>yfw, the Colts make the playoffs

I swear to god if the Colts make the playoffs, I will perform a degenerate sexual act and post it on 4chan. You guys can pick what I will do.

>>64529760

Hold hands with someone.

>Here's the full rundown of results that the Colts will be hoping for:

>Broncos beat the Bengals
>Colts beat the Titans
>Steelers beat the Browns
>Broncos beat the Chargers
>Falcons beat the Saints
>Bills beat the Jets
>Jaguars beat the Texans
>Dolphins beat the Patriots
>Ravens beat the Bengals
>Raiders beat the Chiefs

One down, nine to go

>>64529809

>Colts beat the Titans

Most likely will happen.

>Steelers beat the Browns

Will absolutely happen.

>Broncos beat the Chargers

Happening unless Rivers goes full autist.

>Falcons beat the Saints

Falcons have used up their luck for the season.

>Bills beat the Jets

I don't think the Jets will win. Rex is going to fuck over the Jets for years to come.

>Jaguars beat the Texans

Good chance of happening. Bortles is looking like a monster.

>Dolphins beat the Patriots

LOL

>Ravens beat the Bengals

If they can beat the Steelers, Bengals won't be much of a challenge.

>Raiders beat the Chiefs

Yeah, this ain't happening.

>>64529769
Holy fuck dude
You need some serious mental help you sick pervert

>>64529760
insert, and then, force a hermit crab out of your anus

>>64529860
>chiefs barely squeezing past the shittiest team in the league this week
>unlikely they will get upset by the raiders

>>64529997

shut the fuck up im masturbating.

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>>64529997
both tamba and houston are out
the OL is ded


but on the bright side albert wilson is getting more touches, and conley's been real special in the special teams but i think he's a secret weapon. I really think the reason why Conley has been relatively quiet on offense is because he is being preserved for the playoffs. We know with Jamaal out we lose that one touch kill player. Conley's next guy up. book it.

theres no fucking way the dolphins beat the patriots

the pats could sit all their starters and they would still blow out the shitty ass dolphins

>>64529860

The Texans have DeAndre Hopkins and Jacksonville may have the single worst secondary in the league.

Half the reason Bortles has put up franchise records in passing and TDs is because their defense can't stop anyone beyond the defensive line.

>>64529760
kiss a homosexual on his lips.

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http://espn.go.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/112883/colts-chances-of-making-playoffs-only-about-3300-to-1

>mfw, reading this

Of course, the odds are a little bit better after today's result. But still.

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>>64529690
MY FACE LUCKBOI

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Red Raidnigger, standing by.

Leave the chefs to us.