You know what, you niggers need to step the fuck back and start

>extremely likeable

>us
stopped right there 2bh

>>64689894
>meme arrows

Bayern Supporters: 1, ABBs: 0

>Play Traktor FC every week and win
>Good team

no

>>64689909

see

>>64689909

FCB: 2, ABB: 0

You forgot >enough balls to go against Hitler and survive

>>german

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>>64689932

3-0

>>64689947
How can one club be so fucking based?

I also forgot that the supporters actively fight the good fight against islam

>>64689963
one for Bayern again, but >>64689956 got us good

4-1

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>>64689880
What the fuck is likeable about team that wins the league in april and steals all talents because of it's superior budget? It's like saying PSG is most likeable in France.
Go back to hockey you moron.

>owned by corporations like Audi and Telekom
>leeching off other German clubs academies, no talents of their own
>their boss is in prison
>shady dealings all the time, basically the Real Madrid of Germany
>constant refball in their favour
>systematically destroy all clubs that try to compete, keeping the league down and then saying "if it weren't for us the league would be totally insignificant"

literally Cancer: the club

>Dortmund wins the league one season
>buy their best players

What a great club.

>>64689917
Bayern is likeable the same way Ceaucescu is a likeable dictator. Good face outwards but a bully domestically.

>>64690012
mad dirtmund customer detected, go back to seventh place lad it suits you better

>>64690008
>teams are only likeable due to how they achieve their success

spoken like a true bandwagoner

>>64690032
Bayern is likeable the same way Tito was a likeable dictator. Good face outwards and everyone domestically wants his dick even though he's a loveable bully because he's making things good for everyone

>extremely likable

>turning Bundesliga into a single-time league
>only reason to succeed domestically is by buying Dortmund's best players (Lewandowski, Gotze, and have been pursuing Reus for years)

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>>64689880

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>tfw I created the shitty MS paint image about BCIM last world cup so I'm a Bayern fan

It's the closest thing to internet fame I have

>a thread about bayern
>by a leaf

>>64690116

single-team/club*

>>64689797
FYI this is OP

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>>64690132

>>64690039
I really can't tell if you're trolling or believe in all that crap from first post.
They ARE Real Madrid of Germany.
Big clubs just act like. Biggest supporters are mainly kids that loves their top players, not the club itself.

>>64690162
And that's why you should always reply with >>>/sp/hoc and hide posts and threads by canadians.

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>>64690116

>omg bayern always buys all of dortmund's best players, so fucking disgusting
>literally bought one, the other left on a free and both wanted to leave dirtmund

holy kek, this ass ravaging never gets old, keep it coming

>>64690144
THANK YOU BASED CUT-INSIDE-MAN

>>64690132
>beating bayern's c squad is like winning the world cup to other bundes clubs

ayyyy lmao savor it lad

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>>64690200
>beating bayern's c squad is like winning the world cup to other bundes clubs

I will savor these three points since it brings us closer to the CL and I frankly don't care, if Buyern can't beat us with their worst they can't beat us with their best.

>>64690200
>c squad
>Neuer, Rafinha, Boateng, Benatia, Lahm, Vidal, Alonso, Martinez, Coman, Müller, Lewandowski

>>64690192
and yet here you are

>>64690182
you cannot compare them to fucking florentino perez and his fetish for shopping for superstars. it's true that they act like any big club would but they're not real

name one 50 million+ player they've bought in the last 5 years that was as high-profile as bale or ronaldo

>>64690192
Gets even better
>>64690152

>>64690242
>>>/sp/hoc
>fucking leaf

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>>64690200

>>64690116
>yfw you realise bayernwinslol! is just the SPL if Celtic were richer

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>>64689880
weak bait

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>>64690226
>if Buyern can't beat us with their worst they can't beat us with their best.

I'm actually genuinely curious about your logic here

bullshit aside those matches were well deserved and bayern played like horseshit and also neuer shit the fucking bed so hard

>>64690243
It was you baiting him the whole time?kek

The best thing about being a Bayern fan is all the haters desu, and almost better than that is the fact there's nothing they can do about it, only prepare for the anal raping that's going to take place next time they cross our path.

>>64690200
>c squad

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>>64690290
>implying I was the one getting baited

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>>64690301
3 - 1
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1

>>64690301
it's actually so fucking fantastic just tasting all the furious buttflustering

>>64690242
Vidal was like Ronaldo of Serie A. 40 M Euro.

>>64690306
you just confirmed its you lmao
>>64690152

wow turns out the canadian bayern bandwagoner is a slav

>>64689956
>losing on penalties to a fucking busparking team
i cant imagine one thing sucking more in this life

Bayern is going to be OP af with Ancelotti at the helm next year

>>64690341
he was up there but still not "buy ronaldo or bale or hames on a whim because they're the hottest shit right now" tier

you really cannot compare them to real

>>64690343
oh shit, my life is fucking ruined

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>>64690132
>>64690164
danke fohlen

>>64689880
and now we are coming to you plastic
>comes from the best part of germany that isn't robotically autistic about work and literally parties for 16 days in a row once a year
HAHAHAAHAHA are you for real ? buyern is the best part of germany ?top kek

>grows the best players and makes sure the best talent in the bundesliga can develop properly
big bait

>extremely likeable
yeah totally...especially theier management ,which consist of a gigantic assholes.Such as a guy who is smuggling rolex watches or somebody who acted like the highest moral figure in german football for years, while evading insane amounts of tax money.
Or the fact that theier management consistently says "we have no interest in player X" only to snatch him away.Also don´t forget the important input Herr Rummenige gives such as " we need more tv money and a bigger market like great britain ,so the bundesliga stays viable" instead of saying "you need to invest more ,so we can get more money and can rip you off even harder "...

>>64690431
getting styled on 5-2 by dortmund in the dfb cup final a week before

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>>64690442
treble basically fucking confirmed

sad to see pep leave, the system is really starting to get going and who knows what couldve been in a year or two. but ancelotti is going to be huge here

regrettably, I will have to relocate my pep folder out of the bayern folder

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>buyern
Get ready for another 5-0 you cucks

>>64690501
>>64689880
jesus man , you are the same plastic faggot as op with a club that is even more unlikable than buyern

>>64690474

stay forever inferior, dirtmund customer

>>64690501

>zinedine "mohammed al-bin lebanoni" zidane
>halal madrid

apex kek

>>64689880
you know what i'm a bayern fan but i fucking hate you, canada.

>>64690536
why? embrace the hate

don't hide your undying love for the greatest club in the world because of some turbo autists on a thai number length counting forum

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>>64690501
why do they always try to bully us?

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>>64690521
I am not even a dortmund fan you faggot ,and considering the fact that you could not even say which club I identify with after my obvious post.
This truly shows how plastic you are.

Can´t you bandwagon a club with your native language ? When you dont even have a connection to the country,or the state,or the club ?Like those miserable mexicans?

>Inb4 "haterz so made xDXXDD"
>inb4 "my grand grand fathers cousins dog was 1/8 Schäferhund"

also that you say "buyern" is the best part of germany says it all

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>>64690688
>it takes 4 real cucks to take on one fierce bayern muslim manlet

>>64690709
>being this mad
kik kek kekerino

>>64690709
He's baiting m8.

>>64690553
>If you don't win the treble, your season is a failure
>Half of the squad is permanently injured
>There's only 4-5 teams in the world that can beat you, and they will most likely win against you in CL semi-finals
>We are against fucking Juve in the next CL phase, so there's a 50-50 chance to be eliminated in the first round
>Literally everyone hates Bayern, maybe excepting some shit 2. bundesliga team that was saved from bankrupcy by them
>Constant "Bayernliga" memes
Yeah, being a Bayern fan is great.

>>64690431
>I can't imagine one thing sucking more in this life
Have you never met your mother?

>>64690709
>also that you say "buyern" is the best part of germany says it all

exactly what someone jealous of based bayern would say

>>64690709
he's bavarian
>>64690152

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>>64690722
nearly as mad as the whole city of munich after the 2012 champions league final

>>64690732
he is still a fking plastic

Lmao don't cry when lewandowski goes to Madrid you buyern fags
Also Douglas Costa could be useful later

>>64690821
>lewandowski goes to Madrid
Yeah, and Higuain coming to Bayern. Good one , Peña Nieto

>>64690734
>If you don't win the treble, your season is a failure

maybe for the entitled fans. a title win is a big thing whether we do it every year or not cause it's not as retardedly easy as faggots make it out to be, and because anything your team wins is a cause for happiness and pride

>Half of the squad is permanently injured

I agree this is getting to be a problem but there are few teams that do not go through this every little bit. >we're going through a changing of the guard and unfortunately that means our star players gotta tutor the new blood from wheelchairs

>There's only 4-5 teams in the world that can beat you, and they will most likely win against you in CL semi-finals

last year we only had a 2 goal deficit against arguably one of the strongest barcas ever. it's not a terrible result considering half the team was fucking dead at the time. the squad's looking even better this year, it's a toss up

>We are against fucking Juve in the next CL phase, so there's a 50-50 chance to be eliminated in the first round

don't overrate juve bro, they're quite a bit weaker since last season. reminder they are still fourth in a league that's even worse than the bundes and had a worse start than chelsea. honestly it's a 70-30 for bayern in my mind but I can't help but feel it won't be anything other than a complete fucking dicking courtesy of the bavarians

>Literally everyone hates Bayern, maybe excepting some shit 2. bundesliga team that was saved from bankrupcy by them

why do you care what people who support inferior teams think about your objectively superior one?

>Constant "Bayernliga" memes

again, doesn't really matter who rates bayern or their league

It's fucking swell being a bayern fan to me man, every match I realize again how much and why I love this team. and I think that's the thing man, the prospects are irrelevant on matchday, you just root for your team cause you love em

You ready for MSN to tear you another new asshole??
Messi single handedly laid waste to your overrated team. Also when is the last time you guys won on english soil? I remember the last time an english team won on your soil kek!!!

>>64690755
>being a muh heritage fag and not supporting a club from the country you're much heritaging
>supporting one of the most plastic clubs instead

>>64690883
>last year we only had a 2 goal deficit against arguably one of the strongest barcas ever
you were raped

>>64690821
>Also Douglas Costa could be useful later

I'm sure he wants to go to Leverkusen to support Chichagod

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>>64690883
>Serie A Worse than Bundesliga
> -_-

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>>64690908
>5-3 is rape

not really. 5-1 is some major rape though

>>64690883
>2 goal deficit

kek, it was 5-1 on aggregate, then barca took suarez off and took it easy because they had an important game in la liga that weekend

them not trying for the second half was more insulting than if they'd score 2 or 3 more in the second half of the second leg

>>64690949
>competitive = good

yeah m8, fucking vanarama north must be the best league in the world then

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>>64690896
>you will never have the GOAT whisper sweet nothings in your ear while shoving a dragon dildo up your ass

getting raped by the GOAT was a terrifying and exhilarating experience I hope I never live through again

>>64690998
Please stop humilliating yourself and Bayern fans, Canada.
Bundesliga is good, but Serie A is far better than bundes. I would say that Serie A is the best league in the world right now.
Put your fanatism aside for a fucking moment and think like a neutral football fan, for fucks sake.

>>64690688
because they're scum

>>64690974
I was going to mention that they had the match against Atletico a couple of days later but it wasn't worth mentioning to the autist

>>64690998
It's finally good to see competition in Serie A after Juve has won the league fucking 4 times in row

>>64691111
...are you judging leagues by actual ability or by entertainment value?

because I'm sure the Serie A is a million times more exciting than the bundes, yeah maybe even the best in the world right now in terms of excitement

>>64691158
In Terms of ability
>Bundesliga=More technical
> Serie A= More defensive

LITERALLY SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: THE SOCCER MEME TEAM

>>64691194
>bundles
>more technical
>knowing so little you repeat the defense Italy meme
bayern aside the bundes is not as good as serie

I was walking around in NYC this past summer and someone in head to toe Bayern gear just gave me a free pin, it was nice.

>>64691285
I kinda see the argument but it's really hard to tell unless the teams face each other

The bundes does however have a higher uefa/FIFA ranking (inb4 >FIFA rankings) due to their teams performing better in the CL so there's that

Chicharito to Buyern when?

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>>64691428
soon

would be a perfect backup for lewy desu`

>>64689880
>extremely likeable

stopped right there

>>64691518
it serves to filter out the buttblasted dirtmund fags
and/or trigger them

>>64691577
i don't know what you're trying to achieve with your shitposting thread

is this really how you spend your free time?

>>64691606
basically a >I wish I were german thread
you should be used to it by now everyone wants to suck your dicks

>taking the opinion of a canacuckold seriously

>>64691659
>basically a >I wish I were german thread
just come over here and pretend you're from syria

>>64691212
The would imply that Seattle are dominant every season.

>>64691606
well its kinda like when you truly do believe most of these things and want to say them but also play it up because it is kinda fun and yeah I don't have better shit to do on a monday night than wait for my weed

also this guy gets it >>64691659

everyone's gotta have a culture they look up to and admire, and for most of the world that's north america, but our options here are more limited so it's basically just Japan and Germany we can obsess over

and I for one prefer Germany because you guys have the greatest national treasure in your culture of work ethic (I dunno how much of that is really true and not just romanticizing) but when you're the most powerful, prosperous and richest country in europe as well as the economic powerhouse keeping the whole damn thing afloat you're doing something right. Also dat apex tier engineering. Also the majority of german people I've met were really cool and interesting people once you pried them out of their shell

also japan is gay and weaboo as fuck

>>64691212
Much more like Los Angeles Galaxy

bundesliga seems like such a fun league to be at their games, all the fans are standing and singing loudly and I can't think of a time their fans were actively booing their team unlike a few games in la liga and premier league

>>64691863
this

bayern has such a sick fucking atmosphere even when its the C team playing Ingolstadt

>oh it is in le bayern you must like it you are Austrian you all love bayern

YES I SURE DO LOVE YOU COMING HERE TO LAUGH AT MY ACCENT AND HAVE SKIING ACCIDENTS AND CALL ME A RACIST AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SMOKING INDOORS AND BUY ALL THE HOUSES AROUND VORARLBERG AND SHOW OFF YOUR HIDEOUS HAIRCUTS AND LET YOUR FAT CHILDREN LOOSE I REALLY DO LIKE THAT YES WE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME YOU AND I SO I MUST SUPPORT YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH FOR BEING FROM BAYERN BUT I HAVE TO WRITE THIS IN ENGLISH BECAUSE YOU THINK I TALK LIKE A RETARD BUT THATS JUST YOUR BAVARIAN SENSE OF HUMOUR

Fucking disgusting fat shits

>>64691901
>AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SMOKING INDOORS

absolute savages

>>64691787
Their rail network is poor and they aren't quite as sharp as they would like you to think.

Memes aside its a good country but like everywhere that speaks German they have an image they like to show to the world and the reality. We've the same attitude but with different things.

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>>64691887
>bayern has such a sick fucking atmosphere even when its the C team playing Ingolstadt
>sick fucking atmosphere
>atmosphere
>bayern
k

>>64691887
>tf
>to

>>64690431
>busparking
Being able to defend is a good thing.

>>64691989
>bayern does not have an amazing atmosphere

confirmed for butttickled dirtmund scum that has never seen a bayern home game

>>64691863
It happens like in every other league.

>>64692038
He's right though. Atmosphere in the AA is EPLel tier.

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>>64692076

>>64692076
Why do you hate your own league so much, Seb?

>>64691787
>this guy gets it
I wasn't saying it in a positive way you Slav cuck
>Japan and Germany
you do realize those are the two countries that shut in teens admire the most, right?
I've met so many like that its disgusting and they all think they're unique little flowers when in fact all of you culture less fucks are the same

Wannabe Madrid: the club

>>64692099
Don't look at me like that, Jon. I'm just telling you how it is. It really is quite poor.

>>64692168
I don't?

>>64692030
>Being able to defend is a good thing

How come this only gets said about >our champions league win, but not when you mention say Liverpool at Anfield in 2013 everyone loses their fucking mind.

You either love it or hate it, stop being so transparent about your obvious bias /sp/, you loved seing the underdog win the game, but you´ll always hate Chelsea.

>>64692297
>suggar-daddy club
>underdog

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>>64692200

>>64692297
chelsea is the cancer of european football. Real, PSG, and Buyern are all plastic as fuck but at least they play like 300m dollar teams. Chelsea mercilessly bus parks like they have the fucking payroll of sheffield united. its embarrassing and I hope they get fucking relegated

>>64692038
>hurr duur everybody who criticise my club is a dortmund fan
there are 17 other clubs in the club and many of them have a far better atmosphere than buyern

>>64692396

maybe

but it's pretty safe to say they have a better atmosphere than the other tip top clubs

>>64692330
>that chelsea team
>6th in the bpl
>missing their captain
>playing ryan "literally who at the time" bertrand
>carried by drogba, cech and luck the entire way to the final
>favorites to win against Bayern in their own backyard

Never seen a more obvious underdog in my entire life lad.

>>64692386
>be american
>watch 3 chelsea games my entire life
>see some funny memes about bus parking chelsea team on facebook
>call most scoring team in a single season in bpl history "bus parking team"
>label the team behind the most dramatic cup-run in modern time as "boring"
>who is zola
>who is hasselbaink
>who is robben
>who lampard
>who is joe cole
>who is juan mata
>who is eden hazard

Literally clueless

>>64692532
>who is eden hazard

literally, who is he

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wew lads 122 posts, it was fun

remember to thank based cut inside man before you go to sleep, every night

>>64690883
There are so many reasons why the Serie A is better than the bundes. Just stop.

>>64693088
RARE
A
R
E

>>64689956
Never gets old.

Does anyone have the photo of drogba holding up the hem of his shorts and doing a chicken type prance by old big ears? Loved that but didn't save it.

>>64690242
>name one 50 million+ player they've bought in the last 5 years that was as high-profile as bale or ronaldo

That's because those players don't want to play in the Bundesliga.

op i legit feel bad for u or any non euro who chooses to follow bayern over barca/real or an epl side.

>>64693351
>over barca/real or an epl side

>turbo bandwagoning

I didn't choose the Bayern life, Bayern life chose me

>>64692740
Robben is a great player won't deny that, he won Bayern the UCL, but he is such a fucking bitch when it comes to diving

>>64693443
Yeah, he and Muller really piss me off sometimes.

But then I remember that they're >our cunts

>>64693438
right, well what got me into football was zidane in 98 (i was 10) and subsequently ive followed Madrid ever since.

whats ur way more boring reason for being a bayern fan?

>>64689880
>german
>likeable
heh

>>64693533
Fair enough bro, it's not about what gets you in but about how long you've stayed there. If you're a fan of Real for 17 fucking years it don't matter that you only started following them because of one sexy bald headed meme.

My dad brought me a ball from Munich when I was 6 and it had a cool pattern on it. That's it. It was the only club I knew at the time (and I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the fuck Bayern meant) and it's the only club I've ever supported, even after I moved back to Croatia (but that's mostly because Dinamo's owner/president is an absolute pure sack of dogshit)

>>64692532
>scoring most of your goals in blowouts of qpr, wolves, bolton, swans and Newcastle

>>64689880

You ain't no muslim, bruv

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>>64690998

It's about the balance between competitiveness and the quality of the football. Top Serie A teams have to struggle to remain successful domestically and survive in the Champions League. Buyern have it extremely easy domestically, since the quality of the football from the mid- and bottom of the table clubs is so poor.

Of course, there are also clubs like Olympiacos and PSG, which dominate their domestic leagues, but do not have the quality to compete with the top European clubs and reach a Champions League final.

>>64694720
QPR wasn´t in the league at the time, Swansea wans´t and neither was Newcaslte. Fucking embarrasing lad.

>>64695027
Even if you can walk the league, you have to field your A team pretty much every game in order to actually be that consistent. And the skill might produce a different result but its not like they can run less just because they're better; they're getting just as gassed as serie a teams every week and also have to play CL (for longer)

and I'd say serie a and bundes have roughly the same amount/quality of literal who teams. serie a has more that are historically significant but there's still a ton of trash

sorry but wtf is likable about a club that only transfers players with like a MV of $20 million, steals flair from underrated teams, and has, from what i see, the most oblivious fans?

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>>64696688
>tf
>tt

>Bavaria
>best part of Germany
Canada, that as stupid as saying Toronto is Canada's best city.

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>>64696741
but it is

Bavarian is pretty much the Texas of Germany. They got rich by accident and now believe that they can tread anyone from outside Bavaria like shit

>>64696703
GOAT song tbqh

>>64691901
wew lad

forgot to rape your daughter in your cellar this morning?

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>all these comments
>nobody mention the 7-0 against barca

#ThanksBasedCutInsideMan

>>64696804
>They got rich by accident
More like by having sugar blown in their asses by the Americans after World War II.

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hope you're ready for plenty of this, FCB

>>64690144
Tybcim

>>64689880
>we
>lad
>us
>a
>FUCKING
>LEAF L
LMAO
M
A
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