Ask a certified asshole (TM) anything.
I am 29 and I hate everyone. I hate on minorities because I they give me an excuse to hate on them. I hate on the majority for being the majority. I hate the poor and I hate the rich. I have no friends in real life because I am a constant source of negativity and nobody wants to be around me and hear what I have to say. I have often been described as cynical and misanthropic. I had one friend for about ten years but he decided at age 32 he was a woman trapped in a man's body so I told him he was fucked in the head and never spoke to him again. I am a virgin because I hate people in general. When I come on /soc/ I see a bunch of horny fucktwats who will all get STDs and cry about it. Things I enjoy include reading about history (aka, humanity fucking itself repeatedly) and shaming people who clap at movie theaters.
So /soc/, let's talk. What's on your mind?
I think you were looking for
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>>23100195
Nice one
How did you get certified?
>>23100156
Seen this exact thread before. Fuck off.
>>23100224
Then there must be other assholes out there. It warms my heart. Also fuck you faggot.
>>23100210
Take a test at a community college testing center or some shit
/soc/ you suck balls at socializing. Someone talk or some shit. Are you too busy getting STDs?
Hi me in 5 years