but then again old school NFL was a true man's sport. Everybody roided up, coked up, taking huge hits and continuing to play through the pain.

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Waiting for wildcard weekend like....

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>>64696015
>Bengals

>Greg Hardy
> Haloti Ngata
>Richie Incongito
>Percy Harvin