Underboob pen Challenge
At least they'll never sag ;_;
They hardly count as boobs, but thanks
I am vertical, my camera just turns the pics.
I keep my sonic under the other =P
I'll trade. I think small breasts are cute. Plus I bet you can find all sorts of cute bras
Large breasts are such a pain. Button shirts never fit right, can't sleep on my stomach, they generally get in the way and they never make good bras for anything past a C
I don't even wear a bra most of the time, just to work (because of nipples) and sometimes with certain shirts because without the padding in the bra you would think I'd had a mastectomy. I'm fine with them being small most days. But I'm still jealous when I see my friend's, or yours. Big breasts are just so feminine. I've seen traps with bigger tits than mine.
I could make a contract for you.
You continue to show your underages body on 4chan, or stop searching for animes.
Either way, I'd marry you.
I'm 24 and need to get a woman for my DNA experiments.
You got the perfect upper body size. I got the perfect lower body size, our genes combined could create the perfect child.
Not needing to wear a bra has got to be nice tho. I get a little jealous of cute perky breasts. Sometimes I like to look more androgynous and my bewbs make it hard to pull it off. Grass is always greener I suppose lol
I do for the most part. For large breasts they are kinda nice.
There are pros and cons to each, but better to have than have not, no? Could we maybe see topless pen challenge?
People are more envious than you think. You tend to get the best selection in bras though. We can come up with a different challenge, lol.
The important thing is you tried.
There's a bit about this in some book I read as a child. It might have been "are you there god? Its me, Margaret" though I can't be sure. Anyway I always looked forward to the day I could hold a pencil under my breast because that would be the day I became a woman.
That day never came.
I suppose a few
:) I still think yours are super cute
Looks like with some well placed mechanical pencils my capacity is three
Awh, that's not what makes you a woman. There's more to femininity than your bust (which you can bluff or enhance if needed). I'm sure you make up for it in other ways. Can you pass the underbum pencil test?
Now you're just showing off! But you're right hers are super cute too. Put that on your resume.
This some kind of Highlights for Kids boobie puzzle
Protip: The 'pen test' is supposed to be a BAD THING, for tits and asses.
It means that they're saggy.
It's the equivalent of boasting their your pencildick goes straight through the tube.
Probably. I bet if I did actually have smaller I'd be wishing for bigger. C'est la vie
Topless. Would you believe there is a pen under one?
Someone should give you a prize. I love your shirt
Resume skills: Can code in C# and has ability to identify cute breasts
Wait you mean the 3 pens thing huh? =P
I'm going to try and sleep now
oh lord i wanna suck this so hard the nip would come off
i want to titfuck your beautiful puppies so bad
Boobs aren't perfect spheres that go from your chest Hun, weight drags them down kind of like a water balloon. Assess are different though. The breast will naturally fall in a way that you can put something small under it, unless you have a more petite frame with a smaller bust.
If you draw or know decent anatomy you should understand this already
Yep, and you can't know both sides (without an unreasonable hassle). I want to believe /xFiles. But wow, awesome, to both your breasts and coding skills. No sleep! Not while there are still posts to post!
It can be done even without saggy parts, meng. Gravity is a thing. Bodies are not mannequins. Generally anything large will make it happen.
I want to contactfag this thread so bad...
My nipples aren't nearly as great as those :'( yours are goals Hun
You betcha, that's one of my problems I have to put these little patches over my nipples sometimes when it's cold because even through my bras they poke out and are noticeable through clothing. Feelsbadman
Also thanks for the Ego boots <3
Look at this dude go!
Oh wow, the things i'd do to see you do that...
She really is too, which is the sad part. A small implant and lift would probably fix it, but it's not like they're awful boobs. And even great boobs fail the test, so I'm wondering what her friend's boobs were like. She's so animated, I bet she tells great stories. Hold on, lemme redownload kik.
I want to be that yoshi.
Nope, just be comfortably pressed against them. Seriously, they look wonderful. Your nips turn "cat eye" when they get exposed or are they just like that?
They stretch vertically, kind of looks like the center area of a cat's eye. Thanks for the content.
I can see my bra, yes.
I'm good, just bored, you?
B-but the ultimate mandatory is SHARPIES IN POOPER?
It's the resume skills right? <3
They are big enough for tit fucks
Thank you! Actually most times they are slight innie nipples but it's been chilly
Very true. And obviously sleep happened anyway =P
Don't worry, I apologised to them. We're good now
Using boobs to hold various things for fun
Yes like the other anon said, about 34D. Here they are when I smush them
That's face scrub. I do have lotion tho
Only able to hold this one cause it's almost empty
I keep a Tardis under the other
Nope but I'm flattered you think so. She has a much nicer body than me. I do post in shg tho
Haha also no
I have PE and my ribcage flares out and makes a good pen rest
i fucking adore her boobs and wonderful soft nips.
cringy i know but what can i do.
Same anon as >>23198449. I was pooping with mobile device.
Not to mention her personality. Indeed she summarizes all the good qualities of a good 4chanette: chubby, lewd, and very smart and kind lass with great tastes in things.
I adore her too.
Also, all my cringe for this bost.
Oh but of course.
Lol maybe being front and center the left won't be so jealous?
No problem c;
Hrmmm. I have this makeup brush.
Thanks, here's the other fail.
You would assume I can (as I did), but it's a very awkward position with my leg super far back before I can hold the pen without my hand.
It's a couple days post shave plus residual razor burn. ..
Leaves for 2 days, comes back, so much win in this thread. Thank you, ladies, you're all heroes.
I'm still working on that bit. hope you don't mind chub
I've been spotted
Bit cringey but it makes me smile. =P I have great taste huh?
Haha my pleasure. I like that someone appreciates the nerd stuff. The doctor would at least be amused I hope
>I've been spotted
i got them eyes
>I have great taste huh?
haha, yes you do
sometimes i wish i coudl draw cause you would be a perfect drawing model. all i can draw tho are stickfigures...feels bad.
Really? I'd love to be a model for drawing. It's never too late to learn
Why, thank you
I hope that's a good goodness
Thank you. I could post a couple more. How's the blizzard? I'm on the west coast
I'm running out of things to hold with these. I guess I could go back to pens
Sorry, no chicken wings around
This was a challenge. They didn't stay long tho. Had to play 52 pickup after this shot.
While I do have a banana it's my last one and I'm not hungry enough to use it for a boob holding challenge
Thank you! Missionary can be fun
pbtphtbtbhph well if everyone else is doing it
I have another pic but you can actually see the damn pen in this one :'(
Ok I'm not sure if that's a compliment but if nil is involved I doubt it's an insult so thanks? And also who is purpz bc I'm flattered maybe? I bet they would be happy to be thought of. But that is also not me bless your heart
I also have a feeling my ID changed
While it's nice to finally see some snow this winter it was a burden to dig out. I figure we got around 20"+ not counting the snow drifts. How's it on the west coast? I heard if the El Niño's keep as they are it will help greatly with the drought.
I know this is off thread topic but could you post a side shot leaning over? Got a thing for seeing natural breasts in that position.
Yeah I had to use eyeliner pencil... Couldn't find a pen!
My tit has entirely engulfed this poor pencil.
And yes, I know they're not perky :(
And succeeding, as far as I can see. God knows I envy your man. By the way, I recall reading somewhere on the internet that the UK average is somewhere around the G. Is that true, from what you've seen around you?
True that, though you shouldn't worry about yours not being perky. When it comes to larger busts, I'd say it's more about fullness which you seem to have plenty of. Perkiness is a plus for smaller sizes and, to be honest, breasts would probably look progressively more weird and unnatural with each size if they didn't lose their perkiness. If they're the size of basketballs, they better not be round as basketballs as well.
Size 10 is nowhere near chubby. It's under the average size. If you think I'm chubby you've clearly never seen a real woman :')
Sorry, it's just silly, as said, clearly never seen a real woman!
Haha, no need to apologize to me ^^
Truth be told, I love to get into crazy arguments with 'em at occasion for some easy amusement. I won't win the fight but who does on the internet?
I can't remember what thread I was in, but I once tossed myself into a brawl with a guy who was basically saying "you, girl x, are uglier than girl y" to a chick. It was pretty funny to be called a white knight when he was literally doing the same thing.
Well, I thought of something that's one step up from the Pen challenge which I'm pretty sure would be an awesome sight. Think you can redo the test, but with a dildo, vibrator or similar?
Aaand I guess I'm kinda happy, sad about the slight sag but it comes with having larger breasts I guess!
Six. SIX. I'm a fat fuck so regardless of me winning here, I lost in the long run.
It's all I got on my phone.
Saw this today, chuckled at the relevance.
Can't sleep, friends. Kik, snapchat? Just watching Death Note in bed, waiting for the sun to come up.
haha i've heard otherwise but thanks
didn't think it was that rare, thanks
sure and thank you, this is my hair after having just woken up
Not how it works.
Also, bra's don't really prevent sagging.
Been said here likely, but I do find it amusing - when I was growing up this (equally daft) thing was meant to shame people for being "saggy"; because if you're super perky you cannot put a pencil/pen under your breast.
There are, as always, exceptions to the rule. They just are super fucking rare. I've had a few partners who (despite being rather busty), didn't have any overlap there.
But yes, super fucking rare - smaller busts are a lot more likely to not have it, but it's also not a guarantee.
I am unsure if its as endemic in the UK, and that's why it might be higher sizes, but in North America bra sizing tends to be pretty horrifically off. There's a huge difference between actually being sized, and being sized at a victoria secret / la senza / whatever the fuck. They rarely, if ever, do it right, because they want everyone to squish into the A-DD range (though probably more accurately A-C/D range).
i thought i would be a lot better at this then i am
i can also hold his huge hunk of quartz. Barely
im honestly not sure what you mean? im actually suckng it in a little
I'd like to nibble on those nipples
I love snow and was hoping we'd get some here but that sounds pretty crazy. It's just been rainy here.
Does this work?
Sorry about your day anon
Possibly but it's chilly
I had to say that I also really like your hair
We don't use them often but it'd be pretty easy
Love it. Cute shirt btw
Yeah the snow was crazy. The slightly annoying part is that after all that shoveling, most of the snow that was all piled up melted by Tuesday as it got warmer out. I miss being a kid when you can actually enjoy the snow and not see the flakes as a chore.
Now has the rain been consistent where you are at or have you been getting breaks of sun?
Thanks for the pic, yeah that side shot is nice. Must say you do have a very nice body (may be repeating myself but it's true). I'm going to rack my brain to see if I can think of any other poses as it would be nice to see more if you are up to it. Oh, do you have the ability to make webms?
What the fuck?
Your (?) hand is just coming from a huge arm (?) that takes all the picture and is mostly uniform and doesn't seem to connect with your body in the place it should.
Did you just glue random body parts together in photoshop?
I have looked at this for a good 10 minutes and still don't have the slightest idea what's going on.
Have you heard of the advice columnist Dear Abby? She popularized the pencil test. Back in the mid-1970s, a female reader wrote in to ask why people told her she had to wear a bra. Abby responded that any woman who could hold a pencil under her breasts needs to holster them. Abby did not like the hippie movement.