>David DeGayer >Is actually straight

>Roy Keane
>Is actually pessimistic

He ain't tho

>United States of America
>Whole country is divided

>Eden Hazard
>Is actually very safe and rarely has accidents

>>64544234
>samefags his shit thread
>thinks pessimistic is the opposite of keen

Sounds like they let you off the spastic bus too soon

>Lionel Messi
>Is very neat and tidy

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>>64544292
>Posts in thread
>Doesn't follow the correct format

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>>64544236

>>64544292
A in A Level English lad, think I know what I'm talking about.

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>kanu
>can't stay above water

>Emmanuel Adebayor
>They can't sell him

>>64545584

Clever m8

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>Eden Hazard
>Isn't actually dangerous

>Thomas Foket
> actually dedicated and doesn't quit

>Memphis Depay
>Not worth shit

>messi
>is actually well kept

>>64546936
>well kept
>with those tattoos, ugly teeth and scruffy hair

nigga nah

>>64546548
look at dat bundaa fämalam

>>64544429
>Dating models instead of cute random girls

>Robbie Fowler
>Plays up front and barely tackles anyone

>>64546936
>>64546994
>kept
>not kempt

>>64544279
that whole team is an accident