/shg/ thread (collar bone and above)
FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps
>which means no asking for Skype/snap/kik etc.
Old thread: >>23105565
It's Friday night and I am stuck home because I am too sore from all the working out at my intern job as a personal trainer ;_;
On a side note I have too much hair despite the fact I have dyed it 10+ times this year~
>10+ times this year~
I mean that's more than 1 dyeing per day ...
Har har, probably should have put "in a year"
I'd say just stick to developing genetically modified mini-cows that happen to look like cats. For the future of humanity! Okay, that and working out like a madwomen. Also for the future of humanity.
Gorgeous udders. You couldn't even deny she's yours. However, I'm a little worried that she might be possessed by the spirit of an Austrian-German dictator. Can she paint pretty pictures?
Good evening! How's your night been going? Played some Scrabble with friends and now just freshly showered >u<
Thanks! I usually wear contacts, but I figured I should give my eyes a break... Especially because I might pass out soon.
Thank you! I might head to bed soon, so if you don't hear from me after this, I'll probably be gettin ready for bed n all that fun stuff.
Thanks Anon! I used to be ashamed of my babyfat face, but I get told often that it's actually a good thing to be mistakend younger than I really am :3... for the record I'm turning 20yo soon.
I'm here, sorta. Just laying around. Sleepy... =n=
You're so cute.
I'd love to see your body. Would you post some nudes? In an appropriate thread if you want (boob thread, etc), without showing your face.
It would be great. Pleeeaaaase.
Previous goalkeeper unfortunately. I now have a plastic shoulder :c
Ripped my labrum among wearing down to deterioration almost everything else in my shoulder. Basically I got checked against a wall playing indoor soccer and hit the wall with my arm locked, and it went into my back. That did it in. So now my shoulder is held together by a bunch of plastic inside!!
Hey, this was a christmas present to me. It's my favorite Patagonia, and super duper warm. Thanks! I just got these glasses a couple weeks ago. super in love with them.
I was only in the 10th grade too. Soccer was the only thing I had. It really ruined my life for a while, because I couldn't even use my right (dominant) arm. And I knew that was pretty much it for soccer for me. But in the long run, I found lots of other stuff I loved, and even found my career path. So overall a blessing I guess.
The mobility is limited, but I only really notice it doing certain things like snapping my bra, heavy lifting, and trying to pull things at certain angles. It doesn't affect daily life really. It hurts a lot sometimes, but I've gotten used to it.
I can relate to your troubles. I broke my collar bone 4 years ago and my mobility has been different ever since. I often feel like my body is still adjusting to this new 'mode'.
You have wonderful eyes btw.
It's a super rough transition, I totally understand. The new mode thing is super accurate.The way you do stuff just changes forever. Thanks!!
Going to a cafe 2mrw mourning to read, and get geeked on coffee. I saw a pixie their 2 weeks ago. we spoke, I should have asked her to hang out. tfw im 30 and she is late teens
Im a sucker for a pixie
Oh definitely. It's worse when it's rain, and worse when it's cold.
For some reason I thought you were British. Regardless, I hope you're telling little kids that you have a bionic arm with a built-in weather forecast system, but it's especially good at precise bruh snapping.
Those are my old pair, I still love them dearly. I have been told I am!!
Nope, not british! I work with kids, so I should start telling them that.
I can't decide if I want to go on a roadtrip with you and be your bff or if I want to snuggle the shit out of you.
I would kill for a view like that, I live in a place covered in corn fields.
you're sweet! That's my favorite place to hike!!
>Like short-haired girls
>But not into cucking or getting cucked
Why are you all so mentally ill indie and shit? I don't want to put in so much effort into playing games. It's either be a beta cuck hipster and end up getting very little out of it, or have to work my ass off putting effort into "dominating."
Do you tumblr girls ever have a middle ground? Also, why so much manic depression?
No, it's not bait. Almost every geeky, tomboyish short-haired girl like ones you see on Tumblr fit this exact stereotype. Any other type of short-haired girl was a dyke. It's like there's only two variations to pick from.
The fact that 'almost every geeky, tomboyish short-haired girl like ones seen on Tumblr fit this stereotype' makes you cry or something?
It doesn't make me cry. It's just disappointing knowing every short-haired girl is one or the other. For once I'd like to meet a short-haired girl who wasn't a "depressed" artsy slut in a knit sweater, or not a full-blown lesbian. Just one. Fuck, even if it didn't involve sex.
You know, it's kinda sad knowing these stereotypes are in full-force. You seem upset, friend. Is there something you'd like to tell me? I'll listen. Mainly out of honest curiosity.
I get it, you only want to meet a short-haired girl who doesn't act all depressed and slutty. It may seem hard, depending the way you look at it.
Mad? Picture related are just for fun.
This guy gets it.
Having some friends over tonight for the last weekend before school starts~
What is everyone else up to tonight?
Aww I am sorry anon! I hope things get better!
Alcohol helps me loosen up since I can get shy sometimes, which is why I have cats haha!
2! How about you?
Well people are showing up so I will see you all later~
BACK HOME!! Lost my hat though. :c WHO'S UP?
Day was good, evening was super duper!!e
Passing through for the night
I love your haircut! It really suits you!
It's all good, she was kind of a jerk. I miss having sex with her though. I'm with someone with a different look than her now, and you always want what you can't have rather than what's right in front of you.
THanks!! I love your shoes.
Yeah, that can be rough. i hope everything works out for you. c:
I'm home for the night. Gonna crawl into bed and have a nice sleep soon.
only bc quad 7. Old pic
Sorry friend, I have a fella to share my bed with :c
sorry friend!! thanks
It is amazing, but no pics. Sorry!
my teeth are stained cause i used to smoke a lot. im watching silicon valley and i just ate a whole box of rice krispies using a soup ladle as a spoon because i forgot to eat for three days. yourself?
It's not my bed, I'm at Lers' place haha
SLEEPY but doin good started winter quarter at school, you? :3
Ler is my partner ya
I'll put my titty on Ler's face and take a pic lmao
Tbh my real name is more unusual than my chan name lmao
I'm currently waiting for a dna ethnicity test to come back by the end of january, ask me then, because I have 0 clue where I'm from, I'm adopted :3c
I get puffy cheeks and eyes when I wake up, I think I look cuter this way!
Oh that great, like a 23andme test? I've been interested about that as well, but for very different reasons. I haven't done it yet because I'm paranoid about sending my DNA material somewhere.
Are you looking forward to the results?
Yeah! I'm really excited because any result would be surprising and new to me. :3
Yeah Ler and I met on socmeet like 6 years ago, we still go on socs' tinychat like everyday, they keep changing the names though
Woah! Will you post a comparison picture?
I'm curious about your results too. It's rare for women with your facial features to have such pale skin and bright pink nipples+areola.
That's what you get when you live somewhere with no sunshine
desu ler probs jerks it to my nudes in the threads
I don't use skype anymore, I havent for months now
all sorts. I'll share some links!
if anyone ever needs writing done, I gotchu
I read the first one.
I'm not much of a writer or anything, but I would probably suggest against typing things in all caps. I feel like it's fine for like talking on the internet or whatever, but I wouldn't use it for any kind of professional writing.
Ah, i read the first one as well. There are a bunch of little errors with mechanics, but my one big suggestion is to not reuse the same word several times. For example, in paragraph two you use panic (both as a verb and noun) far too often.
Also avoid usage of the word "thing" its ambiguous, and far too stale.
It's very fucking cold
Oh thanks! I appreciate that.
They add coziness to a room!!
Aw! It's cold. I would die otherwise.
Thanks! I didn't even know this sub existed! So happy about that.
And yeah, well, its 4chan, that is to be expected of dumbo`s sadly
Do you all still love me post shower no makeup
Thanks, it's my cozy sweater.
Nope, roomie's home
Don't boss me around plz thanks bye
I don't know why I drew a picture, but there it is.
I attempted to use sharp objects to cut fruits - these 3 cuts happened within 3 minutes. It isn't bad, I merely hate hate hate! the way cuts look.
>I attempted to use sharp objects to cut fruits
>implying she has attempted to cut fruits with blunt or smooth objects in the past
You have my attention.
I usually use plastic butter knives, to be completely honest... (you can see why, hah)
They aren't that sharp, aye?
It is actually almost Furiosa short on the sides.. Surprise!
Well, I`ve been obsessed with Mad Max for what feels like all my life and because, george miller, it felt like home!
The movie could have used a little more exposition at the beginning, but overall it was spectacular. The scene were the disgraced war boy says witness me before Nathan Jones destroys his car was elegantly composed.
I'm a fan of a Mad Max movies. The second was my favorite.
The entire drive home from the movie theater (the first time) I was ready to go 100mph and steal a big rig.
I don`t even know what my favorite part was, I loved so much of it.. Maybe the first time max and furiosa met? Their whole fight was fantastic.
I enjoyed the first as my favorite, I liked toe-cutter and his gang, how they interacted. The group dynamics.
You should get the comic books if you can (if you don`t already). I really liked them!
(look at this lil`baby Nux)
The first one had some good moments, Max's partner's burned hand falling from the hospital bed for example.
The second one was grittier and had some stunning visuals. There was more of a world than the first. I'm a big fan of post-apocalyptic film and the second involved more mayhem.
Oh yeah I understand that completely - I really love what the second brought to the plate.
What other `pox-eclipse` movies did you like? I should probably try to see more, just got into Fallout recently (within the past year) and I really do like it so so so much.
Cannibals played by Bullet Tooth Tony and Mark Madsen. Ryder Strong from Boy Meets World plays a lead role as well. It's a good movie.
If you like cannibal films, I recommend The Woman and the related books by Jack Ketchum.
Same. Kills the dream if the dream girl isn't single. Kills it even more imagining being her dude but she is still here feeding off the attention of others.
Might just be the perfect time to go out and see if the hover cars are ready yet!
Um, hello everybody! I just wanted to say that I'm not going to be coming back to this site anymore after this post, I have reached a different level of commitment in my relationship and I feel it would be wrong of me to keep coming back.
So goodbye, it's been nice getting to know you guys :^)
See, I was right! I'm very happy for you Audrey.
It was great talking to you, and I want to thank you for that. I hope you become very happy with this guy.
You deserve all the happiness in the world.
>I just wanted to say that I'm not going to be coming back to this site anymore after this post
it was a pleasure to have you around. all the best to you audrey.
can't you just stop by and say hi or something? you don't have to take close off, is this even real? I'm not really a fan of audrey but this seems fake
>I have a boyfriend now so I'm not going on 4chan
It's understandable if you don't want him to know you go on 4chan entirely, i've kept that a secret before....
The point is that you should respect her decision. If you have read any of her post you would have known that this was going to happen sooner rather than later.
If anything we should praise her for staying true to her values and for not giving in to any of the lewd requests some people made.
I think it's beautiful that she believes that her body should only be seen by her and her partner.
DOXXED CONFIRMED. Anyways everyone who isn't a newfag already knows that. I'd rather be called Shima here on 4chan because it has to do with my fetish and I'm a weeb pls and ty
Yeah my eyes are creepy and black lmao ;____;
Free publicity B3 But my lil hog turns 5 years old this year he is a lil old man!
I guess you got lucky with this one then :>
I have two cats that are both 20+ years old, that I also got lucky with. They are both blind though because of old age.
Do old hedgehogs suffer from old age problems?
Hedgehogs are near blind anyways so I can't tell, he's more lethargic than usual unless it's nighttime. He's had two oral surgeries a couple years back so he has no teeth, hedgehogs are prone to oral issues. He's just snuggly and sleepy all the time now!
Snugglepets are best pets. One of my cats just sits on my lap 75% of the time I'm home. I'm so used to it now I sometimes forget she's even here.
We sometimes get hedgehogs here in the garden when they are starving and visiting more urban areas looking for food. Usually I give them some cat food and water and call the animal rescue service so they can be nursed back to health and set free again in a safe place.
They are very cute though.
I grind up his food for him (:
That's good! Cat food is what domesticated hedgehogs eat (the nutritional value is optimal, little fat and high protein) so you are supplying them with proper nutrients!
I love my hoglets :3
I have to unfortunately bring Coconut in for another surgery soon for his mouth. My heart really can't handle this anymore ;____; It's hard for me to inspect his mouth, and I think I just caught early signs of another growth.
Pets can be plagued by illness and growths. There is nothing you can do about that sadly other than bringing them to the vet to have it fixed.
As long as you have a good vet and it still feels humane to keep fixing up the pet, you shouldn't be too worried.
The financial costs have to be taken into account. If the animal isn't enjoying life--excessive lethargy--and the owner doesn't have the money to pay for medical care, it's better off letting the pet pass.
That's not always the best option to be honest. Where I live there are a lot of animal shelters that function as 'retirement homes for cats' because people no longer feel the financial responsibility to take care of a pet.
That's where the humane aspect homes in. Some people also get health insurance for their pets here, that usually saves a lot of money.
A good vet will also advice what's best for a certain situation and what makes the most sense for the pet involved.
It does sort of help that the vet we visit is a cute Flemish girl :)
How is everyone doing tonight?
I've been well! I noticed the thread was dying, so I popped back in here again
Thank you, I cut down on my 4chan usage for a while to focus on other stuff. Doing well, just resting up after working.
Ha yeah I need to to take another hiatus from 4chan. And depends on how hungry you are right now but I'd say mac and cheese, but that bias cuz I had popcorn the other day.
Awwww, have you tried hot tea?
Eh, I'm not too big on veggies. I eat a lot of snack foods and fast foods in my diet. I am weening myself off of Sonic and onto Subway currently.
Hey anon - do you think now or a little later u could take a pic of your soles? I've always been curious, and I think you said you would b4 but I don't ever remember seeing the picture. Th-thanks
Just for you anon
I'm out of Mac and Cheese....
Obviously you got the problem here. Asking every girl that posts in every thread for soles isn't the normal. But of course this is 4chan and there's a thread for you here. you faggot.
Aww I'd love to watch those with you I still haven't re watched them yet or see the new movie. They'll probably make a super spensive replica in a few mouths if they haven't all ready. Idk how the hilt with work out though
Damn $220 yeah that will make my wallet cringe a little, hope they make it out of some quality material. What kind of cosplay is next on your list? Its probably be better than 200 bones for a light saber
Hello there, love your cute eyes and that poncho, how are you? And idk if I'm the only sane dude in here right now not thirsty for feet
It's like prop quality backed with a warranty.
It'll cost about the same actually, and it's a secret right now. Mainly because, not even I know what it is yet. Aka I'm working on the design still
Ayy prop quality and a warranty, I'm okay with that that almost makes it worth the duckets. And lol sounds like a state secret I'll keep my lips sealed, but if the whole outfit is close to $200 just stick with that.
Hopefully the light saber's price will drop down after a while or crap they might go up if the quantity is low.
thanks for no feet thirst, I'm not taking my socks off when it's this chilly! I'm doing pretty well, doing some writing and music listening tonight. And how might you be? (also, this poncho is my favorite, huge pockets and an awesome hood ;u;)
Ah damn then you should be making bookoo dollars by the end of the week. Hope everything works out. And I'm an artist but I really don't want to ruin your vision with my crappy art lol.
Lol I feel you, you could catch a case of frostbite. But I'm all right just about to start cooking this taco meat right now. And sounds like a semi boring night if it wasn't for that music.
And I'm jealous I got my poncho from tijuana a while ago and its complete garbage, pockets aren't big either.
Haha that's okay. I'm not much of an artist, despite taking art classes.
I just like using gel pens
Pah! I'm writing for fun tho!
Do you want help drawing it, I'm somewhat decent and I like being given projects :-p
Lmao go for it, I'm just trying to sketch out this basic outfit inspired by this little guy
Daaaw you'd look so cute in a sailor outfit, hell probably too cute. Are going to be trying to go with the original navy white or something more colorful. And fuck I need to get myself a new sketch pad
Damn son thats good you should totally help her out, I can draw almost about anything but human faces still give me problems. But wait are you drawing or writing for fun? I only have fun with one of those lol.
lololol quick ass sketch
Now I'm doing both for fun, I'm out of control! Human faces are the only thing I can draw, I really need to step out of my comfort zone with it...
Ah yeah my bad, post went thru right after yours. But I hope every thing works out, I know you can find a white sailor hat real easy. But idk about the yellow uniform and shorts but someones has got to sell something similar somewhere on the interwebs. Are you gonna find any leggings or socks to go with it?
Ayy thats pretty good for a quickie, lol don't go to crazy over there. And thats the same thing i said about drawing faces so then I ending up drawing a bunch of people's faces in those draw threads last mouth, probably have about twenty faces but idk if I got any better at it though.
Hmmm that's a tough one, maybe just genderbend it if you can't get all the right ingredients for the costume, will be an easy excuse for it. But if you nail it just cosplay him.
And am I the only male here? Really dead for a Tuesday man
That guy is being a dick, it means Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, don't pay attention to him.
Anyways hello darling, nice to meet you! :3
Good news everyone! Coconut's absess in his mouth is treatable with antibiotics. ;____; I'm so happy
Ur new go away
Just sounded mean desu especially for some cute new girl posting
Heyyy shima glad to here that, do you need to go to vet for the antibiotics or is that something you can do at home? I know nothing about hedgehogs since their illegal down here.
Nice color, felling a little Goth? I like
Nice hoops, the eyes are on q, nice job
A fresh pic, nice. can you get some cute panties on for us. (felling a little kinky)
I took him to the vet and he's on antibiotics for a month and goes in twice this month for a check
Tyty sorry for dumping old photos I was in the shower here is a new out of shower lewdie
Ahh okay well that doesn't sound to bad, since you got two more check ups but hope its not costing you a arm and a leg. And love after shower pics but how is your hair so neat? Do you wear a shower cap?
thanks! this was it before. i have really thick hair so it just looked shapeless and messy.
ohh okay! i've been referred to as worse.
thank you! you're super cute btw '3'
i feel all welcome and stuff now, its nice
Ahhh that still looks pretty cute on you especially that read hair, and your eyes are starting to make me blush pretty bad. And lol I don't know how my phone put cannot instead of fan
Just spent 32$ on the new mozzarella sticks at McDonald's...I want more!
Perhaps people can start posting requests and I will pick one after I am done showering. (:
>posting old pics
My request is either a timestamp or a photo I haven't seen yet.
I hope you all are having a great night!
Also Shima, you're adorable as fuck
sorry everyone i was busy and got a new bf to piss off my dad since the cutting wasn't working
He's black which makes it hysterical
I had a threesome with one of his old prison friends