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no roast thread? lets fix that. do your worst
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did you deliberately take a bad picture of yourself so that when you get roasted it seems less personal?
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>>23210766
i was just to lazy to take a new one but here you go
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You'll never be as filthy as frank.
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>>23210842
You're an arab with ugly feet.
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>>23210741
>>23210784
grown up Nobita?

>>23210842
and no, Crystal Castles isn't indie.
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>>23210741
u look like a fucking terrorist
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weak thread is fucking weak.
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>>23210842
desu that hair is gorgeous
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>>23210741
It's 2016 if you're going to look this fucking beta just dress indie and you will be just fine OP.
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>>23210784
are you a young sam hyde?
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>>23210741
shoot up any school lately?
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>>23210850
Androgynous in a bad way
>>23210842
Trying too hard
>>23210784
Obviously a creep
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>>23210842
Covering half of your face with with that scraggy knotball hair doesn't distract from your plain, sunken features. Also, you look poor.
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>>23210741
>>23210784
gay schoolshoter
>>23210850
gay emo
>>23210863
lol
>>23210972
pig nose
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>>23210972
nerd girl with neckbeard friends. slept with them all
>>23210850
heavily disturbed punk kid
>>23210842
depressed ex-goth, scares little children
>>23210741
supernerd who doesnt leave his room. your thought swing between suicidal and omnipotence fantasies
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>>23210741
Sam Hyde Wannabe
>>23210842
Acts like she's a shut in but gets dick on the Reg
>>23210850
Is different but sucks random dudes up for drinks
>>23210863
Has no personality and is ugly
>>23210972
Is doomed to marry some fat fuck and hate her life
>>23211040
Will never be the man he wants to be
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>>23210741
You look like someone who pays good money to get pissed on by hobos.
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>>23210850
Jesus Christ I can't even see if you're man or woman. You better make that gay ass pseudo fashion thing around your neck tighter so I don't have to strangle you myself.
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>>23210863
With such a horrendous face it's no wonder the only thing you blow is candles
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>>23210741
You look like the rhythm guitarist in a harsh noise band.
>>23210842
"The only thing blacker than my soul is my painted on eyebrows"
-You, probably
>>23210850
You look like a posterchild for gender identity confusion awareness. hmu tho
>>23210863
Please explain how we're supposed to roast that picture.
>>23210972
You look like the type of girl who asks to speak to the manager a lot.
>>23211040
It's like Chris Evans with underbite

Taken from being in a dinner theater performance of a scene from the Hobbit. Have at me
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>>23211106
I don't even know where to start. I've seen homeless people simultaneously puking and shitting themselves still looking better then you
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>>23210741
No amount of existentialist literature will help you move out of your mom's house.

>>23210850
A daddy-dom won't fill the void of your actual father anymore than your entry-level taste in post-punk and deathrock will make you special.

>>23210972
You wear those glasses and make that face to hide your flaws. It's clearly not helping.
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>>23211145
>A daddy-dom won't fill the void of your actual father anymore than your entry-level taste in post-punk and deathrock will make you special.
dam son gg
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Honestly, though. I only dislike one of you. You other two seem cool. Just filet my mignon, pham.
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>>23211106
explain to me why u CANT roast my picture.
Btw u look like a dirty hippie
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>>23211106
k45s on kik xo

>>23211163
thx love u xo
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>>23211194
Because normally a face is required. Not just some indie hipster aesthetic bullshit with only half your face showing

Also I am a dirty hippie.
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>>23210741
neck to small...
soul patch...
likes nascar, probably white trash from Virginia...
didn't go to prom...
is gluten free...
caught mom screwing a black man...
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>>23211196
sent tho
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>show up to the roast
>turn up the heat
>only positive comments in return

I-I love you, too....
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>>23211145
>No amount of existentialist literature will help you move out of your mom's house.
gg

>>23210842
You look like the kind of girl who googles Kurt Vonnegut quotes to post as facebook statuses in place of actually acquiring a personality.

>>23210850
This picture smells like wood paneling and cat litter.

>>23210972
average across the board. Probably sleep down because the guys you like talk over you. Probably think you're smarter than you actually are. The real "roast" is what you thought were roasts.

>>23211040
Beta male, invisible to women, complains about being the nice guy, has masterbated to furry porn, a dragon dildo is in your future friend.

>>23211106
Art school drop out, poor relationship with father, calls people faggots for posting weed related topics, clearly smokes more weed than you, does embarrassing acts of self harm for the attention of females. Has had a sex a handful of times.

>>23211145
>>23211163
Googles book synopsis to appear more intelligent, takes selfies that have never seen the light of day, looks at his own profile pictures on facebook, has participated in date rape. Deletes his own posts because no one has replied to them, doesn't want to seem mean, profoundly pathetic.

>>23211237
cringe.

Come on friends.
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>>23211237
Fine, if you wanna whine about it, you look like Kiefer Sutherland if he spent his weekends getting rejected in gay bars and rolling in body glitter.

Happy?
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>>23211249
>has had sex a handful of times
HA. So close up till then.

also, shouldn't you be in jail for blowing up Boston?
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>>23210741
I would say pencil neck, but you hid it well

>>23210784
Nascar fan on 4chan, when you clean your room look for that razor

>>23210842
Brush your hair and I will let you blow me, nice lips. Clean up your hair, so I can pull it

>>23210850
Gross

>>23210863
Nothing to roast, that is a decent lamp

>>23210972
You are old, what are we doing?

>>23211040
Im confused too, your face looks like an easter island head grew black moss and had a stroke

>>23211106
Jesus Christ has risen and is fabulous, you give hope to gay christians everywhere

>>23211145
Hey look a pipe, maybe it will hold the weight of your disfigured neck. You look like if hitler managed to crossbread an aryan and frodo from LOTR.
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>>23211249
Hey look Im not even trying. I hope you get cancer quickly enough so you dont breed. Your genetics are not meant to spread.


Thanks to all for letting me roast happy weekend yall
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>>23211260
confirmed for autism

>>23211296
/thread
was better than this entire post >>23211282
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>>23211145

Games over guys, this guy won. You can all go home now.
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