MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
Questions for New Boys
Villian Marriage Proposal
Love Letter to Mistress
Ollie's Thread Panels
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
could someone do a lewd satan on human or vamp on human thing?
Douk here. Blatantly reposting this from the old thread. Just finished doing the 100-1 challenge and it turned out to be way harder than I thought it would be. Pun very much intended. Also I suck at counting in actual seconds, may have skipped a few numbers too. I was a little preoccupied.
Come chill out with us!
Had a great time!
Now I know all yer secrets!
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
A little bit of humiliation~
Dominating a Mistress!
You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
Would be easier to read if you marked sfx and other stuff with asterisks or something.
Things what I have done-
>Hysterical Literature with my medical text books
>Forced (bondage, rape, forced orgasm, stalker)
>Singing 'Somewhere over the rainbow'
Hope you enjoy it!
Discord server for MSA/FSA. Other Discord has questionable moderation (Reddit type stuff).
You are explaining puberty/guy stuff/male bonding whatever to a little bro or younger guy or something using your own body as an example. Describe yourself taking off your clothes and using your own naked body as a diagram of sorts. Discuss hair, muscles, all that stuff.
http://chirb.it/gzIMF7 (Scolding the Tease)
http://chirb.it/x773A5 (Psycho Boyfriend)
Open for requests!
How'd I do?
Dizzy dropping in, hi guys!
Evil Butler Improv:
Nerdy Guy Tries Asking Girl Out:
Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:
Nervous Virgin Improv:
So I've been away for a while, but I'm back now.
Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-4
Come over here: (public, dom, script)
Someone requested another MST3K thing....I'm sorry
And for you
discord is gonna be down for an hour or two.
dats a great opportunity for you lazy bastards to drag your tounges through some scripts
welp, guess it's back to memes and ignoring this thread!
I can only speak for myself but I'm watching MSA like all the time. I can't write and record as much as I wanted to, because >work
Hi guys new here....now idea what to do so I read a paragraph off Wikipedia about my occupation......keen as for some feedback and possible requests if I get time.
Hey everyone. Completely new here. You can call me Moony.
Hopefully you enjoy this bit of scripting from a relatively popular podcast.
If you have any requests, please don't hesitate to ask. I've got a lot of free/alone time to play with. ;)
Well, as much as I like performing for /msa/, it doesn't pay.
Sadly, /msa/ and 4chan in general doesn't generate a lot of exposure to the public. I'd like to do more VA stuff and erotic audio, but the audience is very limited. Just compare the amount of listens and followers of female performers on /fsa/ to us male performers. I am, of course, not judging, as it is a simple fact that there are tons more men than women on 4chan.
I thought about expanding the platforms I'm posting on, but I never felt like posting my stuff elsewhere. Reddit especially would probably a bad call, given that I'm racist, sexist, homo- and transphobe to put it lightly. Much like AFUG, I despise the reddit community as a whole as well as the up- and downvote system (a subject I could ramble about another time).
I'm open for recommendations as to where I could post more stuff and generate exposure. Maybe one day, me and AFUG can live of off that sweet, sweet Patreon money~
The Majors death feat. Sly from /fsa/ with her probably most bored voice I've heard as Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
Luger lfm MC 9/10 rag only b4 ID reset.
Hey everyone, I'm working on my very first script. Inspired by >>23131049 it's a devil enamoured with a virgin girl.
It's not done but I could use some input. I'm not totally sure where to go with it and I think I ended up going all over the place.
Here it is:
It has incest and bestiality.
I hope I communicated what I had in my head well enough.
Some advice or criticism would be super helpful.
You get the idea across, I'd just work on your phrasing. instead of just "obedient girl" what about moving back and forth between stuff like "obedient virgin" and "obedient sinner"? There are some other general phrasing things I'd re-visit to sound more natural, but looking good :)
also get off page 8
So, quick question:
How much want is there for a guy who doesn't do sexy stuff? I can do poems, sweet talk, rambles, etc. and have a pretty good mic, but I figure if there's no call for that shit then it doesn't really matter, does it? Don't wanna pollute the thread with stuff no one wants and all that.
Thanks in advance boys and girls.
In the case of "obedient girl" my original thinking was that it would be used any time he might have otherwise used her name. In this situation what ever identity she normally holds doesn't matter, to the devil she is "obedient girl."
I will give it another read though, see how it holds up.
In a lot of the other cases I was just trying to get words on the page so I'll give it one or two more drafts.
Any thoughts on the focus? I felt a lot like I was getting too schizophrenic or jumpy in my transitions between situations. I had the original idea of "demon fugs girl" and ended up adding "demon reveals lewdness in girl" and I'm a little concerned both elements suffer. I also not sure if the beast bits should be in there at all. I like it on it's own and I think it fits the whole "demonic" thing but I also think it might be a little distracting. I'm worried I might be adding too much words and messing up the flow of lewd.
My biggest deal is how much further to continue it and how to lead it to a satisfying conclusion. I pretty sure it ends up with Girl being seduced into the lewd ways of satanic love but I'm not sure how to get there. I'll probably need one more sexual reveal and some way to tie them all together. What is something nice that's between bestiality and incest?
I also need a way to continue Devil and Girl's sexual interaction in a satisfying way in spite of this other stuff.
I'm probably,almost definitely being a boob and over-thinking this. I'll head back to it when my mind is clear.
Also >>23146596 thanks
Momo-aniki, checking in. It has been some time since my last visit. Restlessness providing a suitable excuse to stop by.
Anyone happen to have anything lying around that might be described as garrulous, loquacious or long-winded? Verbose in nature. Composed with a scintillating lexicon for me to wrap my handsome lips around?
Someone on the discord requested the prologue from the film 'The Libertine':
I'm just gonna go by my usual handle Panters on here for these threads
This thread needs to die. If you go to the msa discord you can just hear how fucking insane everyone is. Also like... when they talk normally they sound nothing like the recordings they make...
> when they talk normally they sound nothing like the recordings they make
What is voice acting. It's called Male SEXY audio, of course no one is going to use their fully 100% natural voice.
Did a cuddly-snuggly improv for every femanon that's cold and lonely~
=w= ty, bb
Hey Panters, can you read the script at line 665?
http://pastebin.com/u3fB4HJa : Sinfully Lewd Hand Holding
Huh, makes me wanna watch it. Is The Libertine any good?
>thinking you're a voice actor. holy shit the autism.
because you are a degenerate too. i went in there and it was absolutely terrible. doit should bite a bullet the first chance he get. .
Got a request for an E E Cummings poem: "May I feel said He". Even if you think the reading's shit, Cummings is a funny name.
I wish I could tell you but I've never seen it. I think it's mostly Johnny Depp dying of syphilis. So yeah.
i am a femanon lurker with only a couple of recordings here and there for fsa. i joined the discord about 2 weeks ago and just chatted with a couple of people. doit came into the channel and started talking. nothing strange at first, but i could tell that i seriously felt uncomfortable from his voice alone. that was just my initial reaction. it feels like he seriously has no business being around here, but at the same time i can understand that him sounding older can appeal to people. whatever. anyway it quickly got creepier with him blatantly hitting on me and continuing to do so after i said i was uncomfortable. surprisingly, i wasnt the only one in this and i wasnt the only one that was kind of miffed by him being a married man doing this kind of stuff...
but he isn't even the worst part of that server...i thought rambler guy was nice at first but hes a complete self absorbed douchebag and duke makes nothing but stupid puns. that actually annoyed me more lol.
There are way too many married people hitting on each other and sharing nudes with one another for me to be comfortable there.
For the most part, the voices here are better staying as voice clips as once the curtain is ripped away? People are not so grand one on one.
Teamspeak was never really my deal, so I don't spend much time on discord. Sorry you've got that impression though. I haven't heard any complaints from the folks I've talked to one on one, but that's just me
It's pretty clear some people are in closed marriages and still fucking about. *CoughIXcough* Still, plenty of people don't enjoy playing with others in open/poly relationships regardless.
The fuck are you even on about with Teamspeak? Can't say I've ever talked to you, Crow.
Simply saying some fantasies are shattered with the reality of the actual person behind scripts.
Hmm. desu, since you're hiding behind anonymity while calling people out by name, I'm going to call bullshit on this screed and your claim to being a femanon until you own up to who you are.
tbqh srsly wtfbbq sodium content is high
Either way, any discord server that tosses people the penalty rank for no reason and bans people for frivolous reasons isn't exactly a place that's all warm and welcoming.
The sodium content -is- high....In the MSA Discord. It's weird to me that the server with the actual Nazi feels friendlier, but to each their own.
Who was banned? Who was punished? Haven't seen any of that since I've been around, accept for one case where someone was being racist, antagonistic, and a douche even after repeated warnings.
AFUG was banned for not....saying sorry to someone for silly channel moving done three times, because sitting with the penalty rank wasn't punishment enough for his HORRIBLE transgression.
Luger was banned for existing as far as I can recall as I was there for his assumed racist, antagonistic, and douche comments despite them being reddit tier mean. Which is to say, the silliest shit to ban someone over especially since it was basically tossing him under the punishment rank then banning him shortly after.
Myself and Shibe are sitting in the punishment ranks for...being in both Discords it seems.
Basically, you'll be punished for the silliest things within the MSA channel. That shit is typical discord antics in the other channels I'm in or a part of.
Ban people for actual harassment, not shit posting.
I have some stories about them myself but its very easy to discredit things on the internet. Just sayin that I seriously dont think anyone is doing this for fun so theres no reason to lie. I visited the discord though like once or twice, saw the rp chat and shrugged, just wasnt for me. But yeah...crazy shit involving some of those guys.
Morning you sexy people,
First post having a go at the 100 game, hope you like. From the UK if curious
http://chirb.it/gg13qn part 1
http://chirb.it/gg13qn part 2
posted the same part twice like a tool. Part 2
100-1 challenges are always enjoyed.
...Oh. Now I have a sad. Enjoyable, but ow my feels.
This is true.
I'm exclusively here to make people happy. I seem to be in the minority in most thoughts though as everyone insists on trying to make a name for themselves verses me who just posts.
Gonna be selfish, but the 100-1 challenge, if you're up for it
...I'm sorry, this thread has fuckin awakened something in me and I can't get enough.
If you're not feeling super naughty, maybe something cute, like a boy-next-door roleplay or singing a song that you like!
Alan Rickman is now pushing up the daisies. Rip in pieces, Snape.
Well, yeah, we're actors. It's fun to pretend, but this is still 4chan. We're not erotic powerhouses waiting to sweep some fags off their feet. We're the same sorts of fags that go on all 4chan. We've got social issues and anxieties and our idiosynchracies, and have IRL troubles to deal with.
And how weird would it be if I sounded like the guy I pretend to be on /msa/ all the time? It's fun for rape-play and bad professor stuff, but imagine if this asshole in pic related walked up to you with menu in hand and said
Does that excite your loins? No, it sounds ridiculous, and it would probably get me fired. (I mean, I don't work at PF Chang's though, it's just what I had for dinner yesterday)
Curtains drawn ramble
Luger didn't bother people at first, but people got sick of him once they realized he was serious. Mostly he was just there to fap with people and blame the Jews for things. Not harassment per se, but annoying as hell.
Luger doesn't bother me nearly as much as other people in both discords desu
Nothing to do with being sheltered. You guys act all fucking horny if the wind blows just right. I know plenty of people in open relationships who aren't as sex-crazed as some of the people on there. Why are you shaming people that just don't feel comfortable with it? It's not really fair. Not everyone needs/wants to know about how you are with your sexuality.
I'll shame you over feeling uncomfortable about it, dweeb.
Can't call Luger annoying without calling out all the creepy furfags though, its just not right.
Be brave, anon. Besides, no one here will know your name or face. Only your voice.
Also, people will fap to it. Which is a plus.
Now, y'see, the fapping to anything involving me is what I'm afraid of. Granted, I doubt that'd happen, but the very idea makes me wary.
I do believe most of my fascination with trying to do the entire MSA sort of thing is to practice reading out loud for future endeavors, but even with that, there's a large degree of neuroses that prevent me from doing it. See, I'm a huge coward.
no reason to fear man. You'd be surprised what you'll warm up to. Its a huge confidence boost to know folks enjoy my voice. And if the worst case happens and no one likes you (which is, I may add, unlikely), you won't be second-guessing yourself about if you should have tried it or not
Bumping with a little OC. Be gentle, I beg.
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost:
The third poem of the Ripley Scroll:
And an original poem about BDSM:
D'aaw, well thank you, glad someone likes it.
I have just a bit more stuff on my soundgasm, and a couple ideas about what to do next, so maybe I'll be here for a little bit, we'll see.
Super quiet, but any voice can make panties moist.
You post some audio.
Mic is a bit crappy but voice sounds fine to me.
Well- People read and do clean stuff here all the time.
are non a capella songs appreciated in MSA?
light acoustic guitar with singing is what i can possibly put out there.
I've very few covers, mostly original stuff. I can learn new covers though if wanted, and may even be able to compose an original song or two on request.
Does anybody have a script for that stuff? I don't think my voice is up to snuff but it'd be worth it to try. I have seen exactly zero gay audio.
>tfw you don't like forced scenarios
This thread is so rarely for me.
Is Mr. E around?
I would love to listen to something comforting and relieving since I'm under a lot of stress from my studies...
okay so i've been told that i have a nice voice, so i decided to do a sfw recording of a poem i like to gauge your guys's opinion. if anyone likes it, ill gladly do requests.
this is so hot and it got so adorable at the end lmao i was laughing along. deserves all the listens it got.
Mr E is reeeeaaaaaaallll nearby!
>Tiny Sick Tears
>Go The Fuck to Sleep
Is there anything more... "specific" I can do for you?
Hey newbie do the intro questions in the OP
Anything is fine as far as content goes but you might want to use something other than vocaroo for actual singing cause the quality is shit.
W-why were you fapping outside?
I think writing a script would be best, otherwise I have some older recordings on a similar note...
>AMAZO vs Luthor
Nope, just faggot jewish janitors deleting my posts for whatever reason. Must've triggered some fags.
Nah, whats your skype name, I'll add you.
Sounds like it was a truly enlightening experience. Anything with MSA in the title was bound to be a circlejerk.
It's been years since I last even posted here.
Amazing pudding story right here.
You have no idea on the enlightenment part, Giraffe-kun. We could use more audios describing your experience as a Girrafe kin and what giraffes are into. You sound familiar, as it's been years since I interacted and posted here myself.
Also, Audiophiles is a superior discord full of shitposting. https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcSNnQLT
the thought of it made me look up my old audioboo account
I can't even
100-1 Challenge Completed. I fucked up a few times. Was sad I didn't cum.
I never do anything like this, here's me jerking off with occasional bits of speech.
I guess I can take requests.
What a lovely voice! Please more <3
sorry for the delay, finally answered the questions. sorry if im a bit awkward, did it in one take.
yeah I think i'll go with goya as my alias. to kill some time i did a few recordings, im still very green so bear with me. feel free to give me feedback and requests!
(Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary)
(Assisted Public Schlicking)
Where the fuck did Rambler's recordings go? I seriously need his sexy time ASMR joi in order to relax after a shitty day. Did anyone save anything? I have his original 100-1 and his edgingx5 he did a while back saved. Will trade for his tingling recordings.
FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE
According to some sex therapist whose name I just can't recall, these fifteen phrases are guaranteed to turn any lady to jelly if they are whispered huskily into her ear. Gentlemen, I think it is your responsibility, duty even, to test this theory. Huskily whisper away!
“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”
“I want to get naked with you right now.”
“Do you like the way that feels?”
“Use your mouth on me.”
“I love the things you do with your tongue.”
“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”
“Tell me what you want.”
“This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”
“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”
“You taste so good.”
“Come over here and ride me hard.”
“Your wish is my command.”
so i decided to do the libertines intro. This is pretty much my first real attempt so I want feedback.
Never seen the libertines so if you're expecting a mimicry of the film it won't be...
Since chirbit is down. Might be a bit loud.
You sounded super sleepy in your questions recording, then perked up for the scripts. kek Maybe slow down with your script reading, more pauses akin to natural speaking.
Do a recording explaining why you picked the surname of such a painter? Also, since you're bi maybe you could do recordings for the gay lurkers about? Don't personally know any scripts for that, though. Someone else would have to supply.
It would be fun to hear various voices reading these lines. Seriously or silly, either way.
Feedback? Slow down a bit and maybe move your mouth away from the mic a bit.
I had a giggle.
I put this shit in an order that has some semblance of sense, "I wanna get naked with you right now." definitely the sexiest line I've ever read.
Luger plz, yr a nerd
Man Im still shy as fuck to do this.
Last time I did, I got a few request but there was this woman that just wanted me dead.
Tough love huh...
Hell I still not have a name. But I do voices of all kind. Meaning I kinda cheat. Using my audio "skills" I have no idea what to call them. To make any kind of effect.
You name it, I can do it.
sad ukulele time
accidentally forgot the link on the first post
luv you Führer Luger <3
would you mind singing a song for me?
i started rambling towards the end, my bad. but i think i went over your points kek.
haaaaaaave fun ladies~
Requesting this script to be read please;
I want to know how many scars you have
and memorize the shape of your tongue.
I want to climb the curve of your lower back
and count your vertebrae
I want to chart the topography of your anatomy
and be fluent in your body language.
I want you, entire.
Ignore the trolls, there will always be trolls.
-because it pisses you off.
Aww, this is super cute and dem high notes.
This lubricrated my lady bits...and also scared me. I still wonder what your normal voice sounds like, though.
I'm Stray in FSA, or Sly on Discord but Luger calls me Pearl-chan. IT'S ALL GOOD and you're welcome, Goya. I LOVE ME SUM ART TALK THO. If you're up for it, talk about how Goya has had an impact on your life if it isn't too personal.
Gay scripts, anyone got them for this guy? PAGING REQUEST.
I fucking can't- Laughing through the whole thing.
I didn't request this, but- Yeeeeeees.
I like that poem. I don't suppose there happens to be a longer/expanded version?
You're welcome. :)
But yes, that sort of exploring and learning of a lover's body is most definitely something of great interest to me.
Hell, if the writing bug hits, maybe I'll write something :P
I'm being eaten alive by a poetry bug and it makes me feel quite a lot better when you lovely men folk soothe that with your audios. Soo here. Have another if anyone sees fit to read it I'd be very appreciative.
Requesting improv on hot dirty talk. Tell a girl that she's a good princess, something along those lines. Please and thank you.
I'll do some requests for you if you'd like.
Same person still.
So I wonder if it's ever been done or if any of the lovely boys here would be willing
but a hypnosis guide to orgasm?
Not sure if that's the correct wording but I'd be ecstatic to hear one :)
just woke up so you can pretty much hear the cogs slowly turning in my brain as i speak. lots of stuttering, a bad habit ive formed when im talking without a script/set idea of what i want to say. but yeah, tldl; goya is dope.
Okay so here is one that you might have to read through more than once to not chuckle. I'd love for you guys to do this in a very sexy, sensuous way. Thank you!!
Ehh, they're alright. There are a few songs that I like, but mostly their more tame ones like Rosenrot or Amerika.
I have to admit that the last part took me several tries to keep the laugh inside (sorry for the quality, i'm a little bit rusty and my old mic is dead, i have to work with the one from the webcam)
On a kind of related note to the thing between parentesis (no idea if it's right), do any of you know if the Steelserie H wireless headset is a good one? Especially for the mic, from what i heard the sound is great for listening.
Are you talking about a break up? I was there for the past few months (or more), but i found a way to not hope anything of this again. I didn't shoot a bullet in my foot (i don't know if you have this expression in english), but rather a fucking nuclear warhead. At least now that this is beyond any hope of repairing i'm free to pursue something else. Movies and series aren't really honest, if you truly love her, and do some great gesture for her, she will not necessarily come back........ sadly........
What's your one liner you would say to a girl to get her instantly turned on?
Meanwhile, on Discord! We had a rousing game of "You groove you lose" wherein the players who grooved were forced to do a random request, check them out!
>Recordings by Yes
>Recordings by Douk
>Recordings by Jarocar
>Recordings by Mr E
Recording by The Ping
Recording by Albrecher
And as an added bonus, some FSA performers joined in too!
Recording by Honey
>Recordings by "Babble" (She lost pretty hard)
Have fun! Don't forget to join in the discord for similar shenanigans: >>23131164
Also, credit to Doit for the "Discord Bar" image. He's a pretty ok guy!
Whoops, forgot one of mine.
>50 Shades of Gay
That's all folks!
I feel like I have to post this, as it missed out on the post deadline by a few minutes. Honey doing a script as a evil 12 year old commander is probably my favorite recording of all time. It is just too cute!
Man, I haven't heard anyone gush about fine art in ages. It makes my heart feel all warm.
I know it's been requested a few times for guys here to do more gay oriented recordings, so I tried to dig about for some scripts. The cringe is real.
Have some scripts..
http://pastebin.com/TaNEEd34 - This one is pretty silly and would be fun to hear anyone do in a joking manor
Muh feels, 2close2home
You're a cinnamon roll. Too pure; too good for this world. You also might wanna try using Audacity to get out that background noise and echo cause it muffles your voice in a big way.
You sound so shy and uncertain, buck up anon.
I'm not saying that line would work on me, but-
Sure, i'll do some for you tomorrow. Make sure to check in. I was indeed smirking for you baby~ <3
Lemme know if you want any specific lines said.
No idea why, but my ID keeps changing. s.s
j the sexaholic (gay shit): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWrijPgXUz
i was excited at a few points and stumbled over my words. hopefully it adds charm.
kevin o'malley of shark tank: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njCHiL8O46
did this one for fun but started cracking up towards the end. never read it before.
Hi. I'm new here, but will be taking requests
I've never tried moaning on here, but willing to try. I'm bi as well so anyone can request just about anything.
here's me: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gnHXHLyVwm
My mic is okay, but doesn't really capture the bass in it
I'M REQUESTING EDGING RECORDINGS
SINCE THE THREAD IS ON THE FUCKING EDGE
>with a python down my left thigh
....I had a giggle.
If I ignore the genders, it's pretty hot desu
I don't usually do sexual requests, but...
I was getting so turned on, eagerly looking at the fabric cut on my table... so excited to get to stitching this purse... THEN I ALMOST DIED HOWLING IN LAUGHTER. Thank you SO fucking much. Please tell me you have chirbit or the like. I need to see what other scripts you've ruined with hilarious cut in improv.
i love reading that sort of erotica because it has it's points of silliness. that said, i was pleasantly surprised by how well written it was. like i said, i was pretty turned on towards the end.
Desire, Sewing Erotica(?): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4UggpnypB
this was a lot of fun to record
Hey all, I had a go of the Late Night Phone Call script someone linked earlier today.
Let me know what you think of it, what I could or couldn't do better, all that jazz!
Well shit, I guess I have to now :I
its a mouthful but it works every time
Trevelyan, new to the game but establishing none the less.
Willing to fill any request, anything you desire.
Not much n my chirbit now but more will come soon, including maybe some acoustic songs.
For now there is...
The Libertines Prolouge
The Fifteen Phrases, Just for the hell of it
O Conqueror Worm by good ole Edgar Allen Poe
And my first 100-1, shit quality and all
Don't be shy, tell me what you want to hear and I shall do my best to oblige......
i'm jazzed on caffeine, so i decided to show off one of my very few talents, performing alphabet aerobics a cappella.
if anyone wants to hear me shittily stumble through a rap, written or made up, id be happy to do it. and it goes without saying that i'll happily do any other requests.
Any male anons from Australia?
I uh, Guess I'm open for requests. Name a voice and I can try it (accents. I..I cant just yet) what I mean is, robots, dragons, fucking hell you wanna fuck a ghost? I got you. You wanna fuck a demon? I got you.
You get the idea.
So, uh, depending on the request, it may take some time.
Here you go, 100-1 challenge completed! What did you think of it?
I would really love to cuddle with a dragon. Ideally one large enough that I can kind of curl up next to him, under one of his wings. You don't even need to do an accent or anything like that. Just a maximum comfy dragon audio with cuddle talk and maybe reassurances. I would love that if you're willing!
Hi I am potato
I am new to this, I did the 100-1 challenge
hope there is someone that likes it
also for u
It was great!
I have now clue why, but I'm borderline obsessed with 100-1 challenges, and the subtle wavering of people's voices as they get closer to one.
The 'holy shit' towards the end made me giggle.
I'm from Straya, but I live in London right now. Is this awesome Y/N? Also, what can I do for you?
sing this pls senpai
Oh sweet lordy. Y yes.. this is amazing. C..can you just say this:
"Hey, babe. I just got home, you wanna know what I'm thinking? Hm? Have you been a good girl or a bad girl today?"
P please, anon?
I certainly can!
Also, I managed to outsource a script from Azula and Babble for you, enjoy!
haha, my pleasure. if you have any requests just lemme know!
Glad you enjoyed the reading! Not..gonna dig for more M4M scripts as that subreddit is a terrible place. Someone else will have to offer them up. Notmykink.
You use to call me on my cellphone~
I wanna fuck a ghost. (You should post a voice sample)
I did a request for Soviet that was a lot of fun to do. It's got some neck play and biting.
As this is in Dutch I included a translation. Hope you enjoy!
Harley asked me to do a whispering version of "Comfort and Joy", enjoy!
im in a bit of a funk so i decided to record some sad poems that I love.
Funeral Blues: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5Enejy1x2
This be the Verse: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cngV2NDPmr
Dog's Death: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pj6TTcCwel
Do not go gentle into that good night: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08WKfXA50g7
tfw Dutch makes you moist. Welp. I- ...Yeah. Fuck.
These are ideal to listen to while the snow pours down here....Except the dog one. That fucking HURTS.
Please cheer up, Goya.
Also, have a new discord link because muh discord drama. https://discord.gg/0mYPq6M3Wl5t19Tv
With a little more structure and hopefully a little more protection for lady lurkers.
Ah sorry. I had a shitty day yesterday and today wasn't much better. So I didn't have much will to do anything.
Are there lines you want? Those really help.
Alright I'll give you a ghost.
You want a sample of the voice yes?
What do you wish for me to say.
You can always do the new guy questions here to show voice sample: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Stop being so nervous, newbie. We're not scary here. Only thirsty.
I'm really sorry! Don't sweat it. Days that suck the willpower out of you are the worst.
I'll try to write some lines in a pastebin and post them. I didn't have any specific ones in mind when I made the request, so don't worry about the specifics too much, but I'll do it if it helps.
Now that I've heard your voice, I'm uncertain if you could be a spoopy ghost. Pearl IS best gem. Do you have a cool effect to make your voice sound spooky?
Given that it's in dutch? You could read a recipe in a sexy way and I wouldn't know.
The Road Not Travelled jost for the hell of it.
Having trouble finding lewd scripts, at least ones that haven't been done and done again, so throw me some suggestions or make some requests, anon.
I find this song absolutely hilarious and even though i suck at singing I thought i would give it a shot.
Didn't really put much practice into this, so there's surely a couple of lyrics i fuck up, but whatever.
You have a wonderful voice o.o I'm listening to the prologue from 'The Libertine' your voice reminds me a bit of Tom Hiddleston as Loki...as I typed that I saw Tom Hiddleston as your establishing picture. I feel stupid v.v
thank you. i figure i might as well take my melancholy and turn it into something productive.
cried like a bitch first time i read dog's death. still stings to think about it. and ill work on cheering up, thanks for being a sweetheart about it.
Charles Bukowski- Beasts Bounding Through Time
Hart Crane- A Name for All
I've been lurking in this thread for a little while now trying to build up the courage to actually do one myself. Kinda tempted to do the 100 - 1 challenge more than anything else, but I feel my voice isn't quite up to snuff. After all, it's called Male Sexy Audio and my voice is... far from that.
Hey, chumps and chumpettes! We're playing "You Groove You Lose" on Discord again, GET IN: >>23131164
Hey! Here's a recording request with a few example lines to show you what I mean. The recording doesn't have to exactly match though.
If you think that one is fine, I might have another for you as well.
So we did another round of You Groove You Lose on discord.
We post songs in turn and if you groove (involuntary movement to the music, headbanging, humming the song, etc) you lose and have to fulfill a random request made by whoever posted the song.
The only winning move is to not groove.
Enjoy the recordings from this round and join us next time, this game is a ton of fun!
Personal ad - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xyU63BBAJC
Voicemail for Douk with a Russian accent - http://vocaroo.com/i/s084HZ9jSldI
Little brother, big brother smegma script - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hyP8DaNaSg
Honey droppin' dat script son - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sOy50U7cAA
Navy Seal copypasta in a loli commander voice - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gh7svRTXMd
The earth speaks, reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLcm1TGI4M
Superman one liner - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GcJGKsLEJT
Ghetto script - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tl6AjpI1q7
Stereotyp script - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yI0DruhAw8
Loli script - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PvDQiCqOYv
Awkward mom son exchange - https://clyp.it/f5m03zyn
Young voice romantic poetry - http://chirb.it/wGsDwM
Pube lolis - https://clyp.it/twigl2zv
Physics reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ABUOcxqVAl
I shower first - http://chirb.it/4vGpDp
Voicemail for him - http://chirb.it/I8yHnz
Pick up lines - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w9Hz8v8T5e
Foolproof guide to gettin' dat pussy in a (really bad) Texan accent - http://chirb.it/Gk2sNB
Iggy Azalea pu$$y dramatic reading - http://chirb.it/Md3bHf
My immortal fan fic - http://chirb.it/M9xb7d
Public ninja fapping - http://chirb.it/NLqxND
Also in attendance but managing to not groove: Mr. E.
>Laughter is the best medicine, I work at a pharmacy, I know about that.
I giggled so hard.
Also, RIP your dinner.
Anyways, your voice is very pleasant and when you're ready, please do a 100-1 challenge.
I kept attempting to make one of these earlier and it would change from being very loud to so quiet you couldn't hear anything. I messed with the mic settings a bit to see if I could fix it, ambient noise reduction, voice clarity and sound normalization, and nothing seemed to work. Maybe I'm just an idiot and have no idea what I'm doing. Any help from a pro who might know what I'm doing wrong? Would be very much appreciated.
what kinda mic/software do you use?
did it go from loud to quiet within one take?
if so it might be that there is some software that changes the sensitivity before the input goes to audacity.
else, it might be how far away from your mic you're speaking.
you could cut up segments and edit the desibel output on the different ones, but this would be a last resort.
do you get a different result if you use vocaroo?
you should download audacity and use raw input from the microphone
(unaltered by the "Advanced 7.1 virtual surround sound engine" / "Enhanced digital microphone" shit)
just close all that shit in your lower right windows tab or processor manager or wherever that shitware hides.
not sure if you're still here, but for some reason this works really well with a tom-waits-ish sort of vibe (or in my mind anyway). Not that good of an impersonation, hence vibes not actual impression of him. works better with headphones because of the proximity effect I think.
Here's some short creepy pasta ish shizz.
Just did a script for the good people on discord. And apparently it's pretty okay and I should post it here.
The scripts is "Doctor's Exam: You Need To Have An Orgasm (doctor/patient, examination, public-ish)"
Would anyone be interested in doing a recording where you're acting kind of skeptical about your friend giving you a rimjob, and then liking it so much when it happens that you cum almost instantly?
I recorded a few bad/corny/funny pickup lines I guess. As for limits... I don't know what you're having in mind, just ask and I'll tell you if I will or won't do it. Let me gather those vocaroos in the meanwhile.
Been lurking a little on Discord, under 'Conrad', but finally got around to recording a little something.
Not sure about the quality of my mic, hope it isn't too terrible.
Thank you muchly. I like the rapey ones. I realize that sounds incredibly weird..
Your voice is really great. This is pretty niche/probably offensive? So please feel no pressure to do this script, I understand if you're not willing. It starts line 652. I'm going to go find a few other tamer things to ask too. Thank you
Can I get you to say 'Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts'
In a slightly concerned/slightly upset tone of voice?
>Where are you from? Your accent is interesting.
Thank you :3
I'm from Germany. Thankfully, none of these recordings contained the word squirrel, or it would have been blatantly obvious
>I like the rapey ones. I realize that sounds incredibly weird..
Nah, not at all. It's just a more intense version of submission, I can see how people are into that. I'll do your script later, but I just woke up with a massive headache and clogged nose and I dunno how long it takes until that's gone, so you'll have to wait a bit
Oh dear. It's been a while since I posted in here.
I got around to recording something again, so here you go for anyone who might be interested.
Trying Something New
Cool, I knew you sounded northern European. And I can't pronounce squirrel either, kek
Any way, I'll be happy to listen to whatever rambles you feel like doing. Just more of dat voice, please.