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52 days until season starts

News:
>Ducks have re-signed forward Jakob Silfverberg to a one-year, $850,500 contract
>Major announcement in Buffalo Monday and there are a lot of NHL dignitaries coming including Colin Campbell.
>canucks have never won the Stan Lee cup
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>>51430676
Oh I recognize that picture. It's from the time a 5'6" manlet checked Daniel Sedin should-to-shoulder, Sedin dove to the ice, "injured" himself, went to the hospital, and ended up not being injured at all.
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You may only reply to this post if your team will make the postseason this year

Not so fast, hongcover fans
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Lets start this thread off right
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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF A TEAM IN YOUR COUNTRY HAS WON A STANLEY CUP IN THE PAST 21 YEARS.

NOT SO FAST, CANADIANS.
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>>51431074

>inb4 1980 and 1993
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>>51430676
news update:
these franchises have still not won any (0) cups
>Blues
>Chinkcucks
>Sabres
>Panthers
>Sens
>Caps
>CBJ
>Mild (still not a top-5 team)
>Jets
>Perds
>Shorks
>Arizona

(shit that's a lot of garbage franchises)
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>>51431182
>1993
>1990
>1989
>1988
>1987


>1980
>1960
>....
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so how much longer till Tavares escapes the islanders and actually build a career
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>>51431165
when we start pumping out more quality players, your post will then make sense
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>>51431241
When was the last time an English team won a cup?
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>>51431271
>2018 Tavares2Leafs
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>>51431241
think before you post, please
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>>51431271
is the whole team going to Brooklyn?..orrr is it going to be a free-for-all

no one seems to know a thing about the Brooklyn deal
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You may only post in this thread after this post has been made if your country fills any of the following criteria:
>has a top 22 scoring player in NHL history born in your country
>more than two gold medals since the inception if ice hockey
>more than three NHL players to average more than one point per game in their career
>haven't been beaten 5-0 by Finland in order to not qualify for an Olympic medal since the inception of hockey
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>>51431314

>build a career
>in Toronto

lol
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>>51431241

mild confirmed not top 5
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>>51431395
buddy, look at >>51431389 you clearly can't post
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>>51431302

every cup is England's by proxy
>Lord Stanley was a britbong
>Canada part of the commonwealth; queen on the money
>implying I'm from britstan
>I have no face
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>>51431389
this only instigates and ruins our /hoc/ thread.
>put down the syrup
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>>51431324

But anon, none of those franchises have won
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>>51431394
>>build a career
>>in Toronto

yeah totally Phil Kessel didn't go from being completely underrated to being one of the most dangerous goal scorers in the entire NHL period

he totally isn't the 2nd highest point producer in the last three seasons

he totally isn't top 5 in goals scored over the last SIX seasons, totally didn't play 5 of them in Toronto, nah
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>>51431424
>thinking anyone cares about your posts
TL;DR LOL
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>>51431456
buddy you can't post, read the post you quoted
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>>51431521

>expecting a habs fan to not sit on taranna
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>>51431241
>even the lightning and hurricanes have won Stanley Cups
>shorks
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>>51431588

*shit
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>>51431521

>Phil ''40 goal scorer'' Kessel
>good

Pacioretty > Kessel
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>>51431588

I don't even care about the Leafs tbh. I prefer to shit on the Sabres or Panthers, although I have to admit that I hate Pylon Phenoof
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>>51431685

>mfw patches scored more goals last year than bill the thrill
>mfw the habs refpucked past the lightning
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expanding on my previous post:

what solid American players we got out there currently/soon to be drafted/soon to bathe in tears of syrup?

As a Blue Jacket fan:
Dubinsky and Johnson will rek your buttholes

as for the other "teams"..I have no idea

>always lurking..always watching
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>>51431787

Dubinsky and Johnson suck dick
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>>51431787
the real deal jack eichel

>dubinsky, johnson
>good
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>>51431381
The team is going 15 miles east towards Brooklyn. It's not really a big deal. The ownership negotiations, and the Barroway lawsuit are bigger problems for the islanders team in the future, imo.
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>>51431779

>mfw patches scored more goals last year than bill the thrill

It's only the beginning my good friend, Patches is soon going to be an actual 40 goal scorer
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>>51431787

>le prosthetic phallus logo
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>>51431779
>habs refpucked past the lightning
>mfw people are pathetic enough to say this in a public forum
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>>51431490
winning the cup isn't everything (in my opinion)..having a strong, consistent, lasting franchise makes a brand..

So I'd rather have THAT then win the cup, say, every 15 yrs
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>>51431685
>>51431925
neither are going to be good until they get a no1 centre
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>>51431992

>mfw people actually believe the frog refs didn't carry the habs past the lightning
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>>51431521
I really don't think Toronto brought that out in him
>not that i really have anything against the leafs (besides your shitty business side of the team)
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>>51431992

>Lightning fans
>knowing anything about hockey

I bet he can't explain why this suckerpunch wasn't penalized.

[spoiler]because the refs were shit and made bad calls on both sides and only delusional homer faggots complain about bad reffing[/spoiler]
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>>51432048
>winning the cup isn't important
>It's ok if they don't win the cup as long as they try hard


this is the mark of a truly hopeless loser
>shorks
>chinkcucks
>blues
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Based /hoc/ posters keeping me so occupied at work every day, good stuff comrades
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>>51432211
>mfw I work in retail
>can't shitpost at work
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>>51432067

Galchenyuk is projected to be a PPG player by most people who know shit about hockey

Until then they have David ''GOATest of the All-Time GOATS'' Desharnais lol
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>>51432153

>suckerpunch

That was a perfectly legal play and was called as such. The real crime was the refs were shit and denied Tampa Bay their rightful victory.
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>>51431971
don't be a nigger..or since you're Canadian, a chink...Who you cheering for that's so based?
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>>51432197

>this is the mark of a truly hopeless loser
>chinkcucks

you got that right
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>>51431787
Jack Eichel
Noah Hanifin
Colin White
Kyle Connor
Zach Werenski
Confirmed for top 15 in 2015
Luke Kirwan
Auston Matthews
Joey Anderson
Riley Tufte
Ryan Lindgren
Nick Pastujov
Confirmed top 15 2016
2017 is the year of the Americans though.
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>>51432268

>16 goals
>GOAT

assist babby
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>>51432295
>That was a perfectly legal play
ayyyyy lmao
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>>51432255
Lol
Dead end faggot
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>>51432115
>"At 5-on-5 Tampa got eaten alive. During the regular season, the best 5-on-5 goals-for/against ratio was Boston, who outscored their opponents at evens at a rate of 1.53. Tampa gave up 10 5-on-5 goals to Montreal, while only scoring five in the series themselves (a clean rate for Montreal of 2.00)."
>refpuck
>lelning 'fans'
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>>51432376
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>>51432377
I'm only 19 and I'm still in school
What do you want me to do? Work at a boring office like you? Talk about dead end.
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>>51432378

>implying the habs didn't get away with tons of penalties 5on5 that weren't called which lead to advantages that lead to goals
>british hockey "knowledge"
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>>51432456
>still this deluded
>florida hockey fans
>ayyyyy lmao
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This week in eternal news...

>9-1
>4-3
>Rags
>Thorton the worst captain of all time
>Canada has not won a Cup in 21 years.
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Daily reminder that
>Ameriburgers
>1980
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>>51432501

>taking the bait repeatedly

ayyyy
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>>51431389
in
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>>51432600
>4-3
>a big deal
stay delusional
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>>51432629

>canucks
>zero (0) stanley cups
>worse than the laffs
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>>51432255
>be me, ausfag
>only work 45 mins every hour as a roof carpenter because of Aussie 'smoke break' homemade laws
>ability to shitpost for all eternity every single day
>no one takes an Aussies comments seriously

:(
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>you will never be an eternally buttfurious asian hongcouver fan watching his team get BTFO repeatedly in real life and on 4chan
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>>51432859

id literally filter all australians if i knew how
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>>51432859

Embrace your elite countrymen's ability to shitpost. You were born into it, we merely adapted to it.
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>>51432859
>You now realize that aussies are descendants of brits who shitposted so much that the english had no other choice but to send them to the other side of the world to contain it.
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>>51432456
>gave twice as many even strength goals
>40 giveaways in 4 games
>dramatically outshot and outchanced in every game
>BTFO
>still crying refpuck
pathetic
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>>51433008

top lel
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>>51432912
You can
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>>51433009
see
>>51432622

>revealed my ruse
>still arguing
pathetic

my work here is clearly done
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>>51432912
>Trying to hide your shame of giving birth to the most based country to ever be
>being utterly irrelevant at all sports
>being British and being generally a waste of space
pick 3 m80
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>>51433028

>duckduckgo
>thatbackground
lel
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>>51433170
>Trying to hide your shame of giving birth to the most based country to ever be
But Brits aren't ashamed of Canada.
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>>51433144
>>51432622

BTFO florida pleb backtracking
so very pathetic
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>>51433008
Makes me tear up with pride really
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>>51433170

your literally our mutated autistic son. canada is the upstanding son that were proud of and america is our rogue teenage son that we still love deep down.
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>>51433375
>being mad at straya
calm that edge, son
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>>51433327

>completely assblasted britfag getting trolled to the max
so very pathetic :^)

the funny part is i'll argue the same shit at a later point and you jerks will still respond, every single time proving beyond a doubt i've got you eating from the palm of my hand

just like when you inevitably reply to this post because you can't help yourself
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>>51433426
top kek
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>>51433295

I'm 'mirin
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>>51433426
>I spend all my time getting BTFO
>AHAHA that'll show them.

great plan there.
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>>51433426
>this anal wreckage inspired diatribe
Sorry bro
You got murked.
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>>51433493
thought so
don't fuck with me next time kiddo. it won't end well for you.
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>>51433375
>absolute top tier laughs
>Canada and GBR being relevant to anything ever
>muh gold medals
>muh heritage

no need for your feathers to be so ruffled by the son being greater than the father
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>>51433504
>>51433584

>successfully troll using the same tired and simple arguments every time
>someone always takes the bait

Clearly you know nothing about my master plan
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>>51433426

>ill unironically spend my time on a malaysian cartoon board engineering arguments so that i delude myself into thinking i have control of something

literally the saddest thing ive read all week
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>>51433705
>being an autist
>'plan'
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>>51433705
>pure unadulterated butthurt
Wow stop posting any time you're making yourself look worse and worse
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why do I even bother with this general
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>>51433705
This is probably the most embarrassing display I've ever seen on 4chan.
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>>51433667
>Canada and GBR being relevant
u watch it m80
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>>51433746
>>51433749
>>51433789
>>51433861


>all these responses
>all this asspain

my fucking sides

see ya next time, nerds :^)
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>>51433846
>the offseason

it can only get better
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>>51433880
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>>51433980
Not if you're Canadian
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Why is /hoc/ the most based general on the board?
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>>51434097
>sean
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>>51434097
it is sometimes. It was fun but then that brit game.
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>>51434097
because of faggots like
>>51433880
>>51433705
>>51433426
>>51433144
>>51432622
>>51432456
>>51432295
>>51432115
getting
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
getting
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>>51434084
Are you trying to mess with my emutions?
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>>51434160
>game
came
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>>51434160

This guy?
>>51434271
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>>51433028
>WWE

hahahahahahahahah
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>>51434277
Is it working?
hahahaha you are so analravaged xD

in all seriousness, stay classy. And I actually like the habs.
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>>51434444
>I actually like the habs


>frogpuck
why straya why
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>>51434338
yes. I'm pretty sure it's the same brit all thread. I noticed it turned to shit when he came and I doubt it's a coincidence.

>>51434383
I feel obligated to watch all the ppvs since I've been with it since early childhood
I mostly go in there to make fun of people though. I never go in their autism general
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>>51434383
WWE is gay

but

>canucks

hahahahahahahahah
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>>51434497

Because the frogs are the team of the future
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>>51434537
no there's actually another bong
hence:
>>51433375
>>51433417
>>
>straya
>ameriburgers
>britbongs
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>>51434652

>mfw british invasion
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>>51434497
>Subban is a negro
>old
>aren't the laffs or cantpucks

They aren't as based as the Sens, but they aren't embarassing
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>>51433028
>wwee
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>>51434749
see >>51434537
stop bullying me
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>>51434745
>Senpoors
>ape-frogs

why are you like this?
>>
>>51434749
>>
Who is Dean Lombardi going to trade rape this season?
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>>51432349
>confirmed for top 15

Just like Nick Ebert was a confirmed top 10 pick in 2012, right?
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>>51434846
>regehr to sens for turris
>mfw
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>>51434702
>one man shitposting army
>power of straya
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>>51434886
blown the fug out
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>you will never be Canadian
>you will never be Australian
>you will never be Muslim/British
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>>51434846

cantpucks

sedins for bag of pucks
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Buffalo announcement is probably something irrelevant like the draft or combine
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>>51435035
>mfw


>muslim/british
>implying there's a difference
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>>51435074
that's the joke
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>>51430676
Give me one reason why Lee Stempniak won't put up 45 points this season
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>>51435099
He sucks dick
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>>51435099

He is unlikely to be traded away from the >rags

>rags
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>>51435035
>muslim

dafug
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>>51435039
Vancouver would pick up 13.8M/year of the contracts too
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>>51435099

1. he's a rag
2. he's only ever put up more than 40 once and it was in 06-07
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>>51435150

>cantpucks
shit team etc.
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>>51434830
Sens gave us king Alfredo
>he is kill anyway
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>>51435173
but rags genuinely aren't as bad as /hoc/ makes them seem
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>>51435254
the probably the 10th best team in the league
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>>51435268
not even. they're definitely top five
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>>51435035
>you'll never be jew

Canada > USA
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>>51435254
>>51435268
>>51435280
>rags
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>>51435280
are you an expert?
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>>51435307
no I just pay attention
>>
You faggots like to talk shit about the Wild and say (wrongly I might add) that we aren't a top 5 team. Well let me tell you something: every team that would predominately be listed in the /hoc/ top five got worse this offseason with the exception of the Kings who remained unchanged for the large part and the Wild who have added even more pieces and bettered the team.

>Blackhawks got worse
>Kings got mehh
>Boston will regress
>St. Louis pffffftttttttt
>Anaheim, are you fucking kidding me
>Stars/Avalanche, who gives a shit
>Habs are not as good as the Wild
>Shittburgh and other lEastern trash
>>
If I was GM, I'd rather have Stamkos over Crosby
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>>51435305
>>51435254
>>51435268
>>51435280

>rags
>>
/hoc/ who is a player that will crack 80pts for the first time this season?

Voracek
Duchene
Benn
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>>51435280
>rags
>not a shit team/franchise
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>>51435280

>rags
>top 5

TOP LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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>>51435356
Benn
>>
>>51435342
Kings will be even better next year with the emergence of Toffoli and Pearson, maturation of Doughty and Carter going back to center full time
>>
>>51435356
Benn

>flyers & avs
>good
>>
>>51435342

>this desperate minnishit damage control

admit it bro, wild a shit, vikings a shit, twins a shit, twolves a shit
>>
>rags
>>
>>51435343
I wish you were the gm of le froggy team with shit opinions like that
>>
>Chicago STILL waaaay over the cap
why is this allowed?
>>
>>51435342
>mild
>>
>>51435362
>>51435367
>>51435305
>>51435404
>can only spout memes instead of refuting
You know it's true.

Lundqvist is the among best goaltenders out there right now.
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>>51435356
pic related

>>51435390
Wild are actually very very fucking good, and if you watched Bridgewater yesterday you will see we will make a run at the NFC North this year. Twins are shit though, but still have one of the best farms in baseball (if not the best) and TWolves got a new superstar who is in a comfy atmosphere. No huge pressure, and a market similar to Canada
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>>51435437
>rags

kek
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>>51435381
and Muzzin
#fancystats say he's very underrated
solid defenseman

also full season of Gaborik
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>>51435418
Chiraq is only $2.2M over, Filthy is nearly $5M over
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>>51435439
>market similar to Canada
So one that will never EVER support a top 5 team ever again?
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>>51435437
>>51435367
>>51435362
>rags
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>>51435437
>Lundqvist is the among best goaltenders
>29th in SV% last season
>rags
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>>51435437

>LUNDSHIT
>LUNDPADS
>PADQVIST
>PADSHIT

LELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>51435437
>lol nash
>traded 2 1st rounders for a 38 year old
>lost stralman
>lucky to get to cup final

wild card team next year
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>>51435469
oh god I can hardly wait. Dynasty confirmed
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>>51435504

OH GOD WHAT

>rags
>>
>>51435439

Bridgewater is shit as are all black QBs

Wild were a fluke last year and won't make the playoffs this year
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>>51435485
For basketball dumbdumb. He grew up in Canada so Minnesota isn't some huge culture shock full of bix noods and yes men entourage. That's the reason his last year in college ball was so uneventful. Wasn't comfy. My cousin knows him pretty well
>>
>>51435521
>implying 35+ year old players can't be good
gr8 b8
>lucky to get to a cup final
funny, we did it with ease
>>
>>51435504
bahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

>padqvist
>no ring no king
>lel rags
>>
>>51435504

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT
>>
>>51435536
Did you watch, anon? I suggest you watch.

And I'd take out a fucking mortgage and bet that shit on the Wild making the playoffs, you saying they won't is preposterous and nothing more
>>
>>51435504
>system babby
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>>51435524
yup my money's on them next year

blackcocks and the rest can't get on their level
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>>51435552
>we

And you got gentleman's swept with ease
>>
>>51435559

You know nothing about hockey, you've never stepped foot on the ice in your life

And all black qbs are destined to fail
>preseason
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>>51435491
did they die?
>>
>>51435552

>did it with ease
>took 7 games to beat the flyers, 2 of which without their main goalie
>took 7 games to beat the penguins
>had to run price to beat the habs
>got BTFO when they had to face a real goalie
>>
>>51435609
do you even know the background behind that pic?
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>>51435644
rekt

>rags
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>>51435644
it was 3 games w/o mason
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lol last thread cantpucks get BTFO

now it's the

>rags

/hoc/ is alive and well

>>51435686
even worse
>>
>>51435620
lol what m8? you're fucking retarded.

shit my fucking rolllerblades are probably better than your skates
>>
>>51435644
>>took 7 games to beat the flyers, 2 of which without their main goalie
>>took 7 games to beat the penguins
>>had to run price to beat the habs
A win is a win. The conditions don't matter. When was the last time your favorite team made it to a final mate :^)
>>got BTFO when they had to face a real goalie
No one got BTFO
It was a close game
>>
>>51435698

lel I bet faggot

what's your rollerblade setup?
>>
>>51435627

Worse than death -- they became a metaphor for the >rags

>rags

>>51435647

I do! It's just wonderfully symbolic

>rags
>>
>>51435708

My team made it to the final last year

And mopped the floor with the >rags in 5 games

:^)
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>>51435708
>A win is a win

Turns out the rags should've been going for more like 4 wins

You know, like how many the Kings won out of the 5 you played

>rags
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>>51435743
One of the Kings scouts died in 9/11 and they brought the cup to the memorial. I crey evry teim
>rags
>>
>>51435759
Mexicunt bandwagoner detected
>>
>>51435802
>One
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>>51435809

Say it my face ese I bet you don't even bang
>>
>>51435828
oops forgot there were two
>>
>>51435739
B-Bauer Vapor XXR Lites?

actually Nike Bauer cause I got them in high school
>>
Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, and Pavel Bure Stanley Cups combined: 0

Colin Fraser Stanley Cups: 3
>>
>>51435922
>hongriot chinkcucks
>>
>>51435898

lol I actually used to have those, then I bought a pair of NB x30s and mounted sprungs on them

If you've never tried sprungs they're worth the money, they simulate skating on ice even better than the old bauer rockers
>>
>>51435834
>lying about being a kings fan
no one can be this degenerate
>>
>hate a team simply because its coach was fired by your team and went to the Stanley Cup Finals the next year
>use the 9/11 Memorial as a vehicle to express your hatred
>mock a national tragedy because your team fired a coach
>being this incomprehensibly pathetic
>>
>>51435922
>putting players names on the cup who didn't play a single playoff game due being a healthy scratch
>>
>>51435989

You clearly don't know who I am do you

My name is Spencer
>>
>>51435973
Will look into that, thanks m9.

These ones tear up my ankles pretty fucking good though, not gonna lie. Got scars from them
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>>51435998

Bro what are you talking about?
Are you sure you know which team brought the cup to the 9/11 memorial? And why exactly they did it?
>>
>>51436044
:^(
>>
>>51436051
No problem bro, its sprunghockey.com for more info

peace
>>
>>51436066
See
>>51435743
>It's just wonderfully symbolic
>>
>>51436044
stop with this silly meme
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>>51435998
>being this incomprehensibly pathetic
>rags
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>>51436112
Not a Rangers fan. I live on the opposite end of the country. But you're complete trash.
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>>51436100

It is symbolic.
>hate a team simply because its coach was fired by your team and went to the Stanley Cup Finals the next year
>use the 9/11 Memorial as a vehicle to express your hatred
It was the canucks that fired AV, not the Kings
therefore the canucks did not bring the cup to the 9/11 memorial

And it wasn't to mock a national tragedy, it was to honor the two Kings staff members who died in 9/11
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>>51436100
>>51436135

Look they did it again this year lel

>rags
>>
>>51436148
you could argue what the Kings did eventually caused AV to be fired
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>>51436148
>missing the point this badly

Holy fucking Christ..,
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>>51431521
Nigga, Kessel's career is shit. He's a premium, luxury piece on a team full of plugs, run by plugs and supported by plugs and smelly riff-raff.
>>
>>51436148
>trying to talk sense to a mad raggot

Your heart's in the right place, bro, but you're wasting your time
>>
>>51436161
At least we can all continue to laugh at the Canucks, a team that has never won, and never will win, anything.
>>
>>51436180

What is your point then?
You clearly said it was an act of hatred based off the firing of a coach, when it's a completely different coach, team and reason for doing it?

Are you ok?
>>
>>51436216
Calling 9/11 symbolic in the context of how the Rangers' season ended, you unbelievably retarded fuck.
>>
>Ragcouver Can'tpucks
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>>51436243

Ah I get it now, you're a completely assdevasted cocksucking faggot

Here's a picture for you, stay mad
>>
>>51436315
>being this fucking dumb

My sides.
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>>51436243

No no no, it's the Kings bringing the Cup to the 9/11 memorial that's symbolic

I mean, if 9/11 was going to be symbolic of how the rags' season ended, it would have to be FOUR planes crashing into buildings
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>>51436333

>being this retarded
>getting completely anallydominated over someone's comment on 4chan

MY SIDES
>>
>>51436366
>failing to understand something plainly obvious
>n-no y-you're the r-retard
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>>51436406

>get completely buttblasted by lol i trol u
>achieve a new level of autistic rage on a laotian puppet show image board

holy shit i'm dying here
pathetic
>>
>>51436247
>Vanloser
>Vanpooper
>Sadcouver
>Nolucks
>Can'tpucks
>Shitnucks
>Can'tcups
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>watching the Aussie ice hockey league live
>quality of play is low
>enjoyable nonetheless
>having a beer with my father, young couple sits in the chairs next to us to view the game
>qt blonde with a stunning body, catches my attention right away, struggling to focus on match
>her bf is a 5'5 manlet wearing a Devils jersey
>can smell his B.O from 95 feet away, smells like stale taco juice and toejam
>mfw even a fucking Broduer loving faggot can snag a qt in Australia
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>>51436447
>>
>>51436447
He's probably rich or that is his sister
>>
>>51436447
...we have an ice hockey league?!?!?
I know there is a baseball league, but ice hockey wtf
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>>51436447

:^)

>he has no gf
>he mad as fuck
>>
>>51436490
>games are only 50 minutes long

lol australia.
>>
>>51436490
nigga, even Kuwait has an Ice hockey team
>>
>>51436515
15,15,20. Confusing, but the entire league is fun to watch since it's all pure aggression and no technical skills
>>
>>51436540

based Mexican hockey team
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>>51436441
>laotian puppet show image board

oh god lol
>>
>>51431165
Rangers reporting in
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>>51436694

>rags
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>>51436694
>rags
>>
>>51436694
Second rangers fan here.

>>51436710
>kongs
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>>51436770
>rags fans greentexting the Kings
you can't do that
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>>51436770
>pre-inconsolability
>rags
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>>51436770

I hope this picture doesn't trigger you :)
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>>51436783
Too late nerd :^)
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>>51436762

>that picture

fukken saved
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>>51436603
Not that confusing.

Kids here play 15 15 20, up until Bantam if I recall correctly. Might be different now.
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>>51436809

Hey isn't that the guy from this picture?

:^)

>rags
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>>51436809
>head and shoulders

Shouldn't he be using this?

>rags
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>>51436799
No. Maybe you're just so insecure about your team's abilities that you can't handle the fact that they lose sometimes. Shit happens.

>>51436843
Why, yes it is. *tips fedora*
>>
Look, if we are going to shitpost two months before the first game; We are going to Shitpost right.

East:
1.Boston
2.Pittsburgh
3.Montreal
4.Columbus
5.Tampa
6.NYR
7.Detroit
8.Philadelphia

West
1.Chicago
2.Anaheim
3.St. Louis
4.LA
5. Dallas
6. San Jose
7. Colorado
8. Edmonton

(Yah, Suck it Minny)
>>
>>51436865

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and thus I have no insecurities :^)

Shame the rags will never get to finish that picture of the cup on the wall
>>
>>51436892
where are the islanders
>>
>>51436892

East:
1.Boston
2.Pittsburgh
3.Montreal
4.Columbus
5.Tampa
6.Philadelphia
7.Detroit
8.Islanders

Fixed that for you
>>
>>51436905
Outside the Playoffs, clearly.
>>
>>51436892
>Philadelphia
>no Islanders
>>
>>51436922
East: Irrelevant

Fixed that for you :)
>>
>>51436892
>>51436922
Tampa over BJ's, other than that, I'd agree.
>>
>>51436904
>only 2 (two) stanley cups
>0 (zero) president's trophies
>>
>>51436892
>East:

2. Boston/NY
3. Blue Jackets
4. Pittsburgh/Montreal

6. Lightening
7. Detroit
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>>51437017
Presidents trophy is for suckers along with every regular season award
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>>51437017

>1 cup in 74 years
>having to use half the oilers dynasty to win one
>the worst original six franchise
my sides
>>
>>51437017

>counting babby league cups
>only having to beat 5 other teams to win

lel the kings have more real cups than the rags
>>
>>51437038
>fox & grapes
keep telling yourself that kiddo.

watch based Lundqvist shine this coming season. we might not win a cup but neither will Kongs

>>51437065
>you in charge of counting
>>
>>51437147
Kings winning another cup within the next 4 years is very probably. Can't say the same for the Rangers
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>>51437147

again
>counting pre-expansion cups
pathetic
>you in charge of reading comprehension

rags: shit team, shit fans, shit franchise
>>
Does anyone remember who won the Stanley cup in 1994? I remember Steve Larmer won a cup that year, but I feel like Kevin Lowe did too. Was it Edmonton or Chicago?
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>>51437178
>Kings winning another cup within the next 4 years is very probably.
gr8 b8 m8
their 15 minutes is up. after this season Mexicans all across CA will be hanging themselves

>>51437204
>backpedaling this hard
typical kongs fan. knowing nothing about hockey and deflecting like all hell
>>
>>51437147
>upset rags fans
>>
>>51437322
that Kings are better than ever, they are still extraordinarily young for a team this accomplished
>>
>>51437322
>>51437147
>rags trying to talk shit at the team that effortlessly crushed them
>crushed them so bad that their goalie was literally inconsolable
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>>51437322

>get blown the fuck out
>y-y-our backpedaling

my fucking sides, typical rags fan who knows nothing about hockey history and gets rekt every time he posts
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>>51437370
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>>51437412
>>51437481
>padqvist
>tunnelqvist
>diveqvist
>inconsolaqvist
>rags
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>>51437499

The levels of butthurt in this thread are hilarious
>>
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>>51437560
>>
>>51434881
These players are no Nick Ebert
>>
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>>51437587
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>>51435280
Dammit just got on here, missed prime >ragging
>>
>>51437560

I wonder when the raggot anuses will finally stop glowing from the humiliation

>the Rangers will never make it past Philadelphia they said
>the Rangers will never make it past Pittsburgh they said
>the Rangers will never make it past Montreal they said

TURNS OUT YOU ONLY GOTTA BE RIGHT ONCE

>rags
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>>51437653

>mfw someone uses my oc

>>51437666
Satan confirms

By next season, when their hopes are raised again only to be completely utterly destroyed
>>
>>51435609
lel'd
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>>51437412
lel how the fuck did I get blown the fuck out? you are deflecting so hard right now
>your favorite team is only your favorite team because you're a filthy bandwagoner
worse than any rags fan on the planet. posting Lundy in distress isn't doing much to prove your point. it just means he's a passionate player, unlike your team of irrelevant pieces of shit
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>>51437666
>trips provide confirmation
>>
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>>51437717
>this rags damage control
so sad

lel

>rags
>>
leafs > cantpucks > rangers
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>>51437717

I guess passion doesn't win games then!

>rags
>>
>>51435922
+ Todd Bertuzzi
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>>51437775
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>>51437698
>>51437706
>>51437727
>>51437780
>rags
>>
>>51437745
>runs out of arguments
>u-um... r-r-rags?
>d-do I fit in yet guys?
typical
kongs
fan
>>
>>51437748
>laffs
>vanloser nolucks
haha
>>
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>>51437807

>gets rekt, shrekt, and perplexed
>can't handle the banter
>absolutely butt devasated
typical
rags
fans

>rags
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>>51437802
>pic related, typical rags fans
>>
>>51437807
>>51437828
>>51437829
>rags
>>
>>51437802

that's 36chambers bro
>>
>rags
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>>51437807
>>51437829
>>51437843

>rags
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>>51436892
> Edmonton
> Playoffs

LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
>>51437846

He doesn't appear to be urinating though

>>51437869
>>51437852
>rags
>>
My >rags fan friend thinks Ribiero is better then Grabovski. What do you think about that /hoc/?
>>
>>51437895

nah bro that was RCM pissing on the floor

chambers has never been to new york
>>
>>51437912

Well clearly the answer you're looking for is

>rags
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>>51437828
>Jonathan Bitch
post as many sad Lundqvists as you want but that'll never change who the better goalkeeper is.

>kongs
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>>51437912
>mfw I >rags fan told me that Derek Brassard is better than John Tavares
>>
>>51437912
>implying Rags fans know who either of those are
>>
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> Mfw Wild make the conference finals this season
> Confirmed top 5 team
>>
>>51437968
stop trying to force this meme
>>
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>>51437946

Head to head finals stats:

Quick 4-1 1.63 GAA .932 Sv% 1 SHO

Lundqvist 1-4 2.46 GAA .923 Sv% 0 SHO

Oh and Quick has a few things Lundshit will never have:

Two cups
Conn Smythe

>rags
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>>51437968

>mfw wild miss the playoffs
>mfw master of dubs kills himself
>>
>>51437916

my bad bro

>>51437946
>>51437953
>>51437963
>>51437984
>inconsolaqvist
>rags
>>
Anyone listening to Coast to Coast? They're talking about the NFL for some reason instead of aliens http://tunein.com/radio/Coast-to-Coast-AM-p35675/
>>
>>51437997
>being proud of being a raper
>>
>>51437999
Haha thank god I'm only a Wild fan and not of the rest of Minnesota sports.
>>
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>>51437946

>rags
>>
>>51435342
I don't think I've ever seen a post more wrong, ever. Every single one of your bullet points is wrong besides

>Anaheim
>>
>>51438067
>Spencer
>>
>>51438082
Actually it's

>medium sized faggot

I was too lazy to put my trip on after talking NFL
>>
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>>51437984
>being a system baby
try actually watching hockey for once and you'll notice that the rangers actually fucking score

>LA Bitches
>>
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>>51431262
>1994
>1995
>1996
>1997
>1998
>1999
>2000
>2001
>2002
>2003
>2005
>2006
>2007
>2008
>2009
>2010
>2011
>2012
>2013
>2014
>>
>>51437946
>Being beaten by Quick
Now what does that say about Henrik?
>>
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>>51438004
>basest cunt in this thread
>raggityfags
>>
>>51438103
>LA
>NFL
>>
the rest of the NHL>AHL>ECHL=CHL>slippery wet dog poop>non-slippery dried dog poop>stepping on a lego barefoot>cantpucks=rags=laffs
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>>51438121
>getting beaten by a system babby
try actually watching hockey for once and you'll notice that the rags did not win the stanley cup and were outscored by the kings

>jew york rags
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>>51438154
all that > KHL?
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>>51438136
>tfw never sure if an Australian is being friendly or insulting
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>>51438121

>rags
>>
>Lose badly
>Attempt banter
Pitiful
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>>51438195
nah, KHL is on another plane of existence

for reference
the rest of the NHL>AHL>ECHL=CHL>slippery wet dog poop>non-slippery dried dog poop>stepping on a lego barefoot>cantpucks=rags=laffs
KHL
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>>51438124
>"beaten" by quick
I'm sorry, which player has the higher salary? Which player defends more goals per game? Which player will be relevant in five years?

>>51438161
And yet we have more Stanley Cups than the Lel-A Kongs.

Did the babby run out of sad Lundy pics? Poor you.
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>>51438214
real
shit
dawg
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>>51438215
>And yet we have more Stanley Cups than the Lel-A Kongs.
You have one cup that is equal in standing to the Kings two.

Or do you really think cups in a 6 team league should count as much as cups in a 30 team league.
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>>51438215
which player has more stanley cups?
which player has more conn smythes?

>paying lundqvist all that money to lose when it counts
>thinking i've run out of lundshit pics
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>>51438215
Quick allowed less goals head to head therefore is better
>Rags
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>>51438215
>posting a picture completely irrelevant to kings-rags

pathetic

your desperation is showing

>rags
>>
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING JONATHON QUICK
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>>51438208
>Lose badly
>Attempt banter
>lose badly

Fixed

>rags

>>51438215
>implying anyone can run out of pictures of that crying choking bitch
>rags
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>>51438252
Is there a pro-Rangers Kings-Rangers image? I don't know if that exists.
>>
>Lose game
>Ticket prices drop 40%
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>>51438215
It's like les habitants weren't even playing!
>>
>rags
>1980
>ameriburgers
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>>51436112
>Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, and Pavel Bure don't have their names on the Stanley Cup
>Sean Avery does
>City of Cantpucks
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>>51438215
>muh O6 cups

lel, official cup count is

1. Montreal Canadiens 10 cups
2. Edmonton Oilers 5 cups
3. New York Islanders, Detroit Red Wings 4 cups
5. New Jersey Devils, Pittsburgh Penguins, Boston Bruins 3 cups
8. Colorado Avalanche, Los Angeles Kings, Chicago Blackhawks, Philadelphia Flyers 2 cups
12. Anaheim Ducks, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Calgary Flames, New York Rangers 1 cups
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>>51438313
one of my favorite pictures :^)
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>>51436892
>Rangers below #lumbus
>Edmonton
nah
>>
>>51438342

Canadian hockey knowledge, superior as always

TYBASEDCANADABRO
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>>51438342
>implying
cups won during WHA talent dilution count for .75 of a real cup
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>>51438215
>>51438229
>>51438239
>>51438249
>>51438252
>>51438276
>>51438342

THIS RAGS FAG

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

Jesus I thought Sosa was getting rekt last night but this is a whole new level
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>1 cup since 1940
How can one team be so shit
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>>51437481
>Kongs fans talking about diving goalies
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>>51438239
>which player has more stanley cups?
Irrelevant. Which TEAM has more Stanley Cups?

>>51438252
>stop posting pictures that make your team look good! it makes me feel insufficient!
It's okay kongs fan, your time will come.

>>51438342
>pulling random numbers out of your ass
>>
day in the life of henrik "padbabby" lundshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4yp4CZQyLA
>>
>>51438197
>struggles of my parents calling me a cunt sometimes and even I don't know

nah, your banter is tiptop, onya m8
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>>51438402
>earn it
so lundshit has never earned it, did not earn it last year, and will likely never earn it

meanwhile, quick has earned it twice
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>>51438367
Well if you remove those (and the ones right after the 1967 expansion because the expansion teams were jokes)

1. Edmonton Oilers (5 cups)
2. New York Islanders, Detroit Red Wings (4 cups)
4. New Jersey Devils, Pittsburgh Penguins (3 cups)
6. Montreal Canadiens, Colorado Avalanche, Los Angeles Kings, Chicago Blackhawks (2 cups)
10. Anaheim Ducks, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Calgary Flames, New York Rangers, Boston Bruins (1 cup)
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>>51438402
>>pulling random numbers out of your ass

Better than pulling random pucks out of my net
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>>51438426
Don't remove the WHA cups, just devalue them a bit. 0.75 or 0.5 is fine.
>>
>>51438402

>Irrelevant. Which TEAM has more Stanley Cups?
moving the goalposts because your goalie has less cups :^)

>your time will come
it already has rags fag, pic related

>you in charge of arguments

>rags
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>>51438426
i want a cup..
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>>51438412

cheers

>rags
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>Tiny dick cuckolds imagine their gf pounded by bigger, stronger dudes
>Hongcouverites watch their team yearly get pounded by bigger, better teams
What other teams are perfect for their fanbases, /hoc/?
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>>51438384
you are either fan of a canadian team, or a bandwagon queer.
If you are a Vancouver fan:
> cantpucks
If you are a Calgary, Winnipeg, or Ottawa fan:
> irrelevant, always will be
If you are an Oilers fan:
> Muh Progression
If you are a Leafs fan:
> I truly am sorry for you
If you are a Habs fan:
You just got beaten by the rangers, you can yell all you want about the cups your team won when your dad was a kid and when you were 3, but you just got beaten by the
>rags
>Muh Kreider
so fuck off retard
>>
>>51438447
Since .5 is simpler I'll do that. Still not counting cups won before 1972.

1. Edmonton Oilers (5 cups)
2. Montreal Canadiens (4.5 cups)
2. New York Islanders, Detroit Red Wings (4 cups)
4. New Jersey Devils, Pittsburgh Penguins (3 cups)
6. Colorado Avalanche, Los Angeles Kings, Chicago Blackhawks (2 cups)
10. Anaheim Ducks, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Calgary Flames, New York Rangers, Boston Bruins, Philadelphia Flyers (1 cup)
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>>51438496

Rags, they're a shit team and a shit franchise with shit fans

>>51438498

See what I mean?

>rags
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>>51438499
Can you do a cups per active seasons since 72 for that?
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>>51438498
#REKT
>>
>>51438372

I'm actually pretty sure it's a fan of some other team trolling

Not even a rags "fan" can reach that level of mad and retardation. Still, just to be sure,

>rags
>>
>>51438496
>>51438496
>Detroit used to stand for something great, now is old and festering and holding on to past glory
>Doesn't even matter whether I'm referring to the city or the team
>>
>>51438564

that webm is a classic
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>>51438342
Wait a minute, I think you forgot the Leafs on there friend!
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>>51438499
>tfw always been relevant and have cups no matter what
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>>51438564
7/10 deflection, rep still intact
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>>51438425
Quick hasn't earned shit. Rangers had a bad night offensively and he therefore had nothing to defend. Stop giving him so much more credit than he deserves. Lundy carried his team. He is the best goaltender out there. Hands down.

>>51438452
congratulations. Your team won 2 cups. You'll never again know the joy of that happening in your life so I hope you enjoyed it, mexicunt.

I don't have to defend my goaltender--his actions on the ice do that for him.

>>51438499
>still pulling numbers out of absolutely no where
typical
kongs
fan
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>>51438581

rags make everything funnier

>rags

>>51438592
>laffs
>even making the Finals after the O6 era

>>51438614
>Quick 4-1 1.63 GAA .932 Sv% 1 SHO
>Lundqvist 1-4 2.46 GAA .923 Sv% 0 SHO
>rags
>>
Muh pre 1992 cups
>>
>>51438634
Modern should be split pre-cap and post-cap
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>>51438614
>Losing 4 games in one series
LOL
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>>51438614

I have a challenge for you rags fag

Show me 1 (one) picture of Lundshit raising the Stanley Cup

I'll wait as long as it takes :^)

>rags
>>
>>51438498
>rags fan are so assblasted by their shit team and lack of cups that they have to go full autism mode
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>>51438614
so defeated he
calls >>51438499

a CANADIAN a kings fan
>>
>>51438597
>leltroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V123BIh0bo4
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>>51438632
Is it almost time for hockey yet? I'm getting antsy.

>rags
>>
It's time for the outlawz to have fun and save /sp/

TONIGHT'S OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING THREAD
>>51434716
>>51434716

shitpost wildly in that thread to stress fat mods and to let general hugbox culture know it is not welcome

Let it be known that this particular general was offered an opportunity to avoid this and they refused

THIS IS THE WILL OF THE OUTLAW POPE AND THE BRAVE OUTLAWS
spread this message and gather the forces'
>>
>>51438632

>nothing will ever be better for USA - CAN relations that shitting on the rags

>rags
>>
>>51438723
Riddle me this, outlaws. Do you know why /hoc/ exists?

It isn't just "circlejerking" or "hugboxes."
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>>51438614

>i-i don't have to defend my goaltender
>spent the last hour defending his goaltender
the backpedaling...i cant....my sides
>>
>>51438698
defeated by what? his posts literally made zero sense

>>51438672
call me with the same request in one year and maybe I can help you

For now all I have is pic related.

>inb4 top tier damage control

I'll wait.
>>
>>51438542
I did seasons per cup since it gave whole numbers. Lower is better

1. Edmonton Oilers (6.6)
2. Montreal Canadiens (9.1)
3. New York Islanders, Detroit Red Wings (10.25)
5. New Jersey Devils (13)
6. Pittsburgh Penguins (13.7)
7. Anaheim Ducks (20)
8. Los Angeles Kings, Chicago Blackhawks (20.5)
10. Tampa Bay Lightning (21)
11. Carolina Hurricanes (33)
12. Calgary Flames, Dallas Stars, Boston Bruins, Philadelphia Flyers, New York Rangers (41)

Oilers stronk
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>>51438724
>a whole continent peacefully united in laughing at that disaster of a hockey club in NY and its shit fans

>>51438709

I wish it were, bro, I wish it werre

>/hoc/ when the rags lose their season opener
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>>51438793
woops, forgot pic
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>>51438634
*Official Cup Count*

1. Detroit Red Wings: 4 Cups
2. New Jersey Devils, Pittsburgh Penguins: 1 Cup
4. Colorado Avalanche, Chicago Blackhawks, Los Angeles Kings: 2 Cups
7. Montreal Canadiens, Dallas Stars, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Anaheim Ducks, Boston Bruins: 1 Cup
>>51438342
>1 cups
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>>51438817
How is number of saves made a valuable stat?
>>
>>51438817
>>51438793

Can you sort that list by Cup rings?

>rags
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>>51438793

So am I to understand you have no picture of Henrik Padqvist raising the Stanley Cup?

How sad

Here's a bunny for your troubles

>>51438813

>rags
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>>51438817
>>51438865

absolutely REKT
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>>51438876
>scored as many goals as Rick Nash in the SCF.jpg

>>51438895
>rags
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kek
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>tfw this lundshit shitposter will probably hang himself tonight
now I feel bad
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>>51438907

>dude on the rack = rags
>car = kings
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>>51438851
Because Lundqvist > Quick
>b-but my other irrelevant stats
This is the most important. Lundqvist is the GOAT keeper. Give up.
>>
>>51438932
But Quick > Lundqvist

I'm a fucking Ducks fan - I hate Quick. Still, I can't deny he's good.
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>>51438932

>GOAT keeper
>zero (0) stanley cups

:^)

>>51438927
i know it's kind of sad how he keeps trying and failing miserably
>>
>>51438925
that's fucking disorienting

pls ban
>>
>>51438932
But how can he be king if he has no ring? It's just not logical
>>
>>51438929
>people celebrating with Cup = kings
>guy crying inconsolably in the tunnel = rags

>rags
>>
>>51438927
No, I won't. I'll go to bed soon though to spare you guys the embarrassment. I might laugh at you tomorrow with some other Rangers fans though so beware.

>>51438957
>pretending to be a fan of something you aren't to prove a point
I'm laughing at you.
any hockey fan outside of /hoc/ KNOWS Lundqvist is top 5 for goalkeepers. if you ever left the house you'd understand.
>>
>>51439012
If Lundshit is top 5, why hasn't he won a cup?
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>>51439012

lel

>mfw this nerd cries himself to sleep tonight in his room covered in rags posters, laying in his rags bedsheets and wondering why we're all such bullies
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>>51439012
> I'll go to bed soon though to spare you guys the embarrassment.
>internet equivalent of crying and running away
>top 5
>no rings

Perhaps you're confused by the 5 games he managed to play before losing the Cup Final!

>rags
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>>51439012

Here friend, this should ease the pain. Just look at it whenever you need to imagine a world where dreams come true, since a rags championship will never be a reality again.
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>>51438831
>ty based Konstantinov
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>>51439050

>rags
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>>51439028
One man can't carry his entire team. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>51439042
>mfw this nerd has no pride in his team because he literally can't
>he's afraid of people who are proud so he shitposts at them like there's no tomorrow


Anyway, I'll go to bed. Goodnight shitheads. Enjoy Quick's timed relevance and your whopping two Stanleys, while I enjoy the fantastic feeling of being a fan of the world's top goaltender and one of the best teams in the NHL. I'll be back tomorrow for some more delicious Kongs damage control. Try not to miss me too much :^)
>>
>>51439091
>One man can't carry his entire team.
>one of the best teams in the NHL
What's there to "carry," if they're one of the best teams?
>>
why is everyone in hoc such a bully
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