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New Year, New Bets edition
>In Gooz We Trust sub-edition

Prev' bread: >>64573055

>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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:^)
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>9mins of extra time
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#IN for Gooz UFC tips
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need a background check on the aussie fix cunt
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>2 IPs

Gooz without his trip zzzzzz
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no dandruff
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2.30 Fairview SA

PEPE E/W

Reason: It's a meme
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>>64591440

>getting the punctuation wrong and number of 'no's wrong

Lad..
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Qalali being carried in Asia?
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>>64591446
>counting the no's

Thought I could get away with guessing them.
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Klassen to win is at 2.00 atm he wont bottle it chuck norris will
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Who else /dartsallday/ here?
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>>64591449
No
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>>64591453

It's 2, 4, 4, 2
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>>64591459
Whats the bet? Feeling lucky for some lotto
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>>64591445
BOOM

Tears for not following the meme
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>>64591459
Lewis most 180s is at 1.57
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>>64591471

Michael Smith
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Crusaders SW in the Northern Ireland league @2.4 is worth a value punt lads!

Cheeky small O2.5g on Portadown v Ballymena Utd, Cliftonville v Warrenpoint Town & Coleraine v Ballinamallard Utd tbph!
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>>64591498

Why is it value?
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>>64591479
Absolutely Based
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>>64591504

>In Gooz we trust :^)
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>>64591504
Just filter him, the real bet is Bangor +0.25 from 0-2. Llandudno don't have the strongest team out and Bangor deservedly beat them away a few days ago, they're the meme team of Wales and the meme ends today.
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>>64591537
>being this shit of a trip
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Sorry the last few SA horse bets have been duds, but hopefully this made up for it :)
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>>64591537

Must feel bad that everyone hates you. I know you'll just meme but you must have started tripping here with the intention of becoming popular and once you realised you weren't shrewd enough you resort to shitposting. Please have sex too.
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>>64591539
Reminder:

>>64591309
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>>64591566

I don't really care about anyone's opinion friend, but those feeding the fire aren't exactly proving themselves anyway, i'll just keep making new threads and posting UFC tips every time i can and just share the little bets too, no one is forcing you or anyone else to pay attention to an opinion or statement on a weaboo message forum are they? :^)
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>>64591580
Cheers mate, just put the stepson's birthday money on it @16
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First fix of 2016 incoming
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>>64591455
and thats a win
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k l a a s e n

>>64591655
>throwing away a 100 quid for a meme
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>>64591655
on

>>64591695
as they say, the right thing's on the wall my friend :-)
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>>64591655

Confused now - Bangor are, allegedly, going to win 2-0 down, or is this pre-match?
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On Ferrer to win, he's playing like it means something, Nadal getting tired.
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lel, haversford were on a +0.5 and playing like a 1.5 favourite

need a goal in the manama match like A I R
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>>64591695
I live for the memes lid

>>64591716
Correct, the match is a 2/1 fix. It's even being discussed on Blogabet where all the professionals hang out.
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Bruins o2.5 team goals vs Montreal. For whatever reason their team overs is better odds than Montreal's yet they are favored ML on bovada/bodog. The ML isn't a bad bet either.
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>>64591715
>>64591756
Fine, just put a crisp tenner on myself, leggo
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http://www.s4c.cymru/clic/e_live.shtml

Stream here, teams clearly just waiting for HT then Bangor will get 3 2nd half
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>Airbus is fixed for 1/2
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ALWAYS bet on the Gooz :^)
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333333
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>>64591798
>0-3

Surely its a fix.
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>>64591819
They must want better odds
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>>64591777
cursed trips of ye olde' penny punter, atleast we burned our tenners together
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>>64591826

Surely.
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Rebacking Bangor city, there's no way someone would lie online about a fix
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airbus and bangor like A I R
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Gonna stick a lucky £1 coin on Bang [email protected] for luck, chaps
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>>64591829
Don't worry, they're just boosting up the odds some more.
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>>64591870
does le danger man have his hands in this? other bookies around 30 2bh, wish i wasnt limited on coral
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>>64591881
BF exchange 150
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got a stiffy lads
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Lols
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>>64591580

>(You)
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bang whores from bangkok to bangor
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Only jan 1st and people are falling for the "fix"
What a gullible bunch of slugs
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>>64592076

Indeed.

>trusting a delirious aussie to ID Welsh fixes
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>>64592076
starting to think maybe lay all "fix"es
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>>64592076
>>64592091
zzzzzzzzzz imagine being this much of a dullard
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>>64592076
you mean there are actual people who thought it was a fix because an australian anon posted about it? sickening thought, i presumed everyone's tenners were motivated by rigorous research
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>>64592100
Sorry you lost your grubby fiver kid
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>Euan hasnt been seen today yet

must have been a HUGE night out
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>>64591550
Did you genuinely just bet on this because it shares a name with a popular meme?
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Is it too late to say sorry now lads?
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>>64591655
pmsl
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>>64592154
I'm missing more than just your body
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>>64591548
>>64592154

>(You)
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>>64592158
Worth it for the memeing
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bangor like air
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>>64592172
not same anon
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>>64592148
Nah, follow SA racing for about a year and a half now. I admit it was a long shot, so I advised E/W but it came through.

Just very careful around tipping horses here because if it's not a flatanon tip people lose their shit if it loses. People prefer an obscure football @1.85 AH to a large field horse race (and understandably) but not for me desu
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No lotto college bowl bets?
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>>64592539
Northwestern +9.5
Florida Michigan O40.5

>this flag
>this opinion
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whats going on with that Kuwaitti prem league game? Surely a fix!
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Right now I'm considering to get back with an old cheeky method I used in 2013...
Betting my farm on 1.10 odds to make some monthly money, what do you guys think?
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Losing feels better than doubting yourself and only winning £40 instead of £1140.
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>>64592571

I think you're a moron.
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>>64592599

Disagree. Example that Jewish slags game last night I made much less than I could have but would have been more annoyed if I had finished the year with a losing bet.
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>>64592571
>Betting my farm

You'll last about a day. Two tops.

Now if you're having something like 10% of your farm on 1.10 shots who should be 1.05 then you'll do much better. Obviously when you're backing underpriced 1.10 shots then you're gonna have a bad time.
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I'm on u42 in Michigan/Florida. Guess you can take u40.5 which is one touchdown less you can afford. And on Stanford u31.

>>64592571
I remember you. ;)
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haven't won a bet all year
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>>64592720

I've won 16 so far with no losses...

Then again, I just lay longshots and try to stay burn free for long enough to make 150% profit before banking two thirds of the profit and starting again.
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>tfw 364 more days this year with no gf
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Will Northwestern score any points today? (I don't know.)
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>>64592793
she looks like her waterbottle
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medium on raja @2.50 t b h
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>>64592793

Too thick for me.
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>bookies STILL havent priced up Colts/Titans

zzzzzzzzzz

Steelers/Colts double is basically free money. Both their opponents are losing on purpose for the firs draft pick.
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Can't deal with this hangover boys. Anyone got a remedy that actually works?
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>>64592971

>not drinking water before you slept

prevention is better than cure my friend
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>>64592959
>trusting Josh Freeman
No thanks
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>>64592959
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
O
U

P
L
A
Y

T
O

W
I
N

T
H
E

G
A
M
E
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so Florida looked like absolute dogshit last time around

That being said, they were playing Bama

Hmmmmmm
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>>64592971
bacon sandwich
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>>64592998

put me at QB and the Colts would still win, Titans blatantly threw the game vs. Texans last week, this wont be any different
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>>64592971
Read some long ass article a little while ago about hangover cures, let me summarise it for you
>Many rumoured hangover cures have very, very slight benefits but none are cures
>The only true cure is prevention by not drinking to excess to begin with
It was truly a terrible article but desu its probably right, you can drink as much water now or before you went to bed, have as many greasy fry ups as you like and take a little hair of the dog now but virtually guarantee they will do little or nothing for you.
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>>64593003
imo Florida have the best defense in the country. Michigan also have a great defense though so I'm not sure if they can win.
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>>64592971
gless check of irn bru and a roll and sausage
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>Bet unders
>Tennessee starts to rip Northwestern apart right after

ZZZzzzz
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>>64593036

That's not true at all.

It is literally caused by dehydration of the brain because of the alcohol. Drinking a glass/bottle of water will reduce the hangover considerably.
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reminder that Forest Green v Torquay is a 2/1 fix
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Think it's time to get some UFC research for tomorrows card on the go :^)

Guarantee there will be a 2/1 fix on the undercard.
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>>64593063
What you've just said is bullshit
>Although dehydration might contribute to symptoms like headaches or dry mouth, research shows that low hydration isn't a major cause of hangovers.
>Your liver turns alcohol into a chemical called acetyaldehyde, which is very toxic. It gets broken down too, but if it happens too slowly it makes you feel ill.
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>>64593042
Florida's offense is pretty bad though, especially for an $EC school
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>>64593102
I know pity they don't have any elite skill players either.
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>>64593176
>>64593102
>>64593042
to be honest family I'm thinking something conservative like mishitigan -2 and u42
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>>64593204
>>64593176
I've got Northwestern +8, Michigan -4, and o69 in the Ole Piss game
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drinking alcohol is -ev
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>>64593291

true
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>>64593291

Unless it's proper liquor and not shit you find on tap or in corner shops.
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>>64593377
proper liquor is usually priced correctly though, i find there's a lot of value in wine every once in a while
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>>64593408
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>>64593408
agreed the price fixing in wine is unreal
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seriously concerned about euan's whereabouts
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>Florida
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T E N +

Why did Kiryat Get bets get voided? Read the email at half 6, went mental, and told some slag to fuck off because she kept asking what was wrong.
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who /trump/ here
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>>64593519

EUAN
U
A
N

Also the game finished a few minutes early around 86 I believe so that might be it.
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>5 scoring drives in a row since getting on unders

Can't win a bet.
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>>64593519
>not a unique IP
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>>64593582

Yes he is.
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Value up and down this card lads
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>the QB intended to throw the ball past the line of scrimmage but it slipped out of his hand
He probably intended to complete the pass, still should've been grounding
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>Michigan and Florida defenses non existent

Can't win a bet.
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>You will never be an american college football player
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>>64594752
Just die in my sleep already
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>>64593055
Part of glasgow you from bro?
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>>64594752
>you will never grow up in small town Georgia becoming a humble All American at baseball and football
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>>64594866
West end m8
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>>64594932
>you will never have a cheerleader gf give you a kiss after you win the big game
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>>64593524

Lighting money on fire, m8. Even if he wins the nomination he'll never beat the Dems
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Got other bets in place, will update tomorrow after weigh-ins/lines change.
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>>64595231

do you put the same amount on each of these?
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>>64595395

Singles are medium-large - dont bet on all of them though. I bet small on some parleys/accas though.

In-play is pretty good, Brandao R1 KO @8.00 is worth a little small punt.
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>Planet fitness commercial
>America
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on my knees for several goals in the bruins game
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>>64595456
What do you think about Duffy + Stipe double
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>>64595785
Not all Americans are fatties you know
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>>64595785
There is a planet fitness close to where I live.

>Visit it to see if it's a nice place to signup.
>See a sign "Tuesday is pizza night."

Noped right out of there.
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>>64595943
>
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>>64596084
>See a sign "Tuesday is pizza night."

Can't let your body go into catabolic state
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>>64596084

their business model is genius desu
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>this skedge

might as well go back into an alcohol induced coma
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>>64596281
Tell me about it just sent a snapcat to my mum explaining how the skedge has been awful in the last few weeks and that's why i can't take her to the after christmas sale this year. It won't go down well.
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>>64596462
is she fit? I know those scandi moms take care of themselves
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>>64596462

>sweden missed Euan's WORLD jewish slags bets
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lotto lotto shite
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Anyone lumping on the rest of the favorites for the rest of cfb today (stanford/ole miss)?
Shame I overslept from hearing too many fireworks, would've been the easiest accy ever
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Euan "Judge" Park.
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>>64596711
Cashed out any CFB bets I had left open and smacked it all on Oregon. Only good bet left tbqh.
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small on Barney to win in darts in play now @ 3.00 smith is starting to shake a little barney has warmed up
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Ajaccio -2 is getting CUNTED tomorrow tbqh
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barney army
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>explaining to girl about how i bet and why i make money cause she was explaining that her dad does it but always loses
>shes actually interested and asking me more questions

shall i link her to the thread lads?
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TEARS at anyone not on Smith to get most 180s
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>>64596816
it's all just a ploy
the right way is to charge her dad after stealing tips from here
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>>64596816
L-let me first comb my hair anon!
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>>64596866
why are you typing with a stutter you fucking freak
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>>64596816

NEVER REVEAL YOUR POWER LEVEL
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>>64596900

Please have sex.
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Darts is so much like Tennis swings all over the place
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>>64596900
Wow rude.
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>>64596928
zzzzz such a boring little dullard, can tell you never get any pmsl
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>>64596952
I think its easier to judge though its not like the underdog is gunna get tired its more form on the night
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>2016 and still using old withered out 2015 memes
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Market priced a lot of momentum into RVB, sure to swing back
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>>64597024

been out shagging all day mate
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>Harbaugh likes big guys
4u
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>>64597082
>tfw will never be as dank as you
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No excuses for still being a virgin in 2016 with all the technology available.
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>swerved on rabat and put a small on marrakech dnb when i felt the odds didn't reflect the change of game flow
>cashed out for about 90% of the small and re-backed rabat after about 5 minutes of pressure
>goal 10 seconds after
like controlling puppets
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>>64597233
you can't lose your virginity to a robot anon
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>>64596116
Shut up Henning
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http://strawpoll.me/6422785

Well, /bet/?
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>>64597368
>took o0.5 @ 3 a minute before the goal
POTTERY
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>>64597423
not yet but we're only a few years away at this point
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>>64597509
need sex robots like AIR tbqh
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>>64597368
P M S L
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>>64597447
absolute tears, genuinely thought about hedging the draw but i couldn't deal with losing more pellets after the cash-out from the first hedge, would have pushed me up for today zzz
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>>64597542
this 2bh

>finally buy robot gf
>cant afford to be with her because hydro prices go up 500%

thanks liberals
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>he's had a bet in 2016
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76ers ML tonight desu
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>>64597581

>finally buy robot gf
>she is programmed to be just like a real girl
>leaves you for chad

get rekt canada
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>>64597608

THIS. Addicts please stop.
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>>64597424
No u
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BARNEY ARMY
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>>64597665
fuck that
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virtual reality gf > robot gf
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>>64597766
Why do you follow Goff on twitter Henning?
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>>64596768
Another win 2/2 in play darts for today
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The darts is really exciting
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>>64597913
Who?
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>>64598002
You didn't have to unfollow him, I'm not going to post your picture all over here or anything
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>>64598002
>>64598043

kek
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Looking forward to the next match between Adrian "Jaws" Lewis and Peter "The Limestone Cowboy" Wright. Should be a close one.
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>>64598043

I will lol
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Darts

Lewis most 180's @ 1.61.
small on over 11.5 180s for Lewis @ 2.1
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>>64598168
on LARGE
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>>64598157

>norway
>white
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>>64598204
not 100% imo
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lego snakebite
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>>64598168
on most 180s
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>>64598324
biggest lotto ever
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>>64598043
Haven't unfollowed anyone måte

>>64598157
Oh no a picture that i posted on the internet like three years ago is getting posted on the internet
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>>64598382
>bigger lotto than american college handegg

literally impossible
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tears
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>lotto bets
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Are there any good betting apps for burgers? Thanks mates
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Anyone playing cock or no cock?
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Wheres the 180s
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The question I'll predict I'll see on here more than any other tomorrow? Why are Leicester Evens v Bournemouth? #becauseitstherightprice
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>tfw the guy in front of me dropped the line a half a point in my favor
T-thanks
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Ah, darts crowds pronounce the T in Peter as a D. Of course they do. Dwads.
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>>64598490

Sure m8
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>lotto bets
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>>64598565
ayy lmao
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T E A R S
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No cock. Easy.
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going to lose my rent money because of this fucking darts shit, fuck off
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>lotto 180 shite
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>>64598644
don't deserve a roof over your head tbqh
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>>64597826
>expecting the Lakers to win without that Cody Brian guy
IdontthinksoTim.png
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>>64598644
I really hope this is real
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c-comeback?
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>>64598626
BOOM. Link for anyone else thats bored

https://twitter.com/CockOrNoCock
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>>64598827
CoNC is so last year lad, stop thinking you're introducing it
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>le 140 man
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Tricky but I'm saying cock this time
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>>64598873

?

Never claimed to be introducing anything you weirdo. I wasn't even the first person to bring it up tonight
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CMMON LAD
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HUP HUP HUP
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SUMS
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Come on Lewis you fat cunt hit some 180's lad
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Can understand pub darts players being fatties but why are the professionals? They're drinking water.
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this 135 meme is really testing me
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Down
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Why do you guys think you have an edge on darts exactly?
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>>64598986
where do you think they played before they went professional
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>>64599080
we don't, we're just bored addicts
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Cashed out Stanford unders before the game.

Not this time you piece of college filth :^)
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>>64599089
Their calorie intake would decease when they left the pub ranks and they should then lose weight.
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>>64599126
they still go to the pub you fucking idiot
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so so down
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>lewis

o i am laffin
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>>64599145
how do you know?
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gonna have to shack up with metaknight in his storage unit untill i can rebuild my bankroll, fuck this shit
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>another 180

Fuck off
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fucking christ
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>If this had been a regular season game I would have been on Stanford -6

Sickening.
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>tfw got on stanford ML instead of -6
a-at least they'll win today
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>One hundred and eighty
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heads gone
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Lewis is a fat mouthbreathing cunt
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>le bet on everything men
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>All these people not on stanford -6.5
pac 12 is criminally underrated family
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BACK IN THE GAME
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Imagine not going to the Rose Bowl in 200 years, having one of the "top" defenses and somehow manage to be down 21 points within 11 minutes. Imagine.

Top kek.
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Who /overs/ here?
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>>64599619
>gets close
>c-comeback?
>ONEUNDERDENEIGHTY

EVERY TIME
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Fucking iowa
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>>64599647
want death tbqh
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>>64599632
tears if you got on any under today
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>not getting on Iowa now
It's time lads. I can feel it
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>le 140 choke man
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>>64599588
>>64599671
Please get a trip so that I can filter your after-timing nonsense.
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put small on wright to win @ 4.5 jackpot is sweating too much, crowd is all over him not thinking straight
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Get on Iowa +22.5
Get on o62.5
these are the Bovada odds as of posting
get on them
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>check thread
>people DAC on darts
PMSL
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>>64599779
would love to take a trip down under and test your kangaroos chin
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>>64599748
Lol they fucking stink
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>Iowa making the Stanford defense look like the 2014 one.

Whew.
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>>64599836
which one mate. got 8 roos in the yard at this moment.
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>>64599647
chasing darts loss on trotting

head's gone here lids
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>>64599872
post pics
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NEED A BET
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>>64599884
get on the slots mate

trust me
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>>64599974
>slotto shite
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>>64599974
Special on rainbow riches m8
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1 hour till it's time to bankroll the magic lids
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>>64600011
nah senpai, they are on a hot streak and the wizards are better
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Will Iowa score any points today? (I don't know.)
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>thread full of addicts, Americans, and nearly-Americans

wew
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>>64600094
Wizards stink. No Beal, nene, Gooden and wall is shook
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>>64600135
skedge dire what do you expect, i had to do the unthinkable and chasea on slags tennis, worked out in the end though
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>>64600140
>le shook meme

back to /nba/ tbqh lid

also this game is a coinflip
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desu if you're chasing like an absolute mug, the slots are a better idea than most lotto bets. Most slots have an expected long term return of around 95% which is more worthwhile than a 50/50 bet at odds of 1.83

If I'm chasing I'll blow through a medium stake on a slot that has a high payout bonus round, like Pimped.
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>>64600173
>he doesn't know
it's not just a meme that wall is shook
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>>64600232
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64600114
If Florida and Northwestern could, I think Iowa can
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>>64600232

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64600173
If it's a coin toss then magic is still the bet. Magic 2.1 wizards 1.8
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Any excel nerds itt?
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>>64600263
>>64600283
Better than kidding yourself that you have insight into a mainstream bet with an expected return below 90%
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>>64600328

i only bet on cricket, does that even count as mainstream?
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>>64600245
no doubt but hes not gonna be the reason the wizards lose if they do, this game really could go either way

>>64600299
not worth it m8, if either team goes on a tear il get on + handis but not >prestaking anything on this
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Even pre-Joe /bet/ wasn't this muggy and clueless
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>That hold

Annoying tbqh. Want to reback the Stanford train.
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>>64600350
The mainstream part isn't important, whether or not you have a significant edge is.
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>>64600232
>desu if you're chasing like an absolute mug, the slots are a better idea than most lotto bets. Most slots have an expected long term return of around 95% which is more worthwhile than a 50/50 bet at odds of 1.83
this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's not that you're wrong. It's that you're stupid.
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>>64600378

2/3 winning ratio which is good enough
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>that play
Mirin
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>>64600483
r-reback iowa again to chase more losses?
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>we're going to see the "fumble! fumble!" play 6 times next year
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>>64600503
Absolutely. I guarantee it doesn't lose
(Results may vary)
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Stanford ruthless tbqh.
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>>64600534
only joking, pre-staked enough to buy dominos on stanford ML only because I liked stanford
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just looked up some escorts around me. best bodied was $700 for half hour. Think I'll stick to getting off on cheerleaders while betting.
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>>64600387
Is it because you've been made to realise that the bets you make are less worthwhile than online slots and you've realise how much of a mug you truly are?
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>>64600534
I want to place one wager on an American sport this evening.

What should it be
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+ handis worth a punt on iowa? is muh half time team talk still a relevant meme?
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>>64600646
>Is it because you've been made to realise that the bets you make are less worthwhile than online slots and you've realise how much of a mug you truly are?
it's because if you actually gamble on sports and the best you can come up with (even chasing) is a 50/50 @ 1.83 you should quit gambling and join a monastery
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>>64600699
anything on ole miss, think spread is OK although I'm sticking with ml
>>64600701
I think iowa can score this drive (barring INT again), although I think stanford will run up the score
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>>64600699
I would say o69 in the ole miss game, but after the first three games I'm worried about it
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>>64600627

sup mackaybro
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so today's thread has been exclusively lotto and addict bets

what a great start for the year
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is 76ers moneyline THE meme bet of 2016 so far?
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>>64600801
post more random mio
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>"because the box and chains moved"
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>Stanford calling a timeout
Savage af
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>>64600801
its literally new years day nothing decent going on
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>pulp fiction on tv

leave chasing for another day
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>>64600801
Has Trouville gone into administration yet?
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How did USC not blow out Wisconsin again?
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>>64600911
have you seen the hatefull eight? Really good imo, classic tarantino dialogue
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>>64600888

Plenty in the cricket

Melbourne Stars over Melbourne Renegades @ 1.80

South Africa over England @ 2.50 ONLY if they bat first
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>>64600968
>le shit taste in women man
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>Iowa fans paid 5000 (FIVE THOUSAND) bucks to come watch this game

pmsl
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>>64600968
I think what you meant to say is how did UCLA lose to Nebraska
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>>64600981
Got it downloaded but haven't got round to watching. Was really indifferent towards Django so hoping for something decent this time around
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>>64601023
>Kevin Johio Lucas Rehn Eires (born 12 July 1995), better known by his stage name Yohio (stylized in upper-case as YOHIO), is a Swedish singer and songwriter. He is best known for his performances as Yohio, wearing a lolita dress in previous years, with an androgynous appearance on stage

>This is a 10/10 in Sweden
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>>64600968
Hideous. Wouldn't even let her suck me off
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>>64601094
she looks like a final fantasy character
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is o71 in the rebels game shoe-in of the year?
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Stanford is going to come out aggressive as fuck on offense.But I also couldn't imagine a world where Iowa didn't even get a fucking FG in the first half. Torn.
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>>64599765
rude
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Kinda like o 11.5 3rd quarter a lot
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>tfw you make a ham sandwich and a pastrami sandwich and don't know which one to eat first
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>>64601228
would let her like my arse after a sloppy shit
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>>64601329
pastrami t b h
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>>64601368
Isn't it better to save the best for last?
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>>64601094
aBDO darts tomorrow

Jim William to beat O'Shea 1.91 - O'Shea has lost it now, Williams has had a year very similar the one Chisnall had the year he got to the final. When i was at the Malta Open two different people who play the full tour told me he is class, was on him outright at 100/1 a while ago but that is gone now. (Medium)

Dennis Harbour +1.5 sets 1.83 - This is a little bit more risky for me but Harbour is very experienced now and has been in top form reaching the final of the Isle of Man open and Scottish Open which are two of the hardest tour events. He beat Durrant in both and he is short price favourite to win the title. He throws very slowly which will disrupt Fitton imo. (Small/Medium)

Lisa Ashton to win Womens outright at 7/4+ - Frankly this is at absolute best a 50/50 shot which would make it huge value. She has one competitor in Sherrock really but her throw has changed apparently and she is not doing as well as last year. Issue is games are all best of 3 sets but in reality this is a 10/11 shot or lower (Medium/Large)
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>>64601468
Women's darts exists?

Do they televise it like they do with the mens?
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>>64601425
>Isn't it better to save the best for last?
torn. can't lose here m8
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>>64601503
Yeah lel will be on bbc1 in the afternoon.
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>>64601468
That Russian female not playing?
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Is MemeCaffrey going to do anything in the NFL? I feel like he has a ton of potential as some sort of offensive weapon but could easily bust in the wrong system. I hate the pats but I would love to see what Belichick could do with him.
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how often do other degens slam on literally anything ≈ 1.80 when chasing? and what's their record
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>>64601743
Will become a fancier Woodhead I reckon. Just doesn't have the speed to be as elite in the NFL as he is in college. He's a BIG BOY though so don't think the physicality will be an issue.
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>the city of Iowa trying to understand stanford defensive fronts
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>>64601834
Line betting usually, probably around 60% win ratio for me
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MAKE 1 FUCKING PLAY OMG
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smacking miami/dallas unders as soon as line moves to 200 or more
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What is THE Nba bet?
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>>64602092
Lakers lad, Kobe is out #VALUE
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Reminder if you placed a bet today you're not shrewd.
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>>64602255
>Not SMASHING early virgin click value
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>>64602255
I didn't place A bet
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How is tomorrow's skedge looking lads?
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>>64602425
world if you've seen it
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>>64602468

just having a look through now desu

>tfw you know there will be value in the brazil u20 cup but theres too many games to look at
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>>64602468

wtb
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tfw no trotting tips
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>>64602468
HK slags?
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>>64602494

Leicester @2
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>>64602522
Race 6
Bet Pray Love
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>Iowa scores a TD
>misses the extra point
Top. Fucking. Kek.
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>>64602618
>yfw they just kick one more fg and the game ends 41-9 and ruins your overs
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>he isnt on stoke 0 asian at 1.9
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Anyone backing Man Utd @ 1.55 is an absolute danger.

>>64602705
Was just thinking this was a mainstream large. Not a mainstream special, but large at least.

>>64602607
Cheers mate. On it large
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>>64602737

http://smyrfa.blogabet.com/11092101/Manchester%20United%20FC%20-%20Swansea%20City

>th-theyre due! lump on!
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>>64602781
lel seeing this inspired my post. What a madman
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>>64602662
Ya I don't think the overs is happening
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>>64602823
my apologies, at least some other ameriburger in this thread is losing with you
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I hate the transfer window. We've created a nation of fans who think the only way to put things right at any club is to buy new players.
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>>64602856
Though he's correct, he's stealing that assertion from Gary Neville.
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>>64602849
N-never in doubt
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So how legit are those links for betting for Americans? I've always wanted to play around with it, but I also don't want to get fucked out of my money if I want to withdraw it or somehow win.
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knicks look like hot garbage
>>
lekhwiya sw free money lids
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>>64602963
Bovada works fine for me.
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>>64602963
bovada, 5 dimes, bodog are fine

state laws may vary
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Lester still at 1.90 at home
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>>64602823
>he didn't get on o59.5
but also I'm going to lose in o62.5
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boom
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>>64603136
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>>64603136
lotto shite zzzz
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>>64603008
>>64603014
Cool, thanks.

Also, FUCK THE GODDAMN STREET SIGNS/NUMBERS/NAMES CAPTCHAS
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>>64603136
>Not tipping your numbers
Aftertiming cunt
>>
Fumble thank the lawd u21 total safe
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Can't see that Magic backer being happy that they're getting torn apart by Kris Humphries
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Novitzki having an off day Dallas a shit
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what do you know of indian football
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>>64602737
Definitely a mainstream special.
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>>64603545
>backing nba teams that play on new years day
>IN MIAMI
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Hornets SW @ 1.90 unreal value day soo
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>>64603595
well, lesson learned.

Guess that explains why somebody was betting the under in that game
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>>64603616
raps are good in the 4th quarter pham
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who else is sweating for ole piss to come through on new year's day?
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>that North Texas cover after being down 15 at halftime
Neat
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>>64603554
okay maybe im just making a fool of myself but from the "research" i could do, it seems saigocar fc loaned out their best goalscorer duffy last season to another team, and havent brought in anyone special to replace him,seems to be based on the last meeting where bengaluru won 3-1, where duffy scored the only goal. Im thinking bengaluru should easily cover -1.5

feel free to tell me why this is stupid, im genuinely trying to stop being a mug
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>>64603811
also dont put any significant money on this i possibly have no fucking idea what im doing
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>>64603727
>betting that much on inconsistent bowl games
I pray for you lad
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>>64603872
i'm (trying to) following the rex grossman style of life
feel p confident after watching ole miss' last drive down the field quickly
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>>64603727
>not risking 3 figures on all bowl games
YGSIU
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>>64603970
I woke up late although should've put it on spreads both times baka
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kisscam makes me sad /bet/

>tfwnogf

atleast I have winnings, right?
>>
>>64603811

>match is in 8 days
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>>64603616
>>64603680
they came back!
LEL
E
L
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>swag kelly dragons coming this early
time to pack it up and go warm up my feet
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>Stanford game mostly a disaster on lotto quarter bets
>win it all back on NBA in play lotto bets
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>>64603811
Bengaluru lost 3 good goalscorerers themselves, Singh, Rooney and Chhetri.
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Ole piss absolute sums
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>>64604607
>Rooney
Imagined an indian-looking Rooney and had to call my mom through skype to let her know
>>
Mainstream SPECIAL tomoz.
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>all the favorites are going to cover today
What a world we live in
>>
Ole miss game under 74.5 if it's still that high
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no idea why fulham is the same price as chef wednesday, is it just because of the new manager?
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>>64604723
>tfw just going on ML for every single one would be +500
>>
I feel as if Leicester DC is better than Leicester SW, even though it's 1.9-2

But don't trust me on this, I've only bet once on the premier league, won, and am never betting again until I become shrewder. Gotta take care of that 100% accuracy
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>>64605030

>getting shrewder
>then start to bet on the premier league

Isn't it the opposite order?
>>
>>64605079
not if you're an absolute JUDGE
>>
>That Ole Miss TD

Just another meme play on a meme day.
>>
>>64605132

Is Mackers on Leicester DC or SW?
>>
ewing theory probably going to crush PHI bets family
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>>64605562
its not ewing theory, its finally have a point guard that isnt completly incompetent theory
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>>64605628
just realized you meant lakers, as selfish as kobe is hes the only guy on that team that can go out and get buckets, they will play worse without him
>>
Over 52.0 in the 2nd quarter. both sides have had a shocking first and will get to it easily after a talking to.
>>
>lakers girls
>covering their midriffs

why even bother.
>>
Might want to throw a fiver on Sweden to win the world Junior Hockey. They have a riduliculosuly tough road to the gold medal game but they're still the best team in the tournament imo.
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>that announcer talking shit about the sideline reporters alma mater
Savage
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>>64604586
>lose badly on NHL today
>make it back on 2 random basketball spreads

That OC is never more appropriate than now
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>>64606014
i might have to move in with you or meta for a while m8
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>>64606014
where does one bet on this because im having trouble finding it on bet365
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>>64606197
scroll down to u20 world championships
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>>64606197
>mfw I just made the bet on the WHC and not the WJC
I don't know where you can find the proper bet but if you can, throw shekels on Sweden

>>64606171
I'll have to make room on my cement floor for you
>>
>o69
JUST
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>>64606469
Need some North Carolina rush defence like air
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Slovakia? Whats the bet for this aussie youth?
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>>64606528
need an rball judge like my blood cells need more hemoglobin
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>>64606558

Adelaide +0.5
Newcaslte +0.5 from 1-0
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>>64606576
>betting on poocastle
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this laker/sixer game is so fucking bad, literally isoball every fucking possession, utterly incensed i didnt go large on unders at the start
>>
>>64606640
wish I had gone larger as well
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>>64606640
went large on lelkers >>64602219


trading out to get off this wild ride, The sixers bench is fucking embarrassing tho.
>>
nice. got on under 70.5 and over 67.5 in the mississippi game.
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Czechs have been impressive so far and USA been doing well albeit a bit bipolar so a bit of a swerve game except the -1.5 USA is appealing right now and odds will only get worse. Over 5.5 isnt great odds and over 6 screams push or loss to me. All in all a bit of a swerve game but I'm getting over 5.5 and 1.5 USA

Finland ML isn't even value so definitely throw shekels on Canada ML. The over 5.5 is shit but I'd be surprised if it didn't come in so maybe over 6 or 6.5. Over 1.5 1st period total as well.

Not much value on Sweden tomorrow but I'll be getting on o6.5 and -3.5. Will be following closely in play for period overs. Would get on 1st period o2.5 and reback it in the 2nd if it doesn't come in.

Swizz -1.5 vs Belarus

Russia -4.5 seems ridiculous even against Denmark so the game is o6.5 and check for period totals as the game goes

Just my thoughts.
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Melbourne City and over2.5 in the brisbane/perth game tonight.
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>>64606745

#ON
>>
Smashing the Renegades to start tonight $2.15 they already beat the stars earlier in the tourney, Think they win but this will be close and likely trading throughout.

>>64606745
Think this could be an over 3.5 night desu, can't see how the roar don't get feast.
>>
as soon as I go big on unders lelkers learn how to score baskets. fucks sake.
>>
easy running e/w familia
>>
philly game is gonna be sweaty
>>
>nearly lost my bankroll
>wont be able to deposit because I had to cancel my debit card that I lost

DESPERATION
>>
lakers HOME
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>>64606894
off to your local?
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>>64606940

got the aussie soccer bets tonight. and then the rest on Lakers by 3 or more in the 4th to give me a couple pennies, which looks good. After that, I may have to take a break if it's gone.
>>
Anyone watching the ucla-dubs college bball game now? Will this ucla offense over recover?
>>
>>64606940

but im not going outside. no thanks.
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>>64606988
>not paying a personal shopper to go put your addicts bets on and pick up some food on the way
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>>64607006

I just get pizza delivered and slide the money under the door. Also get them to write a joke on the box so I can tell my mum that my friend told me a new joke.
>>
>>64597665
>>64598730
>>64597665
>>64598730
>>ameriberts
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>>64607023
>I just get pizza delivered and slide the money under the door. Also get them to write a joke on the box so I can tell my mum that my friend told me a new joke.
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>>64607051
>basketball games are only four quarters long
Wish this meme would die
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Perth Cup is on in a little over 3 Hours. Get on number 11 in race 8 at Ascot. Jockey is a star, 2 races into the days program and already rode a winner.
>>
everyones been researching sao paulo youth cup games for tomorrow right?
>>
>>64607137

Gonna ask my friend who speaks Portuguese to see if she can find me some info.
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>>64607104

got on bedamijo E/W. sorry lid.
>>
Dominos/Eagle Boys/Pizza Hut/a local ???

>>64607088

>they should change the rules so I can lose after an even longer amount of time
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>>64607191
Crust
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>>64607191
local shop generally as it's best quality
Dominoes for speed and cheaper
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>>64607200

didnt know if they delivered here. Apparently I am able. So crust it is.
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>>64607191
>wasting money on pizza

i could buy a sack of potatos and a few kilos of oatmeal for that money
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>>64607217

went to my local's site. aren't open til the 4th the cunts.
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>>64607154
>some toronto hue on twitter asking betfair about an unlisted game

WHAT DOES HE KNOW
>>
>american site misprices college bball game
>closes line and won't reopen and now it's OT
JUST
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>>64606716
>Over 1.5 1st period total as well

this tbqhwyf

canada will be flying out of the gate and will either net a couple or concede a couple
>>
cheeky addict bet on u159.5 in the jap bj league, neither team is drawing fouls
>>
pizza on its way lids. Got dominos because Crust wouldn't let me pay cash when it got here and my local is closed. Time for chasing losses with soccer and subpar pizza. Livin' the dream.
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>>64607414
you better post pics tbqh also include the joke the delivery guy wrote for you
>>
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pleb driver tbqhfam
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>>64607427
>Panther
>hammad
>>
FUCK this fucking faggot white boy on ucla. Hits 3 to send game into ot, then hits another 3 to send it into 2ot. They're prolly gonna win now too ffs
>>
>>64607427
what a time to be alive
>>
>>64607191
Would rather they shorten the game so I can lose quicker and be through with it
>>
Who ya got on for la liga and epl tomorrow lids
>>
>>64607469
stoke 0 asian is THE bet for tomorrow honky
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>dubs university gives up back two back 3 pointers that brings the game into OT and double OT
>now has 5 point lead from a guy named andrew andrews
j-just run out the clock and let me have this one huskies
>>
a league roar game 8 corners 20 minutes
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>>64607511
on u17 match total

cheers
>>
>>64607545
365 won't let me get on
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apehoop unders came in, cant believe it took 5 minutes before the first foul in the 4th quarter, need to score some meth and look up as much jap basketball as i can asap
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>college basketball
>back and forth lead changes
>luck out a win today
I guess I am an addict, time to go shower in ice water to reflect upon my blessings
>>
>>64607494
Thank you based washington
>>
sure is comfy in here
>>
could use some goals in my air
>>
>>64607545

tears
>>
need these roo cunts to chill the fuck out with the corners to be honest
>>
>>64607671

>tfw on over 18

>11 corners
>no goals

fuck you brisbane you 2nd rate city
>>
just ate a large pizza. 4 churros and 1 pack of the pancakes. I'm way too fat /sp/.
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>>64607730
pancakes from dominos?
>>
Mobis Phoenix tbqh
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>>64607752

https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-dessert

yeah bro. way too much butter though. They aren't great.
>>
why is melbourne city the only reliable team int he a league /bet/?
>>
this chick is from new zealand and is the only researcher in the world to dive in and swim with killer whales. Seems mighty -ev to me. Have any of the zealanders here hear of her?
>>
osaka by 3 or more
>>
good lids

>>64607892

NZers are only on /bet/ for Union because it's all they're good at.
>>
>>64607892
Who?

BASED BRISBANE
>>
>>64607924
File name. She actually does really interesting research, orca are fucking crazy smart. I'm pretty sure she would fuck an orca if she could. Watching a documentary on netflix
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need corners AND/OR goals like AIR WITH 20% OXYGEN
>>
not a fan of the Melbourne Line up they put out. So i simmed the game exactly and got Sydney 3-1 winners

Will be getting on Sydney to win and Sydney 3-1 lads.
>>
>>64607974

sydney are scrubs. I expect melb to go atleast 4.
>>
Hello where my corners at
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2 2 2 2 2 22 2 2 2 22 2
>>64607991
I simmed it m8, Sydney clear winners
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up UNREAL.
>>
Pls no goals pls corners
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fuck yes. 1 more goal. 5 ;_; more corners

>>64608011
topkek m8o
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>>64607898
>all this free money on jap apehoop
>asian guards in charge of hitting wide open 3s
>jap teams are literally too polite to even strategically foul
>>
>people not getting on Brissy when Henrique came on
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>>64608053
>not taking o1.5 @ 1.75 at HT
G I F T
>>
OVERS GOT!

now just 4 more corners for ALL my bets.
>>
UP HUGE but There's another goal still in this

3-1 Brisbane win
>>
what's the bet on slags australialads
>>
>>64608199

canberra by tons.
>>
Can somebody explain the purpose of having like 5+ bookies

Is it just to take advantage of the best odds offered for markets you were going to bet on anyway

Or is it something else
>>
>>64608299
Sign up bonuses, various markets
>>
>>64608299
some books dont carry certain games, arb opportunities, and sometimes better prices
>>
2 more corners pls
>>
>>64608312

>arb opportunities

What?
>>
no more corners pls
>>
Based Jamie Young
>>
want death, thank allah for jap basketball

>>64608330
look up arbitrage betting, cba for full explanation
>>
>19 corners

fuck yes lids. I'm not bankrupt!!!
>>
>>64608364
No worries pham
>>
>>64608375
not really that relevant because its very rare and you need a huge bankroll to profit decently and you would get limited quickly

a 365, betfair and maybe will hill is all you need
>>
>tfw finally profiting for the day with a few pending bets still

Thank you Based Brisbane. Sorry for calling you a 2nd rate city. You cunts just paid for my pizza and pulled me out of a slump.
>>
West Ham DnB
Leicester SW
Stoke DnB
Crystal Palace DnB
>>
>>64608435

>DNB

grow some balls cunt
>>
need stream of this korean apehoop game, mobis scored 9 points in 3rd quarter, have to get on +23.5 out of principal
>>
>>64608454
backed +26.5 hard desu
>>
>>64608469
just topped up on +26

shaking

no possible way they get dominated that hard in the 4th, whatever lineup did that damage is gonna rest for a decent part of the 4th
>>
>>64607796
I rekon there fukn top notch m8, the buttery flavour is the best.
>>
wish our slag soccer was televised.

>>64608483
>>64608469
>>64608454

Mobis are coming first. Should come back a bit. Good luck.
>>
need mobis defense like b12 in my bloodstream
>>
Mobis pls
>>
>>64608551
>seoul on 4 fouls already

i can taste their sweat from here
>>
>>64608568
I believe in us Canadabro
>>
>>64608568
>>64608576

got on at +23.5. Lets go Mobis.
>>
>>64608568
Sold bet at 90%, too much sweat
>>
Got on over 6 corners in slag soccer. I am on a streak lids.
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Need 2 more slag corners than british people need fake teeth
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>>64608627
>More than**
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>too late to cash out on Mobis
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>missing free throws
>that FT %

want north korean invasion fucking yesterday
>>
>>64608653
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DOES HE MISS A DRIVE LIKE THAT I AM SO ACTUALLY UPSET HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED CHINKS
>>
>3 points

PRAISE THE GODS OF KOREA!
>>
Thank you based Canada. Going to celebrate with some bagged milk.
>>
THANK YOU BASED 3 POINTER

fuck that was too sweaty, in retrospect should have waited for the first few possessions of the 4th but got too greedy

>shooting 63% on FTs as a team

absolutely grounds for nukes
>>
the fuck happened to melb? why are they out to $3.20?
>>
>Taipans home ground
disgusting.
>>
>>64608707
I'm retarded thought it was x@y
>>
Anyone else on taipan +1.5 q2? looking solid
>>
>>64608736

im on neither to [email protected]. Both these teams suck.
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Seahawks +7 is a large for me - get on medium at least. They're 15.2% better in weighted DVOA (which makes them a true pick em or maybe +1 on the road). Kam Chancellor should be back and will allow the defense to move back to its normal configeration. A bad loss to the Rams (>our kryptonite) and an Arizona beat down of a weak GB team are being overplayed. Seattle doesn't lose by more than a TD. I think it's happened like 4 times MAX in the 4 year Wilson/Carroll era. It just doesn't happen.

The chance of the Rams recovering all 4 fumbles it put on the ground was literally less than 4% that loss is a fluke. Seattle is going to fucking bring it. And yeah, I'm a Homer but it be been right about 75% of the time calling seattle games.
>>
>The chance of the Rams recovering all 4 fumbles it put on the ground was literally less than 4% that loss is a fluke.
>chance of the Rams recovering all 4 fumbles it put on the ground was literally less than 4%

Triggered.
>>
>>64608754
first points after 2 and half min lmao
>>
>>64608815
Glad i took ur bet senpai
>>
>>64608815

could have got out at over triple before the 3pointer. Hopefully Cairns get better defense.

anyone got a stream?
>>
>>64608785
You had me all the way till you admitted you were a cucks fan

Fucking dropped

Cards large
>>
>>64608736
btfo
>>
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>>64608812
the reason I knew how to figure out the odds on that college game was because I looked for the data because of that fucking Rasm game.

http://www.footballperspective.com/the-definitive-analysis-of-offensive-fumbles/

good read if you're interested.
>>
fucking cairns. defend cunts.
>>
looking up this next korean game, i think incheon dont even have a center over 6'6, their starter is 6'5

KCCs best player is an american PF averaging 22 ppg

not betting anything yet but need stream like AIR
>>
19-4 run in 7 mins in the 2nd quarter. Fucking Cairns.
>>
>>64608847
>You had me all the way till you admitted you were a cucks fan
Seacucks are the only NFL team I consistently profit on t b h. Best priced league in the world.
>>
>CAINRS
>>
first half line is -8.5. Get on Sydney.
>>
asian manlets literally cannot stop the american BBC without fouling, praying for a second quarter comeback so i can reback a manageable line
>>
>>64608931
on KCC -4.5
>>
Anyone got insight on the u19 game
>>
>>64593091
Gooz, what is THE ufc bet
>>
>tfw literally 53c up since the start of 2016
>>
havent been watching. how has Sydney FC been?
>>
>addict bets on basketball
fellas don't fall to the dark side, I lost 85% of my bank betting on slag over/unders
>>
>>64609055
in profits for tonight luis,

>slags

absolute tears, what are the FT %s
>>
>>64609045
they've got Melbourne right where they want them
>>
>>64609070
when I didn't bet matches ended like 65-55

when I did bet they had 90% FT, over 140 totals

the only reliable league are greek slags. wish I could find their matches more often
>>
need a fourth first half goal in the jewish kids game like AIR
>>
>>64609088
im gonna be looking into more asian basketball but need resources for current injury news and teamsheets

i can see a lot of chances for decent profits

literally watched a jap game earlier where a team didnt even burn through team fouls in the 4th quarter took over 5 minutes for the first in the entire quarter
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>>64609104
>literally watched a jap game earlier where a team didnt even burn through team fouls in the 4th quarter took over 5 minutes for the first in the entire quarter
never change japan
>>
>>64609104
eurobasket/asia-basket/latinbasket and so besides having a database has lots of match reports and league news, maybe you'll find something

when I did that I tried to aim for extremely shady matches, so they didn't have any news or reports I could benefit from though
>>
woke up literally FUMING

after getting an e-mail from skrill 2 days ago saying they have received the documents they asked from me and are forwarding the case to the senior team, they sent me another e-mail today saying they closed my case because i haven't sent the docs

what in the actual fuck, need a team of lawyers like A I R, feel like i'm getting swept under the rug by da big corporations
>>
I'm sure you'll be executed by some Spetz shit if you dig deeper friend
>>
REPORTER LADY ON KCC GAME SO QT HOLY FUCK
>>
>>64609169
need screen caps like AIR
>>
>>64609137

read terrible horror stories about skrill customer service

>>64609134
yeah using asia basket now, nothing on twitter and they dont update their facebook regularly
>>
>>64609169
STREAM PLEASE dont toy with me like this, is there a tall black forward on the floor for incheon right now
>>
>>64609098
>it's a "stop scoring once I back overs" episode.
zzzzzz
>>
>>64609183
>>64609174
She was on inbetween quarters, I'm sure she'll be back. Also yes tall nigger is on
>>
>>64609175
another think that helps is looking at the official site's statistics, and watching the resume graphic of points

this way you'll know if a team commonly either bounces back or gets btfo after certain point difference
>>
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>>64609197

fug, he only plays 20 minutes a game, praying his 36 year old knees start to ache soon

how are you watching it
>>
>>64609213
Stream is up on 365
>>
>>64609226
wtf im not getting it on my 365

finna ready to hurl abuse at the customer service shill i get matched with
>>
>>64609239
Do it senpai
also this aint her but she also cute
>>
What's the bet chaps?
>>
LARGE BACKING ON -1.5 KCC 3RD QUARTER
>>
Tfw the qt reporter isn't on and it's some other chink reporter ;_;
>>
>>64609175
had a distorted image of skrill, the functionality of over the 2 years coupled with the nice design they have clouded my mind

can imagine in about a week or two after more tip-toeing and contradictory e-mails they're gonna be like ''nope, we can't retrieve your stolen money now, should have contacted us sooner LOL''

some of you are alright, will make sure to warn you to stay out of whatever part of london their main office is in if that happens
>>
>>64609276
be an hero for us all
>>
>>64609276
Called Skrill CS once. Phone was answered by some Serbian kid. Nice lad tbqh.
>>
>>64609368
lel, mine was an indigenous british qt

semi-large on hapeol tel aviv HT @2.50, look motivated enough to bounce back
>>
KCC pls

Lads i'm thinking of a cheeky five fold with
Livershit
arselel
Leicester
Saints
stoke
x33~~
What u think boys? Free money innit
>>
hello lads - what would you recommend my stake sizes (small, medium, large) to be as a percentage of my $2000 current bankroll?

thanks in advance
>>
>>64609436
10/20/30 ;^)

(real tho like 2/4/8 ur bankroll is not that big)
>>
>>64609424
that alpha bangura dude doing work, hopefully they are burning him out right now in the 3rd, still cant find stream

stoke 0 asian is the bet

also thinking of backing sheffied wednesday 0 asian or DNB, cant understand how they are the same price as fulham, cant just be the new manager hype.
>>
>>64609436
I use roughly 1% small 2% medium 3% large 5%special but my roll isn't as big so I'm more aggressive. Probably 0.5, 1, and 2% if you want to be more conservative. If you're a successful gambler and win at least ~55% of the time probability says you won't bankrupt yourself on a bad run betting 2% or less
>>
>>64609450
Wednesday have had poor away form, and haven't performed well against other top half sides. Dunno about fulham but that new manager hype + home advantage has got to be worth something, also they play each other again in about a weeks time for the FA cup 3rd round
>>
15% bankroll on KCC -1.5 fourth quarter pls god
>>
>incheon in charge of sensible time out management

also denmark please tell me that tall black american forward is on the bench now
>>
>shitney
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>64609527
Big nigger is benched but KCC are TAKING THE FUCKING PISS WITH THEIR DEFENSE
>>
>>64609442
>>64609462
thanks lads. leaning towards America's advice as I am fairly conservative - just want to make enough profit for beer money :^)
>>
>>64609539
>that 3 pointer

want death 2bh, at least they wont have timeouts for a final push at the end
>>
>>64609544
Also don't yolobet like I'm doing here >>64609523
That is how u lose all ur money
>>
>>64609552
Big nigger from KCC on bench but huge gook on now
tybKCC
>>
>>64609556
as long as KCC keep them at bay untill they are in the bonus and incheon run out of time outs you're fine

would not recommend betting quarters like that unless you really know the lineups

need to find gametime distribution stats for chink basketball like OXYGEN
>>
NEED KCC POINTS LIKE HEMAGLOBIN
>>
why are you lads addictbetting chink basketball when you can addictbet jew football???
>>
>>64609604
Too many times have the jews fooled me
>>
HUP
>>
>>64609604
im addict betting because i got on -4.5 when the line was double that and incheons best scorer is a 36 year old american playing 20 minutes a game, and starting center thats barely 6'7.

>incheon already burned through team fouls

that other ameriburger on KCC better start attacking the paint like bill cosby at a comatose womens convention
>>
>>64609635
T-the o-other nigger is a-also sitting out r-right n-now
>>
>>64609635
Elephant nigger is on KCC nigger is not atm
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>>64609649
at least incheon just burned through their last time out with 4 minutes left

>the absolute state of this coach
>>
>>64609657
THE NIGGER AND THE GIANT GOOK IS ON NOW KCC GET IN
>>
What u think of no one to 20 in the SAMURAIZ - KINGS game senpai
>>
make a new thread you dopes

anyone betting on west ham win @ 3.80

definitely tempted
>>
darn jews did it again
>>
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>>64609657
>at least incheon just burned through their last time out with 4 minutes left
>last timeout
>4 minutes left

I wish I could bet on this so badly. I can't stop laughing at this shit.
>>
>>64609686
printing money
>>
>>64609684
havent looked into the game so cant really give any decent advice pham
>>
THE GIANT GOOK HAS OVERTHROWN 4 FREE THROWS WHAT IS GOING ON YOU'RE AS TALL AS THE FUCKING BIN
>>
>>64609711
>18 points from FTs
>66% FT shooting as a team

fucking seething, almost glad i cant watch it
>>
KCC still only at 3 team fouls will absolutely fucking shit myself if these cunts just play their "defence" and let them shoot on consecutive possessions
>>
Need Okinawa vs Kanazaw stream like air
>>
>>64609747
hello how does this MONSTER http://basketball.asia-basket.com/player/Seung-Jin_Ha/South-Korea/KCC_Egis/56765 MISS 6 FTS IN A ROW
>>
>>64609686
I bet on them yesterday at 3.40
>>
Well im committing suicide.
>>
leicester bournemouth draw is set in stone
>>
Can't stand watching these basketball streams and see all the cheerleaders gfs from across the world
>>
>>64609766
fug sorry about your 4th quarter bet danebro, cannot believe how incompetent gook apehoop actually is, KCC still had a team foul to give on that last incheon possession and FT% literally dropped almost 10% in a single quarter
>>
>>64609796
That captain gook actually just killed me, he looks so fucking dumb too. WOW

(rebacked +2.5 but i am so deep in losses overall on that game)
>>
>>64609813
i would avoid any quarter bets unless you really know who is on the floor, ill try and look up more games for tomorrow night if there are any on schedule
>>
>>64609845
Ik senpai, Had a great feeling about it, and then >KCC

also the Incheon coach is a fucking mongoloid who does that shit lmao
>>
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here is my muggy accy of the week. deride it as you will.
>>
>>64609869
why even put teams in like arsenal at 1.28

arguably even united at 1.53
>>
>>64609887
MUG
>>
>>64609887
cos it's not supposed to be about value - it's about what i think the outcome will be for each game and then putting it in an accy :^)
>>
need to go sleep

see you lads later tonight, d-dont win too much without me
>>
>>64609919
but youre just improving your chances of the acca failing without improving your potential profit significantly

dont see the point
>>
>>64609940
It's muggy m8
>>
>>64609940
Because it's LITERALLY >free money.
>>
>>64609869
swansea dont lose to united
>>
>>64609968
then go select ten teams who are 1.28 to win, theyre all bound to win right?

>>64609958
its pointless

go select 5 teams who are ~1.80 / 2.00 to win/draw if you want a silly acca
>>
>>64609995
For people who bet for fun or whatever and not for actual profits (read: retards) it's fun i reckon. Don't mug myself
>>
>>64609970
perhaps not. Though surely Manure are >due.
:^)
>>
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>>64610004
>>64610004
>>64610004
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>>64610001
>not mugging up your 365 with accy's with insignificant stakes
why lad
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HUP
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