I have. I took my dick out in the middle of the restaurant, and started thrusting it into the napkin dispenser on the counter, and when the manager came to kick me out, I chucked the napkin dispenser along with a metal container full of ketchup packets as hard as I could at his head.
Seriously, your best days are behind you. It's all downhill from here. Everything and everyone you've ever cared about will fade into nothingness. No one will remember you. Even if you become super famous, you will eventually be forgotten. Humanity's total experience will amount to nothing more than an imperceptible tick on the cosmic clock. There is no purpose to existing. Reality and existence is fucked up and makes no motherfucking sense.
From now on you will spend the rest of your life trying to distract yourself from the fact that you will one day die.
the most im posting unless a girl posts
I might let a guy give me a handjob if he paid me
I would suck your cock and let you fuck me, but I am not desperate enough to pay you.
You are cute, but you overestimate yourself if you think anyone not desperately desperate for young cock is going to pay for you.
Im the biggest whore of all