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What would have happened if they let him loose to take over for Frodo "Ring Manager" Baggins?

Why did Gandalf ice him out of the team?
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>>56477096
the whole world would have plunged into darkness

did you even watch the fucking movie
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>>56477096
he was unstable
easily influenced
kind of a fool
but a hero and you wish he didn't die but at least it was in a heroic scene fighting dirty niggers to save your companions
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>frodo
>samwise babby
pick two
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>>56477096
shouldhaverodethefuckingeagles is not a sport
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>>56477104
He had the height, weight, and was a proven leader in Gondor. If Gandalf weren't such a stubborn coach he could have unleashed the GOAT.
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Please note that instead of passing the ring into the volcano the Fellowship wisely decided to run it in.
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>gandalf's play calling
>waiting til the end to use the eagles
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>>56477120
but the captain of the fellowship literally choked on the 1 yard line, had the ball intercepted by the other team, and they were lucky that he fumbled that shit in to the endzone by mistake
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>>56477136
Does Frodo even deserve to get inducted into the Gray Havens after that sort of choke?
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>>56477144
Survey says "fuck no"

Based Samwise put the fucking team on his back and gets no recognition
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>>56477144
Is Frodo the Eli of the series?
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>>56477162
You mean Peyton right?
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>>56477162
Eli was Merry. He made a retarded stab and it somehow worked and destroyed evil.
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>>56477173
He did have his one ring gifted to him by a dragontamer (Bilbo/rax grissman)
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Is Gimli elite?
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>>56477173
still won the ringb Owl anyway

even though he had to get carried by Samwise, and a lucky Gollum turnover to seal the game.
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is an mumakil an athlete?
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>>56477251
more like system babbys
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>>56477212
half decent role player, only kept on the team for good chemistry in the lockerroom
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Saruman drafted his team solely based on what their 40 time was at the combine
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>>56477251
is an horse an athelete?
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>>56477251
more like system babby
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Balrog was ELITE, he got refballed by the Gandalf dick-sucking Eru.
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>>56477286
Balrog was on PEDs
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>>56477266
the fuck are you talking about? the only other member of the fellowship with a comparable kill count was legolas
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>>56477308
>muh kills
Look up advanced analytics. Gimli's WAR is hardly above Merry's
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>>56477308
>canada
what did you expect?
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Now eventually you plan on having memes on your tour, right? hello?
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"based" samwise is a homosexual and generic tavern wench is his beard
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>>56477308
>>56477321

>stat padding on useless orcs
>elite
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>>56477291
It's not cheating, everyone was doing it. Frodo is downing magical Elven bread on the reg and no one says shit because >muh burden.
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>>56477212
for a meme
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>tfw no bombadil wide receiver

would have been a blow out
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How come they didnt get the army of the dead to march into Mordor and rape the orcs to give frodo a path to the volcano?
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>>56477308
Legolas was a meme archer
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>>56477378
cause they had eagles faggot
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>>56477342
so your saying hes the Aaron Rodgers of the Lord of the Rings?
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>>56477378
because peter jackson was making shit up, The army of the dead wasn't actually strong in the book, they were just used to spook people
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>>56477392
so then why didnt they utilize them? Pete Carroll confirmed for true director and writer of Lord of the Rings.
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>>56477390
so much this
wow look at you go shooting things before they even get close

Gimli > Fegolas
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>given nine rings without earning them
>BTFO by an elf girl and a river
>BTFO by a lone guy wielding a bush
>BTFO by a wizard's flashlight
>killed by a girl

how can the nazgul be this rekt?
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>deleting the roger goodell discussion thread
>for free
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how did legolas get unlimited arrows anyway

I mean it seems like he carries maximum 20 arrows at a time

he killed like 200 orcs
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>>56477411
By having Aragon hold off and distract the eye of Sauron alone, he cemented his legacy as goat king of man and secured a long peaceful reign.
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>>56477427
Manlet Internet Defence Force out I see.
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>>56477436
magic quiver nigga he aint gotta explain shit
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>>56477436

movie magic

but realistically picking up arrows from the battlefield

he was hardly the only archer
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Frodo had to literally be carried by teammates.
Couldn't even finish on his own.
Meme striker.
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>>56477436
>he doesn't have a magic elven quiver that spawns arrows
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>be a wizard
>never use real magic

Is Gaydalf the worst manager of all time?
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why didn't they just hide the ring in valinor
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>>56477463

he never claimed to be a wizard though
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>>56477432
Nazguls are the definition of overrated meme players

Aragorn 1v5'd them with a torch, like wtf.
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got > lotr
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>>56477118
Sauron would've wrekt his ass with magic plus he commanded hundreds of thousands of orcs.

Gondor would've been wrekt and Boromir would be crushed to a thin paste, Sauron would get his power back start conquering the world, force the Valar to act, plunge the world into an apocalypse and probably destroy it, forcing the Valar to remake the world again.
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>>56477471

He called himself a wizard all the time in post game interviews.

>A wizard is never late, nor is he early...
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>>56477270
went full Al Davis and never recovered.

Luckily his lackeys had the pity to end it before he truly embarrassed himself
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Is Isengard the worst team?
> Chokes in the last mins of Helm's Deep
> can't beat 9 guys and gets wrong hobbits
> BTFO by trees
> meme coach fired by his assistant
> 0 (zero) rings
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Quite frankly frodo is proably in the top 3 ring bearers of all time and i'm surprised at all this hate. Nigger wasn't even prepared for it just some guy who never left his home town listening to his cranky old uncle tell some stories about his part time ring bearing. Plus he's like over 50 years old imagine if you were 50 and had to pick up a new trade on the spot. You wouldn't have the drive for it. This nigga even recruited golem who many thought was a lost cause he turned him into a helping functioning member of the fellowship. "Oh but golem betrayed them" because of circumstances outside of Frodos control the fact is that no other person could get the ring as close to mount doom as he did.
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>>56477096
>Gandalf
>confirmed homo
>frodo is way over legal age of consent
>frodo looks like child
>boromir is standup guy noy accepting degeneracy
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Are Pippin and Merry the ultimate passengers?
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>>56477432
PEDs ended up wreking them in the long run
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>dedicates entire life to a single pursuit
>completely obsessed with getting a ring
>finally has his goal right in his grasp
>literally lets it slip
>yfw slippy g
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>>56477464
Valinor has the strictest immigration laws this side of the void bruh
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>>56477493
Literally a meme show.
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>>56477463
His body is literally magic
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>>56477120
>Reminder that Elrond, whose life span is literally ∞ (infinity) years, could not lead a team to successfully run the ring into Mt. Doom.
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>>56477463
hes the only one who did anything out of the 5
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>>56477550
>implying he didn't
>implying Isildur didn't throw the game at the last minute
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>>56477570
Elrond is the captain, locker room struggles fall mostly on him.

Do we blame Gondor for being ill-prepared to fight orc armies? No, we call the Steward a meme-leader and a wall-babby. The guy is a rule-babby too, only leading because the one true king of Gondor was thought to be a non-existent heir.

>muh deflated sense of worth

He only showed true sadness below allowable levels 1 time. The other 11, he was either barely sad, or within acceptable levels of arrogance
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>>56477432
Being srs now, you have to remember the Nazgul were just mortal kings who moved into the spirit world after being corrupted by their rings. How good are normal kings at sword fighting? Not very. The witch king is a completely different beast though.
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>>56477463
If he did and Sauran/Saruman/Radagast had an all out brawl with Sauron, Middle Earth would be annihilated in much the same fashion as Beleriand was. Hence he was nerfed by Eru to the point where he could only light pinecones on fire. The war of the ring was just a game of chess for the maia.
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>>56477623
I didn't think he was being Boromir at all, he was being Samwise telling Frodo to get his shit together and drop Gollum
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>>56477616
But Frodo couldn't see that and thought Sam was betraying him like Boromir so it still totally makes sense.
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>>56477096
>boromir
>0 (zero) rings
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>>56477600
>Elrond is the captain

u wot m8, the captains were Gil-galad and Elendil.

Elrond only stepped up after Gil-galad and Elendil had their heads caved in by Sauron, and even then he was co-captain with Cirdan.
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>>56477642
totally. that's the failing of frodo, he sees boromirs in all his samwises.
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>>56477634
Agreed entirely. Faramir overcame his desire to use the ring and allowed Frodo and Sam to carry on their journey instead of bringing it to Denethor.
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>>56477528
Tom bombodil also gave the ring back to frodo after exhibiting that it had no power over him.
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>>56477513
First is that Frodo put on the Ring with the intent to use its power to overthrow Sauron and become a new Dark Lord
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>>56477511
He was not decidedly not hiding. He was attempting to replace Sauron. Why Sauron would be able to pinpoint Frodo's location
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>>56477662
Tom Bombildildo is literally Meme: the character. All nerds who mention him should be band from /spee/
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>>56477506
So... Frodo puts the ring on at its most powerful location, the skies have cleared (well they have gotten clearer, Mount Doom still pours out ash and smoke), and he has announced himself. I believe this is why the Eye is able to pinpoint the Rings location.
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>>56477494
Did they call him Frodo while he was in the womb because he was on a journey to destroy the one ring?
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>>56477507
"I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo..."
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>>56477452
I presume they didn't actually name the poor kid Frodo though... right!?
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>>56477453
Friend of mine (born before the movies were made) is called Frodo. He doesn't think it's funny at all.
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>>56477350
Everyone knew they were having a boy, so they decided to keep the actual name a secret until he was born, referring to him as "Aragorn"
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>>56477108
No one asked OP for the kids name, OP just explained why they called him Sauron.
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>>56477476
Getting real tired of your shit Mr. Frodo.
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>>56477240
Cute! My mom used to call me Gandalf when I was young.
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>Frodo is Smith
>Boromir is Kaepernick
>LotR is what would've happened if the (ers stuck with Smith
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>>56477433
Better Frodo from LOTR

than

Froley from Children of men
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>>56477736
Like all of us here, I have watched the movies many times, and this scene (and when Frodo leaves Sam) I always cry like a little bitch because the emotion and passion, it all feels so real to me, like I have played an actual part of that relationship and can feel what those two are going through.
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>>56477732
because she knew you were a faggot
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>>56477749
We all know how much Sam needs Frodo, but it rips my heart out when Frodo admits just how much he really needs Sam.
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>>56477499
When Sam is carrying an unconscious Frodo up Mount doom. Frodo wakes and asks how far there is to go, Sam replies that he does not know, because he does not know where they are going.
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>>56477673
>Pippin was sitting on his pack in the porch. Sam was not there. Frodo stepped inside the dark door. "Sam!" he called, "Sam! Time!" "Coming, sir!" came the answer from far within, followed soon by Sam himself, wiping his mouth. He had been saying farewell to the beer-barrel in the cellar.
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>>56477701
Sam kept Frodo's Sword and laid his (from the Barrow) with him. When the orcs brought Frodo back to the tower they kept his mithril vest, elf cloak, and Sam's sword.
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>>56477720
All three were returned to Frodo and Sam after they escaped Mt. Doom. The vest actually protected Frodo one last time during his confrontation with Saruman.
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>>56477769
Frodo gave Sam the Mirthril coat when he left for the Grey Havens, and Sam lent it to the museum at Michel Delving where it was on display.
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>Frodo literally throwing his ring away
Reminds me of someone
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Good thread
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Epic bread
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>>56478884
do you think he goes home at night and shoots lasers into his boyfriends asshole?
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>>56478884
damn, patrick stewart is super comfortable in his sexuality
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>frodo
>system babby

pick dos
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>>56479451
>system babby
he was allowed to roam into space, did perfectly fine m8
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>>56479477
Total Strider-babby, distracting the eye of Sauron, saving him from the 9, etc.

People only care about Meme-do because
>muh bow to no one

Oh guess what, Aragon did that too
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post overrated cunts ITT

>hops into the dwarven's bag
>smokes weed everyday
>manages a fluke ring win
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Gimli and Legolas were definite system-babbies, Easy to thrive in the offense when you have Aragorn carrying you.
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>>56477109
This. The guy got influenced far less by the ring, despite also being in quite close proximity to it the entire trip. If it weren't for a fluke own goal by Gollum at the end Frodo would have fucked the whole thing up.
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>>56482267
>this is what Humans really believe
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>>56482241
Merry takes the prize.
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>>56482267
>Legolas
>system-baby
pick uno

Legolas = goat
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>>56482389
>Muh flashy shots

Overrated flair babby but of course you Mexicans love that shit, for grinding out a good result you need a solid player like Gimli
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>>56477096

he's a ring hog diva, bad chemistry with the team
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>>56482389
literally a meme player

i love archery though so it's cool
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>>56477109
Sam is da real mvp
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>>56477096
This thread !
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>jumping on the Mordor bandwagon
>the city of Harad

Towelhead plastics BTFO
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>le ebin reddit memes :D

Fuck off
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>>56482974
>>56483012
overrated? meme?
he had great decision-making, clutch, top skills, knew how to deal with opposition with great physicality (mumakil), literally top vision of the field.

y'all haters
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>>56477096
because people were jealous of his talents

Boromir was like Zlatan at Barcelona
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people talk about 18-1 being the biggest choke of all time but can we talk about sauron?

>has 10,000 orcs standing in the way of 2 hobbits
>has his entire orc defensive line rush the passer
>doesn't drop anyone back into coverage
>hobbits slip into the secondary and waltz through the red zone for an easy TD
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>>56482354
Mate, Aragorn's decision to counter the corsairs and keep on pressing after Pelennor was cleared was what turned the whole match upside down.

He even initiated Sam's carry assist with his long pass through Ithilien to the gate.
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>think I'm on /tv/
>see flags

is it 2009?
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>>56483204
Sauron was injured and not at a 100%. The Nazgul, especially Angmar are too blame. They just didn't step up and choked every chance they had. Even got BTFO by fucking Rivers.
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