fuck what does a guy gotta do to get a lay? I want to skip the

You can start by not calling it "cunny".

>>23274733
he's so behind the curve it's hopeless at this point.

>>23274733
what do I call it then? vajayjay? I'm only 23, so excuse me for not being the most cunninglinguist

>>23274810
I'm 20 and female
>pussy
>cootch
>vagoober (if you wanna be funny)
>vagina

It's not that hard, just call it was it is

>>23274695
They're called hookers, prostitutes, escorts, etc.

>>23274827
What should I call my penis?

>>23274827
okay then,
teach me your ways, miss female who I'll probably never meet
how is a guy eager to hear some moans of pleasure to convince a girl like you he's not a creep?
I have a number of female friends but I don't want to blow my relationship with them over a whim. I have an inner beast that can only be tamed with spasms and pussy juice.

>>23274866
Not the person you're talking to, but honestly it's Pretty Simple.

-Be honest about what you want
-Be mentally and situationally prepared to make sure she has a good time
-Take no for an answer

Pretty simple.

>>23274866
Right here >>23274911