Then I can "accidentally" fall into your anus and being clumsy struggle to pull out in time...
That'd big a bit of big whoopee on both our parts.
Nobody thinks I'm cute. D:
I'm not gay, just horny.
There's a difference.
I dunno what the qualifier is, here's me though
memes aside, he actually is pretty cute
holy shit, you look like a girl
>dat thing on your foot that goes between your toes
Breeh, you are so pretty I just want to have you for me
I'm only male biologically.
Last photo, promise
Somewhere in texas. Haha
you look like a blink-182 vocalist
I didnt even notice. kek
I really want to visit America, especially the redneck south as in texas some day
The redneck south isn't as interesting as you'd think. Most people are pretty friendly as long as you're not gay or a minority. If you were just visiting from another country, everyone would treat you well and be fascinated by your stories.
You don't get that plastic-y taste with can. I guess some of the plastic gets into it and makes it taste funny.
I want to do stuff like camping in the wast wilderness, hunting and shooting though.
>We aren't all tumblweeds and ridin' cowboys thank you, haha.
And a pity they don't all look like you.
>cute little flowers like you are allowed to have a gun, while I in Europe can't
>hunting and shooting though.
I could help you with that.
>Me recently in my old army uniform
Well I've never owned my own weapon, but I've shot a 50cal, m16/m4, SAW, and m1a1 Abrams tank. Lmfao