MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/

CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/

PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/

MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H

UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.

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could someone do a lewd satan on human or vamp on human thing?

ALSO Azula does thread panels for us and craves recognition:
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0

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Douk here. Blatantly reposting this from the old thread. Just finished doing the 100-1 challenge and it turned out to be way harder than I thought it would be. Pun very much intended. Also I suck at counting in actual seconds, may have skipped a few numbers too. I was a little preoccupied.
Enjoy!

http://chirb.it/KcGneN

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https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcdgCXVl
Come chill out with us!

So uh, first time posting here...
I just thought you might like to hear me fapping or something.
I'm happy if somebody enjoys it.
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FRe36wkJju

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>>23131164
Had a great time!
Now I know all yer secrets!

Page 9
Post requests, I know you're out there fuckers!

>>23134049
100-1 challenges

I made a demon script. It's my first so not sure if it's good but I'd love to hear you gentlemen read it

http://pastebin.com/rCpdQzxx

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Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!

Luger-sama, reporting for duty!

Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!

Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!

Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7

Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO

Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9

A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/eChxNC

10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59

Subserviant Luger!
http://chirb.it/n2shNr

Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as

Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc

Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J

SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg

Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc

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>>23134679
Would be easier to read if you marked sfx and other stuff with asterisks or something.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHa4H3a99o

Coonass looking for work. I do best with general shenanigans

>>23135054
Okay I'll fix that, thank you!

Here's a Kafka quote I'm fond of. Sounds a bit appropriate.
https://soundgasm.net/u/abloo/Kafka-quote

Requesting some your guy's favourite quotes, spoken for our listening pleasure.

>>23134679
Fixed to read easier

http://pastebin.com/zTDiEQ7f

>>23131680
That was pretty hot, I must say. Please feel free to do more!

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Jarocar establishing
https://www.chirbit.com/Jarocar
http://itsjarocar.tumblr.com/

Things what I have done-

>Hysterical Literature with my medical text books
https://clyp.it/k02ynuga

>Forced (bondage, rape, forced orgasm, stalker)
https://clyp.it/4miq4uzp

>Singing 'Somewhere over the rainbow'
http://chirb.it/9D5gEp

>>23134679
Hope you enjoy it!
https://clyp.it/4edzzloy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iujY9h5H1O

Giving a test from the last thread. If you like it, feel free to request.

>>23135603
jarocar, plz >>23131049

>>23135603
I enjoyed it more than I can put into words. Thank you very very much Jarocar

>>23135817
I've never done anything satanic or vampyric... could you write a script or give an outline?

>>23136844
Oooh I'd love to hear you as a vampire..

Caius dropping by with Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gLxhPWX4LE

Also taking requests

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https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcR3OiJh

Discord server for MSA/FSA. Other Discord has questionable moderation (Reddit type stuff).

Luger, that audio you did for The Major from Hellsing was fucking awesome! You should do more of him!

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RIP Discord

Request:

You are explaining puberty/guy stuff/male bonding whatever to a little bro or younger guy or something using your own body as an example. Describe yourself taking off your clothes and using your own naked body as a diagram of sorts. Discuss hair, muscles, all that stuff.

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Albrecher establishing
https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher

http://chirb.it/gzIMF7 (Scolding the Tease)

http://chirb.it/x773A5 (Psycho Boyfriend)

Open for requests!

>>23134679
http://chirb.it/myG1Of
How'd I do?

Dizzy dropping in, hi guys!

https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Evil Butler Improv:

http://chirb.it/hKEEHF

Nerdy Guy Tries Asking Girl Out:

http://chirb.it/wOdBdf

Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:

http://chirb.it/04e3LH

Nervous Virgin Improv:

http://chirb.it/5czedE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tNo66TA5pQ

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So I've been away for a while, but I'm back now.

My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow

Popular Shit:

Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356

Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-4
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q
http://chirb.it/ExkLBA


Recent Shit:

Come over here: (public, dom, script)
http://chirb.it/bngf4F

Sensative teasing
http://chirb.it/cscsGD

Pussy Worship
http://chirb.it/P9KmOP

Dom Improv
http://chirb.it/3K2ech

Someone requested another MST3K thing....I'm sorry
http://chirb.it/CDzPqF


>>23135295
And for you
http://chirb.it/xfr4BI

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hi guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Z4yhVyVXD

>//<

>>23140303

Wow, memes.

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>>23140303
At least you tried.

Page 9 bump, middle of the night, must sleep, rise up, MSA.

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discord is gonna be down for an hour or two.
dats a great opportunity for you lazy bastards to drag your tounges through some scripts

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>>23141682
But it's already back up.

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>>23141719
welp, guess it's back to memes and ignoring this thread!

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>>23141723
I can only speak for myself but I'm watching MSA like all the time. I can't write and record as much as I wanted to, because >work

>>23141740
That sucks man :/

Hi guys new here....now idea what to do so I read a paragraph off Wikipedia about my occupation......keen as for some feedback and possible requests if I get time.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P6Uv4h3qTz

Hey everyone. Completely new here. You can call me Moony.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbnTXZHcAs
Hopefully you enjoy this bit of scripting from a relatively popular podcast.

If you have any requests, please don't hesitate to ask. I've got a lot of free/alone time to play with. ;)

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>>23141942
Well, as much as I like performing for /msa/, it doesn't pay.

Sadly, /msa/ and 4chan in general doesn't generate a lot of exposure to the public. I'd like to do more VA stuff and erotic audio, but the audience is very limited. Just compare the amount of listens and followers of female performers on /fsa/ to us male performers. I am, of course, not judging, as it is a simple fact that there are tons more men than women on 4chan.

I thought about expanding the platforms I'm posting on, but I never felt like posting my stuff elsewhere. Reddit especially would probably a bad call, given that I'm racist, sexist, homo- and transphobe to put it lightly. Much like AFUG, I despise the reddit community as a whole as well as the up- and downvote system (a subject I could ramble about another time).

I'm open for recommendations as to where I could post more stuff and generate exposure. Maybe one day, me and AFUG can live of off that sweet, sweet Patreon money~

Mobile Crow bump

Bump from Moony as well. I've always had an interest in these threads. Figured it was about time I joined in.

>>23142142
I lurk around literotica sometimes but Idk Idk that'd be a site you'd be interested in using.

ba-bump

>>23136844
if only i could write
i wouldn't even know where to find something to my liking, either
but you're fantastic at improv
>>23136864
yisss
>>23131049
bump

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>>23137727
The Majors death feat. Sly from /fsa/ with her probably most bored voice I've heard as Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.

http://chirb.it/mBrrdb

>>23143603
Like I said on chirbit that was fucking awesome. Great job man. :D

>>23143603
tfw no sly gf

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Luger lfm MC 9/10 rag only b4 ID reset.

http://chirb.it/mf4ftc

>>23142594

Well, hey there, sweetie.

>>23144553
Hello back to you sweet thing.

http://chirb.it/xeLM3x

Hey, I did My Pet, I hope you enjoy! Let me know what's good and what could be better.

Hey everyone, I'm working on my very first script. Inspired by >>23131049 it's a devil enamoured with a virgin girl.
It's not done but I could use some input. I'm not totally sure where to go with it and I think I ended up going all over the place.

Here it is:
http://pastebin.com/nZfiqfq4
It has incest and bestiality.

I hope I communicated what I had in my head well enough.
Some advice or criticism would be super helpful.

>>23145096
You get the idea across, I'd just work on your phrasing. instead of just "obedient girl" what about moving back and forth between stuff like "obedient virgin" and "obedient sinner"? There are some other general phrasing things I'd re-visit to sound more natural, but looking good :)


also get off page 8

>>23135603

I came so hard to your Forced recording... :)

>>23145096
this right here is some good shit

https://clyp.it/dqxbj4yv

So, quick question:
How much want is there for a guy who doesn't do sexy stuff? I can do poems, sweet talk, rambles, etc. and have a pretty good mic, but I figure if there's no call for that shit then it doesn't really matter, does it? Don't wanna pollute the thread with stuff no one wants and all that.

Thanks in advance boys and girls.

>>23146661

We can always use new guys, so feel free to contribute :D

>>23146009
In the case of "obedient girl" my original thinking was that it would be used any time he might have otherwise used her name. In this situation what ever identity she normally holds doesn't matter, to the devil she is "obedient girl."
I will give it another read though, see how it holds up.
In a lot of the other cases I was just trying to get words on the page so I'll give it one or two more drafts.

Any thoughts on the focus? I felt a lot like I was getting too schizophrenic or jumpy in my transitions between situations. I had the original idea of "demon fugs girl" and ended up adding "demon reveals lewdness in girl" and I'm a little concerned both elements suffer. I also not sure if the beast bits should be in there at all. I like it on it's own and I think it fits the whole "demonic" thing but I also think it might be a little distracting. I'm worried I might be adding too much words and messing up the flow of lewd.

My biggest deal is how much further to continue it and how to lead it to a satisfying conclusion. I pretty sure it ends up with Girl being seduced into the lewd ways of satanic love but I'm not sure how to get there. I'll probably need one more sexual reveal and some way to tie them all together. What is something nice that's between bestiality and incest?
I also need a way to continue Devil and Girl's sexual interaction in a satisfying way in spite of this other stuff.

I'm probably,almost definitely being a boob and over-thinking this. I'll head back to it when my mind is clear.

Also >>23146596 thanks

>>23131112
god this was so fucking hot bless you

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Momo-aniki, checking in. It has been some time since my last visit. Restlessness providing a suitable excuse to stop by.

Anyone happen to have anything lying around that might be described as garrulous, loquacious or long-winded? Verbose in nature. Composed with a scintillating lexicon for me to wrap my handsome lips around?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3i7oUKSWD
New guy singing. Thanks for listening

>>23147203
this is really awesome

Right, get off page 8 MSA

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>>23147451
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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Someone on the discord requested the prologue from the film 'The Libertine':
https://clyp.it/nqseabsu

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I'm just gonna go by my usual handle Panters on here for these threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCkyd2w047

This thread needs to die. If you go to the msa discord you can just hear how fucking insane everyone is. Also like... when they talk normally they sound nothing like the recordings they make...

>>23149386
> when they talk normally they sound nothing like the recordings they make

What is voice acting. It's called Male SEXY audio, of course no one is going to use their fully 100% natural voice.

>>23149386
they were pretty normal when I visited?
maybe you're the insane one?

>>23149386

is this the sour patch kid that came in bitching about how we all sounded like we were talking on the radio?

cuz that made me lol. the dumb. it was funny.

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Did a cuddly-snuggly improv for every femanon that's cold and lonely~

http://chirb.it/2wzwC6

>>23149386
Dunno what you're talking about, I basically use my speaking voice. Unless its a demon script, I screw with the pitch for those

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>>23149974
=w= ty, bb
>>23149081
Hey Panters, can you read the script at line 665?
http://pastebin.com/u3fB4HJa : Sinfully Lewd Hand Holding
>>23148536
Huh, makes me wanna watch it. Is The Libertine any good?

>>23149974
Daww

>>23149409
>thinking you're a voice actor. holy shit the autism.

>>23149460
because you are a degenerate too. i went in there and it was absolutely terrible. doit should bite a bullet the first chance he get. .

>>23150648
why so salty though?

Aw hell, my IP changed. Crow here, drunk-ish and looking for requests

More guys doing the 100-1 challenge please

Doit is def a huge faggot
He should feel fortunate that his dad touched him

>>23150931
Meant for
>>23149386

>>23150815
here you go sweetie ;)
http://chirb.it/3991L7

Got a request for an E E Cummings poem: "May I feel said He". Even if you think the reading's shit, Cummings is a funny name.

https://clyp.it/msdvbqf5

>>23150225
I wish I could tell you but I've never seen it. I think it's mostly Johnny Depp dying of syphilis. So yeah.

>>23151038
I thought that was "From Hell" where he died of an std

>>23151160
Nevermind he OD'd on opium in that one

>>23149386
>>23150931

story time?

i am a femanon lurker with only a couple of recordings here and there for fsa. i joined the discord about 2 weeks ago and just chatted with a couple of people. doit came into the channel and started talking. nothing strange at first, but i could tell that i seriously felt uncomfortable from his voice alone. that was just my initial reaction. it feels like he seriously has no business being around here, but at the same time i can understand that him sounding older can appeal to people. whatever. anyway it quickly got creepier with him blatantly hitting on me and continuing to do so after i said i was uncomfortable. surprisingly, i wasnt the only one in this and i wasnt the only one that was kind of miffed by him being a married man doing this kind of stuff...

but he isn't even the worst part of that server...i thought rambler guy was nice at first but hes a complete self absorbed douchebag and duke makes nothing but stupid puns. that actually annoyed me more lol.

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>>23151229
There are way too many married people hitting on each other and sharing nudes with one another for me to be comfortable there.

For the most part, the voices here are better staying as voice clips as once the curtain is ripped away? People are not so grand one on one.

>>23151324
>>23151229
All of these sheltered kids not knowing what an open relationship is.

Are these only straight stories? I'd love to hear some Gay stuff, fuck some of your voices are so hot

>>23151324
Teamspeak was never really my deal, so I don't spend much time on discord. Sorry you've got that impression though. I haven't heard any complaints from the folks I've talked to one on one, but that's just me

>>23151399

We're open to both sides, go ahead and make a request!

>>23151385
It's pretty clear some people are in closed marriages and still fucking about. *CoughIXcough* Still, plenty of people don't enjoy playing with others in open/poly relationships regardless.
>>23151402
The fuck are you even on about with Teamspeak? Can't say I've ever talked to you, Crow.

Simply saying some fantasies are shattered with the reality of the actual person behind scripts.

<request> father catching his son looking at gay porn and punishing him by calling him a faggot and telling him he's going to treat him like one.

>>23151432
Discord is set up a lot like teamspeak. Hence the comparison.

>>23151229

Hmm. desu, since you're hiding behind anonymity while calling people out by name, I'm going to call bullshit on this screed and your claim to being a femanon until you own up to who you are.

tbqh srsly wtfbbq sodium content is high

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>>23151577
Either way, any discord server that tosses people the penalty rank for no reason and bans people for frivolous reasons isn't exactly a place that's all warm and welcoming.

The sodium content -is- high....In the MSA Discord. It's weird to me that the server with the actual Nazi feels friendlier, but to each their own.

>>23151618

Who was banned? Who was punished? Haven't seen any of that since I've been around, accept for one case where someone was being racist, antagonistic, and a douche even after repeated warnings.

>>23151662
AFUG was banned for not....saying sorry to someone for silly channel moving done three times, because sitting with the penalty rank wasn't punishment enough for his HORRIBLE transgression.

Luger was banned for existing as far as I can recall as I was there for his assumed racist, antagonistic, and douche comments despite them being reddit tier mean. Which is to say, the silliest shit to ban someone over especially since it was basically tossing him under the punishment rank then banning him shortly after.

Myself and Shibe are sitting in the punishment ranks for...being in both Discords it seems.

Basically, you'll be punished for the silliest things within the MSA channel. That shit is typical discord antics in the other channels I'm in or a part of.

Ban people for actual harassment, not shit posting.

>>23151577
I have some stories about them myself but its very easy to discredit things on the internet. Just sayin that I seriously dont think anyone is doing this for fun so theres no reason to lie. I visited the discord though like once or twice, saw the rp chat and shrugged, just wasnt for me. But yeah...crazy shit involving some of those guys.

>>23151747
who cares man they're helping us cum with no strings

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Morning you sexy people,

First post having a go at the 100 game, hope you like. From the UK if curious

http://chirb.it/gg13qn part 1

http://chirb.it/gg13qn part 2

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http://chkirb.it/Kw0tDC

posted the same part twice like a tool. Part 2

Howdy. I don't know why, but David Bowie's passing has kind of hit me hard. Was watching the Reznor/Bowie collab on Hurt and felt like singing it again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1leP3RqPn9U

Tbh both the discords are lead by sensitive men

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>>23151805
100-1 challenges are always enjoyed.
>>23152152
...Oh. Now I have a sad. Enjoyable, but ow my feels.
>>23152200
This is true.

>>23151747

I'm exclusively here to make people happy. I seem to be in the minority in most thoughts though as everyone insists on trying to make a name for themselves verses me who just posts.

>>23131112
omg i'm so wet ty

>>23130996
Made this for another thread. It's just a reading of some Wikipedia article, I figured it would make a decent sample.

>>23152361
Ah well, better discords, better people.

>>23150969
>>23151839
>>23151805

Thaaaaaank youuuu

>>23152361

Captain of the Feels, reporting for duty.

Anyone have any requests for a deep voiced country boy?

>>23146661

Do it! I want it and I'm sure other girls would appreciate it too!

Does anyone want to hear someone who's losing their voice sing songs?

>>23152632
Gonna be selfish, but the 100-1 challenge, if you're up for it

...I'm sorry, this thread has fuckin awakened something in me and I can't get enough.

If you're not feeling super naughty, maybe something cute, like a boy-next-door roleplay or singing a song that you like!

>>23152668
old link that seemed to be fairly popular
http://chirb.it/Ewwtpk

>>23152660
Do it

Relyk reporting, second time posting songs. Please enjoy
http://chirb.it/g3xn9z

>>23152805

Alright, here goes nothing.
http://chirb.it/q8zAng

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>>23152840
Good job anon

>>23152408
>>23147161
Glad you both liked it. Let me know if there is anything in particular you would want me to do. Requests are fun and if I'm generally fine doing most things.

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The dealer is taking request, I guess.

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Alan Rickman is now pushing up the daisies. Rip in pieces, Snape.

>>23149386
Well, yeah, we're actors. It's fun to pretend, but this is still 4chan. We're not erotic powerhouses waiting to sweep some fags off their feet. We're the same sorts of fags that go on all 4chan. We've got social issues and anxieties and our idiosynchracies, and have IRL troubles to deal with.

And how weird would it be if I sounded like the guy I pretend to be on /msa/ all the time? It's fun for rape-play and bad professor stuff, but imagine if this asshole in pic related walked up to you with menu in hand and said
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5yozxYH91
Does that excite your loins? No, it sounds ridiculous, and it would probably get me fired. (I mean, I don't work at PF Chang's though, it's just what I had for dinner yesterday)

Curtains drawn ramble
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDhbgN0U8v

>>23154455
Celebs are dropping like fucking flies jfc

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>>23154585
What if I'm next?

>>23154604
Probably punch a wall bc where the fuck am I gonna get more nazi dirty talk scenarios of this caliber? :P

>>23154604
But seriously. You do post good stuff. Nazi scenario or otherwise. :D

>>23151700
Luger didn't bother people at first, but people got sick of him once they realized he was serious. Mostly he was just there to fap with people and blame the Jews for things. Not harassment per se, but annoying as hell.

>>23151324
I agree with this 100%. Creepy as fuck.

>>23155002
Luger doesn't bother me nearly as much as other people in both discords desu
>>23155009
Wow yes.

>>23151385
Nothing to do with being sheltered. You guys act all fucking horny if the wind blows just right. I know plenty of people in open relationships who aren't as sex-crazed as some of the people on there. Why are you shaming people that just don't feel comfortable with it? It's not really fair. Not everyone needs/wants to know about how you are with your sexuality.

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>>23155405

I've always wanted to try out for one of these, but I never have anything to say or read.

That, and I'm inherently adverse to smutty talk right off the bat. Oh, if only, if only.

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>>23155002
I'll shame you over feeling uncomfortable about it, dweeb.

>>23155002
Can't call Luger annoying without calling out all the creepy furfags though, its just not right.

>>23152632
Can you do some gay smut stuff?

Guys, can we cut back on the shitposting? Its not exactly what draws people into the treads.

>>23156329
new boy questions are always good. Or just any script, jump in headfirst bro

>>23156378
True. Furfags are worse than Luger desu

>>23156625
Maybe some time after I've downed half a bottle of tequila. I'm too much of a square to read something sober.

The very idea that people will hear me is outright terrifying.

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>>23156841
Be brave, anon. Besides, no one here will know your name or face. Only your voice.

Also, people will fap to it. Which is a plus.

>>23156852
Now, y'see, the fapping to anything involving me is what I'm afraid of. Granted, I doubt that'd happen, but the very idea makes me wary.

I do believe most of my fascination with trying to do the entire MSA sort of thing is to practice reading out loud for future endeavors, but even with that, there's a large degree of neuroses that prevent me from doing it. See, I'm a huge coward.

>>23156950
no reason to fear man. You'd be surprised what you'll warm up to. Its a huge confidence boost to know folks enjoy my voice. And if the worst case happens and no one likes you (which is, I may add, unlikely), you won't be second-guessing yourself about if you should have tried it or not

Bumping from the back because the tread is kill. Let's get some requests, some people enjoying requests.

Bumping with a little OC. Be gentle, I beg.

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost:
https://soundgasm.net/u/F-YR-F/Robert-Frost-Stopping-by-Woods-on-a-Snowy-Evening

The third poem of the Ripley Scroll:
https://soundgasm.net/u/F-YR-F/The-Ripley-Scroll-Third-Poem-Poetry-Reading

And an original poem about BDSM:
https://soundgasm.net/u/F-YR-F/Why-BDSM

>>23157985
Who are you?

>>23158122
I've never posted before, and don't know if I'll continue. Just thought I'd bump the thread with some stuff before the thread became kill.

>>23158168
You have a really great voice! If you don't stick around, the bump is appreciated. I hope you do though!

>>23158213
D'aaw, well thank you, glad someone likes it.
I have just a bit more stuff on my soundgasm, and a couple ideas about what to do next, so maybe I'll be here for a little bit, we'll see.

>>23158269
Your stuff's pretty good man!

>>23135603
>https://clyp.it/4miq4uzp
holy shit i love this

H-how do you know if your voice doesn't sound h-horrible :(

New here and wondering if my voice has the potential to make any underwears wet

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MFZE9jvtPO

any more forced? I really dig it

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>>23158467
Super quiet, but any voice can make panties moist.
>>23158384
You post some audio.
>>23157985
Mic is a bit crappy but voice sounds fine to me.
>>23156950
Well- People read and do clean stuff here all the time.

>>23158523
>>23158467
Yeah i dont know why it is so quiet. Think it has somthing to do with vocaroo uploading. Or my computers turned way up and i gotta up my zoom's recording level....

>>23158523
I-I tried

100-1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pQ1fQDX96u

>>23158544
trying to be better heard....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12uLAnTUIwU

>>23158604
Louder volume achieved. Well done, good sir.

>>23158523
Appreciated feedback is appreciated. Thank ye.

>>23158467
100-1
spoiler: i made it to 1

but i was outside in the cold....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pHoCSD808Q

curious:
are non a capella songs appreciated in MSA?
light acoustic guitar with singing is what i can possibly put out there.
I've very few covers, mostly original stuff. I can learn new covers though if wanted, and may even be able to compose an original song or two on request.

>>23158856

By all means, contribute :D

>>23158862
:) gimme a few, gotta go record

>>23156589
Does anybody have a script for that stuff? I don't think my voice is up to snuff but it'd be worth it to try. I have seen exactly zero gay audio.
>tfw you don't like forced scenarios
This thread is so rarely for me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4st21SUtL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0USY1YCujQH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iq2TBNCzK1

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>>23159148
>>23159213
>>23159271

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Is Mr. E around?
I would love to listen to something comforting and relieving since I'm under a lot of stress from my studies...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VqD1UfPo81

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okay so i've been told that i have a nice voice, so i decided to do a sfw recording of a poem i like to gauge your guys's opinion. if anyone likes it, ill gladly do requests.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yCEhV5ExiF

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>>23152745
this is so hot and it got so adorable at the end lmao i was laughing along. deserves all the listens it got.

>>23156852
people have never fapped to me

>>23135603
Y-y-your forced recording
Holy moly
I came
every single time

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>>23159882
Mr E is reeeeaaaaaaallll nearby!

>Tiny Sick Tears
http://chirb.it/0ywNJa

>Death?
http://chirb.it/f0Ag30

>Dadvice
http://chirb.it/GFCzgf

>Gay-Ben
http://chirb.it/LLvFpD

>Go The Fuck to Sleep
http://chirb.it/zAF7yG

Is there anything more... "specific" I can do for you?

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>>23150225
hella forced/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3yKkWnHc3

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>>23160855
qt3.14
>>23159916
Hey newbie do the intro questions in the OP
>>23158856
Anything is fine as far as content goes but you might want to use something other than vocaroo for actual singing cause the quality is shit.
>>23158807
W-why were you fapping outside?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXWNLPlpza i hope you like it

>>23161376
I like you

>>23161425
thanks :), didn't know what to say so i just made something up.

>>23160304
Gosh you spoil me
Honestly what I said would do, unless you don't feel like improvising and then I could write a script. Basically something telling me I'm doing my best.

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>>23161879
I think writing a script would be best, otherwise I have some older recordings on a similar note...

>Small Comfort
http://chirb.it/nf7vbF

>Garrus Speech?
http://chirb.it/B9zDm2

>AMAZO vs Luthor
http://chirb.it/ANL931

Was Luger banned or something?

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>>23162344
Nope, just faggot jewish janitors deleting my posts for whatever reason. Must've triggered some fags.

>>23162421
oh thank fuck lol

btw, i asked you something on your chirbit, man.

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>>23162468
Nah, whats your skype name, I'll add you.

>>23162482
If you can. Message me on chirbit and I'll give it to you if that's cool.

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>>23131001
Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ymL1lItY5G

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>>23151324
Sounds like it was a truly enlightening experience. Anything with MSA in the title was bound to be a circlejerk.
It's been years since I last even posted here.

>>23162482
chirbits fucking up so i responded in a comment :/

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>>23161376
Amazing pudding story right here.
>>23162536
>>23162570
You have no idea on the enlightenment part, Giraffe-kun. We could use more audios describing your experience as a Girrafe kin and what giraffes are into. You sound familiar, as it's been years since I interacted and posted here myself.

Also, Audiophiles is a superior discord full of shitposting. https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcSNnQLT

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>>23162642
>more giraffes
the thought of it made me look up my old audioboo account

https://audioboom.com/boos/351180-giraffe-factory?t=0

I can't even

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MA3H2H8r9F
100-1 Challenge Completed. I fucked up a few times. Was sad I didn't cum.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPtDF3xz4J
I never do anything like this, here's me jerking off with occasional bits of speech.

I guess I can take requests.

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>>23159148
>>23159213
>>23159271

What a lovely voice! Please more <3

http://chirb.it/sEcMwI

Hey, I did the Fifteen Phrases challenge, let me know what you think!

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>>23161276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdjrTq9aQT

sorry for the delay, finally answered the questions. sorry if im a bit awkward, did it in one take.

Here's a poem guys :D
http://chirb.it/dGe14A

>>23163043
>good girl
lawd jesus i came

>>23164822
omg you fapped to my voice i feel like i am important.

What, pray tell, is the Fifteen Phrases Challenge?

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>>23163536
yeah I think i'll go with goya as my alias. to kill some time i did a few recordings, im still very green so bear with me. feel free to give me feedback and requests!

(Reddit/4chan pasta)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfnKGhEu5y

(Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iwd25s2wXv

(Assisted Public Schlicking)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yBBGFD5uZl

Where the fuck did Rambler's recordings go? I seriously need his sexy time ASMR joi in order to relax after a shitty day. Did anyone save anything? I have his original 100-1 and his edgingx5 he did a while back saved. Will trade for his tingling recordings.

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>>23165216
http://pastebin.com/sQiBLCrf

FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE
According to some sex therapist whose name I just can't recall, these fifteen phrases are guaranteed to turn any lady to jelly if they are whispered huskily into her ear. Gentlemen, I think it is your responsibility, duty even, to test this theory. Huskily whisper away!

“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”
“I want to get naked with you right now.”
“Do you like the way that feels?”
“Use your mouth on me.”
“I love the things you do with your tongue.”
“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”
“Tell me what you want.”
“This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”
“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”
“You taste so good.”
“Come over here and ride me hard.”
“Your wish is my command.”

>>23166077

He still checks his email, try that.

-Trevelyan-

so i decided to do the libertines intro. This is pretty much my first real attempt so I want feedback.

Never seen the libertines so if you're expecting a mimicry of the film it won't be...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bgPPwOu9TW

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>>23166271
https://clyp.it/ysuve1vt

Since chirbit is down. Might be a bit loud.

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>>23163536
You sounded super sleepy in your questions recording, then perked up for the scripts. kek Maybe slow down with your script reading, more pauses akin to natural speaking.

Do a recording explaining why you picked the surname of such a painter? Also, since you're bi maybe you could do recordings for the gay lurkers about? Don't personally know any scripts for that, though. Someone else would have to supply.

>>23166271
It would be fun to hear various voices reading these lines. Seriously or silly, either way.

>>23166331
Feedback? Slow down a bit and maybe move your mouth away from the mic a bit.

>>23166382
I had a giggle.

>>23165108
You are important to me and my vagina

>>23166565
http://chirb.it/I4N3Ng

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http://chirb.it/F1CdAI

New and improved

>>23166271
>>23166565

I put this shit in an order that has some semblance of sense, "I wanna get naked with you right now." definitely the sexiest line I've ever read.

https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/15-Lines

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>>23166962
Nowhy
>>23167528
Luger plz, yr a nerd
>>23167584
Fffffffff-ffjasdfgvjashgdjhasd

Man Im still shy as fuck to do this.

Last time I did, I got a few request but there was this woman that just wanted me dead.

Tough love huh...

Hell I still not have a name. But I do voices of all kind. Meaning I kinda cheat. Using my audio "skills" I have no idea what to call them. To make any kind of effect.

You name it, I can do it.

>>23167618
why do you insist on avatarfagging as if you're someone important, it's annoying as fuck

>>23169551
I guess cause they're a regular or something. wanna request something? I feel like making some recordings but the thread was dead.

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sad ukulele time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOnuxr1DJW

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>>23166271
>>23166565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ojlCCG4WxQ
accidentally forgot the link on the first post

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>>23134845
luv you Führer Luger <3

would you mind singing a song for me?

>>23169756
aw that was pretty ;-;

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>>23170233
what song should I sing?

>>23170548
Heil Myself from The Producers :P

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>>23166565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5wLV0WGdC
i started rambling towards the end, my bad. but i think i went over your points kek.

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>>23166271
haaaaaaave fun ladies~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c7bQuwW2mt

Requesting this script to be read please;

Scars

I want to know how many scars you have
and memorize the shape of your tongue.
I want to climb the curve of your lower back
and count your vertebrae
your ribs
your fingers
your goosebumps.
I want to chart the topography of your anatomy
and be fluent in your body language.
I want you, entire.

>>23172482
Voila
https://clyp.it/nspxqbnq

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>>23168381
Ignore the trolls, there will always be trolls.
>>23169551
-because it pisses you off.
>>23169756
Aww, this is super cute and dem high notes.
>>23170206
This lubricrated my lady bits...and also scared me. I still wonder what your normal voice sounds like, though.
>>23171522
I'm Stray in FSA, or Sly on Discord but Luger calls me Pearl-chan. IT'S ALL GOOD and you're welcome, Goya. I LOVE ME SUM ART TALK THO. If you're up for it, talk about how Goya has had an impact on your life if it isn't too personal.

Gay scripts, anyone got them for this guy? PAGING REQUEST.

>>23171629
I fucking can't- Laughing through the whole thing.
>>23172511
I didn't request this, but- Yeeeeeees.

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>>23172482
http://chirb.it/9ODz8F

I like that poem. I don't suppose there happens to be a longer/expanded version?

-Helion

>>23172511
Thank you so much. Absolutely wonderful.

>>23172724
>http://chirb.it/9ODz8F
I'm not aware of one, though I'd love to find more. I'll do some digging, maybe more will come forth. That was really wonderful, thank you so much Helion

>>23172903

You're welcome. :)

But yes, that sort of exploring and learning of a lover's body is most definitely something of great interest to me.

Hell, if the writing bug hits, maybe I'll write something :P

I'm being eaten alive by a poetry bug and it makes me feel quite a lot better when you lovely men folk soothe that with your audios. Soo here. Have another if anyone sees fit to read it I'd be very appreciative.

http://pastebin.com/1BAkYVy5

>>23172511
Would you do Ovri's "Late night phone call" if it's not too much trouble? :)
http://pastebin.com/brB4MgJ4

>>23173023

>http://pastebin.com/1BAkYVy5
http://chirb.it/01PKPG

Again, me likely. :)

>>23173122
>http://chirb.it/01PKPG

Thank you, again. It was fantastic. Much feels. You portrayed it so well. I'm glad you enjoyed reading it, too!

>>23173161

Again, you're welcome. Any more? I do seem to be on a little bit of a poetry reading kick this evening, so... :)

>>23173174
Alright I found one that's a bit nice!

http://hellopoetry.com/poem/922748/let/

Okay one more. I'm sick and would absolutely love a get better improv or something like that. Just something to help soothe me so I can rest and try to get better. Thank you MSA <3

>>23173241
>http://hellopoetry.com/poem/922748/let/
http://chirb.it/fv8pvK

Sorry, got a bit distracted watching a documentary. Enjoy :)

>>23173610
Choo choo, all aboard the feels train. Thank you, again. You didn't seem distracted, you did a marvelous job.

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Femanon here

Requesting improv on hot dirty talk. Tell a girl that she's a good princess, something along those lines. Please and thank you.

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>>23166753
I'll do some requests for you if you'd like.
Same person still.

>>23172482
One for you
http://chirb.it/mHbbxF

>>23174163
And for you
http://chirb.it/xO3drP

Crow has work in the morning, see ya'll then :3

So I wonder if it's ever been done or if any of the lovely boys here would be willing
but a hypnosis guide to orgasm?
Not sure if that's the correct wording but I'd be ecstatic to hear one :)

>>23131049
bump

bumping from the 9th

>>23174915
Thank you so much, Crow <3

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>>23172540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DyHuJjBJhd
just woke up so you can pretty much hear the cogs slowly turning in my brain as i speak. lots of stuttering, a bad habit ive formed when im talking without a script/set idea of what i want to say. but yeah, tldl; goya is dope.

>>23174915
Merci crow. It was nice.

>>23158807
>>23158899
Come back, please...

This is my favourite thread ever

>>23176694
Don't worry Anon, I'll bother him and let him know more is needed!

Okay so here is one that you might have to read through more than once to not chuckle. I'd love for you guys to do this in a very sexy, sensuous way. Thank you!!

http://pastebin.com/SbrGts8a

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>>23170548
Do you like rammstein? :3c

>>23174211

If you're >>23163043 I want moar.
I especially liked the cocky voice where you can tell you're smirking, around :45 and 1:49.
So, more of that please.

>>23177017
I'm referring to http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPtDF3xz4J if you couldn't tell.

Poetry!
>>23173241
>http://hellopoetry.com/poem/922748/let/
https://clyp.it/mwxtxur4

>>23173023
>http://pastebin.com/1BAkYVy5
More poetry!
https://clyp.it/d52g215w

>>23169551
Sly is obviously attention starved IRL. Take it easy on her, shes only a 3 or 4...3's and 4's gotta do what they gotta do, ya know ;)

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>>23176958
Ehh, they're alright. There are a few songs that I like, but mostly their more tame ones like Rosenrot or Amerika.

>>23176890
I have to admit that the last part took me several tries to keep the laugh inside (sorry for the quality, i'm a little bit rusty and my old mic is dead, i have to work with the one from the webcam)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eu5vHn7gws

On a kind of related note to the thing between parentesis (no idea if it's right), do any of you know if the Steelserie H wireless headset is a good one? Especially for the mic, from what i heard the sound is great for listening.

>>23173517
I have no idea if this is good enough, and if you still need it, but i tried. I'm not the best at improv but at least i tried!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAshFeAv1F

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>tfw you still miss her

>>23178848
Are you talking about a break up? I was there for the past few months (or more), but i found a way to not hope anything of this again. I didn't shoot a bullet in my foot (i don't know if you have this expression in english), but rather a fucking nuclear warhead. At least now that this is beyond any hope of repairing i'm free to pursue something else. Movies and series aren't really honest, if you truly love her, and do some great gesture for her, she will not necessarily come back........ sadly........

But this is horrible advice, don't do it sorry i don't know what i'm saying

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HyB30vRUj

how bad is my voice? do i have a lisp?

pls no bully

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Gentlemen, challenge:

What's your one liner you would say to a girl to get her instantly turned on?

AND GO.

>>23178953
I think we would need a little bit more words in the same sentence to judge it.

>>23179202
Like what?

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>>23179127
Get yer knickers off.

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>>23179281

>>23179258
>>23131001 one of these is always good to try, maybe the questions for new boys, or whatever comes into mlind that's more than one word at a time

>>23179360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H2hOB0lG4P

>>23179127
https://clyp.it/rba2hm1b

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Meanwhile, on Discord! We had a rousing game of "You groove you lose" wherein the players who grooved were forced to do a random request, check them out!

>Recordings by Yes
https://soundcloud.com/lance-de-hoog/fagits
https://soundcloud.com/lance-de-hoog/d-1s

>Recordings by Douk
http://chirb.it/FphF2D
http://chirb.it/6rpf7x

>Recordings by Jarocar
https://clyp.it/nvpun3yc
https://clyp.it/g0g5z5ah
https://clyp.it/jr3x0unw
https://clyp.it/4vohwjnq
https://clyp.it/3alry3z5

>Recordings by Mr E
http://chirb.it/qFHMmq
http://chirb.it/B4sk3w
http://chirb.it/Dyts39

Recording by The Ping
https://clyp.it/515xn0jq

Recording by Albrecher
https://clyp.it/emzat33j

And as an added bonus, some FSA performers joined in too!

Recording by Honey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XGKbk1yAVT

>Recordings by "Babble" (She lost pretty hard)
https://clyp.it/frhww0fj
https://clyp.it/g3z5c4ol
https://clyp.it/zfenowze
https://clyp.it/txy4qwuz
https://clyp.it/4hanevsw
https://clyp.it/whuynq5y
https://clyp.it/cfjgovbq
https://clyp.it/2w4q3wbb

Have fun! Don't forget to join in the discord for similar shenanigans: >>23131164

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>>23179490

Fucking 10 out of 10 as usual.

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>>23179495
Also, credit to Doit for the "Discord Bar" image. He's a pretty ok guy!

>>23179495
Something went wrong with one of the links for one of my recordings, so here's my second recording's link. (Douk)
http://chirb.it/9q6KIx

That game was hilarious!

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>>23179495
Whoops, forgot one of mine.

>50 Shades of Gay
http://chirb.it/ywBsOK

That's all folks!

>>23179422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H2hOB0lG4P

p-pls respond. how bad is it? Do I really have a lisp?

>>23179495
I feel like I have to post this, as it missed out on the post deadline by a few minutes. Honey doing a script as a evil 12 year old commander is probably my favorite recording of all time. It is just too cute!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mdExaLB0DR

>>23179127
Wait until a small pause in the conversation, lean in, say this closely to her ear.
http://chirb.it/74DAFm

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>>23179735

Not bad, not bad,

>>23179516
Cheers m8- hope you're doing tip top

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>>23180020

Always Mr. J.

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>>23176591
Man, I haven't heard anyone gush about fine art in ages. It makes my heart feel all warm.

I know it's been requested a few times for guys here to do more gay oriented recordings, so I tried to dig about for some scripts. The cringe is real.

Have some scripts..
http://pastebin.com/aRgdJDX0
http://pastebin.com/TaNEEd34 - This one is pretty silly and would be fun to hear anyone do in a joking manor
http://pastebin.com/VGFHt0Hb
http://pastebin.com/cVjRgjyU
>>23177940
Muh feels, 2close2home
>>23178563
>>23178605
>>23178895
>>23178908
You're a cinnamon roll. Too pure; too good for this world. You also might wanna try using Audacity to get out that background noise and echo cause it muffles your voice in a big way.
>>23179422
You sound so shy and uncertain, buck up anon.
>>23179490
THAT'S LEWD
>>23179735
I'm not saying that line would work on me, but-

>>23177021
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPtDF3xz4J
Sure, i'll do some for you tomorrow. Make sure to check in. I was indeed smirking for you baby~ <3
Lemme know if you want any specific lines said.
No idea why, but my ID keeps changing. s.s

>>23180438
Well what would work on you? Does it need more lewd?

>>23180698
Thank you.

Whatever works

It's magek.

>>23180701
(it would work on me)

>>23177131
>>23177940
Once again, divine. Thank you so very much!!! Perfectly done.

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>>23180438
j the sexaholic (gay shit): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWrijPgXUz
i was excited at a few points and stumbled over my words. hopefully it adds charm.

kevin o'malley of shark tank: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njCHiL8O46
did this one for fun but started cracking up towards the end. never read it before.

Hi. I'm new here, but will be taking requests
I've never tried moaning on here, but willing to try. I'm bi as well so anyone can request just about anything.
here's me: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gnHXHLyVwm
My mic is okay, but doesn't really capture the bass in it

>>23181625
I'm glad you came!

Do you the 100-1 challenge, please.

>>23181629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vti4gBAn3W
I wasn't concentrating on counting so sorry if I messed up lol

>>23181766
You didn't mess up any of the numbers, and your voice only wavered a few times.

That was beautiful, thank you.

>>23181773
<3 :D

>>23180438
Well the worst thing is i AM using it and removing the noise, but a new mic is on its way!

>>23181935
Give this a go.

http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

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I'M REQUESTING EDGING RECORDINGS
SINCE THE THREAD IS ON THE FUCKING EDGE

>>23183448
Older link
http://chirb.it/a1n2Ia

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>>23181520
>with a python down my left thigh
....I had a giggle.

If I ignore the genders, it's pretty hot desu

http://chirb.it/gp9pP5

Hey, gang. I did a little recording last night, just a little bit of an older song.
Let me know if you enjoyed it or if you have any requests!

-Albrecher

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>>23183448
I don't usually do sexual requests, but...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04v3bZWtjKT

>>23173105
> Ovri's "Late night phone call" (long distance, phone sex, instructions)
https://clyp.it/sd2ghhlr

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>>23179127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s066YWX0YNCr
>>23176890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nBnnDoz9R6

>>23184220
I was getting so turned on, eagerly looking at the fabric cut on my table... so excited to get to stitching this purse... THEN I ALMOST DIED HOWLING IN LAUGHTER. Thank you SO fucking much. Please tell me you have chirbit or the like. I need to see what other scripts you've ruined with hilarious cut in improv.

>>23176890
http://chirb.it/rAs5Mh
Erotic Sewing, whatcha think?

>>23184481
>http://chirb.it/rAs5Mh
so good. Thank you! I really REALLY need to go sew..

>>23176890
Well I'll be DARNED so much sewing in this THREAD. As you can see I'm a master at SEEMLESSLY weaving in puns.

https://clyp.it/bym0rsw4

>>23184544
oh yeah I can't listen to that while I sew.... I'd end up very much injured. *gulps and fans*

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>>23183836
i love reading that sort of erotica because it has it's points of silliness. that said, i was pleasantly surprised by how well written it was. like i said, i was pretty turned on towards the end.

>>23176890
Desire, Sewing Erotica(?): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4UggpnypB
this was a lot of fun to record

>>23179495
Had to leave the discord because it turned to shit. A lot of you are great but there's a couple that make it unbearable

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkBNAOatAZ

what do you think? ;)

>>23185703
10000000/20

>>23185664
That last bit. I busted out laughing! :3 Thank you for the wonderful recording!

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>>23179127
http://picosong.com/Erdp/