/sma/ 2017 - Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Post ITT females

>>25445447
>didn't choose FMU

>>25445447
you had ONE job

Oi

>>25445447
How did you fuck up so badly?

As if multiple anons requesting a new macro was not enough, the one active girl even fucking asked to be it
>>25445310'
Go fuck yourself op

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>>25445447
Posting my the girl I credit for killing sma instead of me...

NO RESPECT

Also did we ever figure out if blondie and gem were secretly the same person??

>>25445464
He probably did it to fuck with you

>>25445468
Clearly. Someone please make a better thread quick so we can get this shit orined

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>>25445468
Have I ever made my blondie dislike known?

Posting cat gang again for those that missed it.

>>25445473
That would be stupid

>>25445477
What state are you from FMU

>>25445477
How did you ask me for cats when you could have picked any of those cute fuckers on the spot

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>>25445479
YOU WOULD BE STUPID. THE REAL GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE IS BACK AND SHE WANTS A NEW THREAD AND SOME FUCKING BANTER!!!!

WELCOME TO A NEW 25 DAYS 5/10 THREAD!!!

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>>25445493
I just tried something and took literally the grossest picture I can imagine. Check this shit out.

That's actually really hot

>>25445464
> Also did we ever figure out if blondie and gem were secretly the same person??

No but Gem was like 300x more fun so I don't think it was ever a question.

Didn't interact nearly as much with blondie, what was the issue with her?

>>25445464
>>25445493
This shit is too meta for me. And why do you want to be a macro so bad? Just post some sexy pics.

>>25445493
>>25445500
lmao
jesus did I miss fmu

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>>25445499
That's what y'all get for the disrespect.

And why is no one telling me if I look like a busted old broad now??? You kids are rusty.

>>25445511
You look like a busted old broad

also layne is posting on reddit again since 6 months

>>25445511
Have you seen the prior threads? We need practice

>and the return of some good camwhores

>>25445511
I mean, you don't. I know some, you're not there yet, wait till 27.

That being said, those class of 2021 mf'ers are gonna run circles around you for a hot minute, the subway/train/whatever you call it glances slow down at 26+.

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>>25445507
I'm here for attention, dweebs. Everyone wants to me the macro! Also I forgot the word macro, I'm rusty too.
>>25445508
Nooooooow you realize I'm great. Psssh.
>>25445517
Really?? What a blast from the past. How's she doing?

That's a damn nice pussy would love to get all up in that

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>>25445527
Meh, I don't get attention in real life. People just look at me because I'm colorful. I have my audience but it's not the general public.

>>25445534
show your weathered ass, faymoo

>>25445534
Let's see that tight little asshole.

>>25445534
>How's she doing?
IDK, but she doesn't look much different now

https://www.reddit.com/user/SweetAndSexySauce/submitted

>>25445517
prove it

>>25445464
Blondie didn't kill sma
Krautfag did, and he's probably the OP of this thread and he definitely did it to spite you
In your time away from /soc/, the board traffic went down a lot and since almost no one was posting here, krautfag was the only permalurker left and he would berate any new girl who showed up that wasn't posting in high res, so basically /sma/ got no new regular camwhores for like the last two plus years

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>>25445540
What a weird thing to say. You're supposed to chat about life, not sex. Get with it!
>>25445542
Thaaaaaatts more like it! Poses are hard, yo.
>>25445550
I still blame some of the girls who didn't like fun. Fun is what brought in the new gals.

>>25445559
Spank it and make it redder for us?

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>>25445550
It was antianusfagz and pubesfagz who killed it. Also people like dubsstalker and incompetent mods/janis

>>25445547
>>25445545

>>25445545
She looks meh

FMU, are you single now?

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>>25445545
She's owns some ugly ass boots.
>>25445565
This is not banter!
>>25445576
Come on now, she looks exactly the same. That's pretty damn impressive. People tend to go downhill over the years.

>>25445567
Dear anon, you made my day. <3

>>25445559
I dunno, fmu. I wasn't here years ago when you posted, but generally the anons are here to jack off, not to talk to women... sometimes a conversation happens but the main idea is creating pornographic photos or videos for the anons... so try and be sexy or go to a never nude thread to post selfies and talk to people ???

>>25445581
Better, would make red raw if had chance. One spankable ass

>>25445567
Those things have almost nothing to do with /sma/
This thread has been like a nuclear waste disposal site. Kikfags barely come here which is a big sign

>>25445559
I mean it's fine for you to believe that but you also have to understand that you're unique and not many girls who are thinking about camwhoring are into memeing and shitposting with neckbeards who insult them while you get naked

>>25445545
>dat BD collection
Saved

>>25445581
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>>25445511
Now if you didn't post your body on soc you'd be such a 10/10 cutie pie

All well

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>>25445580
Do I look single to you???
>>25445585
You know nothing...
>>25445593
Blah blah blah. The numbers are with me. Your threads take a month now, back when it was all funposting you could have multiple threads in one day. I'm the least unique girl to post here. I'm the mother fucking real girlfriend experience.

If girls just wanted losers to compliment them and jack off they'd go to Reddit. The niche here is genuine fun interaction. You don't need to attract the majority, you don't even have a shot of attracting them, you need to be going after the 4chany gals. How is that not obvious?

10/10

>>25445534
FMU, i have always found your pussy to be one of the most, if not THE most, attractive i have ever seen...

>>25445615
Clearly you're the one who is wrong here. Sorry. Try again another day, perhaps

>>25445581
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>>25445511
still a best ass, tits and pussy to date. glad to see you kept your body in shape and didn't get fat after high-school

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>>25445592
I didn't hit it, that's just from the hot bath water. Don't flatter yourself.
>>25445617
>>25445618
It's like I'm talking to a wall...

>>25445625
That blanket looks hella cozy

>>25445615
Also puddems ex-jew posted some time ago that she left him for a richer jew. Do you still have contact with her? I think it's time for that collab to finally happen.

>>25445584
You're welcome. I also expected she would not go back to camwhoring.

>>25445615
>Do I look single to you???
>>25445534
>>25445541
you're pussy looks too good here so i don't think you're getting dick regularly. this morning or the night before.

>>25445635
>not go back to camwhoring
She has over 20 bad dragon dildos and a boyfriend who ties her up and takes photos, she's obviously fucking insane lmao why wouldn't she be a camwhore still

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>>25445624
Dude, I'm like 20 pounds heavier.

You're all just afraid that you're not fun enough to attract the right girls anymore. >>25445634
It's from Costco! I fucking love Costco, shop there every week. A costco hotdog and drink for $1.50 is the way to my heart.
>>25445635
I actually just recently tried to text her, no response.
>>25445636
We'll I'm not.

>>25445649
>she's obviously fucking insane
Do tell why

>>25445615
>Your threads take a month now, back when it was all funposting you could have multiple threads in one day
That's the point, in 2011-2012 when you were here /soc/ would get like 10-15,000 posts a day, now we're lucky to get 5,000

>unique
unique in the sense that you don't mind shitposting and banter. have you already forgotten? even in your prime time that was fairly rare. Even more now so that camwhoring on the internet has changed so much. it's a lot more prevalent and acceptable now, so if girls go anywhere to post nudes they go some place that's ~*body positive*~ with no shaming and some place where they can block/report people who say mean stuff

fwiw there is an FMU-type camwhore, someone who deals with however bad things are and just posts nudes regardless, but the last one /sma/ had later became a FtM transexual soooo

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>>25445655
She does have that slutty but crazy band geek look in her eye.

>>25445655
No sane person spends that much money on little plastic things you shove into your vagina. That's a blatant sign of mental health issue

I'd lick all up in that and ram my sick right up in it

>>25445652
Costco is for sure the shit

>>25445652
>>25445660
god tier pussy

>>25445660
Do girls get nipple hair

FMU, the only thing that could make your pussy look even better is once you grow out that ginger bush.

>>25445679
Yes

>>25445665
Except for two things
1. It's silicon :^)
2. She bought defect ones

>>25445705
Do you think you're accomplishing something?

>>25445728
Do you?

>>25445729
Lmao not at all

>based famoo dropping truth bombs

Anyone know where to fund FMU on Pornhub

>>25445791
>fund

Reported.

>>25445660
FMU got me nostalgic for summers past.

>>25445660
Can u suck as many toes as possible for us?

>>25445791
Fund or find?

>ragging on other camwhores and being cringey while you're manic

JuJu come show her how it's done.

>>25445822
Blondie hasn't been here in years. Don't be dramatic. Definitely manic though, I'll agree on that point.

Moolia is probably still mad at famoo for that one cow joke 5 years ago.

>>25445815
Find

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Fmu where r u


Camwhore class reunion when

Is fmu the ginger with the manface?

>>25445962
I'm an idiot who was recently drawn back to this hell hole. What's your name again?

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>>25445962

>>25445965
say that to her manface

>>25445962

Good day to you too CB. Seriously what's with all the girls coming back? Yesterday three girls came back to sbt as well. Is it the time of year?

>le two pics and disappear for two months camwhore

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>>25445979
Sss sent smoke signals and now we have to all report in lol

>>25445987
3 pics so far

>>25446077
May we see how well your pussy has aged to dispel the myth that CW's are real whores?

>because FMU's doesn't look any different

>>25446086
Im hairy af right now but this ladycave has held up pretty decent

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>>25446100

>>25446104
Yes. That is indeed still a very fine specimen.

Thanks CB!

>>25446104
Damn that bush is sexy

>>25446100
>>25446104
>Im hairy af right now
I can tell. hnnnnggg

>>25446104
Yes it has! Very nice

>>25445987
Shut up xanniefag

>>25446104
Camwhore Fridays back when?

>>25445625
>>25445652
Ajhhhhhhhhhh double dammit I miss all of fmu's plaitnum posts...again. but he'll even after all(however many years it's been) your still as hott and funny as you use to be, maybe a little more honest too lol.
>Costco hotdogs
Maybe it's just me but they make some of the best dog dang dogs around, I'd be that guy whod go halfsies on a 60 pack of polish dogs tbqh senpai

stay based fmu

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>>25446324
Bitch, you can freeze these babies! Can we all just talk about our favorite Costco buys? Their dish washing detergent is great and just $9.59 for a 150 pack!
>>25445962
I almost didn't recognize you! You look amazing!!!

And we'll all get together and guess each other's actual ages and weights. It'll be real fun.

>>25445464
>summoning fmu
IT WORKED,
IT WORKS.

Oh thank you, thank you!

>>25446425
>based kirkland beef franks or fmu's boobas
Bruv I love those fucking packs, idk if they even sell those polish dogs in bulk tho, let's split one then. Also hope you steam you dogs.
lol I love talking about shopping shit tho, what about those packs of fried shrimp? Those are pretty good and come with 36"ish", and I think I have that detergent too, the packs actually "dissolve" unlike the name brand shit.

What's your opinion on the boxed pizza tho,I made on this week but idk seems like the recipe changed, or my childhood was a lie

>>25446425
is your sister a whore yet? time to teach her the trade

>>25446425
put the wiener in your ass

>>25445615
>Do I look single to you???
Whoring on 4chan for attention? Yes you do look single, nice body but too bad your personality is damaged.

>>25446470
Lol can't you die of septic shock from doggin around with frozen hotdogs?

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>>25446459
Anon, we could be good friends. I actually have heard that they changed the manufacturer on those pizzas, if you're talking about the frozen ones. Now, if you mean take and bake that could just be your locations deli fucking up.

Did you try those insane 6 delicious chocolate chunk cookies for $6.99?? They were so good but all these idiot peasants were too cheap to buy them so they're gone now. Also have you tried the Korean BBQ pork Jerky?

Pic just for you, gotta collect that 2%!
>>25446486
It's not damaged, it's always been shit. Not single though.

>>25446104
Show more of that bush please and you didn't really show your armpit hair yet, only a tiny hint of it.

>>25446491
I feel bad for the guys that wheel you honestly, unless it's just for sex, you'd be good for that.

I can't imagine how fucked your kids would be if you tried to raise them.

Anyway hurry up and fuck yourself with a hotdog, we're bored of the same old pics. I'd be willing to nut to that so you can get at least that much validation. You're welcome in advance for that by the way.

>>25446491
Lol Tha fuck why is this so hot, is this how girls feel when they see a dude with a black visa card? I want to say we could prob shop and shit talk for hours.
I had the take and bake and threw garlic butter on the crust, but damn I just remembered the frozen ones are different. I live in "little Mexico" cali and the Costco near me isn't that great desu, deli is prob worse.

Last I had was the pack of white chocolate, chocolate, and oatmeat cookies, but kek it's $7 for 6 cookies they prob couldn't deal with the PREMIUM savings. Yo I didn't even know they had jerky how cheap is it. Oh and do you fuck with the croissants?

Kek I want to request you rape yourself in those long ass Costco receipts

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FMU & CB in 1 thread? FUG you anons should give me credits.

fmu your vag is the prettiest I've ever seen in my porno-addicted lifetime. I'm not a big pussylicker but your I'd fucking eat out for hours and your #1 bumhole ofc.

CB your bod is perfection, you look like a masterpiece of Michael Angelo or fucking Da Vinci.

Guys I'm crying rn kek

>>25446491
I love Costco. I almost get full off their free samples. Can we see both tits upclose again?

What is your favorite food to buy at Costco?

>>25446491
>Dat 2%
>$2 gal of milk

Marry me bargain slut!

>Ashe and FMU post
UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT A GOD EXISTS.

Why can't we have a Julia vs FMU battle to remember the old times?

>>25445545
>Layme has become our enemy
:(

>>25445534
My Lord that is an amazing pussy

>>25445585
I'm a guy and I enjoy fmu's humor, conversation and intelligence

>>25447272
I enjoy it, too

so FMU is basically a nostalgiafagging jaded permalurker right? Like if she wasn't a she, she would definitely get >mowyl'ed

>>25447324
True but as long as she keeps showing off her holes and tits I don't really care

>penny in the legwear thread

What's going on? Camwhore COINTELPRO?

>>25447390
Fuckmyusername is love Fuckmyusername is life

>>25447457
>penny

That's Jane Goodall and she has been there for a long time.

>>25447479
Can't tell if your're joking...

>>25447324
Except she can't be a perma lurker. She can never help but reveal herself whenever she's in a thread, people used to be able to identify her just based on writing style. LOTS OF CAPS AND STUPID WORD CHOICES.

>>25447324
>mowyl'ed
Could you use terms the average casual lurker can understand plz?

>>25447947
Move
On
With
You
Life

In this context as a verb, as in 'to be the recipient of a reply containing the acronym mowyl in the form of greentext.' The implication is that FMU was basically nostalgiafagging and bringing up stuff from years ago, and generally whenever a male lurker does something similar they are >mowyl'ed.

>>25446510
>>25446518
and I feel for the girls that ever had to hear a word from this mouth
being a little whinny bitch has never been sexy or has it
please change
don't thank me, you're welcome

>>25446510
>guys that wheel you
>wheel you

fuck off leaf

>>25446491
>tfw I just missed FMU
Come back here you gorgeous old woman. It's a pleasure to have you back.
Also, summoning Kittens so we can enjoy the company of both of our old-time fun and chatty camwhores

based aleksa

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>>25445464
>>25445581
>People tend to go downhill over the years.
did your boobs grow or just got saggy?
>>25445652
>>25445660
the mysterious whole gingers store their stolen souls in.
>>25446425
>>25446491
you sound like a fucking housewife. what happened?
>>25445962
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>>25445993
>>25446104
yaaay, ceeebeee. obligatory begging for more.

>>25448965
she tooooo bussy licking vagina.

>>25445464
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>>25445541
>>25445559
>>25445581
>>25445615
>>25445625
>>25445652
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>>25446425
>>25446491
Lol I went to HS with you.

>>25449112
No way! What's your first name and what grade were you in in relation to me???

>>25449112
>Lol I went to HS with you.
i went to kindergarden with her.

so while you were jerking your dick to your moms underwear catalog and got told off by girls, she was already legendary.

makes you think eh?

>>25445534
Your pussy is perfect, let me fill you up..

>>25449112
the obviousest of bait; we've all seen her school photos

>>25449112
you from escondido? what's your address?

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>>25449231
I'm going to go ahead and say he was bluffing...

Oh well! Maybe we should all meet up in Escondido next time I'm in town. Everyone would just have to promise not to murder me.

Also check out the patio I just built, y'all. I'm way more dad than housewife.

>>25449244
That is nice. Time to put a beach recliner on it, sun in the nude and send us pics.

>>25449248
I second this

>>25449244
FMU, please show some tits/ass/superior vagoo this morning!

>>25449244
Post how you were dressed, dad.

> Everyone would just have to promise not to murder me.

No murder just anal rape.

>>25449244
i miss when you would put delicious lollies in your arse in video form.

get to it, tally ho!

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>>25449244
>murder
lol yea right, you'd be lucky if you could get one to maintain eye contact for more than a minute while talking.
this is what you have to look forward to

>>25449303
Is this you in the middle, yeah the ginger neck-beard?

FMU better still be a horny slut now that she's a deck dad. CB proves you can keep your edge after domestic and professional life.

One thing is for sure, FMUs still a freak. I bet she's banned from Costco right now and that's why she's posting so much about it.

FMU here to do stuff to her butt and tell us about low calorie snax

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>>25449370
>low calorie snax

time has changed and she stopped talking about them tho. why even life?

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"New" ID. Yes, I did post about myself like a total narcissist. This is not shocking. Let's move on.
>>25449348
FROM COSTCO??? Please, I'm there every week. The employees actually seem quite confused by me as I look 18 but shop there constantly. One of them tried to accuse me of using a parents card once, I was not happy.
>>25449370
Oh my god, I love that that's my brand!

I'm not kidding about that korean bbq pork jerky. It's insane! Also if you've never smoked a whole pork loin you're fucking missing out. It turns out so juicy and its so low calorie. I'm very into smoking some meats these days.
>>25449248
Patio furniture should be here on Friday! Also I've since added more rocks, obviously its not done in that pic.
>>25448837
Both! They're actually just saggy this week because my quarterly period happened last week, they're fill in in the next week or so.
>>25447324
Pretty much. But not a permalurker. Maybe I'll start lurking now!

>>25449387
Damn what a body, let me shove my cock deep in you

>Get some fingers juicy for me plz

>>25449387
make a real vid, fmu

>>25449387
Holy shit, so you're like, clinically insane. Never seen such a crazy camwhore before. You literally are talking about yourself in the third person. So weird. Are you just trying to create drama?

>>25449387
>as I look 18
you tried.

your pussy, tits and ass still look great after all these years let go of the anxiety about aging.

>>25449387
>They're actually just saggy this week

fuck they change every week? Not shaggy at all I checked the old pics and exact the same.

When was the last time your butthole hosted a dick? Do you still like buttstuff? Still own your green shorts?

>>25449411
dem green shorts

hnnng

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>>25449401
It's just what I hear in actual life. People question the validity of my ID constantly. Bought some wine a few days ago and the dude wouldn't shut up about how I look like a baby.
>>25449400
Please. Literally everyone has done it. I said nothing that created drama though, you're the one being very dramatic right now.

That being said, I probably am insane. So fucking what?
>>25449411
Nah, I just get my period every 3-4 months and they're saggy for the week or two after I bleed. And I can't find my shorts! I loved those shorts...
>>25449393
Ick. Don't be a yuckmeister.

>>25449421
Can you drool on your nips?

>>25449421
>I probably am insane. So fucking what?

Who's not on here? This wannabe? >>25449400

fmu serious question, do you give a fuck about anons or do you still have some love for us?

I'm glad you're posting it was a very sad place without you bitch.

>>25449421
I definitely think you're the only one to ever do that... but okay girl, do you

>>25449421
Yo fmu that's just the curse of having a forever baby face, what else can you do about getting ID'd? I get carded in most places since I give a young shithead vibe, maybe you could try growing some facial hair kek

And pls tell me you have a pillow to ride and assualt

so, could you make a bate video for us, FMU?
i'm waiting this since you back some months ago

>>25449421
low-key mad that i missed out on that grainy bj video i really wanted to see

thiccmu > thinnmu

>>25449421
>I just get my period every 3-4 months
That's nice for you, but isn't "normal" every 28 days?

Btw, since your not 18, how old are you? Since you've accomplished deck building, the desire to do that probably wouldn't hit someone younger than late 20s.

>>25449675
I'm recently 22. And I have the implanon birth control implant so its pretty normal.

>>25449690
FMU... i want to both love you
And say vicious shit to you

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>>25445652
Oops. I changed my number/phone a couple times. Pretty sure I don't have yours or Ivy's anymore. Nice patio neat neat neat

>>25449924
Kek the hivemind is real

>>25449924
You look amazing! How is life? Still married? Am I being bamboozled because I haven't been in the thread in years?

>>25449924
Fucking All-Star game, ladies and gentlemen.

>>25449932

Yeah this is getting really scary... people used to joke about Grace running some kind of online prostitution ring...
All the girls suddenly coming back within the last week or so just can't be a coincidence anymore. This is getting ridiculous.
>>25449924 please be the real Gingerpuss, one of the true GOATs.

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>all these girls coming back

>>25449946
>>25449947
Because they're all too pussy to post alone. "I don't wanna be the only girl in the thread hehe" so when they see other girls posting they all suddenly want to join the bandwagon

>>25449924
>>25449935
Omg
I'm blacking out from happiness/lack Of blood to my brain

MAKE
SMA
GREAT
AGAIN

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>>25449935
Thyaaanks. Life is SO COOL. Still married.
>>25449946
"joke"
>>25449955
Fuck bitches amirte let's kill them

Ivy pls

>>25449966
Looking awesome as always.

Lets see if it works:

BRACES BRACES BRACES

>>25449966

Haha. I mean it's none of my business really. If you girls enjoy chatting with one another and keep it touch to talk whatever that's fine with me. If anything it's nice that you lasses stay in touch somehow.
Thanks for posting that world class firebush once more. I still look at your bathroom cleaning set every once in a while :]

>>25449924
oh, those tits are beautiful! relatively newfag and didn't know you!
any chance of an ass on soles?

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>>25449961
>>25449960
>>25449947
>>25449946
>>25449940
WHAT HAVE I BEEN FUCKING TELLING YOU LOSERS! BANTER BRINGS GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25449966
I'm so glad to hear all is well! Ivy is worried you've been murdered. I actually just realized she texted me back! Apparently I read it while drunk and have since assumed she didn't answer. Just messaged her again. Maybe she can be wrangled in.

Also you look great, stop posting good content YOURE MAKING ME SAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL TOO THREATENED TO POST, PLEASE ANON, WEIRDLY HIT ON ME CAUSE THATS WHAT GIRLS ACTUALLY WANT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME

>>25449981
can i interpret it as a sort of cumbeg?

>>25449981
show us your gorgeous ass?

>>25449966
You always kinda figure CGs start to let themselves go once they move on and the posting stops...
Obv this is not the case for Pudd.
I'm amazed by how tight you've kept it Pudds... great job

>>25449981
I'm sure it's the name-dropping and the fact that you used to post here, and much less because of "banter" but okay

>>25449981
Epic tits. Show more.you look like alot of fun.

>>25449999
Why do people have this assumption that every woman just "gets fat"???

>>25450009
Everyone does

But all the guys here don't ever talk about other guys unless that's are jealous of them

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>>25450009
A lot of people pork up when they graduate from high school
>>25450003
FUCK OFF. I WILL BRING ABOUT THE NEXT GOLDEN AGE OF SMA. Unless I get bored...
>>25449992
You may not.
>>25450008
I am not fun but I do love FUNPOSTING

Look guys, I'm going to the gym sometime today. Ain't you proud of me??

Puds, do you have an opinion on banter?

>>25450021
>You may not.
still your tongue and tit seem an unmistakable invitation for me... are you sure I shouldn't shoot a load on them?

>>25450021
>Look guys, I'm going to the gym sometime today. Ain't you proud of me??

To my eyes you haven't changed one bit since you first started posting all those years ago. You still look great. You might just have the sort of body that stays young for decades.
You should count yourself lucky to be honest. I know you've had your issues but I think you're doing better these days. Keep it up.

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>>25449977
Nice. I accomplished no cleaning during that set. :)
>>25449980
Thanks. Perhaps. My feet are a bit grose rn.
>>25449981
Haha. WELL I'm glad she's probably alive also. These pictures are low quality lies. Also I don't have my good camera atm.

>>25450036
>>25450021
Post poopers ladies

>>25450036
>Thanks. Perhaps. My feet are a bit grose rn.
than you! amazing round ass. come on, show them feet, let us judge. I'm sure they are great, please

>>25450036
damn puds

that milk set you did gave me a weird fetish that i am yet to recover from. so thanks for that!

I knew it was only a matter of time before their daddy and self esteem issues came back. :^)

>>25450036
>>25449966
>>25449924
I didn't think buddems was alive since she stopped begging me for $ on skype.

>>25450021
Fun posting is good. But I'm sure in the real world you'd be the kind of girl that turns a shit party into an awesome one.

I want to rape FMU to death.

>>25449966
>>25450036
I love that bush, do you have hairy pits too??

>>25450036
you have a fantastic ass do a spreading gif for us?

>>25450021
ok full-blown reunion, someone get the sharpies

>>25450021
I like the satin shorts

>>25449981
>BANTER BRINGS GIRLS
Girls wanna talk about their day and shit so its no surprise to anyone whos not 19 or younger.

>>25450036
All the best ones are married.

>>25450077
Not happily if they are seeking attention on here.

>>25450036
I would strongly recommend reconnecting with Ivy as soon as possible. Also, tell her that I got a new phone and don't have her info any more, and that pizza and I are getting married August 21st

t. czechfag

>>25450099
Oh my god you're right! It's so simple! The world isn't complicated at all!

>>25450021
Can you post photos of you working out ?

>>25450105
Can't turn a hoe into a housewife :p but I'm not complaining

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>>25450021
I'd rather post in an active thread than a dead one. Whether it's banter or pictures being posted doesn't matter. Too much banter isn't ideal, sure. Ugh. Nvm I don't care about any of this.
>>25450061
Ty. I like to pet it. Nope, shaved pits.
>>25450047
Ooooohh yeeaah...What a retarded mess. You're welcome. c:
>>25450041
Pooper.
>>25450043
I tried. It was awful sry. This is also grose. My phone is dead. I'm going away now. NEVER TO RETURN BECAUSE THIS PERSON
>>25450099
HAS HURT MY FEELINGS!

>>25450131
>I'm going away now. NEVER TO RETURN
sad.jpg
You look just as fantastic as before, thank you for dropping by !

>>25450043
thanks a lot you foot-loving cretin

>>25450131
nonsense, come on don't be shy, let us know the pic you took.

>>25450131
Great ass. Full frontal would be most welcome.

Best sma thread in a long time

SMA golden age right in this thread!

>>25450135
>thanks a lot you foot-loving cretin
that she posted her butt, faggot? you are welcome

>>25450131
Nice, looking good pudds

What happened to cougar? Is she knocked up again?

>>25450131
>NEVER TO RETURN BECAUSE THIS PERSON
You and I both know you're here with us forever!

>>25450131
Don't leave yet plz, put something in that pooper

>>25450129
Your words will change the human race for the better. We will only see in absolutes. Black and white for the rest of eternity. Forgetting the tenuous finesse with which we once handled the mystery of life.

>>25450131
something in the gorgeous pooper?

>>25450021
FMU did you graduate?

What the fuck

>>25449966
One of the best pics I've seen, you are a goddess

Last time I saw sma this good it was 2012

>>25450782
Wow, i cant believe its been that long, brings back hs memories.
I even remember fapping to puddems before then.
She's like an internet legend that never ages. Puddems is the mother of camwhoring.

>>25450036
Puddems do you still have the picture of our 4 boobs? I can't find it. Also I tried to contact you when I was in NYC a few months back but I guess you're gay?

>>25450104
Penny disappeared too; I was literally in the middle of ranting at her about politics when I think her phone must have died. Sad! Also excellent! Big Catholic church? We should talk about Meister Eckhart some time soon.

>>25450937
I had to get a new phone and start all over :c

>you really are here forever
Killing myself tonight. See ya all

I don't believe you aren't banned from Costco FMU. I feel like you disguise yourself and sneak in for shits and giggles. Make sure every time you pull shit there, you give them Blondies name or the one you don't like. Like a pay it forward system of camwhore degenerate currency.

As for puddems, do you like survive on the souls of other camwhores to stay youthful because you're ginger? Like, do you fit entire souls inside your ass? Why do you trap them there?

>>25450914
These girls are all really young.. it's really fucked how there's this meme of 20somethings being "old" and "worn out" or "not youthful" .... people in their twenties are still babies, of course they still look good

>>25451016
I feel like the "chicks in their 20s are past their prime" meme originated in the manosphere. I might be very wrong, idk

Further, Puddems seems charming and chill now that they're married, but I bet their ass has destroyed like countless toys and objects and has no chill. It seems like the kind of ass that sends other people to the hospital, not her. That is a high risk ass. Weapon of ass destruction.

Although I wonder if FMU and Puddems went ass to ass, who's ass would give out first. (Joy would likely outlast them both, that dang french superpower shit)

>>25451065
Pudz and FMU both have amazing assholes but i've seen FMU fuck her ass with no lube and didn't flinch.

>tfw you were never a part of the camwhore-permalurker contactfag cabal
;_;

Also it's not a Class of '12 Reunion until crestfag shows up.

>every time these girls posts tacks on 3 more years of nostalgiafagging

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>>25450937
Yeeeah I hate them here you go...Also my phone was not my phone anymore and I haven't had that number for like a year. I guess I am gay. Anyway. I would have at least replied with a poor excuse not to meet.

>>25451521
What is even happening in this thread

>>25451521
Eww the ones on the left look like bolt ons

>>25451521
#rare #camwhore illuminati

>>25445652
I tried to text you too with no response! Very rude.

>>25451521

c-can we see more of your nipples

please

oh puddy oh....

the mosterotic person ever to be born

oh, puddy oh....


gimme more, you bitch

is this real lief?

>>25451859
I don't mind Alexa's perfect body and pinks,
or Ivy's blastig dids,

but Puddems

Puddems

is my absolute perdition
always has been
and always will be

gimme moare god damn succubus

gimme moare heavenly creature

gimme moare, my pleasure, my perdition.

Do it again, Pudds.

For fuck sake, do it

>>25451595
yeah, but you should see her flat: spacious, fancy furniture, a touch of class and lots of light. Also her ass is unreal sexi.

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If Joy makes an appearance I think I'll explode, literally.

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>>25451065
Puddems cornhole can take an 18 wheeler, a train and five hundred chinese guys on a push bike. Faye's b-hole, being a nice passage, is more modest in that respect. Joy's pooper never had so much traffic afaic.

>mfw this thread

>>25451925
Joy was a super hot grill playing the internet hotty for a while. It was a phase, and nowadays is enjoying getting blacked by 8 inchers and slurping vagoo juices too.

>we won't never see that french-swedish buxom wonder flaunting that everything for anon again

>>25451967
"babby's frst video" was exceptional

>>25451974
>babby's frst video
afaic joy's only released one bate vid. The rest is pics and some rare gifs

>>25451984
correct.

>>25451984
>tfw Joy released a vid and you missed it
Shit
It'd be extremely surprising if Joy reappeared though, but then again Kittens dropped by this week even though I thought she never would, so you never know.
Also Puddems and FMU are so perfect it hurts.

>>25451996
>Also Puddems and FMU are so perfect it hurts

Pud's bate and squirt vid, I have cum gallons to this.

>>25451996
Kittens was here? Is there an archive? That's what I get for leaving my apartment.

Alexa, Kittens, Joy, Ivy are all wonderful pets and confirmed semen demons, and the gallons of semen that went down the loo around the globe because of them could fill a 100.000 seats football stadium

Puddems is something else. There is something about her. I think it is her acting skills, that broken toy gimmick she can play so nicely, her ginger curls, her infinite thirst for sausage, the flawless body, those dark, sad eyes, how she blowed guys for cash is her parent's place when she was 16. There is lots of epicness in that girl.

Pudds, come to my dreams, please, and pee all over my face and chest.

Get a grip, Pierre

so whatever happened to smiley?

>>25452074
she posted a few comments in another thread months ago

>>25452074
her and her brother got kicked out for fucking or something

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would be fun to see fmu and pudds do this. is there a three way dildo? ivy could join as well.

>>25452074
She gained a lot a weight from some medical issue and posted in the bgt awhile ago

>>25452020
She mad her own thread a few days ago. She posted some pictures for old times sake. She changed quite a bit, but she's still recognizable and gorgeous.

>>25451859
>>25451912
>>25452035
Holy fuck, are you okay? You really shouldn't be this disturbed by literally threee photos

>>25452278
Its three Pudds photos, m8.

And yes, I'm ok, feeling better than ever indeed.

>>25452308
>I'm ok, feeling better than ever indeed.
***says right before collapsing***

Mother fucking Creamsicles.

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I'm glad nobody is ded

>>25452398
glad you are here

>>25452398
I'd fugg the sad face, then reach vulva so face'd be happy

>>25452398
>I'm sad FMU isn't ded
This is what you meant.

>>25452200
>RFAD
That movie... almost ruined Jennifer Connelly for me.

>>25452453
what a faglord ffs

>>25445280
It's my pleasure :^)
Thanks for making /sma/ great again!

Now only Swallows and Fleas need to come back and my victory will be complete

>>25452398
ey jewels. is your vagoo as grumpy as the smiley today?
>>25452453
fug no. shit was cash.

>>25451521
>shitty fake tits vs natural the pic

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>>25449972

>>25452596
too skinny now

>>25452596
Holy shit is this real life

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>>25452581
They're both 10/10 tits LBR

>>25452432
Sshhhhh she'll hear you

>>25452405
Hallo

>>25452579
Is sore ya

>>25452579
>shit was cash
People talk like this?

>>25452610
i wanna bounce quarters off your ass

>>25452596
........sceptical but excited. seems like anything is possible these days.
>>25452610
>Is sore ya
hopefully in a good way. i'll never understand how girls can dislocate their fucking backbone and take such shots while i on the other hand can't fucking scratch my ass without dislocating a hundred joints. makes your buttocks look delicious tho.
>>25452637
>People talk like this?
only to people like you.

>>25452610
how's your day going ? btw cute ass

>>25452690
>only to people like you.
Not in my experience, they don't.

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>>25445493
>has been blacked
>girlfriend experience
really fires up those neurons

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>>25452690
>hopefully in a good way
Ya it was pretty good
>dislocate
DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT and Targin

>>25452691
I woke up super hungover and then remembered how shocking the Blues were last night and felt even worse AND THEN I still managed to be late for my shift that started at 12

>>25452643
I don't know what this means

>>25450021
FMU, you look so much better now that you've gained weight and no longer look anorexic. It's nice to see you looking healthy and happy

>>25452825
wow really beautiful i really interest what you hide in those black panties maybe show for me?

>>25452825
>was pretty good
guuuuud.
are those suspenders and sweatpants? what kinda hellish fashion sin is that?
>Targin
still got problems with your back and neck from that car accident or just for funsies?
aalso, your tummy is kinda like the perfect canvas for a painting made with cum. do lesbians use fake semen or is that against feminism?

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>>25452838
My dick

>>25452861
>hellish fashion sin
They were high waisted velvet pants with suspenders... They were super cute I promise.
Still fucked up from the car accident, cold days are extra bad.
No fake cum, but I have converted some of my people to the magic of good lube...

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>>25452610
TOO LATE. I HEARD.

I know you don't like me Jules, that's okay, I really didn't ever mean to take jokes with you too far. You've always looked great, never like a cow.

LOOK IM JULIA, THE SEX KITTEN (this is my attempt at apologies for not funny jokes when I was 16) it starts with a hat and ends with a hat?

>>25453022
Wow. This is been the reunion thread I've always dreamed of.
Still can't believe how hot all the CGs still are....
Is Layne gonna show up? Will SSS break the streak looking bloated supporting a drug habit?? What's next?

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>>25453022
FMU rolling up to reunion

>>25453022

still waiting on the sauce for those bj pics FMU

>>25453026

Moreover, why did Penny post in legwear than here? She denied us maximum epicness.

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>>25453058
I love this. It's probably more accurate than I'd like to admit.
>>25453026
Someone please pay SSS to come post! I would love to hear from her.
>>25453062
Birch, I don't have any of my old content. I'm no folder fag.

Have a close up of my "giant" nipples you all hated..

Damn, these conversations are impossible for me to follow.
I guess I'm just too new here but I would really appreciate more pics and less nostalgiafagging.

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>>25453084
BLAH BLAH BLAH! There have been plenty of pics and the funposting is what has brought them!!! And they're not that hard to follow. Keep up or ignore them.

>>25453079
Perfect nipple but them hair follicles is whack

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>>25453095
Yeah, my skins very irritated today. WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE?? So silent

>>25453101
There's not many folks here and I tried to explain to you yesterday, they're here to touch their dicks. Not talk. I'm sure there's a few dozen lurking this thread right now. But they don't want to talk

>>25453101
Here just enjoy the wonderful show!

>>25453101
oh, faye, oh...

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>>25453107
Blah blah blah. I refuse to accept mediocrity! It only takes a few people conversing to have fun.

Also was that really braces??? Braces has always been my favorite (though I do love her with a little more fat and I LOVED the braces)

>>25453107
I can carry a convo if needed.

What's up! I'm here...and super bored.

>>25453107
Bullshit I love the bantz

>>25453101
Maybe irritated from apparently being in the tub all day every day. Do you still do requests FMU? I'd be into seeing you stand and show full frontal with face.

>>25453101
Who was even part of the inner CW circle? What was Jokerfags role? What do you talk about with Ivy and Puddems?

>>25453113
This looks like lunch!

>>25453079
>Someone please pay SSS to come post!
kek

>>25453113
I'm down to shoot the shit. What are you doing with your life now FMU?

>>25453101
The ass was phat

>>25453113
its award typing one handed and the keyboard is getting sticky abused.

>>25453113
Gorgeous!

>>25453101
Oh man
Tell us about your body
Remind us how you see yourself and what your hangups are
Because i fucking love your crazy look
I think the combo of your intensely hot figure with your hair and ghastly face is just.... so good! Ugh!!!

I think her face is hot too, love to shoot my load all over her.

>>25453113
Any more?

we need some pics of your lips please.

>>25453107
>they're here to touch their dicks.
I am not here to just touch my dick, but I have some serious writing I am supposed to be doing.

I come here to procrastinate.

I come here to promasturbate. . .

>>25453113
That angle makes your asshole look larger than your pussy, which would be evolutionarily odd. Are you sure you are human?

>>25453134
you should see how good and inviting she looks in green hotpants

>>25453113
So many pictures of your gorgeous ass and you still didnt put anything into it...

>>25453139
>>25453139
Bahahaha

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>>25453114
Yeah, what else do you kids like from Costco? I'm going tomorrow, everyone should come! Getting some new tires put on, very exciting.

>>25453118
I wasn't in the inner camwhore circle. I think ivy actually knows the most camwhores, many don't love me from what I hear.
Also who is jokerfag? I either don't know or don't remember.
>>25453123
Eh, adult stuff. Boring shit. Anyone have big news in their lives??
>>25453126
Fucker, I'm typing and taking pics like this in the bath tub.

No lube, of course. Not my style.
>>25453129
I'm less crazy these days! I recognize I'm at least average looking. I wish I was a super babe though. I do attract a niche crowd. Like actual crazy people. I think it's my crazy eyes.

TOLD YOU PEOPLE WANT TO CHAT!! And for that I reward you.

>>25453149
This is as impressive as it is arousing and it's very arousing!

>>25453149
Holy shit! What is that? A shampoo bottle?

>>25453149
still have a clown car ass I see!

have you had your first orgasm yet?

>>25453149
damn, that's a tight fit, but that pussy looks like it's jealous

>>25453149
Can we get some more shots with your face? You're gorgeous!

>>25453149
>average
Lol please. You don't look like anyone else, ever! You are unique. Your tits are huge and well shaped, you have a nice butt, a good figure, a 11/10 veejay, and you're a red head, which is pretty rare on its own!
I totally get minor psychosis about ones looks, but common. Credit for not acting like a twat just cause you're so attractive.

I fucking love Costco btw

>>25453149
>No lube, of course. Not my style.
c'mon m8, a good hand of lube is always helpful. It feels good when one feels cock hitting guts, not anus

I really wonder how looking that hot can manage to function among men in everyday life

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>>25453167
But what are your favorite things to buy at Costco??

And chill dudes, it's travel sized. Ass to mouth per usual. Not dead yet!

>>25453149
Jokerfag is the guy who always replied to Fleas' posts with Vocaroos spoken in a near perfect imitiation of the Joker's voice

>>25453149
>I'm less crazy these days!

Suuuure

>I recognize I'm at least average looking. I wish I was a super babe though. I do attract a niche crowd. Like actual crazy people. I think it's my crazy eyes.

You actually do have a rather attractive face. If you just look normal and dont triy to make faces. I remember a picture of you outside in the normal world that was quite appealing. Normal smile and such.

>>25453172
fuck I love those tits

>>25453172
>ass to mouth
you wonderful grace
vulva next?

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>>25453171
Spit exists.

And dude, literally no one reacts to me in real life. I get hit on like once every 6 months. People do stare at me but I think that happens to all gingers
>>25453174
Ohhhhhhhh, I forgot about him. My favorite guy was the one with the hot hands, he gave me the name famoo. His banter was next level. Joker dude was a try hard.

>>25453172
Giant rolls of foil! Lol. I know it sounds crazy but they're totally worth it!

>>25453172
I love to buy all my weekly shit like meat and produce, i get cases of sparkling water cause I'm fancy, i get duck treats for my dog, i get staples like their EVO and balsamic, i get the instant quinoa, i get English muffins, i get protein powder and supplements, i get fucking everything there lol. I am getting ready to buy stadium seats for bleachers this week!

>>25453149
finally some butt stuff
moar