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ROLL TRIBE

post rare griffeys

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dodgers!

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>>64689213

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tfw even year
tfw kike free agent season

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>>64689213
$800 USD

>>64689235
post doyer spic slags

>>64689291
>1SA
>2x

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>>64689298

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11th for the greatest hitting catcher of all time

>>64689183
BARRY BONDS WOULD BOOTYBLAST BOTH GRIFFEYS

reminder that 2016 is an even number.

>>64689310
Buster Posey?

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>>64689328

>Barryfags already BTFO by based griffey

loving every laff

>>64689274
That's your house familio?

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Mets

>>64689364
No. The only windows in my basement are the ones on the French doors.

WHERE'S

>>64689425
THE

>>64689425
MY STALE MEME

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Who's got your vote /sp/?

24th for Cespedes on pinstripes

>>64689435
Grape. It's not even a contest.

>>64689435
>curveball cotton candy not included

>>64689435
Tfw never had any

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>>64689582

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>>64689213

>>64689589
I was offered tobacco sometimes though

>>64689183
We didn't appreciate him enough. While all those cheating assholes were sticking needles in their butts, Griffey was doing it the right way.

>>64689582
You go get some right now. Ground Ball Grape preferably.

>>64689644
It looks kinda old. Is it on Amazon?

>>64689582
Ive never had a gum that blows bigger bubbles. It was actually made by the Cubs to help players quit chewing back in the 70's so its one of the chewiest gums out there. Every flavor is great you should try some.

>>64689667
You can google it. Saw the Original flavor for $16.99.

>>64689667
You can find it in card shops too 90% of the time too. Card shops usually have a lot of cool shit, too bad most of them are shutting down. You can buy them in bulk for fairly cheap online.

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>>64689213

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i can't wait for wednesday bros

>>64689310
best hitting fine, but give me Pudge any day over him

>>64689349
Piazza's 1997 was his only season better than Posey's 2012 with the bat, but they were different eras in hitting and pitching. Posey still has time, but I wouldn't bet on him doing anything like that '97 season in today's pitching and drug testing environments.

>>64689696
A little. Played mostly in high school.
>>64689708
I'll try to get me some senpai
>>64689725
>>64689742
I don't know any card shops around me put I'll get me some grape senpais

>>64689435
>tfw grape
>tfw sour apple
>tfw watermelon
>tfw salivating while posting this

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>>64689761
Me either. I hope Bagwell can make it in also

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post them player wives

>>64689761
Shoo-in tier: Jr.
Almost shoo-in tier: Piazza
Safe for now tier: Bagwell, Raines
Danger tier: Hoffman, Schilling, Bonds, Clemens
Basically eliminated tier: Edgar, Smith, Trammell

>>64689816

Why was some old guy pitching to him?

>>64689885
it was george steinbrenner

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>>64689435
Sour apple all day

More of a seeds guy though to be honest (pic related > everything else)

>>64690026
>that shittiest player on the team who makes up for it by always having seeds

loved that guy

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>>64690122
of course you loved that guy.... it was you

>>64690122
>The guy who absolutely sucked but his parents would take the team out for pizza or ice scream

Best teammate

>>64690201
wow rude

we all know it was you, anon

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>>64690122
>tfw you sat out for 2 innings
>other players only sat out 1 inning

>>64690257
should've brought seeds famm

>>64690257
>tfw you were in the back of the order and played RF

>>64690122
He always had one of two flavors.

>BBQ
>Ranch

David brand is arguably the GOAT

Also,
>the 5 gallon buckets of seeds in HS
>farting in the empty bucket and opening it on the bus

>>64690257
>tfw you finally get to sit out
Was comfy to chill in the empty dugout

Should I join a softball league, senpai? How seriously do the people in them usually take it

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>>64690358
>having to make awkward small talk with the coaches

>>64690379
>not sucking his dick

>>64690379
>one of the coaches always yells "git r dun!" at you

I started watching baseball too late to see more than the final years of Ken Griffey Jr's career.

Hook me up with some of his sickest moments, /mlb/.

>>64690374
Make sure you join a beer league. Some of the other ones are too stringent, too many try hards. Playing in a beer league is more laid back, good banter, and a good way to meet new people. Last year was the first time I didn't play, I'm playing again this summer.

>tfw you were mediocre to okay but the rest of your team was absolute dogshit
those fuckers made me play every position
i fucked up my elbow pitching in relief and i'm pretty sure my knees are shittier because i had to catch every other game

>>64690398
Christ, you're young. I remember the opposing coaches smoking cigarettes behind the dugout and all they yelled to you was "HEY, look alive out there, look alive!"

>>64690398
>one of the coaches always yells "good hustle!" at you and slaps your ass hard after scoring a run

>>64690425
I know that feel

One year our best pitcher quit and I was the only one left. There were multiple times where I had to start two games on one day, like wtf I'm not japanese I'm not built for that shit.

I will never accept a black man in the hall of fame.

>coach calls you a "limber dude"
What did he mean by this?

>>64690405
This is probably his most famous moment for M's fans at least. He was out for several months in '95 but was godly in the ALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SBJzOEcyU
others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXrgennGEho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXrEnpSFFzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOYcaAVlTik

look up a highlight video and the video of him at the home run derbies.

;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDK248_i6mE

>>64690484
It means you should see him in the showers after the game

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>tfw wanted to pitch
>but coach put me all around the infield becuase that's where I was good

>>64690484
it means watch this fucking video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0hvV_ETDQ0

>>64690499
I wanted to pitch but the coach put me at outfield or shortstop because of my arm, speed, and range.

>>64690459
>tfw threw fast but only had a terrible curveball as your other pitch
i only pitched because the kids on my team were weak or inaccurate as hell
when we won and i was pitchng no one said shit but whenever i got rocked people would act like i was only pitching because i threw fast
like i didn't want to pitch you assholes i had to
>>64690499
it's overrated
a lot of pressure, and people blame you for everything

>>64690499
Little league pitching sucks. There was always one lunatic trying to windup like Hideo Nomo, one kid who always jumped when he pitched, one tall fat kid who could throw 75 but couldn't get one in the strike zone to save his life, and another kid who hit 6 batters in a row and his coach/dad just said "It's alright, Jay, just follow through! It's okay buddy! Just follow through."

>>64690548
>one tall fat kid who could throw 75 but couldn't get one in the strike zone to save his life

These guys scared the shit outta me becuase they always found my head or legs.

>and people blame you for everything

I never got that, but I was usually on teams with good kids and good coaches (thank fuck). But yeah, it is overrated.

>>64690548
The best pitchers were the ones who just threw strikes and kept the defense involved. Those kids who racked up 10+ K's a game were ok but they always walked another 20 as well. And then your standing in the field bored as shit while runs keep getting walked in.

>>64690540
>>64690604
Forgot you.

>that kid who played with the dirt in the outfield
>that kid was you

>that kid who tucked the elastic of his pants legs over his cleats to look cool

Took me a long time to realize how lame it looked

>that one guy in the league who threw curveballs even though they were banned at the age level

>>64690674
>that kid who threw knuckleballs
>they didn't knuck at all

>That guy who was jacked as fuck, had pimples all over his body and face and had to take "bathroom brakes" constantly and still sucked

>>64690611
thanks, i need a steady supply of (You)s to keep me going
and yeah my one problem in any level of baseball was that i always seemed to be on shit teams
i wasn't a world beater or anything like that but some kids i played with wouldn't have made the bench on most teams
>>64690674
how many kids did you know who could even throw a curve ball at an age level that curveballs were banned at? it's not that easy when you have tiny hands

>>64690687
>kids who threw off speed pitches that didn't move for shit

Man, it was fun hammering those pitches into oblivion.

>that try hard who wore 8 arm bands, 4 wristbands, a skullcap, custom cleats, and a fiton necklace
>he was straight garbage

>>64690738
>they were always Hispanic.

>>64690487
Whoa, the first vid was really crazy. The sheer emotion from the broadcaster and the fans feel even crazier than the current playoff games.

Thanks for sharing m8.

>>64690712
The kid was able to play down a year cause of "little league age" which let kids born in may play down a level, so essentially he was 13 playing with 11 and 12 year olds

that rule doesn't exist anymore

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>>64690738
>umpiring little league game for 13 year olds
>this kid comes up to bat with the bases loaded
>"lmao look at this faggot I bet he's gonna strike out"
>mfw he hits a grand slam to dead center on the first pitch
>mfw he rounds the bases like its fucking nothing

>>64690607
Yeah, that was basically me and one other kid who was left handed. The only
Problem was that we just alternated starts. We were the pitching staff.

OFFICIAL /mlb/ HoF Vote

>vote for as many as you like. i only included the ones on the tracker to keep most of the shitters away
http://strawpoll.me/6453022
http://strawpoll.me/6453022
http://strawpoll.me/6453022
http://strawpoll.me/6453022

>>64689274
I've got that in my old childhood room at my mommas house lol.

>>64690853
Observe 10 man limit

>>64690807
Yeah it was because the entire last part of the season was insane and it was the M's first time ever in the playoffs. The fans stormed the field after they won the tiebreaker to make it to the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzght2mfWUw

>barry voters

sickening

>>64690976
McGuire voters are far worse

>>64690976
do u have proof he roided?
The court didn't so shut ur cunt mouth m8.

>>64691090
and OJ is innocent, right

>>64690487
>>64690807
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SBJzOEcyU

prepare for arm movements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNQWQSwmow

>people who vote Bonds but not Clemens

>>64691128
That's different m8, everyone wanted to think OJ didn't do it so they let him off the hook
Everyone wants to prove barry did it but they couldn't so again, shut ur whore mouth when ur talking about the GOAT

>>64690976
>>64691090
it doesn't matter if he roided or not. the hall is a museum for baseball, not some holy site for only the most holy christians to ever play the game. there are a ton of scumbags in the hall right now.

not including barry in the hall is like not bringing up slavery in american textbooks and museums.

>>64691179
This

Shoeless Joe and Pete Rose should be in as well

>>64691201
I'd support him being on the ballot but still banned from MLB. He's entirely unrepentant

>>64691179
>>64691201
>muh museum
just cause he doesn't get a plaque doesn't mean you have to ignore him

giving him a plaque would be like honoring slavery in textbooks and museums, think about the message it'd send to current players

>>64691244
the problem is that the hall is both ignoring him and not giving him a plaque.

>>64691263
'no'

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>>64691263

>>64691244
>think about the message it'd send to current players
The rules that exist now that didn't exist back then send the only message to current players that they should need. Nobody kept the greenies out of Hank Aaron's body and nobody's using him as a public excuse to use them now.

>>64691262
>the hall is ignoring him
not true

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/02/sports/02iht-hall.1.14161963.html?_r=0

>>64691244
>think about the message it'd send to current players
are you a current player? who are you to speak for them? do you honestly think a current player is going to give a shit if bonds and clemens are in the hall or not? do you think if they are allowed in they will suddenly think its ok to roid up? oh and even if they did, good luck not testing positive or shit getting leaked sooner or later.

and the story on roids has already been told. its bad. every player has heard it.

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>tfw I voted for Clemens and not Bonds

https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=F2E5D8FC5199DFAF!7156&ithint=file%2cxlsx&app=Excel&authkey=!AC7uZHAmcVGWgwE

I fucking hate the anonymous cucks.

Put your fucking name with your votes fucking cowards.

>>64691408
>I hate anonymity

You might be on the wrong website

>>64691345
>Mark Ecko
wtf exactly was this butthurt nigga's problem

>jewish
forget i asked, just some ad campaign

>>64691444
lmao i know hypocritical i that sense, but this HoF voting should be completely public since these guys are always openly bashing players and owners in their writing. Pin a name to the people active in the process.

On a random imageboard for discussion, you don't need names. They're just opinions being shared.

>>64691444
I'm sure close to most of the ballots will be public within the next few years. This tracker thing has gotten pretty popular and the amount of voters revealing theirs has gone up every year.

Some might change their mind about it though if they are idiots and can't handle the bantz

Requesting Bonds at Coors pic

>I enjoy goody two shoes players who aren't willing to do whatever to be the GOAT
Wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93y_g_3P0U

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>>64690329
>>farting in the empty bucket and opening it on the bus


Holy fuck I thought I was,the only one who did that. I also got a kick out of farting into water bottles in the locker room, quickly capping them and then uncapping and forcing the fart into the bsck of the fan in the meeting room and watching teammates reactions as the stench slowly made it to the other side of the room

Almost cleared the the whole room one time.

It was the single greatest achievement of my baseball career

>>64691817
devilish

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Reminder bros

>>64691984
Oh yeah forgot. Thanks. That was a good game. Hopes were so high.

>>64691817
Beautiful, family.

>>64689435
This was banned from dugouts when I played because some fucknut tried snorting it

>>64691817
That's some hilariously devious shit anon

>>64691984
>>64692021
Not that its a bad thing but why are there so many M's fans on /sp/? They seem like the biggest franchise in the generals.

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>>64692215
I don't know desu senpai. Who's your team?

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How would you feel if the MLB was replaced by this

imagine teams like shanghai or vladivostok (that one was just to fill out the Sino division) would actually be financially sound and have the fanbase to sustain them

please keep the frustration that your team didn't make it as part of the three northern WL divisions to a minimum

ploffs are memey as fuck and irrelevant except for the fact that the world series is literal now

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>>64689435
>tfw the local shack during my minor league years was a horrible health hazard

>tfw all the gum packages had these red spiders inside them all the time

>tfw still ate the gum anyways because it was so good

Childhood memories man.

>>64692271
I didn't actually make the Roylels that shitty on purpose even though I still absolutely hate their guts, they're just going through a turbo dumpster fire phase

>>64692251
Giants, gamethreads have a good amount of posters but we don't have any decent trips.

>>64692271
>London Mets
>implying da mest are ever leaving jew york
it's an interesting idea, but it would never work
>not moving the dodgers to mexico

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>>64689213

>>64692215
we haven't been bullied away like the seahawks fans have

>>64692271
>Indian Division
kek

Something like this would be pretty neat though. I'd welcome it if air travel was advanced enough to get teams from place to place without taking forever.

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>>64689435
I played baseball as a kid, and hated gum and sunflower seeds

I never fell for the chewing meme

>>64692351
The london mets are an actual team

I tried using real teams and pretending they got gud where I could instead of just making shit up

>>64692383
That;s the really fucked up part about it.

The typical series length is 5 though so they aren't flying back and forth between two two game series in shanghai and Munich every week

>>64692271
>Doyers in the Mexican division
>London Mest
>Indian division

Top kek tbqh family

>Joe Frisaro @JoeFrisaro 6h6 hours ago

>The #Marlins are closing in on a deal w/ RHP Edwin Jackson. Hearing sides are close on a big league contract. #MLB #HotStove

Lukewarm stove

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>>64692271
>not the Saitama Punches

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>>64692331
It's the worst when no one posts in the gamethread

>>64692476
the first playoff round is all 4 divisional winners against a wild card each.

1 game

many keks were had

>>64692503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saitama_Seibu_Lions

wish I'd thought of that though

>>64692496
Remember when Edwin Jackson threw the shittiest no hitter of all time?

>>64689183
If you really want to trigger a Mariners fan, tell them Mike Trout is better than Ken Griffey Jr ever was. They cannot handle this.

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>>64692602

>>64692602
That's objectively true though

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Post >yfw Griffey's post-memeiners career

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How shitty are my Padres gonna be boys?

>>64692659
That's why it hurts them

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>>64692602

>>64692668
idk family but every pic I see of girls in padres gear are hot af tbqhwy

Guys give it to me absolutely straight and honest, no memeing whatsoever

How are the turanno beizbol birds gonna do in 2016?

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>>64692602
Trout is missing the personality. Regardless of stats, Griffey was able to become a national sports hero in part thanks to his jubilant personality.

Trout has as much personality as a fish. He will never have the fame that Griffey did at his peak.

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>>64692664
We found a good replacement 2bh

>>64690435
This was me also, family

>>64692715
Rotation will be better than expected but offense will probably regress. end up with 84-88 wins.

>>64692664
roids do bad things if you dont exercise

>>64692720
>Muh swag

Trout plays the game the right way

>>64692602
shame hes gonna waste his career playing for the anglels

>>64692749
thank you for refuting your own post

>>64692715
Not as good as last year. No David Price hurts them a lot, especially since the Yankees and Red Sox have improved. Will challenge for the division though and probably end up a wildcard team.

where does mike trout go in 2021

>>64690468

Oh boy. Got a bit of a problem then for you mate. Might not want to go to Cooperstown then

Guys, in all honesty, how will the Mets wind up doing this year?

>>64691179
>>64691201

Do you two idiots understand the difference between gambling (either actual in Rose's case or perceived in Joe's case) and roiding yourself to do better in baseball.

Yeah both suck but they aren't the same thing, and even Joe's and Pete's cases are different as Rose didn't have the financial difficulties being a star player that Rose did.

Bonds and Roger are the worst of the roiders because they had talent, and Bonds did it because he's an ego driven fucking shit who cried cause his daddy didn't get enough alleged respect and Roger was going to flame out.

If they don't get in, they don't get in and you cunts get to deal with it.

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>>64692742

I thought so too. If one minor leaguer steps the fuck up, our pitching staff will be solidly decent (copeland pls)

I'm scared EE is just gonna fade, though. I'm so scared. Toward the end of the season he cooled down and just sorta stayed cold

>>64692817
Japan after he's been banned for failing multiple PED tests

>>64692868
winning record but no posteason

>>64692902
>Joe's and Pete's cases are different as Rose didn't have the financial difficulties being a star player that Rose did.

What did he mean by this?

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>>64692909
nice

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>>64692801
>red sox probably won't be in the basement anymore

>>64692940
tbqh with you Joe, we will rightfully reclaim first in the division, and put the eternal 4th placers back in their eternal position where they rightfully deserve to stay.

You guys can take second and cuck the cuckees though.

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>>64692979
>we will rightfully reclaim first in the division
>You guys can take second and cuck the cuckees though.

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>>64693002
>we'll overachieve like we did this year!!!!!!!
>muh wife beater in the backend will surely win us all the games
>muh 300 year old veterans
>muh A-Roid

lel

LEL

L-E-L

>>64692979
>put the eternal 4th placers back in their eternal position where they rightfully deserve to stay

I'm hype for the Sox-Jays-Orioles broship senpai

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>>64692602
>and have equal success as KGJ

>>64693031
>Sox-Jays-Orioles
>sox-orioles
>broship

LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOOD JOKE

Eternal 4th placers don't deserve to be treated like they're humans, just like cuckees scum.

>>64693051
The Boston Red Sox and the Jays 'n' Rays has a better ring to it now that you mention it

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>>64693023
>M-muh 6 Aces
>We won't be shit and overrated like last year guys!!!
>Muh Hanley at 1st base
>Muh Sandofat
>Muh "HOFer" Big Papi (he never used roids u guys!)

lel

LEL

L-E-L

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>tfw KC wins the world series again

Just how much would people really hate this?

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>>64693086
>>64693023

>>64693123
reminder

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>>64693123
>>64693158
oh fuck me

Just dropped a cool $33 on a Carlos Frias jersey I hope he becomes elite next season

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>>64693086
>improved starting rotation (greatest offseason FA, who was the best pitcher in the AL other than Chris "soon to be mush elbow" Sale and that kike in dallas)
>vastly improved bullpen (probably one of the best in the league if you ask me)
>most talented young core in the entire league with a farm system so deep that are #20s are considered #1s in other systems (not even making that up look that shit up if you need to)
>complete roster shift that has aided in placing people in the proper positions that they should be in
>players won't underperform like they did last year, having gotten their transitions out of the way
>Future HoF SS which is the best in the AL
>THE best OF in the entirety of baseball and its literally not even close
>Manager coming back from cancer, of which he got by absorbing it from all the team's troubles because he realized someone needed to be a sacrificial lamb to exorcise our demons
>HOF DH (the best in the AL, indisputably) going to have a tremendous year
>MLB will obviously rig the season in our favor as a consequence

I mean honestly, cuckees fans are a hilarious in the toil they put themselves through to deny deny deny.

The Red Sox are arguably the best team in the AL East, and are obvious World Series contenders whether you're willing to believe so are not.

Given that our team will be healthy come opening day (something it WASN'T all of last year), I expect us to have a rather explosive April as is custom for us at the beginning of the season.

Be sure to stock up on alcohol my dear cuckees degenerate. It will be a long, enduring season for you as you witness the Sox reclaim what has been rightfully been there's for the prior decade.

It's What We Do.

>>64693023
>>64693086
>falling for the "Established Closer" meme
>falling for the "National League Pitcher" meme

lel

LEL

L-E-L

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>>64693186
>florida
is it possible to have negative attendance

>>64692868
World series against the o's

>>64693194
>Red Sox trying to buy titles

Only the Yankees can succeed at that

>>64693186
This just in: Successful teams have better attendance than non-successful teams.

Also
>Jays fans criticizing other fan bases for bandwagoning
Pot, meet kettle

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>>64693223

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>>64693236
would b cool

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>>64693186
what are you memeing about fuccboi

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>>64693194
>The Red Sox are arguably the best team in the AL East, and are obvious World Series contenders whether you're willing to believe so are not.
I've heard this before

>>64693194
I'm gonna screencap this so I could post it in Red Sox gamethreads. You should repost this with a trip fampai.

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>>64693223
>getting your mascot's living quarters BTFO by a 3 run grand slam in the 9th by a team travelling from literally the other corner of the country while there's a manatee sighting near home plate
>rasy

who /tryingtogetgftolovebaseball/ here

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>>64693301
someone is going to hit a fucking line drive and break that glass killing all of those faggot fish

>>64693273
I don't get it, do other teams have rail straight attendance graphs?

is not having one in a given year worse than having slightly more fans than the fucking marlins in 08?

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>>64693352
who /tryingtogetgf/ here?

>>64693364
then it's revealed that the rays were conservationally protected and now that they're dead tampa is free to relocate

>>64693364
nigga pls

stanton doesnt play there often enough

guys I can literally not wait for baseball to start

how the fuck do you nigs deal with this every year

help

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>>64693374
Here's today forecast

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>>64693374
Who /tryingtoget/ here?

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>>64693123
I don't think anybody would mind in real life.
On the internet, everybody would hate it.
I would love it, though

>people unironically believe that Griffey wasn't roiding

reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. is not even the best baseball player from his hometown of 4000 people
reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. is a slightly better version of Andruw Jones
reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. did steroids and his body could not even handle them by the time he turned 30
reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. does not deserve 100% of the votes

>>64693499
NICE

>>64693532
reported

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>>64693499

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>>64693499
nice, fucking nice

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>>64693523
>>64693532

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>>64693532

>Griffey blatantly roids his whole career
>Has a god-tier first decade
>Spends the second half of his career below replacement level
>Bonds is natty first 2/3 of his career
>Is god-tier
>Blatantly roids last third
>Is GOAT tier for that third
>Finishes with well over twice Griffey's WAR
>Somehow Griffey is first ballot and Bonds won't get in

>>64693031
>I'm hype for the Sox-Jays-Orioles broship senpai

I know you've only been watching baseball since August but what kind of fucking broship is that where all 3 times are in the same division?

>>64693611
bonds needs no hall of fame

when you're that big of a figure, being forbidden entrance is a bigger mark of fame than getting into the actual hall

just think about it

>Barry Bonds, the man that was too good for the Hall of Fame

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>>64693635
there's only one good broship

*slurp*

What was that?

That was me lapping up all the barryfags tears from their rosy red cheeks.

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>>64693713
fuck this just reminds me of making dank OC for the world series
>tfw 2015 wasn't our year

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>>64693194
>We have CC Sabathia part 2: Postseason choke edition!
>we have Mr. Crabman closer!
>We have a HoF SS with ZERO (0) All-Star appearances!
>Our manager is coming back from cancer just to go back to a locker room of cancer!
>We have a HoF DH (pic related)
Red Sox fans are just memeing now desu

>>64693635
The fuck do I know how broships work, I don't go on /nba/

Any three institutions that ally over pissing on the yankees is a broship at least and an axis at best

>>64693800
haha oh man friendo you fooled me!

Thought it was the sound of your mom! She's here with me right now.

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>>64693823
i'm up for a mets broship too
midseason I saw the schedule for next year and I just thought "man it'd be cool to see a royals-mets ws and see opening day next year"
and i still can't wait
i like your puppy dog pitcher and travis d'arnaud

>>64693677
Except it's Pete Rose when you think about greats who aren't in the hall, faggot

>>64693879
>tripfag
>being allowed an opinion

I think not

>>64693920
>not being able to associate two people with the same action/proceedings/politics/whatever
>american brains

>>64693194
>Future HoF SS which is the best in the AL
I'm sorry, who is this? I just checked the All-Star roster of the past 10 years and didn't see a Red Sox shortstop

>ortiz's salary is 16 mil

no way it wasn't higher during his prime

>>64692562
The fact that Edwin Jackson was able to throw a no hitter just goes to show that no hitters aren't really that impressive.

>>64693936
>Can't refute opinion
>b-but tripfag

kek

>>64693911
>broship with the team that dominated you in the eries
hmm
i respect how good your team was, but idk if i'm ready to be bosom buds yet
which pitcher do you like, syndergaard? degrom?
>>64694125
daily reminder that philip humber pitched a perfect game in 2012 and got cut by a korean team last year

>>64693965
>6 months old blow gays fan trying to talk baseball
back to /hoc/

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>>64694208
degrom, i almost bought a pinstripe jersey of his off aliexpress but never got around to it

and I wouldn't say dominated, it was a team relying heavily on pitching versus a team relying heavily on contact hitting and defense
it was a good series nonetheless

griffey and Piazza only 2 in this year

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>>64694372
he's my favorite too, i have his bobblehead and jersey
i think we just were demoralized by the way we kept choking away games
i didn't have much hope we were gonna pull it out because of our inability to put it away
and it was just really great to see my team there again, even if we didn't pull it out
>>64694407
i'm ok with this
who comes off the ballot this year?

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>>64694339
>ortiz won't be remembered cause another guy who was also GOAT got banned before him

I just dont get it bro

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>>64694487
i hadn't watched a mets game prior to getting mlb.tv
watching him in the regular season and the ASG made me a huge fan
the mets have a decent chance of making it to the postseason for a while if they can get the run support and defense behind that pitching

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>>64694577
oh god, the all-star game was sublime
killed the "NL is free strikeouts" meme for a little while
yeah we'll be in contention as long as we have the godly rotation we have right now, and if our young players can generate some offense
looking forwards to the rematch ;)

>>64694778
Hope I can get opening day tickets
or april 5th tickets
hope to see a Game 1 rematch of Eddie and Harvey

Are there any actual broships in /mlb/? I remember Jays Astros Giants after fiers no hit the doyers.

>>64695426
I dunno if I wanna do NBA nig tier broships

let's all just ally against the stankees and roylels

>>64695495
NBA broships aren't true broships desu, just shit posters posting ironically. But I agree fug da stankees and goyals.

>>64695426
All of /mlb/ against Pissboi

Really though, pls keep broshitting out of here

What do you think the price of single team MLB.tv will be?

>>64692668
4th place in the nl west

>the OF FA'S are killing our threads
When are those fuckers gonna sign?

>>64696304
Once they do, it'll be the death of /mlb/ til p&c report desu

>>64696304
When they get it into their heads that there not gonna sign for as much as they think they should.

>>64689310
*
>>64689328
*

>>64695551
$49.99

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>tfw it'll be less than 3 months away after today
who /hype/ here
get in here Chiraq bros

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>tfw never played LL, just stickball in the cul-de-sac
>tfw the neighborhood kids liked football more so we could never get a game going
>tfw hit the ball into a canal on the other side of the fence and we didnt have another one to use for a month

>>64696593

>Sonny Gray will win a CYA on another team in just a few years
>When he goes to the hall, he'll be wearing that team's cap
>His time with the A's will be completely forgotten

>>64696630
feels

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Mfw griffey goes into the hall with a Reds cap

>this met/royal dick riding
GTFO with that gay shit the only dick I ride is my teams.

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>>64696432
>I believe that Mike Piazza used steroids

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>>64696684
No matter, at least their kike owners and Beane will be dead/retired by then.
:^)

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>>64689435
i'd kill for a pack of this

also, if you didn't have a KGJ RC, or collect sports cards in general growing up, sorry to report you have a terrible father and don't know shit about sports

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>>64696822
>tfw collected several binders worth of baseball cards and don't know where they are

>>64696971
I know where 90% of mine are, disorganized though.

But the problem was, our dads lamented using their Hank Aarons to make motorcycle sounds by clipping them to their bicycle spokes when they were little, once they grew up and saw how much they were worth. So they got us into collecting. Problem is supply and demand.

Everybody my age has all these boring, ugly ass fleer and donruss cards that aren't worth shit, then nor now, because everybody had em and kept em.

>>64696756
Funny shit the autistics here would cry

>>64696630
>tfw didn't live in a neighborhood
Little League games for me were almost a half hour away

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UHHHHH GUYS WHY IS DEXTER FOWLER IN THE BAY AREA??????

>>64697289
LEFT FIELD CONFIRMED, STOVE IS HOT AS FUCK.
>yfw he actually signs with the A's

>>64696822
I've never seen this flavor before wtf. Shit looks good

>>64697289
>>64697310
oh ya and that white dude next to him is his agent or something so ya not just a casual trip

>>64697414
I'd be happy with Fowler taking over for Aoki, Id rather Blanco be in center than pagan though.

>>64693677
>Giants fans tell themselves this

>>64697002
Late 80s/early 90s baseball card designs trigger me. And now Topps is using them and passing them off as retro designs. Having something to collect got me more into baseball as a kid though

>>64692215
Thia is their only time of year to post optimistically. I'm only half-joking btw.

>>64692331
Our trips have been traditionally NFL-first or even Sharks-first.

I've been on /sp/ since 2008 and I'm a Giants fan over anything else, but fuck tripping.

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>Reggie Jackson comparing Steph Curry to Willie Mays and Bob Gibson

>>64692902
>Bonds did it because he's an ego driven fucking shit who cried cause his daddy didn't get enough alleged respect
without hyperbole, this is the most absurd, simplistic, and distorted interpretation of the drive behind Bonds' personality as I've ever seen

>>64697289
>>64697310
>>64697414
>>64697489

Whoever gets Dat Dude Dexter Fowler is gonna be happy. He's an underrated impact player. WAR put him at just over 2 this past year, but you just feel like his impact is greater. He actually had a significant slump with the Cubs and that's the only time that they sucked during the year. Whenever he was getting on base, he was helping the Cubs win.

He's also a good character. The guy gives zero problems, his teammates love him, and he's always smiling. He also interacts a shitton with the fans in the stands during the game.

Oh, and he had the best Cubs walk-up music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYoMRrKe9pA

>>64697719
>All the white fans and white team mates on the Giants wouldn't appreciate this.
I'd nig it up to get on the jumbotron at AT&T desu.

>>64697623
I wouldn't mind having a Giants trip as long as he wasn't DG tier delusional.

>>64696801
>I'm a jap homer

>>64697731

Fowler and Pence would probably become biffles and have too much swag.

@DexterFowler 20 Dec 2015
Taking the wife @DaryaAliya to the @BoyzIIMen show tonight. Hoping I can convince her to have another baby.... Or just practice

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>>64697739
>who is NORCAL
>who is Heron
they're all awful

>>64697785
>Not even playing LA
I'd boo them if I were at that game.

>>64697866
Mets fans try to shout down the Finnerty's crew sometimes, but they can never actually do it.

>>64697920
It's own of my goals to someday go to Finnerty's desu.

>>64697719
Dexter is a nice guy. I'd go to a cubes game if I wasn't a poorfag

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Lineup:

1. Pagan/Blanco CF
2. Panik 2B
3. Duffy 3B
4. Posey C
5. Belt 1B
6. Pence RF
7. Fowler LF
8. Crawford SS
9. Pitcher

Rotation:

1. Bumgarner
2. Cueto
3. Samardzija
4. Peavy
5. Cain
Heston as Long Relief/Spot Starter

>>64698385
5 aces

>>64698447
kek

>ace
>ace
>former ace with supposed technical upside
>former CYA ace who is still effective as a backend starter
>former near-ace with recovery upside

All with All-Star pedigrees, and the only one who hasn't won a ring is Shark (though the Giants are pretty good at winning rings with former A's and White Sox on the roster)

Long man with a no-hitter under his belt too, noice

>>64696596

>>64698385
looks pretty good desu

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is it just me or is Kevin Kiermaier really fucking sexy

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Good morning, /MLB/.

ROLL TRIBE

>mest

>>64701267
Yes, but he is no Hideki Matsui.

>>64697785
>not liking norcal
Bruh

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The absolute madman