other one is dying, starting a new assume thread

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sick at home, need entertainment

>>23230534
Has contracted a disease from outer space.
His eyes are fogging up and eventually he'll lose all self control, he'll devolve into a coach potato and survive by consuming crisps and the blood of german virgins.

>>23230534
By day you're an unassuming everyman, by night you adopt spandex tights and a cape and become a superhero

>I'll make more assumptions once more people post

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>>23230606
Wait forgot my pic lol

>>23230612
you're the kind of guy who posts positive/inspirational quotes on Facebook all day
>>23230616
The reincarnation of Kurt Cobain

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>>23230534
You are the very model of a modern Major-General

>>23230608
You shot the Sheriff but you did not shoot the Depute

>>23230612
You clearly wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

>>23230616
You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake just look at the world around you
right here on the ocean floor, such wonderful things surround you what more is you lookin' for?

>>23230655
Dreams about being gangbanged by niggers and filled with their cum.

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>>23230662

>>23230612
Is the only nigger that white bitches don't fuck
>>23230655
>Pale
>plays mmorpgs
>bitchbecrazy.jpg

>>23230679
Fucks sister
>>23230683
Posts wincest thread about fun times with uncle in closet.

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>>23230534
You take more time than is necessary to trim/shape your beard

>>23230608
Owns an acoustic guitar

>>23230612
Studies Mathematics at college or uni

>>23230616
Had a band in high school

>>23230655
You can now do your eyebrows flawlessly

>>23230655
has deep voice
>>23230679
smiles and never listens,isnt really into anything
>>23230683
I fear becoming this I Need to stop watching anime that poster in the background you are only 25ish but you look like 40 year old

>>23230699
Probably insecure, type to burn your shit over spilled milk.

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>>23230699
You're a nice person, you like cozy
environments.
>>23230655
You are or will be a great wife.
>>23230608
You like the ocean view. You would enjoy spending the night at the beach near a camp fire with some friends and beer.

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>>23230534
Has the balls to kill someone in a fight.
>>23230608
Is leader of the guys who skateboard
>>23230612
Has alot of friends. Gets good grades.
>>23230616
Does drugs at music festivals
>>23230655
Doesn't talk much. Is shy. Gets good grades in school.
>>23230679
Has a hot gf
>>23230699
Has rich parents

>>23230655
Into weird little dark gothicy stuff
>>23230679
You take immense pride in your stubbly little beard... "hey guys check out my beard! It's grown a bit, yeah!! Check it out!" ...but we all know it's piss poor, mate
>>23230683
A tortured, artistic soul. You probably paint naked babies and stuff.
>>23230699
You look like you work in McDonalds (or similar) but consider yourself above it and want to be the next Kim K
>i also totally own an acoustic guitar
>>23230716
Arty, deep, insightful, wise
>also completely spot on about what you assumed about me

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Responded to wrong post geddammit

Response to >>23230716 was meant for >>23230745

>>23230759
Spot on though, I'm the wisest, deepest, motherfucker I know. Good job nigger.

>>23230769
You seem like a top lad

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Assumptions incoming

>>23230753
Musician, good sense of humor, old enough to know better too young to care

>>23230745
Artsy, well read, kind heart but lonely and in danger of becoming a bitter spinster

>>23230699
Works hard to disguise power level and perversion

>>23230683
fuck...

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>>23230528
Be gentle but accurate

>>23230829
I'm totally awesome people that make everyone around him feel amazing and I'm really good at cuddling

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>>23230829
Creative, maybe taking an art major.
>>23230792
Prefers to drive on the open road than in the city, but prefers to drive slowly taking in all the there is to be taken. (The sights, smells, etc)
>>23230753
Smokes shisha, is a truthful person but people are hesitant to buy anything from you.
Never become a salesmen.
>>23230745
Wishes to be something more than she is.
Prefers smooth, intelligent, conversations rather than slurred ramblings from party goers.
>>23230699
You're very meticulous, and have "odd" daily rituals that,you believe, bring you luck.
>>23230683
Used to be a painter.
>>23230679
Is incredibility unhappy with life and lacks any real stimulation, opting to instead spam an anonymous bored with another's photo.
>>23230655
Is very jealous, but loving. Care's greatly for her friends but also is very cold and distant to new people/ friends of her friends.
>>23230608
Normie.
>>23230534
I think I keep mixing you up with the other dude.
Has an artistic side that he rarely shows.

>INB4 has trouble sleeping
(You unimaginative duck ticklers)

>>23230934
Aww you're so right

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>>23230958
likes outdoor sports
>>23230829
technical but also creative, maybe like a web designer
>>23230792
into artisan things
>>23230753
very honest, gets into trouble with it sometimes
>>23230745
has an instagram account full of selfies
>>23230699
financially very secure, using your privilege for good
>>23230683
doesn't get out much
>>23230679
arrogant douche
>>23230655
you either live in portland or are the long lost twin of my friend in portland
>>23230616
you're from a 90s teen movie and are hopelessly lost in 2016 with no way home
>>23230612
total nerd, gonna make the next Facebook or whatever
>>23230608
into incredibly painful sexual practices
>>23230534
well hidden alcohol problem

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>>23230753
is blind. I assumed this cause no sane person would have that hairstyle if they were able to see it
>>23230958
is good with kids and thinks a lot about his family and how not to disappoint them
>>23230699
is very conscious about others not liking her and sometimes forgets about her own needs just to avoid conflict

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>>23230792
Keeps 'em myths busted
>>23230829
Didn't forget to rotate photo, just lives like that, take notion of hair hanging down
>>23230958
Says "Oi m8" unironically
>>23231063
Pretty laid back personality, may get a bit braggish but fun person overall.
>>23231211
Applied lipstick just before taking that picture

>>23230655
modern major general didnt think a girl would ever reference gilbert and sullivan

>>23231211
Dat hairstyle suits me

>>23231063
>into incredibly painful sexual practices
Can I ask what it is about me that makes you assume this
>>23231211
Acts like a meanie due to an insecurity based around fear of being made fun of
>>23231257
Literally cannot tell what side of the fun/cringe line you are... but I'm going to go with fun because I'm all about the love

>>23231211
Your mum drank when she was pregnant with you.

>>23231257
Dresses like a twat unironically?

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>>23230679
Get off my board normie REEEEE

>>23230616
Likes Linkin Park unironically

>>23230612
West Philadelphia born and raised
>>23230608
Says thank you after sex

>>23231063
"big is beautiful"
Jk not actually ugly, seems pretty chill

>>23231257
Borrows money from his parents to buy stuff to make cosplay

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>>23230534
Trys to hit on chicks at a bar, comes up empty handed, fap himself to sleep
>>23230608
Talks about his dick size to his friends all the time, when he has a tiny shlong
>>23230612
Won't shut the fuck up
>>23230616
Tried to grow his hair to be more attractive, because chicks dig long hair
>>23230655
Uptight and full of herself, claims to be shy but is actually a slut
>>23230679
Everywhere, dude is just a meme at this point
>>23230683
anime nerd turned dad.
>>23230699
Thinks she knows everything
>>23230745
doesn't like her complexion "Oh I know, black and white"
>>23230753
Sir Crops a lot, doesn't want you to see his friend, always looks surprized
>>23230792
I am always well dressed, I shave my head not because I'm balding but because women love bald men...right...right?
>>23230829
tells his friends he doesn't give two fucks, but has to be well groomed, have a clean house, can't have two types of food touching on a plate.
>>23230958
Hates the world because he wasn't loved as a child
>>23231063
This couch is where two of my three children were concieved, all by different fathers
>>23231211
"I don't like myself, please tell me you like me, don't say bad things about me"
>>23231257
Never casted as peter pan, so he went with native american instead
>>23231443
Always has to have the name brand, pretty soon she'll be buying only Tide to wash the cloth diapers.
>Pic: Bitch that slepts with my dad (me:25 him:52)

>>23231589
lol ok but if I was sensitive about people saying bad things about me, would I post my pic on fucking 4chan tho + I said bad things about other people so I'm ready to get some in return

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Post my ugly mug. Finally got rid of tinder.

>>23231602

Anon calm down it's just friendly banter

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Assume

>>23231602
if you feel the need to say something then you are sensitive.
>>23231649
exactly

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>>23230534
youre hipster
>>23230608
youre a weeb
>>23230612
youre the intelligent black friend
>>23230616
you like metal
>>23230655
you dye your hair
>>23230679
youre annoying
>>23230683
you dont take pics a lot
>>23230699
you want a tattoo
>>23230745
youre from europe
>>23230753
you have a large group of close friends
>>23230792
youre an atheist
>>23230829
youre a sub in bed
>>23230958
you like history
>>23231063
youre a dog person
>>23231211
you have a tumblr
>>23231257
youre the funny friend
>>23231443
you like doctor who

>>23231832
you browse /fa and sometimes watch nickelodeon cartoons
>>23231690
makes nice holiday trips. can get more kinky than guys think
>>23231678
bored by his life
>>23231627
annoyed by contemporary dating behaviours

>>23231900
>annoyed by contemporary dating behaviors
Not that guy but I love this.

Maybe somebody wants to meet a guy from Ukraine? I am so lonely :c

>>23231900
So true.

>>23231914
>>23231945
haha thanks

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Assume

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>>23230608
You play guitar, love beer and know how to handle your alcohol
>>23230655
Used to be a metalhead, grew out of it
>>23230699
You would like to get married right after college
>>23230745
You're very perceptive and enjoy spending lazy days and nights just listening to music and watching films
You're also one of the people that really listen when someone talks
>>23230958
Has trouble sleeping
>>23231063
You're very extroverted
>>23231443
You're genuinely a nice and warm person but you sometimes try too hard to fit in
>>23231832
You like edm and generally you have a blast in life

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>>23232281
Sir, you do realize you're a cat don't you?

>>23231832
You cry watching disney movies

>>23231678
you tried to stick a finger in your cat's butt out of curiosity

>>23230699
You can't stand having a purse

>>23232372
You post on /v/.
I fucking know you do.

>>23231443
You live with your grandma

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>>23232517
when not hiking you work with something physically demanding
>>23232372
started going to bars etc not so long ago

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>>23230534
You would have been a pirate in the older days
>>23230608
Got kicked from 1d by harry styles. still salty
>>23230655
Artsy. Probably acting in small theaters
>>23230679
post this pic in all /soc/ threads. Never comments. Is an asshole
>>23230699
Hangs on 4chan to be cool
>>23230792
Future mathteacher
>>23231443
Cute, smart, doesnt party much
>>23231589
thinks boobs are personality

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>>23231627
Starting to get serious about finding the right person
>>23231678
Living the bacholor life well
>>23231690
I don't know what to say, don't know how girls work
>>23232281
Likes being lazy
>>23232372
Ex tipper who has found the light
>>23232517
Enjoys being physically fit. Not the unheathly physic fit but actually a healthy person.
>>23232534
Enjoys his great genetics. Probably went through something rough a few years ago but is still happy
>>23232717
Ex druggy with a big heart who really loves his direct family.

>>23232717
Wow hey there Jason Segel I didn't know you posted on /soc/

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Ayy

>>23231627
attractive guy with shit personality, can't get chicks
>>23231678
has a hot girlfriend, doesn't like her so thinking of dumping her
>>23231690
Shy girl that can only be sexy on the internet because she is so shy
>>23231832
Track in hs, will never amount to anything
>>23232281
Wishes it were a sphynx
>>23232372
always friendzoned, doesn't care anymore traps like him at least
>>23232517
parents are midgets
>>23232534
beards instantly make someone attractive
>>23232717
"I feel so awkward, why does my mom always have to take pictures of me holding our pets?"
>>23232788
I live by myself, it will probably stay that way
>>23232827
Photoshop is amazing, I never have to leave my home, I can be everywhere all the time, and no one will ever know

>>23232864
pretty accurate except my gf took the pic. wasnt my pet and i was as far away from home as i can get. Awkward af

>>23232904
so pretty much everything was wrong except the awkwardness, but that was a pretty big part.

>>23231589
Question: SoCal?

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Assume away

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>>23230534
You sleep with woman and then kill them.
You like to scheme
>>23230608
Your typical college stoner
>>23230683
Why is this thread full of potential serial killers
>>23230699
A bit shallow. You come to this board to validate that youre beautiful and wanted because your shy and unsure about yourself. (who isnt though)
>>23230753
You own a motorbike and youre drowning in pussy
>>23230792
Prentious and writing on your 4th novel. the other 3 werent published.
>>23230829
You play the guitar. You like it cozy, but with people. With that I mean that you rather sit around a campfire then be in a club.
>>23230958
Youre a bit lonely but friendly. Youre insecure and always question yourself and your looks.
>>23231257
Youre high as fuck
>>23231443
Had to change my whole assumtion after reading yours. Please dont put the smackdown on me, youre hilarious!
Outgoing, you like to talk before you think. Youre still insecure and you try to cover that with the barrage of words and it works well.
>>23231589
Youre the most insecure person in this thread.

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>>23230612
listens to taylor swift
>>23230616
there is a sword collecting dust somewhere in your house
>>23230655
owns beautiful lingerie
>>23231443
plays sims a few times a year
>>23 231257
you still watch cartoon network and spent good money on bad cosplay
>>23230829
kind of boring but you have a few friends you go out to drink with on weekends also motels make you feel really nostalgic
>>23230753
you are a big time momma's boy and loves nothing more than a good home cooked meal

>>23232985
nope az

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ok

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>>23233748
"not your average girl"
>>23233438
thinks cargo shorts are okay
>>23233258
drinks a bottle of barefoot a night
>>23233096
dresses preppy to hide the pain inside
>>23233002
fetlife dominatrix

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Sure, I'm curious ~

>>23233002
actually really fun to hang out with, laid back
>>23233096
trying to make a life for himself with the assumption the world works the way you think it does
>>23233258
doesn't have an identity yet, but is hopefully searching endlessly
>>23233340
stoned most of his life, is attempting sobriety for the first time and it's kicking your ass.
>>23233438
loving life, because fuck everyone
>>23233748
2edgy3me
>>23233774
touts that america sucks.

>>23233783
this is my opinion on america, more or less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQAyskqG0g

>>23233748
welcometomytwistedmind.tumblr.com
>>23233774
likes the xx

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>>23230534
high functioning alcoholic
>>23230608
philosophy major
>>23230612
were/are a part of student government in high school/college
>>23230616
only one in your group of friends who's happy to be DM
>>23230655
in grad school for art history
>>23230699
never leaves the house looking like shit
>>23230745
never posts color photos of herself
>>23230753
got shit from random distant relatives for not going to a more prestigious uni
>>23230792
always wears hats
>>23231063
thinks being mean is a big part of being funny
>>23231257
idk is just a genuinely nice guy
>>23231443
frequently clears out her facebook friends list
>>23232717
2nd youngest of 4 siblings

>>23233783
>>23233774
>>23233859


I picked the douchiest picture available to me apparently ohhhhgod sorry

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hi

>>23233880
Is u french?

>>23233957
nope

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Bored & buzzed

>>23233994
You gave a french fries vibe, why is that?

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>>23230528
Likes Goru
>>23230608
seems ok but isn't
>>23230612
Dindu nuffin?
>>23230616
doesn't like kids
>>23230655
preparing to drop out of art school
>>23230683
Tell us where the bodies are hidden
>>23230699
is nice girl
>>23230745
Dad bought you a DSLR, has a blog/tumblr
>>23230753
Masterbates on Omegle
>>23230792
Has participated in a hate crime
>>23230829
likes puns
>>23230958
still smoking tea
>>23231063
kinks, lots of kinks
>>23231211
there's cat litter all over your house
>>23231257
gets fucked in that costume
>>23231443
probably made some of your own clothes
>>23231589
Is on methadone
>>23231627
Owns a class ring
>>23231678
seeks comfort in the thought of suicide
>>23231690
mods are nowhere to be seen
>>23231832
Listens to Mac Demarco, small and ready 2 brawl
>>23232372
typical /v/ shitposter
>>23232517
Thinks it's okay to eat raisins
>>23232717
entry level taste in music
>>23232788
thinks it's cool to swear
>>23232827
I plated guitar with that guy once, he's a prick
>>23233002
paints, likes things you like, is nice generally, gg
>>23233096
literally a walking shitpost
>>23233258
The Smiths play softly in the background
>>23233340
lies about his age on social media

ayyy

>>23233748
art student, would post more things art related, too busy posting memes
>>23233774
Prole
>>23233782
Too well adjusted to be posting anywhere other than /soc/
>>23233880
Swans playing softly in the background
>>23233938
waiting for VR so he can finally fuck his snek waifu
>>23234002
Drinks red wine at happy hour, never picks guys up at bar, vindictive

>>23234032
someone recommended Swans to me a long time ago. now i feel guilty i never looked into it, so Swans is now playing softly in the background

>>23234029
you have a collection of muslim women's headscarves because you wish you become a comfort woman for ISIS

>>23234048
nailed it

>>23233859
nice observation
>>23234032
>Prole
nah

>>23234080
Assumption based off the EU flag

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Lighting and background is edited abit. How do I look?

>>23234109
got a fancy haircut and edited picture because of insecurity caused by micropeen
>>23232281
you love seafood
>>23231257
You've banged several seagulls in your time.
>>23230683
You dream of being promoted in your tech job to where you can finally afford a dungeon for sex slaves you will capture.

>>23230683
cooks up acid in his basement lab

>>23234166
Likes to make assumptions

>>23234002
I still have a crush on you

>>23234166
skates, makes dirty jokes
>>23234109
you use an apple computer

>>23234026
>still smoking tea
All day.

Is secretly studying physics and is one the top 3 most intelligent people in his class.
>>23233880
First, you're really cute.
Second, you have doxxed numerous people.
>>23233774
Has never actually been to england
>>23233258
Freaks people out by putting on a deep voice.
>>23233096
>Youre a bit lonely but friendly. Youre insecure and always question yourself and your looks.
You know me?

>Party starter
>>23232788
Conspiracy theorist
>>23232717
Is really a cat person, just uses that pupper to get the girls.

>>23232517
Know's a lot about nothing.
Though he has seen a lot of great views.
>>23232372
Is a duck tickler and proud.
>>23232281
Believes they're a cow.
>>23231832
Take's way to many drugs.
>>23231589
Lacks any personality, uses her saggy tits as a conversation starter. ;)
>>23231443
>Says thank you after sex
Not me, but fucking kek.

Once boiled a barbie.
>>23231257
Oi m8, you catch any tail with those antlers?
Is actually pretty funny.
>>23231211
Confident for the most part, yet is insecure about her people finding out about her anime obsession.
>>23231063
Has practiced a martial art.

>>23236161
>You know me?
Im a wizard bby

>>23236161
>freaks people out by putting on a deep voice
Trap joke or?

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>>23230745
I've seen you in a bunch of threads

>>23236381
ur so beautiful

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>>23236386
Thank you,I wear make up sometimes

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>>23236609
>Craves bdsm sex
>doesn't know how to love
>virgin

>>23236616
lol well you got some of that right

>>23230792 You own a fedora or two and like to talk about atheism with your buddies at the local coffee shop.

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>>23236609
swedish
>>23236466
the male in the lesbian relationship
>>23234109
sick of his mundane life

>>23236637
You love rape

>>23236161
I have been to England tho.

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Let's go

>>23237219
REEEEEE! Army fag get away from this board and back to /pol/ /k/ or reddit where you belong