Man Utd vs Chelsea match thread 2

Fucking hell why are Chelsea so passive

1st

Post MOTM

>manchester united v chelsea
>it's actually been a good game

?????

>ar6nil

8th for feet

TROLLPOST BEST POST

>lelsea

>neverton

WHY IS THIS MATCH SO EXCITING LA? IS IT BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN TWO FORMER GIANTS OR WHAT?

>Poocastle

Kill yourself Willian

>Shitmalling in charge of passing

>world class

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Nth for post cute foxes

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

WHY IS MAN UTD PLAYING DECENTLY SO FAR?

why the fuck are all those fans bald

ellie for POTT (poster of the thread)
cause she a cute. where do i send the martial kit i bought u?

every shot of the crowd is brown people

Can Willian do anything other than score the odd free kick?

>>64512487
stop doing this you're making me think they've conceded

>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11
>jews did 9/11
jews did 9/11

>>64512481
they think they are leading and parking the bus
>>64512500
its a relegation battle

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GO GO GO

>>64512483
The Post

Why do the meme players always try and get a name for themselves off us. >Chicharito
>Borini
>Martial

I-i-im actually enjoying this game

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who #TLFgang here

Shit, I just heard United fans singing.

>>64512503
that kid is the future

Daily reminder >we sacked the best manager in the clubs history because of these fucking players

>>64512500
>le gotta save my job man vs >le gotta make it look like it mouyes fault and we're not shit team

>0 fouls

>>64512506
>Shitmalling

You can do better than that

>>64512522
Run up and down the field a lot.

>guuyes

who /lester/ here

Don't know whether to order a pizza or just eat some bread desu

>>64512531
oh shit senpai

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>>64512531
Check my 9

>>64512483
Ed Woodwork

>>64512544
(>we) also sacked Mourinho because of these players.

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wtf

who are united playing in the CL lads

>>64512531
1

>>64512508
nowadays manure squad is depressing

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>>64512531
2 get

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>>64512509
Saw this out my window the other day.

Rooney lacks any kind of dynamism with his back to goal. If a midfielder plays a pass into his feet, they're getting it straight back because Rooney isn't capable of quickly facing goal or turning a defender.

>>64512544
he picked the players

>>64512544
moyes was good but the best ever? come on

that lad Kroos Bärre is having a decent game

>>64512531
rollan

>>64512531
5 GET

>>64512531

zero please

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>>64512531

Watch me get 0

>>64512531

>sticking your dick in ginger
>ever

rollin for beard guy

>>64512539
france's youth is insane in general they'll win the WC 2018 or 22

>>64512531
rolling for 1 or 4

>>64512531
4 and 1

NO ERA NO ERA

>>64512531

5 get

>>64512531
Rolling

>>64512531
rolling for the cuck

>>64512526
Keked hard tbhfam

>>64512566
We paid more denbts 2bh family member

Who /justwannamudbathwithWazza/ here?

ERA PENAL

How bad has memepiss been?

>>64512591
based meme magic

Martial dribbling is almost like cheats

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who /a/nfield here?

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what did he do to improve his philosophy lads? Also, to united fans, should you win this match do you still want to see lvg sacked?

>>64512611
on the bench

FUCKING DIVING NIGGER FUCK OFF

>cawtwah

>Chelsea's shocking defence
>United's piss poor finishing

What a shit game.

>>64512600
finally

>>64512531
I will fuck all of them including 0

lol schweinsteiger

>scouse commentators

>>64512608

Shout /MOUYES/ so we can see where you're sitting

>Chokesteiger

>mike smalling

fucking hell this team isn't even capable of Europa league football

>>64512531
Rolan

Why was Sir Alex there?

>>64512608
>north stand
>not sitting in the stretty

>>64512621
>eli supporting liverpool and not a russian club
Not horosho desu.

>>64512531
roll

>Chelsea's shocking defence
>United's piss poor finishing

What a shit game.

>>64512624
Actually pass forward.
If LVG can get the team to play like this for the rest of the season, I say keep him till Pep is available in Summer.

>>64512531

2 get

That 23 minute United cross

>>64512531
1 git

>>64512650
ignore that, didn't read the text

>>64512647
he always is

>>64512590
>le pacy niggers team
Nah, they will do well but they won't win.

>tfw spurs fan
>want chelsea to get relegated but need utd to drop points

FUCK

>>64512608
> On your phone instead of watching the game

Why do this?

If Fergie was still in charge that would have been a penalty.

>>64512531
check my 8
(1 & 3, please)

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a4 meme

>>64512662
>neverton

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

Has there ever been a more irrelevant game?

>>64512531
rolling in the deep

martial looking like the next cr7 lads

>>64512643
*these teamss

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>my stream is spazzing out

can't both teams fucking lose?

stream?

>Rooney has been outstanding

Haha fuck off Hoddle. He can't even turn a defender.

ivanovic defending against marshall is pretty funny desu

>>64512662
fed up of seeing this every thread for the past week 2bh

>>64512531
3, 1 or 5, in that order

>>64512692
>this is the kind of person who wants mouyes

fellaini is the key to all of this

What time is laychester game on tomorrow?

30 mins - Rooney

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Someone post tht City fan tht looks like fergy need to save it

>>64512692
kek, this is the poorest attept of a poster i've ever seen

>>64512531
1 4 5

YELLOW

>>64512531
the amount of ginger in this picture is scary

>>64512531
Roll

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>>64512531

>>64512710
kek

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>>64512666
>thinking pep would go to manure
pep's going to your neighbors m8. It's all but confirmed.

Man u atmosphere is so shit you can hear Chelsea fans singing CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

>An actually exciting Chelsea match

last time this happened was in 2013 m8s

>>64512707
>rolling for the mongo
spain pls

>>64512692
Why are there so many paki football fans but pretty much no paki players?

>>64512692
>tht cheeky mouyes grin

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WHY THIS MATCH IS SO SHIT

>>64512710
Hello DJ khaled

>>64512692
he looks very lad desu

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>>64512692

>>64512711
1945 your time I believe

Is a fox a dog or a cat?

>>64512749
wut

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can we all finally admit schweinsteiger is mediocre at best?

literally has does fuck all all season and gets away with it

>>64512756
You moan at everything

>no foul for zouma

as obvious as possible
and mikel gets booked for it

>>64512531
rollz

>>64512756
Because the teams playing in it are shit.

>>64512531
Odd number

where's azar?

>>64512774
dog

MIKEL YOU LAZY CUNT USE YOUR BODY

>>64512774

An rodent.

>>64512774

rodent

>>64512756
>ManU VS Chelsea
>2015
what did you expect

>United cheating already.

>>64512760

he's right, you know.

HOLY FUCK

a rooney from 5 years ago time travelled to take his place

>>64512774
a dog

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>>64512692
mfw

FUCKING REFBALL

daily reminder that zouma has scored more goals than hazard, also
>giving rooney space
thank god for goattouis.

Courtois looks like a Jew

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT FROM ROO

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>Man United '''''''''''''''''''''''''atmosphere'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>64512786
oof

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> Bournemouth

Get relegated you bunch of fucking useless cunts

>>64512699
>stream
>look at flag
what are you playing at lad?

Zouma should just stick to acting. Star Wars is doing great.

>>64512774
You chatting shit?

WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA! WAZZA!

>>64512786
manure is like mlels for him

What the fuck are chelsea doing, close him down you retards.

>>64512786
>does fuck all all season and gets away with it
classic pigfucker, he's the very best at tricking people into thinking he's good.

Carrick was left for dead there

Is Rooney back?

What a fucking tackle.

>>64512786
>that pic
>can i talk to the manager.gif

100% there will be a red card here

>>64512836
THE
MEME
ENDS
NOW

based young

Rooney would still be good if he wasn't a clumsy fat fuck oaf

sheeeeit dat yellow is gonna completely change the game

>>64512804
>>64512806
>british education

>>64512832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs

Chelsea literally cant' defend their wide space.

MANURE WILL FUCK THIS UP

>rooney taking long shots again
FINALLY

>yellow for a 50/50

So LvG drops Rooney and now Rooney is good again?

>All these yellows

Red card before half time

>yellow for a 50/50 challenge

refereeing in this league is the absolute worst

>>64512774
Canine

>>64512832
>El Clasico in 25 days

Can´t watch the match, what am I missing lads?

>will an
>hoddle

Now that's fucking refball...

Both go in, so how is that even a clear decision

>>64512887
tactical genius m8

Is the ball covered in blood?

>>64512897
A decent game from Man Utd so far.

>>64512892
>>64512884
except Willian pulled up while Schneiderlin went in studs first

>>64512897
nothing

>>64512531
1 or 3 pls

Is this quite a good game or have I just got used to watching utter shite?

Can't tell

>>64512897
the game tbhq

>>64512531
1 is amazing

>>64512887
maybe he needs the pressure of knowing he isn't undropable

>inb4 Ramires for Willian

>0-0
>hiddink goes to manu and van laal to chelsea
>???
>league is still shit

>>64512897
Missed a pass just now

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It begins....

Glory glory man United

Glory glory man United

Glory glory man United

>>64512887
It's all part of his filosofi

>>64512906
If anything Willian had his studs up (both of em) you silly shit

>>64512856
Yeah he's finding it hard to influence the game from the bench

Another fucking assist? Come off it Ozil

Fucking Boro gonna be promoted lads. disgust.jpg

It's pronounced Meedlesburg btw

both players should have been sent off

>>64512774
Both

>>64512930
>decent tackle
United """"""fans"""""""

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>>64512786

REEEEE

Book them both or neither

Never understood why the medics wear football boots.

What, do they think they can get a cheeky goal on the way to helping Hazard through another crisis of character?

United just need a fucking goal, then they'll be firing.

I get the feeling they'll concede just as the gain a lead though...

schweni used to be so ugly

now hes a qt what happened

>this game
>premier league
>premier

>>64512955
At least Derby will bring some keks back to the leauge

>71% possession

MAN UTD WINS

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

this match is literally league 1 tier

>>64512531
roll

>>64512930
both dangerous desu

Chelsea literally not playing with a striker.

What the fuck is the point.

>>64512972
Grass is slippy lad

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>>64512946
sure thing senpai

>>64512972
so they don't do a gerrard

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What's his filosofy?

>>64512906
Both of them went in studs up Rusev, Willian just missed.

>>64512949
Shit could've sworn it was him. My mistake

>>64512903
>>64512923
>>64512943
Can't believe the fans want to sack this man

this tactic just doesn't work senpai.

yellow card: the game

>RPPNEY GETTING REKTD BY A TERRY FOSSIL

>>64512942
>Glory

It's Groly.

>>64512972
It's so they don't slip when they're running onto a wet pitch.

>>64512989
they just want to show they hate remy at this point

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>tfw no one replies to you

>>64513000
There is a tactic?

>a very manly tackle

TRIGGERED

MISOJINY

PATRYARCHY

both these teams are turds

Can Chelsea please stop diving

>>64512978
he's still ugly that's just your stockholm syndrome

If United is me playing FIFA, then this domination will continue, and then Chelsea will score cheeky goals at 45 and 90 minutes against the run of play and win.

RIP United

no one ever drops back when teams press Chelsea's defence yet they're always bemused that they have to play hoofball to manlets

>>64513013
No up(You)s on your cake day, Smelly Harbor?

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>>64512786
God, Im so horny

>>64512942
>United

It's Unted.

>>64513013

4u

>>64513013
You want some opium lad?

>>64512995
Bring on Fellaini after an hour

>>64512911
low on quality but it's actually been quite exciting to watch which is something at least

>>64513013
That's because your a dirty muslim m8

>>64513013
Here's a (you)

Why do BT have 9000 different commentators.

>Spazmonic

Careful Glenn.

>>64513013
>ctrl+f (you)
>phrase not found
;_;

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>spazmodic

wat

>>64512992
what about the other foot that did connect studs up with morgans inner thigh?

SLIPPY H

>spasmodic

Glenn pulling out the disabled slurs again

>>64512992
>can literally only see Willian's studs
>Schneiderlin studs up

Are Bulgarians good at anything?

>>64513013
>

>>64512972
Slippy G revolutionised the way medics dress ever since the "incident"

Chelsea need someone like Fellaini for a cheeky hoofball 0-1 win

>>64513013
(You)

>>64513013
Hey

>>64513010
REMY IS INJURED YOU GERRY CUNT

>>64513013
>not living in based mainland china

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>This game

You have 30 seconds to explain why Rooney isn't the greatest attacking English player since 2000, perhaps ever.

>spazza

Can both these cancerous clubs just end now? It's the only way to save football desu.

>>64513059
here ya go brit cuck

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THIS MATCH IS SO FUCKING BORING

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best league in the world

>>64513052
>3 commentators
>howard webb in the van
>tooogether aaas oooone
gimmicks

>>64513069
are you blind? Look where their leading studs are pointing. Willian pulls to the side

You can always count on Man u to up their game when playing the top 4 clubs at home.

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wew lad

>>64513016
i believe it's a 4-0-0

as in pray 4 0-0

>>64513013
>>64513059
here you go lads

>>64513085
He hasnt scored

>Got into footy 4 months ago
>Pick Chelsea as my club because I have the same birthday as Mourinho
>Chelsea immediately start losing and Mourinho gets sacked
Fucking bullshit

falling asleep

I've been out of the game a while.

Is Ashley Young still fucking shit?

SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H SLIPPY H

this will end 0-0

>chelsea
>strong at the back
not sure what games he's been watching

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is chelsea v united the el classico of the premiere league?

>>64513088
>>64513115
t-thanks (you) too

>>64513107
But how do you explain today?

>>64513112
such a girl

>>64513062
>>64513066
>>64513054

>Three different spellings of it

Who is right here?

>>64513124
swallowing shit

>>64513099
and the other 2 on Ultra HD

So 6.

remember when gerrard got sent off for stepping on someones toe

>>64513121
>footy
Americabro, what the fuck are you doing?

>>64513099
5 pundits in studio speaking for 30 seconds each

>>64513112
R E D

And not a single goal was scored that day

>>64513121
bandwagon Leicester (the new Chelsea)

Is Van Laal and Hiddink friends? Seems like they used to shove flowers up each others asses back in the old country.

>>64513121
You posted this earlier.
No-one cares.

nbc comms with fake british accents

@64513059
(You)

>>64513136
stop posting m8

wher are golz

Boring shit game

>5 chelsea players against 11 united players defending
>lose the ball

>>64513136
If el classico is a mid to lower table battle then yes

>>64513148
>STAMPY G

>>64513149
I don't want the europoors to bully me

>>64513139
They are playing a lot better than their last 4 games. They have that swagger about them.

>>64513166
@

>>64513166
NEW
E
W

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>>64513069
>>64513103

What is going on here?

Just ate some moldy pitta bread, am I going to die?

please just score already, chelsea are just going to get a goal out of nothing

>>64513121
It's ok we're allowed to change in JTW

>>64513013
Don'tkys

>>64513143
me

>>64513121
bad luck la. Maybe move on to lester
>>64513124
yes

GOAL IN NEXT MINUTE

Oscar can be such a lazy cunt, he's fucking 22 playing likes 33

holy shit dive

>>64513143
The top two