Guys I bought a fish tank and some basic stuff to go with it. I haven't stocked it yet but don't know what kind of fish to get. I'm thinking of doing sand and maybe a couple of real plants.
Anybody into fish and shit?
Is that even a human being?
Hey guys, is this the ass thread?
Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down.
>had two fish as a kid
>best friends I ever had
>feed them whenever I ate a meal so they got three meals a day
>died in two weeks due to overeating
whatever you due bruhs don't fucking feed your fish like a human they don't need to eat 3 times a day
That is the most disgusting thing I have seen I would slap you if it were not for them digits
Planted tanks are pretty hard to do, you'll need to do some research, bu they can look cool as fuck once you get good at it
The girl in op's webm is goes by the instagram name: Elnaz1985
She made her account private a while bacl but that is her. And yes, everything on her is fake. Her tits and ass are fake. There was a pic that showed her body before and she looked like a matchstick. Big head with a thin body.
>tfw you have awful farts but want to fap to an awesome ass thread, but everytime you look at the pic you smell one of your lingering farts and picture it coming from her and it kills it for you
olivia jensen but you should already know that name if you're a high test alpha male
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "manlett raptor" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a manlett, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his self confidence isn't based on height like tallfags – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not manlett raptor. You stare at his height, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two manletts you didn't even know were there. Because manletts are pack hunters, you see, they use coordinated attack patterns and they're out in force today. And he slashes at you with this – a 3-inch retractable dick, like a razor, on the middle torso. He doesn't bother to dickslap your jugular like a lion, oh no … he dickslaps at you here. or here … or maybe across the belly, cumming over your intestines. The point is … you are alive when they start to tell you "height doesn't matter" . So you know … try to show a little respect.
>mfw imagining getting my cock ridden by that bitch
White boys, how do you feel knowing you lost the cultural war that was ass vs. boobs?
>inb4 the okcupid stats /pol/bro makes an appearance
There's nothing cultural about it. If you have to choose between one or the other, you go for ass. Only tits is disgusting, and makes you look retarded.
No, even if it's clean as hell it only tastes neutral. It doesn't taste like much but the texture of the ass(hole) is weird and takes some getting used to but I like it.
If only you could smell pictures. This thread would be divine.
Yeah I know, I like it.
i don't get it. so mods delete CP but they let a derailed ass thread continue even though half the pics are nsfw and this is a sfw board?
is it because its night time so they just say fuck it?
>tfw this girl posts on soc
>tfw she is hot as fuck
>tfw she normally wears glasses but she took a pic without them and theres something about her face that creeps me out but i dont know what it is
>there are no night jobs
>it's nighttime all around the world
because encouraging the posting of CP to any thread someone doesn't like so the mod will kill the whole thread fucking sucks
Also there's an alarm that calls in mods who have nothing to do with /sp/ when cp is posted
apparently she's somewhat of a shut-in an an exhibitionist where she can do this anonymously
these are the threads she posts in
its the only reason i visit /soc/. i just keep a tab of /boob/ open and whenever i go back i scroll through to see if she posted again. i think i am in love with her
Night jobs are unsupervised and you can usually do whatever you want.
Source: I work overnight and go in ass threads without a care.
Oh and what fish you want dictates what plants you can have, and vice versa
And your plants will have to match your lighting, or they will rot and ruin your water.
And your substrate will depend on what plants and fish you want.
Its not just throw some shit into a tank, it takes some planning
>not slacking off at work and getting paid to be a lazy fuck
God I love working security.
Funny story. My boss actually came in at 7am and the dude on night shift was jacking off to porn. He literally came up behind him while he was watching. He didn't even fire him just moved him to another facility and told us the story in a meeting.
That's a romanian deadlift executed with perfect form. How is that a ticket to snap city, exactly?
Yeah, we laughed our asses off. He said if I had to whack it go to the bathroom. Luckily I only work overnight once a week though. Would do it everdyday though, it's easy money.
>all these late fucks
This is an /ass/ thread, post some shit.
>why would a hot girl like that post on /soc/ for?
why do you assume every attractive girl is some normalfag type?
plenty of attractive females who are fucked in the head out there.
yea bruh, but we needs that one. 90% of most pics and vids been seen or are saucable.
derp, I should've been executed many times already for being this retarded
>plenty of attractive females who are fucked in the head out there.
being a hot girl gives the girl power over men. They know this all too well. They go with this. Eventually it fucks with their head and you get your regular crazy ass stupid bitch hot girl.
I'm crashing this thread, with no feels surviving.
Ghana pls. By that logic, you're ruining the world.
Most countries in Latin America have actual Afro population, just like the black people in the USA
>tfw you successfully started a great /ass/ thread
I love you /sp/bros
And it survived CP boycott. A winner is you.
>not knowing Tensnake is a nigger
leave and never return, crossie scum
>Race is a social construct.
Hell, run out. I would grab my external drive but, you know, it's on the other side of the room, so.
>I am superior because some guy invented something
>waking up to the her wearing your shirt
OMG I need another girlfriend quick!
>the world works by unaccomplished people bandwagoning the successes of others
I don't think so tim
Black Master Race Reporting In! This is now a race bait thread
>Ok, maybe in China with industrial espionage,
Dude, I know as much as you. I got it on /fit/, so I guess that would be the sauce.
>go to gym at 2 am for late night workout
>no one there, or so you thought
>walk into bathroom
Beta white boy detected. I bet you absolutely love Asian chicks too.
face > weight > ass >>>> tits
What the fuck is wrong with you? Both is always better, but if you have to pick between one or the other you go for ass.
>I bet you absolutely love Asian chicks too.
How did you know
There's a website on the vid.
I'm not a footfag, but in case anyone here is, have this.
Face => Ass > Tits > Legs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Feet