Man Utd vs Swansea match thread 1

Bit early lad

Same team as last week? Looks hopeful... hopefully Depay can be useful when subbed on today...

Predictions?

Last Van Gaal game?

>>64612265
defence is a bit different, no darmian

>>64612274
Sadly not.

i'd prefer darmian at lb and young in place of mata, mata can fuck off desu

Chicharito has scored more goals this season than the entire MU

KEK

Can swansea make it 4 wins in a row vs united?

>>64612320
rb*

>>64612331
>memedesliga

who gives a shit

>>64612292
I think we're really lacking with offensive wingbacks. Blind cannot attack, and I feel Young is wasted.

Young needs to threaten from the wings, and we need Rojo/Shaw back desperately. They can actually put in dangerous crosses and synergise with the forward players.

>>64612359
exactly. losing shaw was a bigger blow than I thought.

for the stick valencia gets, he can get the ball out in attack rather well. it's just his shite crossing that lets him down.

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>>64612230

>>64612357

6 goals in the CL too, Why did MU give up such a talent? He's clearly better than the entire old trafford

>>64612436
>Why did MU give up such a talent?
LVG was literally the only person associated with the club that didn't like him

>>64612591
Funny thing is, LvG wil blow tens of millions on a shitty striker this month.

I think United will try and chase a RW/LW player in January.

They need to reinforce striking options, whilst looking at fast&attacking wingbacks,and centerbacks too.

Don't think we're really lacking elsewhere, unless they dump Rooney and look for a good creative #10

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>Jones

>>64612436
He wouldn't thrive like he is at leverkusen because the team wouldn't be around him and van gaal stifles any creativity.

>>64612716
could do with another CM. carrick is aging and schweinsteiger can't be relied on to start every game

a starting midfield of herrera - schneiderlin would be good, then have schweinsteiger to replace herrera to keep a lead if needs be.

have mata as the #10 with a new striker up front who can rotate with martial (who can also play on the left when the new striker plays). that leaves a new RW needed.

basically a new striker, new RW and a new CM.

>Slippershit

>>64612997
>tfw we're so shite that we're level on points with them

better change in a few hours ffs

Didn't United have the same goal difference as spurs not long ago?

>>64613126
mate >we were top of the table not long ago

any eng acestreams for this? my source is dry as fuck

if united lose, van gaal goes

Reminder: Utd are up against a team without a manager and >we'll probably get tactically outplayed

>>64613212
But the difference is now +18 to +6.
United really are in relegation form the last 5 weeks or so

>>64613355
Even if they win he's going.

>>64613377
Read somewhere that United have gained a lower amount of points than Aston Villa in December. And that was against the likes of Bournemouth and Norwich. Truly embarrassing.

Andre Ayew to score 2 or more @41.00

Y/N?

United fan btw

When's KO?

>Rooney
>6 league goals in 2015

I had no idea it was that bad

>>64613412
1.5 bings

>>64613419
v Spurs last season
v Everton this season
v Sunderland x3 (two last season, 1 this season)
v Villa last season

>pooney

not a fan of herrera's haircut desu

>>64613484
JUST

How long until memepiss goes back to some literally who dutch team?

>>64613503
he is already in the national team m9

>>64613419
>>64613449
Rpooney is a fucking fraud.


Not only because he's become literal shit, but even when he did cut it he was a fucking cunt, asking to leave but not even bringing in an offer equivalent to his salary, or even playing to justify it.

>>64613484
Still have your hernandez blog?

>>64613530
Noice

If >we don't score in the first 20 minutes it'll either end goalless as a draw

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happy new year lads

>state of this thread

>>64613547
when was the last time we scored in the first 20 mins? watford away?

Why is Marshall on the left? Seems better front and center to me.

state of the farts on soccer saturday

>>64612230
peruqt are you m/a/n u or sw/a/nsea?

>>64613581
because rooney

>>64613581
filosophee

>>64613537
link

>>64613581

Van Gaal doesn't like it when his team scores goals.

>Blind

Why does he always get caught, chases the ball, and leaves massive holes in defense? It literally gifts teams free chances to bomb down the wings...

>“I don't believe too much in competition for places. I believe in trust and in confidence. Maybe that is wrong, okay, but I have done it all my life as a manager. I give trust to the players.”

how is this faggot a professional manager?

>>64613484
he looks cute as fuck

>>64613608
If I had a link I wouldn't have had to ask
Consisted of cute pics of little pea

>>64613595
Nigga has been trash all fucking season. Disgraceful if that's the true reason.

>>64613313
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

>>64613581
So that LVG can play to the strengths of worse players

>>64613630

They are playing 5-3-1-1 today.
It's philosophy-tier.

>>64613644
it really is. he's the captain and as LVG says "the captain musht play"

>>64613663

ta, already found bloodzeed doe

>>64613668

3-1-3-3 by the looks of it fampai

So obviously everyone knows LvG is pissvomit. What exactly is the justification of him still being with United? Are they really going to stick with him all season?

WHY IS BLIND STILL ON SET-PIECES

FUCK ALL HAPPENS...

>>64613711

maybe pep has been snagged and it's more of a risk taking giggs, and everyone else wouldn't touch united with a dickpole

Manchester

Ryan Scholes

>>64613711
no idea. my biggest fear is the club actually wants giggs to take over in the summer. I truly truly hope it's because pep is coming in the summer but that's looking unlikely

>>64613708

Martial and Young are wing-backs today.
Get your shit together.

>>64613754
Where did this >'Giggs is shit' meme come from?

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>mfw I did a LvG impression at new years eve and everyone was impressed af

>>64613711
They're looking for a long term process, just like SAF's era, the problem is that they had to support Moyes, not Van Gaal

>>64613736
>>64613754
>Giggs

That would not be great.

This is boring as fuck, Its like no one is trying.

I can't wait for Bang Laal to fuck his shit up again. would be top kek.

>>64613777
his managerial experience is 4 games as a caretaker

Rooney doing everything here... nobody else looks up for it...
>>64613711
Probably in his contract. Top 4 or sacked. I can see why the board will stick by that.

>get the ball in the final third
>each attacker just stands in the box fully marked
>literally 0 (ZERO) movement off the ball

Watching this team is a chore

>>64613779
Vocaroo it pham

Rooney been detoxed? Cunt looks useful now

>Pooney

>rooney

>Rooney injecting pace

>>64613793
You'd rather have mourinho

Nice fan desu

>>64613816
Typed too soon

shaking my head pooney

>PooinLooney

It's fucking wild to think that 20 year old, formerly literally who Martial is easily United's best player

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>Looney

>>64613875
*best outfield player

>>64613875
it's funny because shaw, who's also 20, was our best player before he got injured

>>64613875
You can tell he's a special talent though. If he was on a squad with semi-competent teammates he'd probably be tearing this league apart.

>>64613875
Best attacker by far

>>64613875

Kluivert won Van Gaal the champions league when he was 18 years old.

>>64613903
Tip top kek

>>64613914
imagine him at barcelona

>No goals in any BPL games yet
Why do I even bother sometimes.

it's been 20 minutes and united still haven't scored

not winning this one lads

>>64613938
better luck next week

>>64613938
>using a stream that's 5 minutes behind

>Rooney gets ball on counter attack
>Better pass it back

>>64613938

The majority of Utds passes have been backwards.
It's beyond hilarious.

why the fuck can't we counter attack

>SAF on his phone
texting Mourinho?

tip top lel
HOSEY MOUHRINIHO

>fergie so bored he's literally shitposting on /sp/

>>64613938
winning possession tbf, goals not the aim

>watch premiere league years earlier
>2007-08
>Rooney-Ronaldo-Tevez

tfw
tfw

>>64613929
Exactly what came to mind, poor lad is being wasted

>>64612831
>a starting midfield of herrera - schneiderlin would be good


This is Man Utd, not Southampton.

>>64613969
>huge gap on the right side
>short pass back

>We.... We are clearly improving after that first half chelsea performance
>literally one game later, not a single shot on goal in the first half

tip top lel

>this hating on rooney

people act like every other player in united is world class baka, they all suck camel dicks tbqh senpai

>>64613992
>all that pace
>all them sexy counter attacks
>all them beautiful goals

>tfw 2008 is as close to us as 2024

>>64613992
Literally the goat team

Better than 99 tbqh

>>64614044
should have won the treble desu

that FA cup game v portsmouth still gives me nightmares

>>64614038
And you want mourinho, who is literally the opposite to that

smfh pham

>>64614074
there's no one else. mou's football is still more entertaining than LVGs

>>64614030
It's overrated, overpaid, yet still above average talent that is being horribly misused by Van Gaal. Rooney is becoming a subpar player for the premier though.

>>64614070
>that FA cup game v portsmouth still gives me nightmares
literally this

>>64614109
>more entertaining
less awful*

>>64614109

Some of these players won't improve if a new manager came in.
Just look at Rooney's movement. It's completely retarded.

>>64614141
so who do you recommend?

>>64613992
its like watching something from different universe

>>64614112
>read subpar as superb and break my neck from nope-ing

>>64613812
I just tried but it came out awful... Being drunk really helps my dutch accent

>>64614112
IMO is not his fault, Rooney is a formidable player, probably Van lels fault, his formations are fucking AWFUL

>that failure of a quick free kick

It's comical really

Seriously, no pace in this game. Passing has not been good enough for the slow build up play for United to use this tactic for much longer.
LVG should just go fuck it and bomb players forward.

I miss the days of Ashley youngs blooters

>>64614153
Round 2 for >moyes

This game is fucking shite.

They're listening to Van leel filos-sophie again making it another boring game.

Why can't they play like they did with Chelsea?

who picks the Swansea team? Do they have an assistant manager with no manager?

>>64614153
Giggs la

>>64614196
poop in the mouth

What are the chances of Poop joining United (srs)?

>Fail-o-sophie

>>64614215
Caretaker Manager. Basically the Assistant is in charge of training, team and tactics until a new manager is appointed.

>Rppney

>>64614235

0%

>that header

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

>>64614235
Literally zero. Isn't poop going to shitty?

>>64614205
Hahaha please don't tell me you thought United were actually good when playing Chelsea

It was far more just Chelsea being shit and not caring about the game whatsoever, United couldn't even beat that shite Chelsea side. I don't get this meme that United were good against Chelsea, they' really weren't.

>>64614235
he will join whoever wins the league (other than Arsenal)

>>64614269
Don't be fucking stupid

Pep will be coaching Brazil.

>>64613812
Alright fuck it, I'm anon anyway
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVc2uYY8OY

>>64614235
either they have a decent chance of getting him in the summer or they're fucking stupid for not having secured Mourinho already

>>64614298
Spain imo

dat blatant backpass wtf

>>64614298
I wish

>>64614264
Get out of here you Albanian fuckhead

>>64614309
top lel

it's like a mix between LVG and mourinho, but still pretty good

>>64614286
I didn't think they were good because they couldn't score a fucking goal against Chelsea who didn't even have a striker.

They played more entertaining football though. Regardless if Man Utd were playing good or Chelshit were literally shit. United hardly made any back passes in that game. they had more chances in scoring.

This game hurts to watch

>ManU playing handball

refball desu

>>64614309
>>64614309
preddy gud

fucking ref's still being cucked at old trafford.

>>64614309

You didn't get the accent quite right, but I applaud you for the effort.

>>64614309
decent, he needs to sound a bit more aggresive

United are terrible

this game is hard to watch

>A.young is uniteds best player

how full is stadium? Fans still supporting?

>Martial
>playing almost deep midfield
>Mata
>drifting central
>zero width

What the fuck is the point? Why not play an attacking 433 and push Mata/Martial up the pitch... why do "we" need two defensive midfielders, and two wide players that deep?

>>64614428
Mata hasn't been too bad. Just needs to work on his Finishing.

>1 goal in all the 3pm games so far
>it's from sunderland

Rooney will score twice. Check it.

whats the point of forcing martial so deep and wide?

fuck off louis

>>64614435
>he doesn't understand philosophy

>>64614435
I've given up trying to figure out what exactly LvG is trying to do. I swear he must be senile.

>>64614467
Welcome to the 'premier' league.
Where no one wants to win.

>>64614473
>Rooney will score twice.
In the remainder of his career, maybe

>>64614473
Twice in 2016?


Hard to believe desu

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

>>64614483
Because PHIL-LOUIS-O-VEE

>>64614503
>>64614510
Just you watch fuccbois

Tbh I kind of just watch these games to see the implosion of United.
They've literally forgot how to score

only 1 min after all that Swansea time wasting
fucking lazy fat ref

>>64614542
You're telling me you actually believe in Rppney in 2016?

He's washed up now.

why do I waste my time with this shit

0-0 at HT who would have guessed lads?

is Rooney elite?

>>64614309

kekd, bretty good m8. Just a bit more aggressive/roachy tone

>>64614551
You should be thanking him for giving us less of this semen slurping game to watch
A few extra minutes would make no difference

Martial doesn't deserve to play for Man United.

>it's a Jon Moss is a cunt episode

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>2016
>Only two games which aren't nil nil in the BPL
Why even bother.

>>64614598

He's just not a WBL, you can't blame him for playing badly in a position that's so unnatural to him.

>>64614334
>>64614386
>>64614410
>>64614412
>>64614583
Thanks lads, I'll keep practising in the shower

>>64614644
I'm sure he means that Martial deserves better. He's so much better than everyone else

>>64614644

Didn't he play there sometimes for Monaco and France?

Last 9 home games at half time:
0-0 MCFC
0-0 Boro
0-0 CSKA
0-0 WBA
0-0 PSV
0-0 WHUFC
0-1 NCFC
0-0 Chelsea
0-0 Swans

Last 9 home games at half time:
0-0 MCFC
0-0 Boro
0-0 CSKA
0-0 WBA
0-0 PSV
0-0 WHUFC
0-1 NCFC
0-0 Chelsea
0-0 Swans

>pheelosphee

>>64614714
>http://www.transfermarkt.com/anthony-martial/leistungsdaten/spieler/182877/plus/0?saison=ges

Nope.

>>64614745
>>64614763
wat

This Chevy commercial always makes me laugh

>>64614745
>>64614763
WEW

>>64614786
caftards!

>>64614745
That 's some pretty agressive philosophy

>>64614786
redcafe represent

>>64614763
>>64614745
>le copy from redcafe people

>16th time out of 30 matches this season, Manchester United have failed to score in the first half.

HOW IS HE STILL IN A JOB

>>64614840
>>64614849
Find Ellie's account

>>64614840
post feet tbqh

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>(you)
>still watching manure matches

>>64614864
Games last 90 mins m8

>>64614907
>that many 'beauty' products
>still posts online because she can't find a husband

huehuehue

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>>64614864
You just dont understand

>>64614907
> being so hairy that you have fabric softener in the shower

>first match thread
>200 posts

christ

>Jones off injured

WHAT A SURPRISE

>>64614948
m8, that just looks like various soaps and some detergent

maybe a rubber glove

When is Jones being sold? Another 45 mins and injured...

>darmian at CB

why not blind at CB and darmian at fullback?

>>64614644
I meant what >>64614705 said.

He's got so much potential that he should be playing for a better team.

wow

>>64614994
Probably for the best.
Now they will play 4-2-3-1 rather than 5-3-2
Martial deserves some wide support.

ROMO ROMO

TONY ROMO

TONYYYYYYYY

MARTIALLLLLLLLLLL

AN ACTUAL FUCKING GOAL HOLY SHIT

FINALLY.

THANK YOU MARTIAL

Love Tony's headers

>Martial
Literally GOAT United player

Who else

M A R T I A L L A W

Is this real life?

>>64614907
Missed the goal because of this. t-thanks

Hopefully this is a turnaround... and doesn't turn into a slog of a draw, or loss.

>darmian CB
>NOT BLIND

JUST FILOSOFY MY SHIT UP

>>64614997

I count 15 bottles of whatever.That's retarded.
She's good looking though, I'll give you that.

When will Van lel update his folos-sophie to "hoof it to Martial"? It might actually be successful then.

TYBM

Wow, the game is finally not boring.
Please keep the tempo up for 30-40 mins

>>64614581
no

>>64615171

He just needs to get in a decent RW, get rid of Rooney and play 4-3-3.

>>64615150
Beauty products don't come in bottles, man

maybe hair something or other does, but most beauty products are shit you apply to your face, like creams and make up

>Ronnies passing
>improving by 20000% in 2 months time
>???

playing a lot better tbf

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>mfw poonited pass backwards

>>64615217
>she has even more stuff out of frame

pls stop

>This ref
So soft.

>>64615217
>>64615253
Faggots

Martial is the signing of the season, and I'm a Cityfag

>>64615271
too expensive to be signing of the season imo

>>64615150
Welcome to most First-world women's bathrooms
They need 20-30 plus beauty/cleaning products thanks to media and peer pressure to look good at all time.

>rppmey

>>64615304
abu

>>64615339
yet all they ever needed to do was just put the fucking fork down

>>64615339
>giving into pressure of any sort

If you allow yourself to be controlled you're the one at fault

>>64615360
He did well until the shot.
Just needs a goal to get his confidence back, been playing alright the last few games IMO.

>2016
>believing in rppney

ISHYGDDT

>>64615304
slag

>>64615382
This

>>64614907
I'd lather up her Brillo pad if you know what I mean

>>64615339

No woman needs that much stuff to look good.
If a girl isn't attractive, no matter how many 'beauty' products she buys she'll still not be attractive.
The girl in the webm looks attractive enough on her own.

Comfy match threads are so GOAT

Why do United always look so much better after a goal is scored? Whether they go up or down, they always pick up the pace after someone has scored

>Swansea change formation

inb4 1-2 within 5 minutes

>>64615502
Stop white knighting a webm

jesus christ

>>64615478
>Implying Achilles would touch anything considered a 9.9/10 or below.

>>64615505
>oh shit, THAT'S how we score goals

>>64615538
u cheeky cunt

Diving cunt

Commentators don't even know Smalling is off.

What would you talk about if you were a commentator?

How long could I rant about elitist Jews before they cut me off?

That was some top class defending by united on that header

Does the whole squad skip shooting/target practice? Nobody can get anything on target... United have such little threat infront of goal... even blooters are out of the question.

>>64615667
What

>>64615667
>Smalling
Jones, la

>>64615683
Shooting is not part of the philosophy

martial is so fucking good

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that martial run though

actually not playing shit.

i'm in shock

1-1 kek

Fucking hell swansea score

fucking typical

VAN LALL OUT

>Van Poo

>>64615804
Kek
>(You)

>VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL

....
United blow it

VAN LAAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>Van Laal

>>64615538
oh fuck off

THANK YOU BASED SIGURDSON

>be Swansea
>do nothing the whole game
>get a goal
fucking typical

>>64615839

oh fuck you slow ass stream

Martial is so graceful.


FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

Fookin

Sheiits

LITERALLY MANAGERLESS

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HAHAHHAHASASUFDSAIHFIAOSLFILASDUHASUHFASDHFJKASKL

>That lack of marking
What is the point.

Why hasn't van Gaal been sacked yet?

Why are United, Chelsea and United so shit lads?

>Mata has to mark the scorer

Literally how?

>LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE >LVG FILOSOFEE

>manure

>>64615877
Go cry to the mods

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>>64615898
>United, Chelsea and United

SALTY AS FUCK

>>64615898
>Why are United, Chelsea and United so shit lads?
And Liverpool*
>The city of me

was a cracking header tho desu

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>>64615898
>Why are United, Chelsea and United

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>>64615943
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>Swansea going to keep their streak alive
How long till Van Lel is going to the job centre then?

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>LVG

>>64615602
Kek

>>64615877
twink

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>>64615949
>Rik Mayall is still dead

>>64615973
>>64615898
No, no. That was right. United have been so shit this season, you have to name them twice on the shit-list

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Why is Siggy so based, lads?

MARTIALLLLL

ROONEY

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>>64616049
Don't remind me lad

>Vangle
>Vangle
>Vangle

This shit has got to stop.

fuck off swansea cunts

Rooney is the GOAT

It was all Martial, fuck off Rooney

RPPNEY HAS FINALLY SCORED

>>64615993
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Letting rppney score against you
>the town of swansea

CAN'T LOO THE ROO

martial is a fucking god

>van laal

MY SIDES LMAO

>LE FAT BALDING BRITISH MAN

>Actually letting Rooney score
Deserve to be relegated just for that tbf.

>1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now >1 win in litterally 7 matches we gud now

>>64616111
NO WAIT IT'S ROONEY LOL

>celebrate a win at home against 17th ranked swansea

how the """""""""""""mighty"""""""""""" have fallen

>play rooney
>win

>>64616158
You got it right the first time. It was all Martial.

You all know that Swansea are shit right?...

United fans confirmed for Liverpool tier "giddy"

>>64616134
m8
that was a great flick

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>Manure
>yfw >Moyes is actually better than Laal Bang

>>64616119
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>64616165
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I've always rated Rnny.

>>64616179
lel I thought it deflected into the net at first

>>64616180
Let them have their moment lad, they haven't been Swansea since Moyes was in charge.

That was a good goal, can't complain about that.

CAN'T BREW THE ROO
CAN'T SUE THE ROO
CAN'T CHAIN THE WAYNE

which do you prefer lads?