It's time for The Big One: the original and the best World Darts Championship returns for its 39th running from the home of darts: Lakeside.
Admittedly, calling the BDO's World Championship the best isn't strictly accurate, given most of their winners (and losers) in recent years have jumped ship to the PDC, but at least this year the reigning champion Scott Mitchell will actually be around to defend his title, unlike Stephen Bunting last year. In the women's draw, Lisa Ashton is aiming to make it three wins on the trot to become the first woman since Trina Gulliver to achieve this feat.
Coverage starts from 1:00pm on BBC One before switching to BBC Two at 4:30pm. The evening session starts at 6:30pm on BT Sport 2.
All men's matches are best of 5 sets in the preliminary and first rounds, while all women's matches are best of 3 sets until the final.
>Afternoon session (1:00pm - 6:00pm)
Jim Williams vs Tony O'Shea
Lisa Ashton vs Paula Jacklin
Craig Caldwell vs Alan Soutar (P)
Darryl Fitton vs Dennis Harbour
>Evening session (6:30pm - 11:00pm)
Larry Butler vs James Hurrell (P)
Anastasia Dobromyslova vs Anca Zijlstra
Matthew Medhurst vs Jeff Smith (P)
Glen Durrant vs Dean Reynolds
TIME FOR LAKESIDE
[jobbing intensifies]
Finally, time for some REAL darts.
And not that shit that's been on for the last week or so.
I want BT to pump a small fortune into the BDO, like they seem to be doing with everthing else, and make Uncle Barry cry.
>some guys think about darting on a stage, forms the BDO
Amazing, what a great game, we love it!
>some guys think this is a great formula and makes it even bigger with more tournaments and crowd, forms the PDC
What shit, real darts is at the BDO, how dare they do this!
How 'bout just enjoy both.
>>64610637
>implying the BDO would tolerate that
"Darts for all" would be ruined!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
Plz let my waifu win
>>64610686
I want to average 69 with her.
>>64610686
>>64610728
That nose though.
>>64610658
Sadly there are many people who can't enjoy both organisations.
Bring on the Meat Raffle!
>>64610754
Fuck you m8. You wouldn't recognize beauty if it facefucked you in the mouth
>>64610822
She could probably facefuck someone with that thing.
and we're on now!
/LIVE/ FROM THE LAKESIDE BOYS
Here we are then
>LAKESIDE COUNTY
jesus christ Beeb
>Tony O'Shea will never win a BDO major
RIP
BDO already admitting its jobber status
Oh, Colin Murray is back. I thought that fucker had flounced out of the BBC completely.
>all these PDC mentions without mentioning them by name
top kek
>this montage
Is this 1986?
>>64610890
topkek
Here we go lads, time for some proper darts. None of that statpadding shit with treble beds you could fucking sleep in.
>this music
Neato
These 1980's Porno gfx
>Colin Murray without glasses
Weird 2bdesu
https://twitter.com/sbunting180/status/682883932459806720
Based Big Bunting
>>64611000
Why isn't Matt Smith hosting it? He would have been so much more tolerable than fucking Murray, plus he knows his darts.
kek, I wasn't watching the screen and thought a woman was announcing the players.
>>64611089
Because Matt Smith is on ITV
>>64611114
Not anymore: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/andy-townsend-set-to-leave-itv-at-the-end-of-the-season-much-to-social-medias-celebration-9965401.htm
>Townsend will not renew his contract with the TV broadcaster along with lead presenter Matt Smith when the season ends in the summer
I would let Uncle Barry liquidate the BDO if it meant "Little" Richard was fired. Annoys the crap out of me.
Are the cunts on BBC or freetv?
Never watched Lakeside before, the production seems like 1980's disco. Hope the darts itself is better
>>64611160
BBC. Not sure if it's on elsewhere.
>>64611169
>Hope the darts itself is better
It isn't. It really isn't.
>>64611169
You're in for a treat
>>64611190
Good enough. BBC's geoblock is a joke.
Who needs trebles anyway.
>BBC camerawork
>BBC score graphics
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>64611169
>Hope the darts itself is better
You're in for disappointment
The whole BDO darts package is a lot more amateur than the PDC
This camera work...
>>64611169
>Hope the darts itself is better
>score counting already broken
Well that was even faster than at the PDC.
>>64611232
They need to pump out Martin Adams montages during every break in play.
How do you like your Darts World Championships senpai?
Fuck yes, time for real darts with no meme double and treble beds
>>64611190
>>64611190
>>64611199
>>64611232
If I didn't know better I'd say this is a joke, missing the 20 entirely and hitting 1's and 5's over and over, god this is worse than pub darts
Where is the mandatory BDO gif with banter?
>>64611286
Just wait for the women's match next, you're in for a right laugh.
>Jim Williams
>31 years old
With a name like that I was expecting him to be 15 years older.
>fancy dress at the bdo
Fuck off love
>>64611340
Have you never watch Lakeside before?
Missed the draw graphic lads, has this absolute legend made the tournament this year?
>>64611340
Just wait until the break between sets and we get 'Wolfies Worlds', where he hands out T-shirts to spastics
>>64611367
Big Doggy Dogg Brent David plays either Rob Modra or John Boy Walton in Rd1.
>"Got some good fancy dress here today"
>>64611387
>literally a man in a hat
Fancy dress as poor as the darts.
>Tony O'Bottlejob
>losing to a Welsh nobody
and here we go
>no commercials after 5 minutes of playing darts
This is a nice change of pace.
>64 left
>8, D8
fucking what
This lad looks young for 31, gives off a twink vibe 2bh
no homo
>>64611425
BBC has no commercials, settle in
>>64611406
I take it the BDO still exists cause the players are to shit for PDC? Surely there can't be a real following for the BDO
>>64611384
>implying Ted Hankey throwing out cheap plastic bats from Poundland isn't top tier entertainment
>>64611442
The BDO is essentially the PDC feeder series.
It has the national grassroots network, so most of the players tend to come through there.
Commentator shouts double 10
Guy hits bull.
Holy Kek
He thought it was O'Bottlers turn.
>Wes Newton fan club at Lakeside
>>64611442
>the current year
>not being an active poster on the BDO forum
>a good checkout percentage is between 40 and 50%
>and both these lads are much lower than that
lel
>>64611478
>Wes returning to the BDO to "work on his game"
>Dissapears off the radar
What's the prize money for first place?
>>64611539
Winners share
£100,000 (men)
£12,000 (women)
£5,000 (youth)
>PDC celebs spotted: Ronnie O'Sullivan, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
>BDO celebs spotted: Will Mellor
Says it all really.
>>64611539
$500
£100,000
You can see why Adams is still here.
>>64611442
>Never forget that a carpenter from Halifax who simply plays darts in his spare time won the Grand Slam against the darting elite
>>64611581
>you now remember Scott Waites
>The absolute state of Tony O'Shea
It's sad, really.
>Tony O'Shea
My sides, what a bottler
>2-0 down against a complete nobody who had never won a set on the Lakeside stage before today
>Tony O'Shit
ffs O'Shea
>>64611581
Based Scotty
>dress slightly posh
>HURR DURR MUH DOWNTON ABBEY
ITV loving the free advertising 2bh
Would love to see dem averages
>tfw last year I was NEET and watched every dart and posted in every Lakeside thread, but this year I'm working and after this weekend I'm pretty much fucked
Fuck my life lads
>>64611709
http://dartsforwindows.com/live/livescore.html?matchid=33264621CLI
It's on a one-dart average so you multiply the average there by 3.
They're currently averaging under 85.
Did he just namecheck an individual fan because he's all the way from Belgium?
>>64611727
well fuck my life for having to watch it
>>64611727
At least you're not Tony O'Shea
>>64611748
>not knowing Jackie
https://twitter.com/BetBright/status/677536348312596484
>>64611727
At least you are not a manlet
>>64611748
He does turn up every year tbf
>>64611727
>76 left
>1
>bull
Fucking hell, Tony.
>>64611768
>>64611775
So he's like the Didi Senft of BDO
The two semi-finals of the PDC clash with some of the BDO games later tonight.
Anyone claiming they'll be watching the BDO games instead confirmed and liars and virtue signalling.
DAT 140
O'SHIT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YET AGAIN
>O'Shea
Oh boy
Tony O'Shea
2014: 1st Round (lost to Martin Adams 0-3)
2015: 1st Round (lost to Scott Mitchell 2-3)
2016: 1st Round (lost to Jim Williams 0-3)
cheeky double pls
>Tony O Jobshit
What an embarrassment
>>64611851
>lose to multiple world champion
>lose to eventual world champion
>lose to a fucking nobody
>>64611851
>>64611894
It's Williams' year, lads.
Prepare your sides lads, women next
>muh exhibitions
oh my christ
>Rob Walker is still employed
Did o Shea just say he'd beaten MVG recently? He having a laugh?
>>64611945
Seems like everyone can beat MVG lately lol
>>64611945
In an exhibition.
>Tony "No Wins At Lakeside In Three Years" O'Shea gloating about winning exhibitions
Now you know why he's never fucking won anything.
>Murray bantz about how shit the women are
Lel
>Zoe Jones
My dick lads 2bh
>>64611945
>He said he beat MVG off in an exhibition.
>>64612012
She sorted her barnet out yet?
>>64612012
>yfw she still hasn't fixed the spelling error on her twitter bio
>>64612080
Well she is semi-professional.
>>64612019
what a qt
>BOOK NOW TURKISH OPEN
fucking lol
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Is this going to be a car crash?
>turn down to what
>this is someones mum
what in the name of god
She's a top lad
Battle of the grandma's!
PROPER BO, I TELL THEE
What is that thing?
She's so memeworthy my god. Just look at them glasses
>that "tan"
>that hair
>those glasses
My sides
>this match
>these women
>mfw
>Tony Green on commentary
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR HILARITY
>having that face
>putting that face on your flights
>Jacklin
Wouldnt look out of place in a 80's bowling alley
>Turn down for what
Turn down for your midlife crisis is getting the better of you.
>>64612233
>BUSTING 78 LIKE THAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>womyn
Not gonna lie lads, I'd smash the daughter
Did she just pull a BDO-style v. Duijvenbode?
Is Jacklin the Peter Wright on Womens darts?
>>64612334
>tfw last tweet in 2013
>those shoes
Literally went to Sports Direct
>170 is the biggest out
Yeah that's the 2nd time within 30 minutes you're telling us that. Is this watched by retards or is he himself braindead?
>>64612405
Vassos and Tony are the nadir of all darts commentary.
>>64612367
Finger lickin' good
>>64612398
>tfw picked myself up a cheap pair of BK trainers from there last week
My mates are gonna take the piss
>>64612509
[spoiler]WHAT ARE THOSE[/spoiler]
>have you got the buzz yet
fuck me
>>64612509
Indeed they should
>tfw o'shea would lose to both these woman first round
This Lisa Ashton looks like a lot like Angela Merkel.
>3 scored
TOP LEL
>3
>next visit misses the board
fucking kek
>>64612454
Yeah I see
>This is the women not the men
lel
>3
The ride never ends!
>3
>that blonde qt just then
>that bird in the black dress they just cut to
wew lad
Jacklin blown the fuck out
Uncle Barry should invite Ashton to the Grand Slam.
Can easily keep up with most PDC jobbers.
>only two sets to win
Thank fuck 2bh
>you will never call Andrew Gilding a nonce with her by your side
y lyf
Ashton is pretty good desu. Wouldn't surprise me if she didn't drop a set in winning the thing.
She would beat O'Shea at this rate.
>Paula did nothing wrong
SHE JUST FUCKING MISSED THE BOARD AND THREW 3 YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
>no outshots for Paula
>231 left
Jesus wept
>>64612638
They done that with Anastasia a few years ago when she was decent. And she proceeded to get blown the absolute fuck out by everyone. Though I think she managed to be Vinnie van der jobber
JACKLIN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>64612662
>tfw no darts loving qt gf
>>64612723
>not going as a qt
>>64612694
>Though I think she managed to be Vinnie van der jobber
Yep, back in 2009.
She was also put in Philth's group.
To say she got sexually assaulted is an understatement:
>Phil Taylor (105.85) 5 – 0 Anastasia Dobromyslova (81.30)
The women's runner-up that year, Francis Hoenselaar, was also invited: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Grand_Slam_of_Darts#Group_D
>losing 3 legs to a woman
>John Fat
C H U C K !
CHUCK
YEAH CHUCKY
>>64612741
Wonder if Phil invited her to the caravan of love afterwards?
Up next is New Zealand's most New Zealand-looking man in Craig Caldwell.
>>64612859
How can he play darts when he has a daily shitpost target to achieve?
>those Alan Soutar pants
Gives Clownman a run for his money, Christ.
>Eurojobber music
>2 bounceouts already
Soutar looks like Steve Bould 2bh
Soutar is the kind of guy that starts a fight in the crowd when he's eliminated.
have to say, i like the interface better in these bdo games, gives you more information about stuff.
>missing fat 20 to set up tops
Fucking hell lad
Fallon looked alright, there.
>prelim nobody averaging 95
>>64613236
Compare with PDC preliminary players who are lucky to average above 80 (on non-regulation boards).
>>64613264
Makes a mockery of the #12 seed and World Number 22 we've had the misfortune to watch earlier.
>Scottish finishing
>9 darter attempt
>T1
lel
>Lakeside threads
>25 left
>pull into 14
>pull next dart into 19
What the fuck was that?
>>64612367
John Cooper Clarke's let himself go
>aim for 9
>miss and hit 14
>aim for 3
>miss, hit 19 and bust
Fucking hell
>Soutar
top lel
>>64613492
They are pretty lovely aren't they. /180/ and /147/ are by far the best stuff left on /sp/
>>64612662
A higher class of woman at the Lakeside
Soutar started off pretty well. He has gone full blown pub player now. Couldn't finish his fucking dinner.
>>64613561
His scoring's there but his finishing has vanished.
Doesn't help he only played in three events in 2015, and one of those was the qualifier for this: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDetails.aspx?playerKey=2201
VIKING SIGHTING
Great 76 to win from the Kiwi.
>Tartan Pants Soutar
>>64613541
ikr, plus cycling.
>>64613597
>Career Earnings : £3,715
Ouch.
>Dennis Harbour
Definite nonce.
>Bobby George already calling out Harbour as boring
top kek
>Dennis van Harbourveld
Eye of the Paedo
Harbour 9er incoming
That creep can throw, man
>great standard match
>both players are boring as fuck
>these fucking marine puns
105 average. FUCK YOU BARRY HEARN
>the head of Glen Durrant
comms so bored by this match they're rabbiting on about nothing
just turned on the telly, when the fuck did Fit Fitton become a passable player?
also
>that satisfying winmau thump
>>64614282
...and that on regulated boards.
>161 isn't a finish
reminder that public money is used to pay this man to talk about darts
>>64614321
No bounce out shit with those beauties
>That's not a finish, 161.
Fucks sake.
>161 isn't a finish
>oh wait
the fucking state of lakeside commentary jesus christ
>>64614382
>>64614408
>>64614415
>vassos alexander
OH FUCK NO IS THAT LITTLE RICHARD
>>64614446
Is that Jimmy McNulty?
>vassos forgetting which side of the board 5 is on
just take him out back and shoot him martin, for fuck's sake.
dat 88 bull after a leg of utter shit
>>64614876
Bull finishes are always so hot
>80 left
>Twenty is the target!
Shaking my head.
that dazzler 114!
sexy 114 desu
>>64615175
>>64615175
It's still a sport even if you don't understand it, mate. I know "math" must be hard.
>>64615175
Friendly reminder that we're still here despite your autism
>>64610686
>footjoy.com
yfw not a porn site
>>64615175
umad
>yfw THE RETURN OF TED is tomorrow afternoon
>dennis harbour taking out his own flight with his second dart
Nice trickshot.
Mon the Fizzler
>>64615352
I went to an exhibition night with Ted a few weeks ago. He was, as you'd expect, absolutely brilliant value.
My mate won the raffle to play him and we were all shouting and swearing to try and put Ted off. He grabbed the microphone and said: "Could you please keep the swearing down to a minimum? There are lots of young kids (which was true) in the audience who don't need to hear it..."
"...CUNTS."
>>64614404
>you
>>64615544
Based C(o)unt
>>64615544
that's fucking brilliant
Bretty gud game desu
>>64615544
>darts back on the telly
das it mane
>>64615544
Based Ted
>audience member dressed as Wolfie
The only acceptable fancy dress option
>182 left
>hit a 180
fucking idiot
>182 left
>maximum
You'll now have to switch to BBC Two because of Final Score.
>106 for the match
>T1
how the fuck is a BDO first round match so shockingly decent
DAT DAZZLER 112!
THE BIG OUTS
>>64616060
It's because these two are dull as fuck plus there's no expectation for them to be any good.
>Ian white's magic wasp attacks BDO jobbers
>le hit double top all the time man
>HARBOUR
HOLY SHIT
>BDO counting
>MATCH REFEREE GETTING THE SCORE WRONG
>THE BDO
lol the counters got it wrong?
>>64616514
>hurr we don't need markers on stage durr
>BDO
>little richard shitting the bed
>Liverpool fan cant handle 96
what a surprise
>Darryl Shitton
ahahahahahaha
>le put hand in pockets after shitting doubles man
Harbour's got fag stained fingers
>the Stockport Job Squad
>that woeful bull attempt
This is good spaghetti.
>5 match darts
>miss the fucking lot
>shit yourself in the deciding leg
>darryl fucking fitton
Oh wow.
>Shitton
>O'Shit
What a pair of absolute jobbing cunts
>Fitton
Thank fuck I dont have to watch that walk on for another year
Well done Harbour.
Bloody good game to be fair.
Solid bottle from the salty semen there.
That's it for the afternoon.
Stockport's finest bottlers demonstrated their pants-shitting temperament as both Tony O'Shea and Daryl Fitton exited Lakeside at the first round. The sooner these two fuck off from Lakeside, the better. Two past-it relics with a single major between them who shouldn't grace that grand stage again. O'Bottlejob in particular was amazingly poor, exiting 3-0 at the hands of Welshman Jim Williams, but Shitton demonstrated his own brand of choking by blowing five match darts.
Elsewhere, Lisa Ashton re-established her dominance in the women's game with a clean sweep of Bo Selecta extra Paula Jacklin, while Craig Caldwell put in the performance of the tournament so far with a 3-1 defeat of Alan Soutar in the preliminary round.
We're back at 6:30pm, although the PDC Worlds semi-finals are on from 8:00pm
>Tony O'Shea
2009 - finalist
2010 - SF
2011 - first round exit
2012 - finalist
2013 - finalist
2014 - first round exit (to Wolfie)
2015 - first round exit (to eventual winner Waites)
2016 - first round exit
Sort of stopped doing things in half measures after 2009.
so the BBC aren't showing any of the evening sessions??
where the fuck can we watch them then
>>64619360
BT Sport 2.
You'll probably have to find a stream.
>>64619360
Yeah, this will be the last year the Big Black Cock will be broadcasting any of the BDO before it all goes over to BT Sport.
>>64619677
If the BDO want to improve how their game's perceived, this will have to be the way to go. Get the World Masters on BTS as well.
Remember that their coverage last year was far superior to the farce of the BBC, with Ray Stubbs & The C(o)unt hosting.
bt stream where
>>64619728
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/gb/bt-sport-2-uk-live-stream
>>64619728
just type 'BT Sport 2 stream' into google tbhonest
lel that Wolfie moment they just showed
We're on in 2 minutes.
MURRICA is up first.
>>64619797
you need an account ? what a cluster fuck of ads
>>64619898
No use adblock
>>64619898
Just do what >>64619820 says if that one's not working.
We're on now by the way.
any streams actually work?
>ted laughing in the background
kek
>>64620011
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/gb/bt-sport-2-uk-live-stream
Klik op de 2de
>>64620011
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/bdo-world-darts-championship-live-stream-january-02
>>64620056
thanks
is this the quality you streamers always put up with?
B A L D
E A G L E
>>64620125
Most of the time
>yaya/kolo chanting at the lakeside
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>HD streaming
>isn't even close to SD
JUST
God bless Ted Hankey
>Yaya/Kolo chanting
>At Lakeside
Circus clowns pls gtfo
USA USA USA
>It's 'The Eagle'
It's 'The Bald Eagle' you fucking manlet
>Hillbilly
>isn't American
>vassos
"HD STREAMING" covering the scores
FUCK SAKE this is curry tier
dat 104!
DAT 104
>>64620589
Than go to another stream ffs
>hurrell's shirt
So, we jigglin or...?
>>64620589
http://bosscast.net/channel4.php it's really not that difficult to find a stream m8
>butler
fucking hell what a choke
>KEKLER
UNREGULATED TREBLES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THREAD
>>64620745
>>64620745
>>64620745
>that slag trying to rape scottie dog
top lel
This is kind of embarrassing
A competent PDC player could wipe the floor with anyone in this tournament
Just wait until the meat raffle.
>>64620703
"offline"
>>64620823
watch what you say about the BTK killer
When will darts have their rocky film?
>>64620896
RVB v MVG was kinda like that.
U S A
U S A
U S A
VIKING
>>64620870
How much of newfag are you on the internet for not being able to find something for yourself
>How do I use google hurr durr
>>64620870
literally watching it right now
>>64620982
You'de be amazed to see how many people on the porn boards are asking for source when it's literally in the filename.
smooth 101
Butler is looking good
>>64621104
Hurrell is barely averaging 80.
Should be easy for big Larry.
TERRY JENKINS SIGHTING
>Jenkins thinks about bottling
>>64621362
Would have loved Shitton this afternoon.
Hello where are the BORING BORING TABLES
>hurrell in the leg to win the set
60; 60; 21; 27; 41; 60; 81
What a fucking choker.
>sub-80 averages match
this is an ally pally prelim
>these averages
>streamer gets bored of shit darts and switches over to Flog It
Top lel
>Find a stream without a stupid watermark covering the scores
>Switches to fucking Flog It
>stream switching
...okay?
>>64621678
>>64621689
I use this one atm
http://www.googlitv.com/bt-sport-2-live-streaming.php
>>64621675
>>64621678
For me as well. Is this show any good?
DAT 109 ON THE BULL
DAT 116
F R E E D O M
Step it up Butler and end it please
>95 left
>hits bull
>"a little unlucky"
lolwut rawling
also
DAT HILLBILLY BOTTLE
DAT 95
>95 left
>hit the bull first dart
>"Unlucky"
jesus christ
>>64621845
So far Ive heard a few clangers. Vassos thought someone in the Fizzler game had left the Bull when theyd left tops.
>>64621959
who /tonygreengaffethread/ here?
Hate to go all MVG but it is annoying how BT Sport 2 is channel 417 and BT Sport 1 413.
>>64621959
To be fair on Vassos, that was the referee and scorer's fault.
Harbour was told he had 86 left when in fact it was 76.
Well done, BDO.
End it, Larry.
>>64622055
I think that was a different leg? Maybe not though, cant remember.
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>64622072
Might have been. That match was such a slog I can barely remember most of it.
I'm glad it's finally over.
UNREGULATED TREBLES will be on in 8 minutes.
>>64622129
in fact, they're on now: >>64620745
CANT WAKE UP
Fucking hell, this Dutchie.
What cave is this dutch bint from?
>>64622486
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>dat cheeky 95 off the bull
noice
Hey, this fat bitch isn't that bad.
Anastasia in serious trouble.
DAT 122 BULL
>ANASTASIA
What a fucking choker. Christ.
>>64623651
Scores?
>>64623832
Dobromyslova 1-2 Zijlstra.
Anastasia missed a shitload of match darts and choked in the sudden death leg.
Should be an easy third title on the trot for Ashton unless something ridiculous happens to her. Ridiculous she has to play with people averaging 20 points less than her.
>>64623861
Fallon's gonna get her this year.
>>64623892
Depends how Fallon plays in her first game.
If she's averaging 80+ then definitely a challenge.
>>64623909
I'd also like to see Deta show some good form.
MEDHURST GETTING BTFO
>41
who /Smith/ here?
>1
what the fuck
>>64624345
based silencer
PDC reject dropping the skills
Did concave face qualify this year?
What about ugly waifu darts player?
>tfw have a job so am missing the darts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Andersen
Anyone know what happened to this poindexter?
>>64624484
>not working from home and causing your girlfriend to resent you by your constant presence
shakes of the head
>>64624484
>Did concave face qualify this year?
Who?
>What about ugly waifu darts player?
Fallon? She hasn't played yet.
>>64624519
Apparently swore at the officials in some Danish tournament so he got kicked out. The "consipracy theorists" say Hewson got in because he's a friend of the higher ups in the BDO.
>>64624527
>not being NEET and making 300k starting
>>64624484
>What about ugly waifu darts player?
Lots of them.
damn that was some 130
>>64624543
This is concave face
>>64624527
>Implying gf
>>64624543
And this is ugly darts waifu
>>64624615
Ah, Rhys Hayden.
No, he hasn't qualified.
>>64624638
You mean Zoe Jones? She hasn't played yet either.
>>64624653
Ah cheers need to get into this, I hope they show the youth final like they did last year.
Comedy gold all round
>>64624615
>19" led tv
>logik
what on earth is he gonna use that for
>>64624785
Sell it
>>64624638
Would rather boff her in the back tbqh
bet she sucks a mean todger
>>64624785
Nice TV to use in a caravan
>>64624785
To watch this in his bedroom.
>>64624831
She's a lezza
who /bigduzza/ here
Anyone watching the real 180? This thread is kinda strange?
>>64624873
that's okay, I have huge tits.
>>64624973
'no'
>>64624995
By real 180 you mean this or the PDC one? Because there's a thread for the PDC one too.
>First 3 darts
>180
IT'S DUZZA'S YEAR
All these 180s
>>64625306
this reynolds lad looks a good prospect
>>64625320
Defo
anyone get a screencap of those udders?
BDO 9 darters: 0
Meat Raffle BTFO
>>64625516
>non-regulation boards
Oosterhuis could hit one on those
Duzza looking good for the rest of the tournament.
whos this cutie curry?
And that D20 closes the opening day's action. While Durrant wasn't at his best, averaging just a shade under 90 after that detour on 58, it was good enough to defeat the promising Welsh youngster Dean Reynolds 3-0, who in his defence did push the World Number 1.
Elsewhere tonight, we saw a North American domination in the prelims as USA's Larry Butler rolled back the years to stop a fightback from James Hurrell - winning 3-2 in the end - while Canada's Jeff Smith easily disposed of Dutch debutant Matthew Medhurst 3-0 with the best average of the tournament so far with 91.59.
In the women's draw, it's been another disappointing Lakeside for Anastasia Dobromyslova, with the Russian losing at the first hurdle to another Dutch debutant in Anca Zijlstra. Anastasia missed multiple match darts, allowing Zijlstra back into the match and eventually losing to someone averaging under 70. Her loss has certainly helped Lisa Ashton's chances of retaining the title again.
We return tomorrow from the same time with these eight games:
>Afternoon session - 1:00pm - 5:30pm
Scott Mitchell vs Craig Caldwell
Peter Sajwani vs Sam Hewson
Fallon Sherrock vs Ann-Louise Peters
David Cameron vs Ted Hankey
>Evening session - 6:00pm - 10:30pm
Kostas Pantelidis vs Darren Peetoom
Trina Gulliver vs Dee Bateman
Seigo Asada vs Darius Labanauskas
Scott Waites vs Willem Mandigers
See you then.
>>64626212
ty based OP
>>64626212
>sajwani
>seigo
>ted
based