Riddle me this;
Why doesn't a player named hulk get stronger the more upset he gets?
some one should make an avengers parody of the world cup, with scene of loki talking to iron man loki would be Low the german couch and iron man would be the couch for brazil. And loki or low would say something like, we have the best squad ever and the brazillian couch just say we have a "hulk"
>soccerbase says 175cm 73.5kg
>espn says 178cm 85kg
>wikipedia says 180cm
just how big is this guy
Cortana predicts you will lose against Germany.
>She has successfully predicted all games starting from the round of 16, based on statistics like past matches, player perfomance, weather, injuries and more
fuck, I forgot to post the image
Hulk in charged of silencing the the racist cunts:
The funny past is that Benfica is known as the club of the nigger, gypsys and all the shit that plague our society
It's not just posture. His ass was measured on some TV show and it was bigger than many big booty Brazilian models.
Does it get worse over the years or do you simply have to live with it?
>tfw you have a career-ending badonkadonk
FIFA took all the money from the poor orphans to buy it
With the right training you can get rid of it without having any issues...if you don´t you can get serious problems with your back
>mfw i didn´t have to serve in the bundeswehr since I am apparently only allowed to lift objects below 20 kg
I sort of got rid of it
stretch your hip flexors, lower back and quads (optional)
strenghten your abs, glutes and hamstrings
also paused atg squats
pec and shoulder stretches might help too
leave nazi chicks for me
Some chains can never be broken
I lost 15 years. Buried alive. Erased.
You left me, rotting in that hell hole and never looked back
But you can’t out run the past. And when it catches up and all your lies collapse around you I’ll be there: sifting through the wreckage
You owe me.
so what's news? there were no surprises from round 16 until here. The best teams have won.
No one has predicted Costa Rica to win over Italy or Spain to get trashed twice and be sent home at group stages.
Brazil is going to win tomorrow, on either penalties or ET I'd guess.
His face is life.
Destroys all strife.
His face is bright.
Hulk, you are totally white.
O manly bunda,
Like a rotunda,
Swaying with power,
Forever aim higher,
Oh benevolent master,
Avert great disaster,
For your holy aim,
Must find the frame,
His words spoken,
Krauts lie broken,
Power and sinew,
We must watch you,
Leave the World Trade Center to me
Holy Spirit of Nerman Blesses You All Squinting
It's not a meme.
Hulk will destroy your national team and end your dreams of lifting the cup.
wow he gotta dick too
Hulk confirmed to go into gay porn after retiring
How is it cuck silly, Brazilians are white :^)
don't just stare at it, eat it... wait ew