Roast thread. Do your worst.

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>>23138870
Its time to grow up and drop the basic bitch goth faze
>im ready

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I FEAR NOTHING

>>23138870
Timestamp it or we'll all think you're just some jealous neckbeard who is trying to get people to make fun of his sister.

>>23138870
I would have sex with you, right in your vagina, and then I would never acknowledge you again.

>>23138870

I've met rugby players who don't try so fucking hard.

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>>23138888
time to do something about the acne and stop taking pics in awkward positions to appear ripped

>>23138870
I understand that your tits look nice, but when you make them the focus of your picture, it's obvious that's all you can use to attract people.

I'm betting you're extremely boring or very "adapative" to whoever you're around.

>>23138901
You are perfect cant roast a god
>>23138901
Leaning over to fit on the screen is an attempt at being ripped? K
>>23138889
I bet you have a square ass face you quirky bitch

>>23138870
You think you want a roasting, but you're either a coward or too stupid to realize that /b/ would be much better for that.

>>23138870
>>23138889
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Daniel, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>23138870
nah, you seem nice
>>23138888
wash face more
>>23138889
wana snuggle with you, afraid you will stab me
>>23138901
stop being such a slav, buy a nice shirt. man up

>>23138901
Thanks for noticing the gainz tho
>>23138927
I always want a /soc/ roast thread but nobody ever posts

>>23138888
You have the hairstyle of a 12 year old boy and you need to invest in ProActiv

>>23138891
Timestamp incoming

>>23138893
Not really a roast but k

>>23138921
This one is my favorite

>>23138927
/b/ is a bunch of subhuman cancerous fucks that roasts everything on the face of the earth so that they can spend a moment forgetting that their fingernails are so caked with cheeto dust, they're falling off.

>>23138933
Weak ass roaster probably some freindzoned sjw's lapdog

>>23138930
actually laughed

>>23138944
laughed so hard at the /b/ comment

>>23138930
I'm wheezing oh my god what is this

>>23138870
>short hair
vomit
an hero please

>>23138944
>This one is my favorite
Well, was I right or wrong? I just feel like you could easily be a lot more attractive than you realize if you stopped with the "Im so sexy, attitude." Your tits are nice, but come on, give us a smile or something.

>>23138889
I feel like you're probably into anime or gothic lolita shit, because you scream, "LOOK AT ME IM CUTE AND PETITE." Though, I'm willing to bet you're a lot more raunchy than you let on.

>>23138930
i have imagery in my head that jeff mangum wrote this post

>>23138930
Spot the neckbeard

>>23138972
>tits are nice
That's probably a push-up bra with A cups. Stop being so thirsty.

>>23138996
>Small tits are bad.
Why are you trying so hard? Or do you just not like tits in general? Are you gay, by chance, it's okay, anon.

>>23138930
This is such a beautiful example of Poe's law... I died laughing, I loved this.

>>23139006
I actually prefer small tits myself but you have not a single fucking clue if tits are nice or not until you actually see them.
>being this outrageously defensive of the girl
This is why I said to stop acting so thirsty, not that it'll change a fucking thing. Goddamn is /soc/ a shithole.

>>23138901
also i would just post shirtless pics if i were showing of my ripped bod, autist

>>23139006
>>23138996
>>23138976
>>23139018
Virgins getting their fill of female interaction

>>23138870
$20 says your arm fat flaps in the wind.
>>23138888
I wanna bone you.
>>23138889
You know if you didn't throw up every meal your mommy makes for you you wouldn't look so fucking gross.
>>23138901
Don't worry dude, some day those eyebrows will wrap themselves in cocoons and you'll be a beautiful butterfly.

>>23138945
no, caught me in a good mood

Your a decent looking kid, but that shitty Nick at night haircut makes you a good candidate for on hell of a power bottom. Your brown eyes might make you italian, you look like you have a low IQ and will most likely start lifting weights to compensate for your slightly below average dick and lack of personality


Your bone structure is ok, but you should stop eating like shit, once the rosatia catches up you will look like bruce vilanche

>>23139133
If you are male, best roast yet
>you people suck at being mean come at me harder you passive little faggots

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>>23139149
Already lift to compensate for my tiny penis
>pic related XD

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>>23138901
You look like you're going to commit a mass shooting at some point

>>23138889
You probably used to be cute but have aged a lot since then and you don't realize it yet

>>23138888
Your skin... No thanks.

>>23138870
Nice effort but meh.

>>23139172
4-5/10

>>23139178
btfo desu

>>23139172
This is not a rate thread you illiterate dummy. You posted 4 pics. of which the upper right corner you were still jail bait and fuckable.

>>23139156
I'm not. Sorry to disappoint.

It's really too bad that your daddy didn't love you enough. Or maybe he loved you too much? Your pathetic either way. Everyone is damaged, and you're trying so hard to be edgy. Your eyes aren't dead enough to pull it off.

>>23139172
fuck, you're perfect
but it looks like you're bolding the fact you were molested as a kid with that haircut of yours

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>>23139172
you and your entire fucking family will be a mass shooting for sure (^:

>>23139186
Looks like shit in all 4 2me
>>23139180
This is a roast thread boy dont be mad I think the best bitch you can get is ugly

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Come @ me

>>23139193
Borderline retarded

>>23139203
nah lad i agreein with you
you a good roaster

>>23139201
You play with your hair more than your dick. Like a 5yo when he gets nervous

You would make a good mate with >>23138889
You can gel your hair while she stares at you like a cat at a shiny object. Your kids would look autisticaly amazing

>>23139211
Roast others You dirty short anime drooling permavirgin

>>23138976
It's a meme faggot.

>>23139215
My bad bitch, pardon my double digit iq

>>23139213
Yeah I've really got nothing. You're too pretty.

>>23139211
Jesus H Christ, you look like the Burger King mascot fucked a Hobbit and had an early abortion.

I did not know JCpenny had a manlet hipster section.
Your fingers are so fat, I think I am getting type 2 onset diabetes by looking at them


that tie looks like reservoir dogs had a reunion at the special Olympics

>>23139241
Fuck off I have a bubble butt call me a faggot or something

>>23138870
You look like a stupid basic bitch and your tit game is weak as water

Would still smash

>>23138888
You look like you failed the audition for Dawson's Creek and your haircut is a botched abortion

>>23138889
Greasy hair, crazy eyes

>>23138901
You look like 3 stalkers in a van

>>23139172
Teeth like a chainsaw, forehead like a wall

>>23139201
Eward Cullen's bitchmode little brother

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Meh

>>23139257
Prove it

>>23139274
ouch

>>23139278

Fucking seriously? I have been posting all fucking night and this is the best shit you do?

STEP THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS

>>23139274
You will never see a girl look up at you from the angle you shot that pic.

If glasses could talk, they would be screaming, get me off this fucking looser, I will take my chances flying out of the airplane.

>>23139266
"Dawsons creek" This guy gets it
>>23139266
Wont post a pic because you are such a broken little bitch you will be scratching your arm over and over to make it look like you have cut scars by the end of this thread.
>>23139277
Not proving shit to the 30 year old fat hairy pervert

>>23139295

God damn thanks. LEARN FROM THIS ONE

>>23139299
I already posted my pic dipshit.

>>23139211
Is me

>>23138870
no timestamp needed, you are fuckable, but timestamp is only their for "actual" tits or executions.
your b cups dont qualify
ps, I have low standards, I fuck my fist all the time.

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hardmode, ginger can't be used as an insult

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>inb4 hipster

>>23139363
Ginger is thee best insult Tom Clancy's son who couldnt join the military due to questionable mental health looking motherfucker

>>23139380
That gay kid I sold cardboard as acid too and called me saying shit had him and his friends kissing the sun.

>>23139363
Even if you died it shaved it or weaved it, your hair would still not take away from your flat forehead, You can land a fucking jumbo jet on that thing.

Im glad the hitler youth did not need more runway space.

You look like what gay Irish beta men dream at night in thier monostaries

Your grin only masks your ability to gape wide enough for a DP with two tai lady boys

>>23139399
The forehead one was good, my forehead is wide as a motherfucker. I'm of Scottish descent not Irish tho.

>>23139380
You are the reason parents are thinking about vaccinating their children. That look needs to die faster than those frames on your face that half the NASA program wore in the 50s

CONVERSE, you only converse on 4chan, kill yourself with the sock you jerk off into

>>23139363
You look like 5 fags buttfucking 4 fags with a dick leftover to go in the eat

>>23139380
H. P. Lovecraft reincarnated as a fuccboi

>>23139211
simon pegg's half goblin son

>>23139363
About time you rid that jb hair (not a roast)

>>23139470
I had JB hair like... in 2008 or something not sure what you're talking about

>>23138870
That face just screams "daddy raped me"
>>23138888
You really need to sue the monster who cut that hair.
>>23138889
That face just screams "not even daddy will rape me"
>>23138901
You look like Ryan Gosling. Except you know, if he was completely unappealing.
>>23139172
Either a failed abortion or failed transgender surgery. Pick your favorite, fetusface.
>>23139201
You look like a real standup guy. I bet you even bring your own roofies to the frat party.
>>23139211
Oh way too easy.
>>23139274
How's your clock doing, Ahmed?
>>23139363
Okay fine, no ginger shots
You look like the guy who joined the Army straight outta high school because you wanted to play with guns to compensate for the fact your dad hates you. You're literally one dishonorable discharge and yellow stripe from murdering neighborhood kittens and muttering to yourself in your downtime.
>>23139380
You look like if Freddy Mercury fucked David Bowie and gave him AIDS

RIP David Bowie

>>23139734
do I really give military vibes off haha I'm probably the furthest thing from a military dude

>>23139744
Strong jawline, high and tight, white undershirt, and soulless PTSD eyes.

I mean, come on dude.

>>23139753
haircut isn't that militaristic imo but the rest makes sense

This entire thread screams insecurity, how much of a self absorbed prick are you to think you can't be roasted and you're just the absolute shit? Fucking pathetic

>>23139734
>Oh way too easy.

Something something your mother

>>23139787
something something you look like a baritone sax player in a failed ska punk band. Normally I don't encourage musicians to do drugs but in your case I suggest you take that heroin needle and PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP

>>23138930
Holy shit

>>23138930
jesus fucking christ someone make a screen cap montage of this

I cannot breathe

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This thread is fucking 10/10.
>come up with something better than lose weight
I cannot stop smiling at this thread holy fuck we need one of these up at all times.
Everyone I roast pls know it's not personal I hate you all equally.

>>23139274
You definitely look like you're going to bomb your school eventually.

...or be awarded by your school for building a bomb, like this other white faggot:

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/white-kid-builds-nuclear-reactor-and-homeland-security-offers-help/

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>>23139811
Tfw played drums in a Ska punk band

>>23139363

You look like an easy prey in a fight with muscles only for show. Pick up MMA or something you bright faggot.

You look like the fucktard who would promise a poor lonely guy to be his wingman just so you could steal every girl he tried to talk with away from him.

Jesus fucking christ you look like you were abused as a child by your drunk dad and you always took it out on the little kids at school two grades below you, because of all the years you got held back.

>>23139380
I could beat the shit out of you just passing you by and not even notice.

Put some muscle and take a martial arts class you fucking weakling. You don't deserve any girl until you prove your white ass beyond its privileged, misleading existence.

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Come at me

>>23139211

Holy shit do you have like 3 gagged preschool girls hidden in your basement?

Please tell me you didn't name your pooch Precious, I might seriously need to call the police on your ass

>>23139945
I'm not ripped but I'm lean lol never been in a fight in my life

>>23140012
I'd shit my pants too if I had to deal with this in the mirror

>>23140027

I feel I'm shorter than you, I'll give you that much. A month ago I had to beat the shit out of another tall dude for molesting me in front of his gf. Destroyed his ass so hard everybody's scared shitless of talking to me.

I may be 5'9 but I'm 5'9 full of rage.

>>23139986
Why are you only telling people that you could beat them up? I don't really care about that because I've made no effort to get swol. If you were smart, you'd attack my looks, because I obviously care about that the most. Also, if you're going to try to tell people that you can beat them up, post a pic of yourself, pussy faggot

>>23138888
You.

Yooouuuuu.

You look like my fucking roommate. Literally does nothing to have any fucking slut in the area ditch whoever she's with just to rub against you.

You look like the kind of pos who literally did nothing to get everything he has in life. No, not a compliment - you look like a serious waste of space when it comes to being useful. People literally keep you around just to be pretty.

>>23139274
Your from hammonton nj

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>>23140053
Ahahahaha did I seriously hurt your feelings? I thought we were supposed to be honest in this thread

Holy shit I could get addicted to this.

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>>23140061
You're*
:^)

>>23140053
Also I did post my pic, do you not know how to spot posts under the same ID in this thread?

>>23139201
Holy shit did you seriously think the Twilight look is going to get you any?

You look like you're trying to take down all the glitter from your hair, holy shit

>>23140073
Ooooooooh it's you. Jesus Christ I wouldn't have even read your roast of me if I knew that the most retarded-looking, cross between a guido and a beaner, with the shittiest facial hair ever grown was talking to me. Seriously dude, how do you even get up in the morning? I have no doubt that you could beat the shit out of me, but it's not much of a threat when I would still look better than you if you wailed on my face for ten minutes straight.

>>23139172
You look like the kind of girl who claims to eat "gluten-free" on a blind date just to piss off the guy.

Unless he's hot, then you're literally open to anything; salad, burgers, his dick, you name it.

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>>23140104
>I have no doubt that you could beat the shit out of me

That's all I need really, the rest was noise.

Also I made it clear I don't wail, I rearrange. I don't think you'd like the new look next to mine.

>>23139918
You look like the spokesperson for the first Pagoda ad to feature a woman with Downs.
>>23140006
You have the facial hair of an 11 year old Mexican girl. Just embrace it and go full chola.
>>23140012
I'm honestly at a loss for words. Though you're probably the most disgusting person on the thread, yes, even more than discount Tarantino protagonist ska trombonist, I lack the necessary vocabulary to dictate my exact feelings of disgust. Just know that when I look into your giant lopsided bug eyes, all I feel is an array of negative emotions. A rainbow of hate, if you will.

>>23138901
You're the reason guns are eventually going to get banned.

Eventually people like you won't be allowed to walk into movie theaters alone without a poc escorting you in.

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>>23138889

Probably what your next date might be thinking

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>>23140138
Dude I would probably own my own gang at that level, not a bad deal for me

>>23140159
>>23140126
>>23140067
>posting 6 year old normie memes
Holy shit you don't just have the facial hair of an 11 year old mexican girl, you ARE an 11 year old mexican girl.

Now I'm not even sad you're gonna end up sodomized with a meat hook and drowned in a Mexico City sewer.

>>23140176
Stop shitting up the thread with pictures that aren't relevant to the roast.

>>23140179

Going by that chola analogy, I would probably sic my gangbangers at you in the meanwhile

Tfw I haven't been targeted for a roast. Do I need to roast myself?

>>23140195
You were, but I can aim at you for a bit

Though to be honest I'd feel bad, you're literally a walking dartboard for insults based on your pic. Too easy

>>23140195
I just roasted you, you blind bastard.

>>23140195
I can't even determine your gender what the actual fuck

Forget roasting, you need to be figured out

>>23138870
I would dick fuck your small tits

>>23140213
>implying anybody would care

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do your worst bitches

>>23140222
>implying most of us wouldn't rather claw our eyes out than see facebook normie memes

>>23138870
I'd roast you.. if you get what I mean

>>23140230
again, just like
>>23139363

Absolute waste of muscle with zero military or self-defense training, would get crunched in an instant on the street if you got too cocky.

Shit, it's people like you who always think they can get away with messing with someone like me until security literally have to come and pry my fists off your destroyed ribs.

Also the fact you put a fucking hashtag INSIDE a picture rather than WITH IT (I'm assuming on a social media site) is a good indicator of your double digit IQ.

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>>23140213
It didn't make me giggle at all.
>>23140207
Fucking roast me Robert Jr.

>>23140263
Not before you answer
>>23140217

I ain't gonna shoot in the dark

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>>23139172
here bby, i made this for u.

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>>23140266
Oh I didn't realise you posted. If I knew a monkey with Parkinsons/downs was trying to roast me I wouldn't have asked. I actually feel remorse for you LOL.

>>23140261
It's called snapchat faggot. Ever heard of it?

>>23140230
You look like a wannabe model who ended up settling for gay porn and succumbing to AIDS

You look like the lost Wilson sibling who Luke tried to eat in the womb.

On the plus side your forehead is getting fantastic WiFI service.

>>23140261
It's supposed to be a roast, not lectures from my drunk dad.

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>>23140277
Go back to /a/.

Seriously, you're asking for attention way beyond what you deserve.

>>23140261
4 years air force btw. top of class in CCT 3 years in a row. But keep assuming :)

>>23140284

Okay, legit I lol'd. You're pretty good.

>>23138888
>mfw this 12 year old who's balls havent dropped thinks goth is "basic bitch".

Time to graduate middle school, tommy.

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>>23140290
I don't browse a. :(

>>23140261
this is assuming I would put myself in a situation that I need to fight

>>23140043
5'11"

>>23140296

What the fuck are you doing posting vain pictures like that? And holy shit you're still smol bro.

Also, can you tell me why Air Force are always the butt of so many jokes by other mil units?

>>23140309
I knew you were taller!

And again, people are fucking crazy out there, you never know.

(On a serious note I wouldn't randomly fight people but my reflexes get the best of me when people try to prank me, and I just see red before I even turn around to go for a foot tackle or takedown.)

>>23140230
drive is a pretty good movie 8/8 would watch again


>>23140012
which WoW server are you on bro


>>23138901
You use cigarette scented deodorant

>>23140299
I'm actually>>23140237 t.b.h. f.a.m.

Just switched over to my phone since captcha wasn't working

>>23140361
Nope sorry I can't allow that comment to go unmolested. Joke or not Drive is a 0/10 movie

>>23140393
Wait, where's your photo from before? Did you delete it?

>>23140422
I didn't post one. I'm way too easy to roast, it's not even fun.

>>23140428
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>>23140450
Jesus you're a faggot.

Alright fine let's go. I'll make things interesting- next time I do stand up I'll use my favorite roast as an opener.

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>>23140485
Well, to be honest you don't strike me as that easy to roast.

Though you did make me feel nostalgic remembering my Asterix comics back in the day...

>>23138870
your hair is repulzive. grow that shit out

>>23140510
Made me google then chuckle/10

>>23140527
Told you you should do it.

Also the lesbian cap makes it look like you're asking to get roasted outside this thread

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>>23139363
You look like B.J. Blazkowicz, with the same IQ.

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>>23138870
You look a bit like a caucasian version of my tall chinky ex

thought i had forgotten them feels

Jimmies rustled + felt them feels again after all this time

>>23138870
You are beautiful. If I could I would tap.

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>>23141347
Iron that face and you're good.
>>23140485
Lieutenant Dan.

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do your worst ;)

>>23142053
ey funny face qt. was going to bed when i saw this and im feeling friendly tonight. ur qt and u make the best funny faces

>>23138870
Normal people get their close friends to do a roast, people who have known them for years, but not you. No, you go on 4chan with Anons because you have no close friends to roast you.

>>23142068
>gets roasted in rate threads
>gets warm wishes in roast threads
Or is it a statement
ily Anon.

>>23142053
Jew looking ass Mexican.

>>23139929

Wish I could build a nuclear reactor honestly, nice stuff.

>>23140061

I can't fully appreciate this insult but you tried.

>>23142065
WTF is there to say youre amazing

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>>23138889
bunny boiler
>>23139172
basic

>>23142077
Indeed.

>>23142110
I was expecting more, did you sleep or not?

>>23142121
Only for 3 hours then took a one hour bus ride to give a 10 minute presentation and fucking come home.

>>23142136
I love it.
Y no roast mi doe

>>23142170
Icnopost.

Your sweat smells like cinnamon. DAMNIT!

>>23138901
If we were often to meet in the street I'd always have to be completely sure that im inviting you to enough shit so you don't decide to fucking stab me out of the blue

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>>23142065
>You'd spend more effort on making sure you look good for strangers then for your boyfriend
> stop hiding your small tits we know you are self-conscious about them
>having the ability to hurt your date first makes you feel safe. this topic emerges more then it should

/roasted
>

>>23142098
If only you could deep throat as far back as that hairline, the gays in your area might start accepting you.
>>23142065
You are any schumer and guy fieris horrible love child.
>>23142053
People assume ur nose detaches and is used for anal beads when not enough guys come for the bukkake party
>>23141347
She's T rying to be cute but she learned that from her mom all those nights dad wasn't around.
He's trying to be cute but he learned that from his dad all those nights mom wasn't around.
>>23140485
I understand you're prob in Spencer's, the guys in Spencer's thing you're a serious customer and that's enough for me.
>>23140230
If your best model pic involves a 12 year olds basic bitches first plaid shirt then I can only expect you'll be moving into Hawaiian t-shirts the next year. TJ Maxx tried hiring you as a sales associate but your pedophilia record got in the way.

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>>23141347
you look like you here hiding your savings in your forehead and she found out a way to drain it from your ears

>>23142065
should I laugh at you for being a man that tries to look like a woman or a woman that looks like a man?

>>23142174
Useurbackuplazygoober

>>23139380
where u buy your glasses?

>>23139363
one half of your face is twice as small as the other
>> when you want to be madhouse white about your house at least make sure your shirt is the same white as your sheets
pfff i cant't go on man, like you look like a badass but one can sense you're a really good person inside so you don't wan't people to take advantage of that thats too cool man

>>23142071
True

I only got roasted 3 times, shit's sad

>>23141347
The last time someone as ugly as you got a hot asian girlfriend, he invented facebook.
>>23142053
ay bb nice curves. I mean, on your nose.
(I secretly am Lieutenant Dan though)
>>23142065
You see? This is why I hate Adele. One ugly fat girl puts on makeup and makes a song for James Bond and all of the sudden fat girls everywhere just go ham. Whatever happened to eating a tube of cookie dough and crying every night?
>>23142098
The beard whispers "top", but the face screams "bottom"

>>23142499
I'm sorry. Would it make you feel better if I told you that you look like a developmentally challenged Mexican Robin: Boy Wonder?

>>23142506
These were great.
The Adele one really got me lol

>>23142065
So you had a kid when you were 16, so what?
You're still a 6, and in butt-fuck Wyoming that's basically an 8.5.
So stop beating yourself up, that's your step dad's job.
And I thought it was really cute you named your daughter Isis. Tough luck on that one

>>23142274
Eh than I shall roast thee a fish.

>>23142734
You look like a mannequin that can't decide if they want to listen to country or Hawthorne Heights

>>23142751
Well at least mannequins aren't ugly:/

>>23142652
I ate fish yesterday thanks tho.
How about some pasta and roasted goose?

>>23142734
Jesus christ do you enjoy giving rimjobs or taking it up the ass? I can't decide with your boyfriend there taking up twice your width

>>23142804
Fuck, gimmie moar

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>>23142244
lel
>>23142506
topkek

>>23142734
>>23142825

you look like an abercrombie model fucked an umpa lumpa with down syndrome.

Dat face is the reason humanity has not returned to the moon in forty plus years. Fucking craters

Its a good thing you are not obese, you might actually breed one day. I am a little worried your genes will go back into the pool. There is no hope for our future with manchildren like these walking around.

PS, that shitty sideways mop hair has not been IN since Bieber gave it up after getting assfucked by his tour manager two years ago.

>>23142877
Affirmative action at its best. Send the retard up to do the dirty work
>>23142734
The look in your eyes says your dad knows your a complete faggot and he reminds you and your buddy every time you walk in the bathroom together
>>23142098
The girl in the background is laughing at the same thing as I am. You look like a giant fucking baby and the bottle of milk brings it all together
>>23142065
The most interesting things that you've ever done with your life is that eyebrow piercing and change your hair color. Girls like you are a dime a dozen
>>23142053
The girl from the ring would look at you and assume she's looking in a mirror. Consider Japanese horror flicks you look like you don't even need to go to the makeup tent
>>23141347
>divorce at 35 years old because of adultury caused by not making enough money

>>23142734
You look like the guy who taught the rest of the JV football team how to kiss.

>>23142053
If that is your Blowjob face, I regret having a dick
>>23142065
You have two options, loose weight and learn how to pole dance, or get fat and ride a scooter down the isles in walmart.

Tramp stamps do not look good on girls who give up and gain 100 lbs.

(yoda voice) Grim, grim is the future with this one

>>23138870
You do a terrible disservice to that Neff hat.

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Try to hurt me good, protip:: you can't

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>>23142928
Fuuuck

>>23143001
You are the reason Hitler though of the final solution, the sweater you have on probably came from a poor black family after they tried to celebrate Kwanze. The hair looks like Donald Trump fucked a Sicilian bathroom mop

>>23143007
We should all be fortunate you live in a cold climate so we get to see less of your body.
There was not enough cotton in the height of slavery to cover that fat ass of yours, you should be happy we live in an age of mechanized machinery.

That facial hair looks like Guy Fawkes decided to eat the parliament instead of blowing it up.

>>23143001
You look like the failed attempt of a madman who tried to bring a mii to life.
>>23143007
You look like the lead singer from Smashmouth's flamboyantly gay cousin. And not Guy Fieri.

YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOU - Lil B

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Rate me /soc/.

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I bike rode face first into a tree branch to etch that scar. Yes to grace, show me how a burn tastes.

>>23143075
Joey Ramone/10
>>23143100
Jesus they're breeding faggot hipsters younger and younger these days.

>>23142780
Spaghetti.
>>23142907
I love this ty.

>>23143075
This is a roast thread, if you managed to read the fucking post. I seriously hope you can read, with a face like that. You look like a failed attempt of a trap trying to look like a book nerd with a touch of school shooter.
Shave your dick/10

>>23143100
You look like harry potter fucked a malnourished tinkerbel and threw it into a river with a bag full of cats,

ROAST THREAD

>>23143100
I didn't know an egg could be triggered.
>>23143075
I can't tell if you're trying to hide the half of your face that looks like a man, or show the half of your face that looks like a man.
>>23143007
Your facial hair and eyebrows are only that thin because of all the turpentine you had to use to scrub the cum off ur face.
>>23142877
Shibari doesn't make you any more desirable.

>>23143075
Aladdin meets Harry Potter meets luigi.
>>23143100
Please keep increasing the size of those big ass glasses until they just cover your whole face.

>>23138889
what are you doing here eliza

come back chum

>>23143150
Instead of roasting me you state things I like, I am hungry now tho if that's something.

>>23143370
I only have your fish photo
Hence roasted fish
That's many things.

>>23143397
It's called le duckface get with the times. Keep it tho, i gib 4 free but pay 10 dorra nao.

>>23143483
I have One Dora on my wall.

>>23142065
are you still a hueg bitch?

>>23143499
dora dora dora the explorer

>>23143499
Pretty neat that evolution somehow turned your nose into an arrow pointing directly at that big ass gap in your teeth.

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I'm ready, do your worst.

>>23143634
I haven't seen a dog so afraid of being eaten in my entire life, and I've been to Korea.
>>23143636
Nope. Life has already roasted you enough.

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Roast pls I need to feel

>>23143648
Cant roast this guy. Prob gets all the girls and loves life.

>>23143499
>>23143533
That girl ate Dora, and half of Venezuela. That K is so big on your hoodie, Hellen Keller could read that shit.

I would let you blow me, im just worried you would get harpooned half way through.

>>23143634
This is what Dorothy would look like if going down the rabbit hole she hit every tree stump before she hit the ground.

Nice tits, almost as nice as his >>23143636
I am surprised that in a first world country we still had enough ink to do that shitty tattoo you show off to keep people from starring at your chins.

>>23143648
You look like Leave it to beaver did a all asian male gangbang and cleaned his thumb with bleach.

I hope there is a sun where you live, you florescent skin can light up most of North Korea. Your Virginity is safe behind that flannel, TRUST ME

>>23143494
I've see kek. That's how you learn mexican.

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Im just so sad

PS, sorry If I was mean to Anons, this is a roast bread, not a compliment bread.

Im bored a/f

>>23143701
Thank you based god, I am actually related to the leave it to beaver guy

>>23143722
>Im just so sad
So is your mother, she has been looking at your face since the day she regretted not getting that abortion.

I can not tell what is more disturbing, the fact that your body produced enough testosterone to grow chest hair, or the fact that you think you look good showing it off.

You are the reasons wars do not exist. How can we mobilize an army of pussies.

>>23143721
Shhhh I want to sleep
I only slept total of 6 hours past 2 days.

>>23143803
You have my permission to sleep.
That's a lot btw tsk tsk

>>23143822
I whine a lot but fml
Easy for you to say faggit.

>>23143859
Let it all out son.
If you only knew

>>23143900
Inform me.

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>>23143934
>>23143900

>>23143934
Us thinks tu is straying from the original topic.
>>23143945
Gross af I'm not gay

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fuck off you weeb degenerate faggots

>>23144033
slight autism/10

hows the concerta regime going on mah dawg?

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Plz be gentle.

>>23143945
What he said >>23144004
>>23144004
Sigh.

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>>23144056
nice haircut bruh

>>23144072
It's actually still pretty wet, but thank you anon.

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Bring it

>>23144062
>he
Cis scum #triggered
What? I thought you were gonna sleep?

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do your worst

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>>23144089
Rhetorical.

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Roast me

>>23144115
Parking garage?
Nothing wrong with that.

>>23144141
Youth center Kek.

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Untouchable

>>23144141
>>23144157
theres a relation development between you too, it's like watching a gayer version Downton Abbey.

>>23144157
Ah I see ;)
>>23144171
Rings a bell, I think I'll go watch it right now since I'm not doing anything useful.
>implying I always do
I roast myself mom :0

>>23138888
you look like a shittier version of justin bieber
>>23138889
probably low self esteem , feels insecure around other bitches

>>23144171
Mary is bootiful
But it's all ogre nao.
>>23144190
>2015
>No laptop/PC
Primitive-post-dystopic-social-media-era-fag
Satisfied ?
>>23144193
Spot on.

>>23142053
average attention whore with daddy issues , will go black in a few years.

>>23144170
I bet that's exactly what women say about your penis.

>>23144099
Nature already did

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>>23144209
Hmm better I guess, but that can always be fixed if I get a tv/pc, which I have the ability to do so but I'm kinda a jew.

>>23144088
You look like a 30 year old who never outgrew the emo phase.
>>23144056
You know, I used to not agree with the whole Armenian Genocide thing, but looking at your face...

I dunno. Maybe Turkey had a point.
>>23144033
Really digging the Axe Murderer look.

>>23144270
Holy shit anon, holy shit. I still can't stop laughing. It's not on the wall because the walls haven't cured yet and are going to be paint in a month.

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>>23144305
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>23138889
you have dead eyes

>>23144255
A jew.
>>23144238
Spot on.

>>23144121
You're like a handsome porcupine.

>>23144318
Kebab.

>>23142053
>>23144360
I'm Kebab and I'm proud, trashy hoe.

>>23144318
Winter Sleep is a good movie

>>23144360
thats wracist... show us your boobs instead.

>>23144377
It is a well-executed movie, which is rare in Turkey, but I'm not really much of a drama guy so imo it's shit. Someone who is really into drama might find it good though.

>>23144409
didnt know you guys lived in mud houses, its fucked up, isnt cold?

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>>23144375
&proud
>>23144382
leave the kids outta this.

>>23144422
well, a man gotta try.

>>23144418
It's filmed in Cappadocia, not much people live there when it's cold. But you know, it's a movie, so yeah, they gotta film it in some kind of unusual location. Turkey isn't one huge mountain btw, we've got cities too, lots of them.

>>23144337
Once before.
I don't really spend money on myself.

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Well I'm going to sleep, as I have to work a wageslave job tomorrow, one last pic for y'all though.

>>23144468
Ja ne~ kebab.
>>23144465
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

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>>23144483
I put my tag on, as I'm a proud kebab, I served in the army for 6 months after graduating. Good night/day /soc/

>>23144508
gorusuruz.

>>23144522
Haha, görüşürüz. Kendine iyi bak.

>>23144483
Money never, time, ha you wish.
What song, if it is?

>>23140301
Basic for /soc/ every bitch is goth here. Plus its thee most typical style aside from preppy slut look

>>23144557
Hindu song.

>>23144623
Show we

>>23144670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8PHkryQYk

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Be honest pls

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>>23144919
Kek is that you?

>>23144033
That file name is the worst file name I have ever seen. WIN,....win what, what have you won?
You could not win a retard contest at a Kardashian reunion

>>23144056
How can pubic hair grow that far up on a mans body, Science has truly gone too far

>>23144088
You look like the doctor just denied your sex change and you are cool with being a trap. That is your 2 month shadow, one last look at your beard b4 you go full blown reach arround status.

>>23144099
Seabiscut and Jennifer Gardner had a love child and it likes anime. This is the closest thing to a greek tragedy I have ever seen

>>23144121
Im glad you photo flipped that image, You are no Star Wars fan. Like your shirt said, You are a RATS. only worst, rats can have children.

>>23144170
Take that Carharrt off your watermelon head, you have never worked a day in your life, the heaviest thing you have ever lifted was a waifu pillow to your basement

>>23144252
Hey look the Third Reich managed to squeeze in a 21st Chromosome. If that is the future of the white race, I might as well go on a date with
this >>23144318
ARAB, holy shit, You are what it would be like if Al-Queda Formed a boy band and decided to not let it outside of the house for 18 years.
>>23144508
Dog tags, GTFO with those, this is not a fucking Taliban photoshoot , your audition for suicide bomber number three is canceled Ahmajenidad
Thank you for letting me roast you anti/soc/ial anons

>>23145030
This is not a rate thread, since when did 4chan become a safehaven for half the Muslim manchildren in the world with no shirts.

We need to start a gofundme to cloth all these brown people.

Get that fucking smirk off your face, and those eyebrows look like 2 catipillars running away from your ugly face, they will soon merge with your greasy moses bush you call a hair do

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>>23145063
>>23145039
I wanna /thread but I can't commit.

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Bring it on

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>>23138870

just fuck my shit up

>>23145035
You actually watched it
Kek ima star
>>23145030
Eyes and mouth have 2 different sayins about your current emotion
>I shat myself and I liked it
The rope already round just do it.

>>23145069
This post has no point.
>>23145117
Yes duh?
Finally "roasting" I see

>>23145074
Which fat asian am I roasting, Oh yea, the buddah is on the left.....

Your hair looks like it belongs on a impoverished black girl getting ripped out while someone screams WORLDSTAR.

>>23145102
What the fuck are you racing to, did you miss the short yellow bus?
Since when did Megan racing have a peewee racing leauge.

Some one needs to tell this child that Disney is not looking for anymore talentless fat kids for Frozen 2

>>23142309
Lens crafters, d00d

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Bonus points for utilising that i tried to dye my hair white.

>>23145231
Holy shit, the blonde kid from harrry potter has one hell of a meth problem.

Is that what you look like when all the money is gone and you are down to blowing guys at truck stops?

Im glad you did not use a current photo, that Heisenburg blue makes you look more and more like Smiegel from lord of the rings by the hit.....

Fuck, maybe you should try smoking crack instead, it might be healthier.

You look like steve Jobs AFTER they dug him up from his Igrave

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>>23145314
Crack is whack kids.
Loved the last line, very creative.
Also no timestamp but the file name should suffice. The blonde meth kid look was a mistake.

>>23145358
you looked much better with the blonde meth kid look actually. Now you just look like an average normie faggot.

>>23145367
The upkeep was annoying. Being a normie faggot has its perk in a shitty Slav country.

>>23138889
I wanna date this person, but I'm worried she might have a penis.

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>>23138870
there's not much to say really, you look like the typical Tumblr tier prostitute

>>23145676
Thinks he's ugly due to /soc/ really isnt and has become a drunk because /soc/

>>23145676
Wow, you should be on billboards to keep people from drinking and ruining their lives.

If Jesus had an eating disorder and hit the bottle, this is what the Sistine chapel would look like.

The only upside to this photo is that the shades are drawn to keep the property value on his street from plummeting.

>>23145030
You look like Krist Novoselic if he was a bottom.
>>23145074
Nonono honey, you're asian, not mexican. There's no need to paint on your eyebrows like that.
>>23145102
You look like a former childstar. And I don't mean the NPH attractive successful type, I'm talking more along the Beans vein.
>>23145676
Replace that whiskey with a bottle of conditioner and maybe you won't be the suicide scene photo on the cover of your goregrind band's next album cover.

>>23140485
Please deal some more roasts out. Come on, don't hold back.

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>>23138870

>>23145358
Random question. You don't happen to be from New Mexico, do you?

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A monster like me could use getting taken down a few pegs.

>>23146680
Damn it! Why must that scarf look so good on you?! Eh, I know this is a roast thread, but my boner refuses to let me be rude. Like a china doll trying to blow out a candle.... Pardon for sexualizing you.

>>23146715
Nah, Serbia :)

>>23145158
Eh my brain was half dead.

>>23146680
What terrible skin.

>>23148752
Sounds like you are most of the time.

>>23148922
True
I made my peace with my lack of humor.

>>23148971
Have you made peace with Allah?

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Im not scared of you ugly fucks.
>>23139172
You look like the nerd girl that everyone hates

>>23149116
That douche
Of all the places I could be he chose this.

>>23149170
I too blame my imaginary friend for my fuck ups.

>>23149187
Since no option of blaming real ones.

>>23149389
Hahaha...

>>23149608
Already wore it like armor.

>>23149125
But apparently you are afraid of the rotate button, or you think posting an upside down pic is cool/artsy/edgy. You look like the kind of guy that uses XD everywhere.

>>23146680
That duck face makes getting another hunting licence. The ear buds are to drown out the noise of all the dicks screaming from the herpes those lips have spread.

Your eye brows look like a nike symbol was beaten with poseidons spear. Your cover up might be a half inch deep, YOU STILL NEED MORE.

>>23147685

Growing a beard might be the IN thing to do these days, lets hope this photo stays on 4chan and no one finds out that beards are now the gay thing to do.

I dont know why you are holding your head, that face is the reason Asprin sales will never die.

Speaking of death, you should join an actual army and do something like walk into a land mine.

>>23149125
Fuck off you Ausie cunt, learn how to take a photo

>>23149800
Why are you smoking, are you trying to shed off that extra 3 ounces of weight that you packed on this winter.

Minorities might give you their food stamps when they see you.

You look like you can slide into a Crack pipe.

Stop smoking cigs and smoke a dick, you might get some nutrients out of it.

>>23149690
Only cheaters wear armor

>>23150127
And it didn't work
I saw her today she was hot af that bitch ugh.

>>23149800
How hard was it to fully complete your "was almost in the movie Trainspotting but didn't quite make the cut" aesthetic?

>>23138870
You look like elijah wood but I'd still give you the dick

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>>23138930
>slowly realising that its a nice guy with a neckbeard

pic related

>>23146680
Wow
Much duckface
Such pritti
Wow

>>23149800
Ivan my freind! Let us squat in the park an drink vodka !

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>>23150088
I can live with that. :D

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do your worst

>>23149800
you look like you are scanning a high school for 16 year old boys to take home and give bud light and molest

>>23149800
>Picture taken with cigarette
>Michael Jackson nose
>ring

Chuck stopped in 2012 and so should you.

>>23152224
I want to say more but:
>Your miserable expression (I'm not photogenic myself but you're literally exuding to catch a predator)
> blankets.... the fuck is that gay ass shit?

>>23145030
It's as if Narcos was done on a much lower budget and were using cubans and the money was spent on hair products.

>>23143127
Please don't insult Joey like that

>>23144121
Michael Shannon/10

>>23144033
Urban Jesus on a bender

>>23140485
Christina Applegate + David spade + trucker hat in hot topic. Is working at buckle hard?

>>23139274
Holy fuck who let you on a plane

>>23139172
Those canines/10, actually cute though