FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
All right, 302, it's time to sleep
SOMEBODY ESTABLISH OR SUMTHIN"
I guess I'd be into both, but for preference
>One of them was two girls dressed the same, either being or pretending to be twins with one of their brothers
Something along the lines of "We're actually fraternal m/f twins having a threesome with a female friend pretending to be an identical twin" would be cool. But I'm kind of obsessed with Twins in general.
I promise at least one piece of content to justify this post before I go to bed.
That I know of, no.
I'm a fan of hypnosis files, but I've never tried to make one. No idea if this is any good. Don't worry, I didn't try to mess with you or anything, this is just Induction/relax/wake up feeling nice. Let me know if it worked, okay?
And I love mind control sexiness, so if you want me to try something kinky, I'd give it a shot for you.
Still trying to get this done, I think it's the 5th thread? I need onnnnneeee more girl to voice the part of girl 1. Even if you don't like this kink, just know you'll be getting a lot of people off ;)
I need a girl to voice the part of girl #1 so I can mix it up!
Someone already voiced part 2.
reposting my embarassing audio from last thread for more concrit
Fap time (i was covering my mouth as much as possible since people were close)
New Year’s Eve Script/Improv Ideas
Your character has to decide which NYE party to go to and get fucked at.
Your character is cursed and only a NYE fuck will save them
Your character interviews people about their resolutions and fucks the good ones.
Your character’s neighbor is persuaded the world is going to end at midnight and wants to go out with a bang (fucking)
Your character works/volunteers at an animal shelter and they try to figure out how to make NYE as fun for the animals as possible with sex.
Your character decides to change their life after midnight and has as much sex as possible or fially explore that kink.
When the midnight strikes, the character finds themselves far in the future…
…or the past and has to fuck somebody to get home.
Your character sneaks out of their home to go see fireworks rather than spend NYE with their family runs into some people who make her have sex.
Your character goes on a flight around the world to celebrate NYE and joins the mile-high club at ten different midnights.
Describe the NYE celebration on a space ship.
Your character decides to sleep through the midnight with a family member.
Your character witnesses something strange at midnight and it excites her so much she has to shlick.
Your character is spending a NYE party trying to come up with resolutions but gets distracted by all the sex she's having
A fortuneteller tells your character they’ll meet their true love at midnight on NYE, so you search for this love, by having sex with a lot of people.
Ice and Fire in the hizzie.
Check out my chizzies:
>Mini High schlick
If you haven't noticed, I like Game of Thrones, Fight Club, bitches, Aussie men, and weed.
1 and 2 Nope
3...she was back for a while during my tenure (Aug 2012 to present) but not lately.
4. Retired, but still drops in every once in a while.
5. Came back with other names for a bit, but not heard here in about a year.
Ah,thank you! Glad you're enjoying it?
I will probably do some requests if there's one i feel ok doing,i read a text last night before going to bed but my voice is tired,i sound bored, and bleh.
Also should make a chirbit as i got asked to in discord yesterday (am Alicel)
Don't say such things! Baka anon
Would really like to hear you dictating everything you do. begin with talking about what you're looking at and and what you're wearing and then keep doing that as you're taking of your clothes. Start describing where your hands move and how it feels, I think that could be really sexy :)
Repost from the last thread:
If anyone is interested, I would love a mean feminization/humiliation JOI. I would be eternally grateful, I haven't seen one in a really long time. :3
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
Just some fapping.
On my phone now.
usually towards the beginning I'm just concentrating on what feels good.
And once I get to a certain point I don't have to concentrate as much.
And yeah. I usually just touch until I find a spot that feels good and build myself up from there.
I did indeed sound like you got yourself to a point where you could 'give in' to the feeling.
It's something that's unique to women I think, that makes it so arousing for men to watch/listen to.
It thought that it was very beautiful and personal.
Never thought of masturbation as beautiful . But thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
It seems the most fitting thing for me to get off to, considering that's the level of sexual activity I'm at myself.
There are a number of websites that specialize in just masturbation scenes, where there is no one in the room aside from the young lady 'enjoying herself'. No acting, no scripting; just masturbation.
A lover of mine from the past was really private about what he liked when he was 'solo-ing' which I thought was strange because we was always very open with each other about everything.
But I accidentally found that he liked that kind-of thing very much.
I started surprising him by waiting just until he was going to get home to start masturbating so he would walk in on it.
But it is a very personal and arousing thing. He even loved it when I touched myself during intercourse.
You are successfully arousing me as well. That scenario you are describing has been a fantasy of mine for a while, but of course I've never had it happen to me since I haven't had a girlfriend yet.
I would love to hear you record something like that in a roleplay-ish fashion.
I decided to stop watching watching pornography, but my mind has been full of fantasies since.
Semen Demon by VK 1/2
"What's the matter? You summoned me and I am here for you. You aren't a racist or anything are you? I hope not. Look at my young red skin...feel how silky smooth it is....Mmmm.....see how my pert nipples are a deeper red? You want to touch them...suck on them....go ahead. I'm your semem demon. Oooh, you like that? That's my tail stimulating your prostate. <laugh> Never had red girl with a tail? <chuckle> You'll never go back. <pause> Why am I here? You don't know? You're the one saying "Semen Demon" every time you refer to a hot girl--over and over and over. Why are you surprised when one shows up? Hey! You know what else my tail is good for? <ripping sound> Making boxer shorts disappear! Mmmmm. that's what I want. Your thick, hard cock!
"Don't fret. I don't have fangs. Just a soft, wet, warm mouth for you. <BJ sounds> Mmmmm yummy. <BJ sounds> I actually like the unwashed tang of it. Makes me feel like a little demonette again. <BJ sounds> Ooh! Pre-cum! <pause> Very tasty! You don't get that usually? Well, has anyone ever sucked your cock and tickled your prostate at the same time? What? Oh, wow! At your age? Well, your little demon will take care of that, so you go ahead and touch all of me. You know my skin is just as soft and yielding as you could want.
Semen Demon by VK 2/2
<low demonic moan> Press and rub my tits. Pinch my red-red nipples <moan> You're getting harder and that's good. I like it harder. As hard a hell! <laugh> You want to fuck me, do you? Good. I want all your cum and it doesn't matter what hole I get it in. <growls> I need that cum. Let me turn over. Now, stick that virgin cock in me! <Grunt> Fuck your Semen Demon! Mmph… Yeah, like that….Push it all the way in! <demonic moan> “Like a little mouth,” you say? Well, we demons have excellent kegel control! That's how daddy likes us. <loud demonic moan> Yeah...yeah...yeah...Give me that cum.....yeah <Louder demonic moan> Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh! I feel you! Cum in me! Sate my hunger! GIVE ME YOUR CUM! <improvise to demonic orgasm> Wow! Were you saving it up! Sooooooo yummy! I can't believe you made ME cum! <laugh> Roll off me, now. What? I gotta go! I'm a busy busy demon! You do not know how overused that term is! I get constant summons! <cutely> But I think I'll come back for more of your sweet cock, anon. You can pump all your semen in me. I'll be your personal Semen Demon! Ta! <poof!>
Trinity doing this script: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ilfdU4ZblQ
Stray establishing: https://www.chirbit.com/stray
Have a read from a cute little script about a catgirl lusting for dat werewolf knot.
>perfect accent for the Doll
>all of my love forever
>so much praise
She's gonna do something else, bro. Get hyped!
>A catgirl script reading
Already made my new years....
I don't have any more pictures that appropriately state how much I love you doing these quotes, so here's a picture of a puppy in a pumpkin
I don't think they always expired - there was a time early on that they stuck around for ages - but it wasn't too long before vocaroo's owners whoever they are realized they couldn't keep stuff up in perpetuity, implemented the expiry and cleaned up all the oldest files (at the same time).
Ah thank you it's my first time REALLY posting around so...
Also i'm glad to see my french accent hasn't peeked through (or maybe it did?) . Yas.
Well I'm glad you've jumped into recording, it'll be a pleasure having you in this thread~
And I'd never have guessed that your accent was French, but then, I'm terrible at guessing accents anyway
Soviet, reporting in!
Happy New Year, sorry I missed Christmas. Life took me hostage but I'm back.
Requests are still open, email@example.com
I don't do rape, incest, or beast.
New Years in an Alley:
Made this up because vodka and I made an agreement and I damn well wanted to.
Cum in me Daddy:
daddy kink but not incest
My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
FEATURED WORK FOCUS ON: WHITEKNIGHT"S IDEAS
My Special (K)Night by VK http://pastebin.com/mbVYtBFy
A modern day knight rescues a maiden from a dangerous situation at a party and is rewarded
"Out Of The Friend-zone!" (3 parts)
Two old friends make the leap
What V-Card? By VK
At a party with some Junior girls a high school Sophomore's secret will be revealed.
"The Beast in You" MF Roleplay, BDSM, Romantic
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
"I Never Dreamed It Was Me" by VK
She set her good friend up with the girl of his dreams, but when it goes wrong will she have the courage to get out of the freindzone?
Still Waiting? by VK
A girl who wants to wait to have sex with her boyfriend is so turned on that she gives in.
"Exit Strategy (Escort With a Card of...Platinum)"
Inspiration and opportunity unite two friends
Here are two scripts that could potentially fill this..
First one is kinda f'd up xD called mistress' toybox where a woman kidnaps a man to turn him into a female sex slave..
and this one is one where a mistress gets her slave to drink a potion to turn him into a woman xD
NEW YEAR'S DAY
by Billy Collins
Everyone has two birthdays
according to the English essayist Charles Lamb,
the day you were born and New Year’s Day—
a droll observation to mull over
as I wait for the tea water to boil in a kitchen
that is being transformed by the morning light
into one of those brilliant rooms of Matisse.
“No one ever regarded the First of January
with indifference,” writes Lamb,
for unlike Groundhog Day or the feast of the Annunciation,
this one marks nothing but the passage of time,
I realized, as I lowered a tin diving bell
of tea leaves into a little body of roiling water.
I admit to regarding my own birthday
as the joyous anniversary of my existence
probably because I was, and remain
to this day in late December, an only child.
And as an only child--
a tea-sipping, toast-nibbling only child
in a colorful room this morning--
I would welcome an extra birthday,
one more opportunity to stop what we are doing
for a moment and reflect on my being here on earth.
And one more birthday might be a consolation
to us all for having to face a death-day, too,
an X in a square
on some kitchen calendar of the future,
the day when each of us is thrown off the train of time
by a burly, heartless conductor
as it roars through the months and years,
party hats, candles, confetti, and horoscopes
billowing up in the turbulent storm of its wake.
Seductive Thread Bump Request Script:
[inviting chuckle] I knew you'd come. Oh yes, I knew you couldn't resist. You just had to come back to me, knowing I was all alone and just waiting for you. And that's why you're so special to me, you'd never let me fall. Oh no, never let me go through all ten pages and fall of the board. Because we have something special. You know what to do to keep me hot and active. You know what I need. You know how to, oh, but I can't say. Please don't make me. I'm blushing just thinking about it. The thought of you taking your fingers and delicately drawing them across the, yyyeeessss, like that. Oh, you know exactly what you're doing. Tell me what I need to hear, please. I'm begging you. Take those fingers and just do it, do it fast. Do it often, again and again.
Type those four little letters that and just give it to me.
Oh, I can feeeeel it. You're burning through that captcha like it's not even there. And you're doing it for me?
You're so... naughty.
And is that? Oh no, you shouldn't have. I can't believe you would actually, oh it's purrrfect [do a 60s-esque catwoman purr-pun here]. A cute animal gif is just what I need to-
ah, it's coming,
It's almost here, it's almost-
Yes, bump me! Do it, give me that bump! Give me all the bumps! Bump me hard and fast and often and blow your bumps all over my face!
[tired, yet happy, laugh] I needed that. Thank you, sweety. [kissing sound]
But a girl needs time to recover, you know? Just let me rest for six pages or so...
Somebody save us, please.
Happy New Year from Harley!
Happy New Year Schlick
It would kill my fun if any of you knew what I looked like or I knew what you looked like. I want to believe the cute pizza guy has fapped to my audios and you want to believe I'm that girl who you're stalking on facebook or who works somewhere in your office building but always wears headphones when you see her so you've never talked. I want to imagine someone at my office realizing it's me and blackmailing me to keep my job.
Nazis apparently don't into sunscreen.
I really had fun with this, anon! Very Tarantino. But... was it a transcription or something?
>But... was it a transcription or something?
Um.. it kinda was.. I REALLY hope it doesn't ruin the fun of it for you.. but it was based off the 'toybox killer' recordings.. I'm sorry I didn't mention it.. I wrote the script for someone else who knew, but I guess I just posted it here not thinking.
Wait... that was based on the recordings of an actual serial killer I haven't heard of yet, and you think that would RUIN it for me?
It doesn't. It makes me really happy. I just wondered why in some places the grammar and stuff seemed a bit off.
>but it was based off the 'toybox killer' recordings
Pretty much verbatim what he said in the transcription of the tape, not really based on.
Sketchy dude who got away with the murders of a lot of women he made his daughter help him bury, in case anyone wanted to read about him.
...This... is awesome!
I kind of want to do the whole thing now.
No offense to anon's script abilities.
How did I miss this?
Well i mean.. He was a he.. not a she and he didn't really kidnap men to change their gender either xD
I took something i found hot and made it hotter for me xD
I'm very happy to hear that.. I can't wait to listen to this!
Sorry to say, the mic or the recording process has created a very stuttery final product. It sounds pretty cool, actually, and I can decrypt much of what you're saying. But it's hard to get a fix on how your voice actually sounds.
I'd encourage you to try again, though. We're a friendly bunch.
That one sounded perfectly! And you sound like a lovely, enthusiastic gal.
If you're not eager to go back and try the questions for newbies, just tell us a little about what piqued your interest in giving this a try, and what kind of things you'd like to talk about or perform. Just an introductory sort of thing at your own level of comfort.
Well tech supporting the phone is different than other setups. I don't know what you did between the recordings, but the most likely cause is the Noise Reduction settings. The phone sort of turns off whenever the sounds get quieter. You can adjust that sensitivity.
I record with an iPhone, not sure what you're using. But don't speak too close to the speaker and make sure there's no background noise like a fan or AC or such. Mine works fine for me, crystal clear and better than my PC mic(granted its a cheap Logitech).
Requesting a girl who was told by her boyfriend that he has a monstergirl fetish revealing herself to actually be that monstergirl. Bonus points for the girl having been a dragon in human form, who is now extremely revealed that she can show what she really looks like.
Two requests I got, both femdom.
Good Pet JOI:
soft dom, kitten petname
angry dom, hits once
Spaz establishing, finally! It's been awhile, hows's it going everyone?
My Chirbit: https://www.chirbit.com/Spazgirl
I recorded a few new things
> The beast 2 by a fan
[Bestiality, incest, mother/daughter, preteen]
> Writing Inspiration by VK and Krystal
[submissive, slight cock worship]
> Not Now, Honey by VK
Requests always welcome. :-)
Th-Thank you for taking the bad pet request! I really enjoyed it! Your voice is such a chilling pleasure to hear when its like this!
Schlick Recording, because a certain anon got me riled all day:
You're very welcome.
Bump for this request. Would anyone be willing to do an improv about a girlfriend catching her boyfriend going through her underwear drawer/closet?
And as punishment, she decides that he makes a much better girl as a boy. If he doesn't obey her, she will tell all of her friends.
She makes him dress up, and become all pretty. And takes pictures as blackmail.
I am getting turned on just from writing this. :3
>told friend I was going to take a nap
>end up masturbating
Okay, now I'll go to sleep.
I'm not using my 10 year old laptop mic this time yey.
I just got back home! Probably going to be pretty busy with assignments this week though :( If you guys have a (not super elaborate big) request I could totally do it as a small break from work, that'd be fun!
It was more a sensitive/loving fem dom type thing she did. Not the request, but I enjoyed it with my proclivities. Not sure where the posts went >>23086563
but the vacaroos still work
I was requested to purr ages ago, so have a thing. Stray here sulking at lack of vchat, so toss some requests my way or something?
Kitty Purring Script Mash-Up
<purring> You are the first thing your little kitten thinks of in the morning <purring>, the last thing I’m thinking of before I fall asleep,<purring> and you have no idea what you mean to me. <purring> I just want to curl up in your lap <purr> rub up against you <purr> and let you know how I much I want you. I just want to feel your arms go around me, pulling me tight against your chest. I want to listen to your heartbeat and feel your chest rise and fall.<purring> I want to kiss you. To press my lips against yours, forever. I want to make you smile and laugh.<purring> Someday, I'm going to repay you for the way you make me feel...loved...beautiful...wanted...desired. You make me feel that way every day. I know I am in your thoughts, just as you are in mine. I want to be your very best little kitty, ever.
Haven't had much time to do recordings lately, but in the interests of not having a dead thread, here's this little bump script thing.
I miss seeing the little exclamation point in my open tabs, guys!
Hey everyone, Sock here. I wrote a daddy/daughter bimboification script, not sure if that's anybody's thing but here we go.
Also dumping my previous scripts again
god dammit, your voice just turn me insane >///> and your french accent is just really really cute btw. can i hope to hear you whispering something like "Onii-chan ... Suki desu kono baka !!!" ? u///u i see you post some anime stuff so i just think about that and your cute voice. Please don't ignore me or say no ...
Chat w your local hotties from fsa... but don't be creepy about it.
Mind if I ask why that was started? Isn't the thread itself enough, or is it used for cybering etc?
The app seems decent enough, but I am always apprehensive when communities suddenly fragment.
"official" discord made by the creepiest and most hated person here, warns us not to be creepy.
I love it.
Either because MSA had one and the aforementioned person jumped on the bandwagon, or because he wanted to go somewhere he could ensnare new girls in peace.
It's because someone in MSA made one. MSA is more chatty and has a lot more rambles and getting to know you posts in general, less lewd stuff than we do, and more improvs/vague requests rather than scripts, so it suits them I guess.
The FSA discord is usually empty and the MSA discord is usually full of people doing shenanigans and teasing one another and sharing youtube videos and cat pictures and shit. The lewdest it gets is people talking about their porn preferences.
You should check it out, if you want, but you're not missing a giant orgy or anything.
I tried getting the app, but it seems like I need to make an account. The Discord thing might not be for me.
And no offense, but there are only a few girls off here that I would consider talking to and haven't been around long enough in /fsa/ to consider the other lads as 'bros'.
I really don't use my phone much for things other than email and calendaring.
I don't mind it. Particularly when the original post had a few scripts with no titles on them. Easier than saying "the second script on (link)" Also we are 4 days into this thread and not even at 200 posts.
Nah. You don't need to. You can lurk without it it will just bug you about it. If you try to rename yourself you have to fill in a fake email. But no worries, no one is forced to join. I don't think most people plan on leaving this thread, either. Or at least I won't for sure.
Emailing and calendaring are good shit. But if you have no apps I would recommend 8tracks or something way before discord anyway. And the pc version is better.
It's such a niche fetish and she was the queen of it. We got lucky and hit the right time for it back then.
There are some asian raceplay bits in the shenanigans, that I cobbled together from Tumblr posts. I've never felt the urge to write anything more in that vein.
Hahaha! Miss Pot, this is Mr Kettle. I'm OP so I have gotten a lot of hate by a lot better haters than you. And I am SO sorry I created this venue for you to post in. But the thing about attitude, well you only post vague work rants and the very occasional shlick, which is really the very minimum to maintain a presence here so you can promote your skype sex. So who has the bad attitude? You really seem like you don't want to be here sometimes. Think it over. The door is always open.
I have 7 different music apps on my phone and I couldn't live without them. Glad something entertains you, though.
Anyway, you're here for audios.
I tried this. I've dressed boys as girls for fun before, but... maybe this was too sweet sounding.
He said its against creeps. You're >implying
I'm creepy and made the discord
>oh, the irony
I'm not laughing bro.
Define creepy anyway. Being over friendly?
>tfw oh shit you're a total creeper
What's wrong with Zantosa? Zandria sounds like a cheap as fuck scifi spider queen. If Zan won't do, you can call me Szantovitch if you like? Sz is a perfectly lovely alphabet letter, pronounced anyway you like. If you're trying to piss me off, this won't get under my skin. Everyone gets my name wrong IRL anyway.
Just because it's called Female Sexy Audio, doesn't mean it has to be sexy. I really could not care less that you feel I don't contribute enough schlick recordings to the thread. You actually don't know what's been going on in my life this past month and a half that has made so I can't do as ma y recordings as I'd like. Sexy or not. Plenty of people like my non-sexy recordings. The fact that you aren't one of them doesn't affect me in any way.
Oh dear, someone who has disrespected a recording I think highly of doesn't like me. How will I go on?
Also, knowing you, you've probably fucked your dog 1 or 9 times so that doesn't surprise me that you'd say that.
Do you, love.
Sorry, bruh. I can't into any of those scripts.
Yes this is Pearl.
It actually hurts my throat to try and force purr so much.
Well, thank you very much for all you did. You will be missed, but life changes and priorities shift, so it's completely understandable. Good luck, enjoy life, and find happiness.
in the most glorious way, of course.
You'll be missed Azula, good luck for your career and I wish you all the best in life.
I'm calling it pillow talk 'cause it's talking while my head is on a pillow. "tired recap of my day" would probably be a better title.
I wish you the very best in everything that you might want to do, glorious twerk-senpai <3
If you get a chance could you do this for me? Unlike you I'm still procrastinating. 6 days till deadline, haven't even started. ;-;
No, no, no. Honey, there's nothing wrong with that. I am exactly as you say.
Yes, some of us are scientists, engineers, doctors, artists blah blah. You get what I mean.
Many of us are pushing the peaks of humanity. I am not one of them. Well, I suppose I'm an entertainer,
I like to entertain people. I like to entertain... men. Usually on my knees or on my back.
Oh come on, don't look at me like that I'm a fucking slut and even I know it. It's not a secret. I get off to pleasing men. Even right now, I'm getting moist by the way you're lustfully looking at me. I need you to
manhandle me, make me your bitch. Do what you want to me. I'm just a piece of hot pussy, no? Fucking use me already. Why else do you think I'm at your apartment at 2 in the morning? So how do you wann- Ouch, my hair.
I love it when you force me on my knees. Wow, you're already har-[GAG] [heavy breathing] you- you have to ease me into it.
What? Like a pig? You can't be seriou-[slap] I'm a little fuck piggy for daddy. Oink, Oink! [suck][slurp]
I have no shame [suck] I know my place. [suck] on my-[suck] on my knees with yours balls resting on my face[suck]
you want me to lick your balls? [lick] Yes, I'm a good fuck piggy [gag]. You want some pussy? Go easy on me dadd- OOH, you're too big. [moan] pull my hair [moan] Fuck! you're stretching me out. [moan] Harder! [imrpov climax] oh yes! cum for me daddy! Let me swallow your load! Aaah.[slurp] Wow, such a big load... You should've let me take my dress off. These cum stains are going to last
I could listen to you talking all day, your voice is so sweet and relaxing. It's like having your head wrapped in comfyness.
Catnaptime is best time. I haven't been able to take one in a while though ;_;
You sound really bubbly in terms of personality, and that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm very jealous that you have snow already, it's still 5C here. It's sort of cute that you live in the frozen north of our country. Er gaat niets boven Pip!
It was very nice of you to make that ramble for me. Lot of ASMR as well, even if you didn't plan for that.
P O E S
I never really listened to your recordings, but I do know that a lot of people appreciated your content and that you were like a matron to these threads.
I wish you all the best for your career and everything else in your life.
Oh this improv was lovely. You did an amazing job. It was very playful. :3
Would you ever consider doing a "part two" of your "boyfriend" under your control? Something following up on the last one.
I'll save you the effort. Here's everything that is on Azula's chirbit.
Hurt Me --VK
Mmmmmm....baby...keep kissing me like that....mmmm...let's get that shirt off you..<kissing>.I love these lazy Sundays with you! <kissing> Late breakfast, crosswords on the couch and our afternoon fucking...<satisfied moan> You want me stripped? I'm on it. <pause> There. <low moan> My fine tittays love your hands on them! I want to ask you to do something for me, baby. <kisssing> Hurt me. <pause> No, I mean it. Slap me, bite me, spank me--all that.<pause> Yes, I am that dirty a girl...for you. <pause>
I'm not just a nice girl. I'm a naughty, but nice girl. <light slap> Yeah, like that. but you can go harder <harder slap> <moan> <pause> You can go that hard and even harder on my ass. Slap my tits too. <slap> Ooh! Oh.. yeah... <pause> Oh, it's the contrast....<slap> <slap>between the pain..and the pleasure you give me...<long moan> And yes, keep giving me pleasure with your hands and your mouth---<heavy breathing> Y-you can throw me around too...just put me how you want me. Yeah! <moaning> Doggy-style is the best <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap> Oh! Perfect! Slipping inside me while you spank my ass! <long moan> Oh, yeah...Yeah...Like that....yeah! <Ow!> It's okay, Pinching my nipples was...surprise....a good surprise!.. Oh, you're fucking me so fucking....<moan> Yeah, slip your hadn around my throat too or... yeah....pull my hair......Just physically dominate me...<more excited breathing and moaning> yeah! Just use me! Make me your dirty slut! Your little savage! <even more excited moaning> Hurt me! <improvise to orgasm>
awwww, now i want twisted serial breather in my life <3
Yes, I got that. It's still vague as fuck beyond being generic pillow talk. I've done something like that with comfort here: http://chirb.it/vk65v4
Got some requests done!
Super bitch mode activated, degrading language
Nymph in the Park:
Special request script a while in the making I tried really hard, I hope you guys like it. Fantastical creature encounter, now with sound effects!
Get started! Right now! You'll regret it so much otherwise and you know it.
I'm not really into the whole humiliation thing, but maybe some other performer would like it?
Or 3 fluffy blankets. That's what I'm permanently wrapped in, brrrrrr.
Haha, it's funny because when actually talking to people I'm a lot more "cool, sarcastic, cold" etc. The real me must be a mix of both.
Yeaaah! I wish I had skates :( Noren beginnen redelijk boven de 100 qqqqq. KATER.
You think you do till you do and then you don't >:
Depends on the weather, right now oversized blue shirt with three eagles on it, one coloured like the american flag. It's, uh, comfy.
Just a slight one? hahah
People ask me for sequels and I'm never really sure what to do! Like, I'm flattered by the fact that they want to hear more of it, but...
One day soon I'll sit down and do a bunch of sequels, kay? But I'm not sure when that will be.
I don't know you, but best wishes, anyway.
I had a ton of fun doing this one, so thanks for writing it.
Thank you for everything you've done for FSA
You're not a matron, youre FSAs sexy batman
You guys might not know this, but she's done a lot for the peace of FSA behind the scenes
Cant even quantify all you've done for fsa youve always been our silent guardian
The last piece of the golden days cant stay forever. This marks an end of an era.
*21 gun salute*
Holy fuck, that nymph audio is truly incredible! The small talk, your tone, all the ambient noise and sound effects... All amazing. Thank you so much for taking my script and making something so awesome out of it!
I'm happy that dream is still around. I hope she eventually comes back, her audios were always really nice.
if you have the time, it would be awesome to hear a hair brushing audio. You can ramble/whisper whatever you want while doing it. It's going to be crazy relaxing for me.
>Just a slight one? hahah
Cuddles go best with slow sensual handjobs(personally) I dunno though every time I've tried getting it whomever I'm with just ends up sucking me off mire often than not. But I'll take whatever I can get
I said old guard, also pips and my eve still drops in from time to time but other than that who else still comes more regularly than once every six months?
I didn't mind the cutie French girl who made the shirt schliks last thread but I have very specific tastes so I'm not a fan of every single girl that posts
This is for a character which I'm roleplaying:
"What? Do you fell in love with my body? Too bad I don't care about your feelings. Oh, do you wanna taste me? But what would I earn from letting you do that lewd thing? I guess I could let you if you become my slave forever... Yes, I think that's a fair treat."
Try to sound as arrogant as possible.
My favorite was when my gf K----- and were in a public place and she would rub the front of my pants, while she put her lips to one of my ears and whispered, "I want you in my mouth" And we would then find someplace to slip away to...
I would need to research that. Pretty sure my sub said something good on Skype--but I probably already used it in a script. That being said, I don't know why the words in >>23110600
WOULDN't word in text too.
NM I figured it out
Cause I really want you to cum in my mouth tonight. I want to taste you salty seed. ;)
I want to run my tongue up and down your hard, warm cock like it's a dripping popsicle on an hot summer day
No one was home, so it was time to be loud. Have a toy description and fap session: http://chirb.it/zh8rzm
That wasn't very arousing to me, but certainly was interested in a way. I'm not even sure about some of the terminology.
How does something like that feel inside you? How does it compare to using your fingers or another toy?
What do you think about when you are invaded by something so foreign? Do you fantasize about actual dragons?
Wait is that supposed to be a quote or just a reaction? Is this even a response to me? Who am I? Where did I come from?
Bruh, have you seen normal vibe shapes? Most of them don't look like human dicks and got some odd shapes to stimulate the gspot. It feels like a dildo inside of me, is what it feels like. This is not rocket surgery, it's masturbation.
Thank you. Uh. I don't have any of my chirbits toggled to be downloaded...
-Ice and Fire
Hey, I made some adjustments to this to fix awkward language issues. I assume it was an error, I know there have been some people in the thread lately who don't speak english as a first language. If you were going for that on purpose, sorry.
-Ice and Fire
Don't see why I couldn't work on putting these two together :)
I'm really glad you liked it! It was my first time trying sound out so I'm glad it worked well.
I gotta hit it. Or something.
I WANT TO BE SINGLE WITH YOU! 1/2
I want you to go have a beer with your friends, for you to be hungover the next morning and ask me to join you anyway because you feel like having me in your arms, for us to nuzzle against one another. I want to talk in bed in the morning about all sorts of things, but sometimes, in the afternoon, I want us to decide to take different paths for the day.
I want you to tell me about your evenings with your friends. To tell me that there was a girl at the bar who gave you the eye. I want you to send me text messages when you’re drunk with your friends, for you to tell me unimportant things, just so you can be assured that I think of you, too.
I want us to laugh while we’re making love. For us to we start laughing because we’re trying new things and it just doesn’t make sense. I want us to be with our friends, for you to take me by the hand and take me to another room want to be afraid with you. To do things I would not do with anyone else, because with you I am confident! To return too drunk after a good evening with friends. For you to take my face, kiss me, use me like your pillow and squeeze me so tightly at night.
I want you to have your life, for you decide on a whim to travel for a few weeks. For you to leave me here alone bored and wishing for the small Facebook pop-up with your face that tells me “hi.”
I don’t always want to be invited for your evenings out and I don’t always want to invite you to mine. Then I can tell you about it and hear you tell me about yours the next day.
I want something that will be both simple and at the same time not so simple. Something that will make sure that I often ask myself questions, but the minute I’m in the same room as you, I know. I want you to think I’m beautiful, for you to be proud to say that we’re together. I want to hear you say you love me and I especially want to tell you in return. I want you to let me walk ahead of you so you can watch my bottom swing from left to right. For you to let me scrape the windows of my car in winter because my butt wiggles and it makes you smile.
I want to make plans not knowing whether or not they will be realized. To be in a relationship that is anything but clear. I want to be your good friend, the one with whom you love hanging out. I want you to keep your desire to flirt with other girls, but for you to come back to me to finish your evening. Because I will want to go home with you. I want to be the one with whom you love to make love and fall asleep. The one who stays away when you work and loves it when you get lost in your world of music. I want to live a single life with you. For our couple life, would be the equivalent of our single lives today, but together.
One day I will find you.because you cannot take it anymore and you feel like right there you have to make love to me. I want to try to stay silent because there are ears that could hear us.
I want to eat with you, want you to make me talk about me and for you to talk about you. I want us to rant about the North Shore vs. South Shore, West suburb versus East. I want to imagine the loft of our dreams, knowing that we will probably never move in together. For you tell me about your plans with neither head nor tail. I want to be surprised, for you to make me say: Take your passport; we’re leaving.
— Isabelle Tessier
Nor any knowledge of history.
masochism (n.) Look up masochism at Dictionary.com
"sexual pleasure in being hurt or abused," 1892, from German Masochismus, coined 1883 by German neurologist Richard von Krafft-Ebing (1840-1902), from name of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1836-1895), Austrian utopian socialist novelist who enshrined his submissive sexuality in "Venus in Furs" (1869, German title "Venus im Pelz").
Scratchpad establishing. Got a new script for the performers to check out. Hope you'll consider doing it...
[voy, fantasy mother/son incest]
And here are a few of my other scripts, in case you're interested...
[early teen, implied incest, dub-con/non-con]
[Lesbian, non-con, molestation]
[teen, dub-con, anal]
[public, fantasy underage/pedo]
Passing the Torch
[underage, incest, molestation, non-con, anal]
[Mind/body control, body horror, implied enslavement, dub-con]
It's called being a masochist. This is not a hard concept people.
I am familiar with the term (I did read De Sade). I just fail to understand why you would willing take in something like that for sexual purposes.
I can understand the religious practices of mortification of the flesh, but this seems to have so deeper meaning.
'It hurts so good' really isn't an explanation in my book. Even less so in case of masturbation.
I am not trying to shame you in any way, but I wonder why apparently so many people get off to this.
Yees, mingle in such a delightful way.
It's ramble time about pain: http://chirb.it/aDre1x
Well that is starting to make some sense. I guess the comparison to getting a massage sort of helped there.
It still bewilders me that you seem to be suggesting that you need 'pain' to be satisfied.
I still had the same facial expression as your avatar for the entire duration of the audio.
I do appreciate the effort trying to explain this to someone that has never had a 'sensation' in their life.
I should probably stop posting for a while.
do you like being stretched out by guys with huge dicks? do you like getting ground on/rubbed against/poked into the cervix? would you get off really hard if a guy just kept fucking you even if you were asking him to stop because it hurt?
I'm not keen on being internally torn in general, so I don't intentionally seek out guys who buy magnum condoms. I'd rather have partners who DIDN'T have monster dicks, but what dick a guy I like owns can't be helped. There's a reason my flint dildo hasn't been used in months, the ones I do play with consistently are more average lengths and such.
Being poked in the cervix isn't fun as a rule. Also, if I safeworded and he kept going? No. I'd try and remove that guy's balls. I don't usually ask guys to stop if it hurts in ways I enjoy because the mingled sensations is what can get me off.
Let Me Take Care of You. 1/2
You wanna know the most wonderful thing in the world? When you’re feeling stressed and have been for the past week and he decides he’s going to take care of you.
I loved every moment.
I’m asleep and he comes over kisses my shoulder gently waking me up, his hands running along my body and coming across my chest and grabbing my chest, playing with my nipples, knowing its the most sensitive area he plays with them a little more, stirring me more out of my sleep. His hands travel down and reach for my pants and underwear, hooking his fingers in the waistband and begins to pull them off of me. He kisses down my body until he’s between my legs.
Let me tell you how much a treat it is to have my baby eat me out. The way his lips mouth at my inner thighs before sinking his teeth in lightly into the skin, causing me to quiver and shake with anticipation. My breath is heavier and I can’t wait; my hips raising up with need, my pussy wet and ready for him to just take me in his mouth. My prayers are slightly answered and his tongue slides across my clit, making me whine and beg him to just do it.
He made me beg a little more, his tongue moving from my desired area to my thighs again, making me lift my hips and writhe on the bed. Giving in, he grabbed my hips and pulled my hips down before proceeding to practically fuck me with his tongue.
Let Me Take Care of You. 2/2
The orgasms that rolled through me were something that should be documented and put into the books. The way my body writhed, how my hands grabbed at the sheets, his back and grabbing his head to pull him in closer. The sounds that escaped my lips could rival a professional, the pure ecstasy that my body felt was phenomenal.
The way his tongue moves along my clit and pussy, was what I had been daydreaming about for weeks. I had missed the way his hands ran up and down along my sides as he drove his tongue deeper into my pussy, sucking and licking the sweet juices that flowed from me. My baby knows what he’s doing and my god, does he do it so well.
Aside from the screams, the wrecked and wet bed, who else was going to know that I had been taken care of so well? Who really has to know?
Are you talking about this one?
>Honey, I'm at work
[cheating, married, older woman/younger man, on phone, reluctance- by Hugh]
TLdr Starting from last year.
>New Year’s Eve Script/Improv Ideas
>Semen Demon by VK
>Here are two scripts that could potentially fill this..
>Seductive Thread Bump Request Script:
>Kitty Purring Script Mash-Up
>Hey everyone, Sock here.
>Hurt Me --VK
>I WANT TO BE SINGLE WITH YOU!
>Let Me Take Care of You.
The Crotch Rope
Please, Sir...it’s digging into me...it’s...oh fuck...you’re tugging it, now...it’s splitting my pussy and making me so fucking wet...it's a big thick rope...and you knotted it tight, so much so that it literally forces my cunt up, making me stand attentively. You pull me towards you, and I have to obey.
For a moment, I think you are going to loosen the rope...instead you cheerfully pull aside the rope and stuff a...a fucking dildo, oh shit! Oh god! I’m stuffed fully...fuck!
The rope...holds the dildo inside me...you tell me It's staying there till I fucking learn to behave and till I accept being your...mmmm...stuffed Fuckpet.
Are there any audios about a girl making a man she likes into her pet, and talking to him like that for the entire audio? Maybe calling him a good boy and doing other nice cute dom things?
That would be absolutely incredible.
I'm always a bit wary about handjobs because guys generally argue that they can do that way better with their own hand. ;(
I'm not sure how I would go around this, I'd probably be brushing my own hair and then I somehow still have to face the mic? Totally thinking about it though, I loooove audios like that!
Glad you enjoyed. ^.^
Eventually, yes. There will be more.
You can and I will when I come back. ^.^
Aside from that here's this to chew on.
Harley and Soviet Try to Snuggle
(Giggles,squawks, squels, monty python and the holy grail, tickles)
Harley's Misbehaving Spanks (24)
(Yep. Delivered by Soviet)
Kneeling, ropes securely fasten my hands behind my back. My eyes race trying to see what’s in front of me. Black, no light penetrates the blindfold covering my eyes. My Mistress had a special night planned for me, culminating in this moment. “Open”, she whispers. Instinctively my jaw loosened, stretching my lips. Mistress’s hand touches me cheek, tracing my jaw line. I feel her finger trace my open lips. My mind races and my body quakes, In suspense of what is about to happen. I hear Her say, “he’s all yours my love”, as a deep moan comes from the unknown man who enters the room…
oh god. almost everything about this presses my buttons super hard (except the use of "mommy" that's not my jam but the REST wow)
I can't wait to hear that recorded
hmm...now that you brought it up, I think it depends on the mic. I've seen some youtube videos where they can do it while away from the mic and others where they brush something on either side of the mic. Both give me the tingles.
DOOM will destroy those responsible for this indignity! Doom will not rest until he has his vengeance! Doom will not be confined! He will escape this minuscule prison, and reign death and destruction on the everyone responsible! Not even the nail-makers, or the sowers of the seeds that grew into the trees that were mercilessly chopped down to construct this shoddy container will be spared! When the dust settles and the ash clears, Doom will have repopulated the rain forests out of the compost of the dead! In Latveria, it is said, "Blessed are the boxmakers, for they will make the boxes that will store the wealth of the future!" Under Doom's leadership, Latveria has many boxmakers, and they have made many boxes, and the wealth of the future is shiny, indeed. And none--not those responsible for this ignominy, not those who profit off my so-called defeat, not those in the ivory tower who expelled Doom when his project to rescue his mother from the void of hell itself was sabotaged and exploded, not the terrible RICHARDS--NONE shall have access to the profit of our future! None will have access, and none will shepherd Latveria into a new age, a DOOM age! For when Doom pries himself free of this shoddily constructed containment, I shall double, and RE-DOUBLE, my efforts to take down the vile RICHARDS, and all who support him, provide succor to him, and all who bow in reverence to his name! RICHARDS SHALL FALL! And it shall be DOOM WHO MAKES HIM FALL! ALL SHALL RISE IN CLAMOR FOR DOOM! AND DOOM SHALL DEFEAT RICHARDS AND LEAVE HIM A BROKEN AND SCARRED SHELL OF A MAN, AND HE SHALL RECOGNIZE DOOM AS HIS SUPERIOR AND THE WORLD SHALL BOW BEFORE DOOM! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE DOOM! AND ALL WHO OPPOSE DOOM SHALL HAVE NO RECOURSE BUT VAPID AND IMPOTENT PRAYER! FOR THEY SHALL CALL UPON A GOD NOT THERE, A GOD NOT LISTENING, AND THE ONLY GOD THAT SHALL HEAR THEIR PITIFUL CRIES SHALL BE DOOM! AND DOOM WILL STAND BEFORE THEM! AND DOOM WILL TURN AWAY FROM THEIR CRIES FOR MERCY!
if I post more Adachi does that mean you'll post more?
Hey. I'm actually not in a postion to do lewd recordings atm, but I couldn't resist this any more than I could resist free NOS.
Check you out.
I didn't forget FSA, I've just been busy with stuff and things.
>I couldn't resist this any more than I could resist free NOS.
Haha, great! I sometimes post a "Henchman looking for work recomendations" thread or voice thread on /co/ . I don't remember which one this came from but I challenged the thread to come up with an extended speech from that panel and saved the delivery.
Is that a thing some of you are comfortable with? I mean, I don't imagine you'd lose your drive, but if you haven't transitioned yet, isn't it a little upsetting to have to diddle with parts you don't want?
Requesting a reversed version of the "I want to live in Balamb Garden" copypasta. The listener being visited in a dream by someone who befriends her or him, and rather than things getting depressing she talks about how she'll always be in her/his heart or something.
>Is that really the rationale that Editorial gave her?
One of them. And it's better than the truth that the original artist, Joe Staton, just wanted to fuck with DC's censors when he created her costume.
Well, on an individual level, I feel shit having the thing but I can't do anything about it. I'll never have a functioning vagina. I live in a country where getting a sex change isn't possible and even if I could, the end result would simply be a reshaped penis. It's just something I've accepted (obviously, if I'm making a request)
On a larger scale, not all trans people want bottom surgery. Not all want hormones. Not all want top surgery. You get the gist. Transitioning isn't like a perfectly packaged one size fits all method, we're just people and have different feelings, opinions and reactions to different things, as anyone else would
TLDR; Can't speak for anyone else but I'm finna fap.
One time I was with a guy I really liked we were all happily making out and touching , i started to jerk him off and he started to finger me. His fingers were deep within my wet soaking pussy . His penis was erect and I kept jerking him . He said “i want to be inside you” and I agreed I wanted him so bad . He tried to get it in and failed not once , twice , but three times... we both started laughing and giggling--it was so cute and sweet. I could tell he felt bad by how quickly his erection disappeared. I then started grabbing him, kissing him , showing him my boobs anything to get him back in the mood . I got on top of him started grinding and kissing him till he got an erection again. Then I bent over still horny and wet wanting him inside me so badly . Until he finally put it in ... I was bent over getting it doggy style with a big smile on my face . The sex was definitely worth the wait. I felt amazing with him inside me! I didn’t want him to stop. I was face down against a pillow just taking it , till he came. He muttered “oh shit” I felt him cum and I was so happy of what had just happened. I can’t help but think about it I want him inside me alot more than I'll even admit. I don’t want it to be just a random one time fuck. I want him over and over again , I want him to be mine and only mine .. I realized that none of those other guys I’ve been with even compare to him. I don’t know if it was the giggling and the laughter because of the epic fail, but I know I wouldn’t trade it for anything and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone. The only thing on my mind now is my hope that he’ll keep me around.
kind thanks for all your words, moans and thoughts firelady.
it has been a pleasure really.
this random stranger bids you farewell and hopes only the best will ever come to you.
you deserve it gal.
now, off you go. just do not go gentle into that good night…
and be quick about it before I go all sentimental, and start a binge fap session to your recordings while sobbing uncontrollably at the mere thought of not being able to hear the dear dental rapist azula ever again <sob>
Desperately seeking contact info from Luger.
Haven't heard a voice so perfect in a long time <3
:* then there are two of us 'brother'.
also, greetings thread. long time no see.
did i just had the pleasure to meet a new resident troll?
I kind of like that there's a lovey dovey feeling to such a messed up script.
It wasn't a big deal, I'm not "mommy" to my pets, and it seemed like the best idea. Hope you don't mind.
Yeah, ED could use some better press. Too many guys think no one else gets it.
I have shit I should get back to doing, but I'm keeping this bunny.
The Temple Girls Collection
Story Descriptions at the top of the bin
A collection of stories set in a fictional ancient world where sex and magic are combined both to heal and to destroy. The main conflict is the war the "Mad Queen" of the northern kingdoms is waging with dark magic and the efforts of the southern kingdoms to fight back.
The main characters so far are the powerful high priestesses of three temples and seven field healers. All are individuals whose actions will decide the course of this war.
THE TEMPLE GIRLS COLLECTION
"To serve our Goddess, to heal the sick and to protect the weak"
Audiophiles Discord for MSA/FSA.
Just looking through the script bins, and was wondering if anyone knows where I might find perfomances of these two:
>NSFW - Taken From Behind
>NSFW - Tied Down And Tit-Fucked
Also, can I put in a general request for them if no-one's done them recently?
Thread may die, but before it does, a request of all the femanons
I want to hear about the first time a guy ever felt you up, what was that like? If it was unwelcome, how long till someone you wanted to feel you up did?
Damnit. Celebrity deaths don't usually affect me bump.
He's glittering and fabulous and gives no fucks but he was never my celebrity crush. Just... Like a role model.
But I like feminine guys sometimes. But I'm the wrong person to ask since I like girls, too. Keep in mind that a lot of rockstars and villains have the "effeminate male" trope to represent things like sensuality, sorcery, and evil. So there's that.
I appreciate your answer. The 'I don't give a fuck' type of guy really seems to resonate well with women for some reason.
I'm just not sure what you mean by sorcery.
>>23137112 that is what I've been reading in every single paper this morning. I guess I'm safe then.
Also very true.
...it's an archetype thing. I read too much. I wasn't speaking about Bowie specifically.
Women are pressured to spend a lot of their time and energy giving fucks about everyone, even when they don't actually have time, energy and fucks to give. That's one theory on it, anyway.
SINGERS! DAVID BOWIE TRIBUTE CHALLENGE!
Sing something from his vast discography https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie_discography
Or recite lyrics as poetry
Or reflect on the seriousness of moonlight
Or if you're afraid of Americans
Or if you know the babe.
Men are attractive to women with motherly traits, it often means that have some sort of talent raising offspring.
I'll have to research this sorcery thing. >>23137467 he does look like a Bond villain in the right light. Is that what women want? A cute Bond bf?
The problem isn't your offspring. It's men who want you to raise them. Or people you don't even know. Often work or other women. Anyway, it's complicated and I'm not gonna discuss this further and shit up the thread.
>probably will understand that feel when you have a shitty day and want to stab something and won't make you feel like a freak about it.
Sounds good to me but all women don't want the same things.
Unfortunately, I do not keep an archive and I generally (unspoken) request that people do not share my audio without my express consent.
I'd be happy to record a request, though. I'm always up for that! :)
What kind of weak ass super-villain owns a dog.
>Some of us who/what
Women. Slightly sexist stuff and objectification turns me on. The intro was basically me subconsciously establishing that I'm not really sexist so I could fap with a clear conscious. As for the premise or whatever was going on, I don't know. I came home early that night drunk as fuck but I vaguely remember jacking off to a secretary-boss scenario or something. Other than that not a clue mate. Thanks for taking this though. I love this thread and It's just that much better when you forget your own script.
I'm usually around here. Or my email is firstname.lastname@example.org, but I've gotten 2 email requests and haven't gotten around to either one because shitty attention span.
I was gonna reply but I can't beat MadCat.
Okay. I was wondering if it was like superhumans or something. Like I was picturing a person with superpowers who just wasted them on fucking every attractive person she met. But, I'm glad you like it. Never worry about stuff that turns you on. It just is.
I'm new at this so be gentle with me
Stray here in a rambling, singing, or clean script mood. I need cute thing to record, 2cold2fap.
Explain the plot of 50 Shades of Grey like you are Dr. Seuss.
Here there are spoilers,
Of a lewd little tail,
About a man named Christian,
His last name not Bale.
Oh the places you'll go!
Under whipdoozles and chainflams,
Into crosswhizzles and jimjams!
Into bondage and bruising,
And handcuffs and lugrams!
Miss Steele, you see,
Was a prudish young lass.
Met a man name Grey
Who laid claim to her ass.
She fell in love with him,
And fell in love quick.
Loved him for his nature,
Not his money, or dick.
A playroom he has,
The color of red,
Full of whipsmackers and butt pluggers,
And a lavish nice bed.
The two go on,
Fucking and such,
Until Ana thinks,
It might be too much.
His gifts they are lavish,
And his love it is savage,
But when she asks for a true taste of BDSM,
It's more than she can manage!
Devastated she flees,
Back to her roommate,
She explains this problem,
With her dear old friend Kate.
The novel ends there,
Their views sitting unequal.
But never you fret.
They're back in the sequel!
From: Shenanigans http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
Can you do "Toys Colonel Gentleman Wishes He Had When He Was a Lad but They Weren't Invented Yet"?
Another request for the arrogant character:
[Then I was like "Yeah, my delicious and gorgeous boobs are great, so soft and sweet", being absolutly romantic and nice and then the slut call me eccentric, being a total ass...]
Keep the arrogance, but add a bit of bimboish tone, fix the grammar if any.
The First Time I Called Him “Daddy”
“I’ve never been with someone like you; someone so concerned with getting me off! <laugh> I know you love hearing me come when you’ve made it happen and I love it too. What’s today’s plan? You’ve got me over your knees, with my skirt up. I guess I’ve been a bad girl. Aren’t you going to…<SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><Moan and react as you will> <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Feel how wet I am and….you are so hard. You’re driving me mad! <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Oh, sorry, sorry, I’m sorry I was so bad! <moan> I’ll never do it again! <pause> Ooh, I want you in me as well! Off your knees and onto our bed! What? You want to eat me up? Your mouth on me….Ow! Oh god! You’re biting me! No, no, I love it. More, please! Oh! <more excited moaning> Oh! That’ll leave a mark…mark me as yours….Mmmm…you feel so good…<more excited moaning…<SLAP!><even more excited moaning> OhGOD! You totally should have bitten me there when…I was…Oh GOD….over your knees….<improvise to orgasm> <pause>
You did it again! Oh, I like this slow rhythm. I can’t believe you haven’t come yet! Is there something I could do for you? Dirty talk? What should I say? <giggle> Anything? Careful what you ask for…<moan> Okay…fuck me.. you’re fucking me so good, baby… Keep biting me! Your mouth….tearing into me….marking me up…owning me…<loud moan> Oh, I am yours, so much so…keep fucking me, oh keep fucking me, Daddy!…OH! <pause> God, you came so hard! <laugh>I’ve never heard you grown so loud. Can you speak? You’re shaking your head<laugh> You came the moment I called you Daddy. Do you want to be my daddy, babe? Because, I would love to be your little girl.” <kiss>
Luger here. I know I'm a rare visitor, but I require one of you for a joint-venture. I wanna record a dialogue between Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing and The Major.
(The one that begins with "Burn in hell, swine).
I would prefer it, if it was separate recordings/separate files, so I can shuffle them around easier.
Next time, ask over on msa, as I rarely visit fsa.
Uh....What, with an exaggerated Scottish accent and all?
No, my feels. ;w;
Ko here, I'd love to be of assistance but I'm unfamiliar with this character. I'd like to contact you out of thread so I can get a better direction for where you'd like me to head the sound of her voice and the acting involved.
My throwaway skype is mia.love31
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Wow. That just fucking happened, huh? Fuck. That’s insane. I mean, I ~know~ you hypnotized me. I mean, I remember everything, just like you said. Like, I remember you sitting me down, I remember you swinging the watch. I remember you telling me to go into trance and all that love slave shit. I remember EVERYTHING. Like, I feel as if I should care. I mean, I know I should care. You just turned me into a hypnoslave. In my head, logically, I ~know~ that none of this shit is real, that it’s all in my mind. But it’s like I can’t bring myself to care. It’s all in my head, nobody is making me be your love slave but myself, right? But I… I just am that. I mean, I know that it’s crazy, but it’s like I’ve always been your slave. This hypnosis shit is wild, master. Whoa! Fuck! I just called you master. I didn’t even think about calling you that! Fuck, and I’m getting wet. Alright. You win the bet. You can… shit, you DID hypnotize me to be your sex slave. And I fucking love it. And you better not stop. Put me under again, master. I’m all yours."
Later this week perhaps.
>Who dosen't like a bit of bondage?
Nobody! Check out our bins >>23063454
STAY BUMPED THREAD
I GO TO BED
I'm looking for an old audio that was a trap story one of the tags was girl pretending to be guy pretending to be girl and it was this really cute roleplay of the guy being voiced by a girl to sound like a guy being really tsundere to a much larger jock type until they eventually have sex
i cant find it anywhere, does anyone know it off the top of their head?
“After all—to have loved, wasn’t that the object?
Love is the only thing in life
but then you can love too much
or the wrong way, you lose
yourself or you lose
or you strangle each other
Maybe the object of love is
to have loved
at one time or another
Like a cinema trailer
watched long ago.”
— Adrienne Rich, from Transparencies
Effortlessly, anon. Go listen to some previous fap recordings on my Chirbit.
7 sex Tips that are proven (humor)
Talking about sex is awkward. But luckily, a team of researchers from the University of Pennsylvania released a new study that surveyed over 100 women to get their thoughts on what they want—and don’t want—in bed. Here are the biggest highlights.
1. Whisper “I’m proud of you, sport” to her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most effective way to make a woman feel at ease is to quietly validate her genitals with words of encouragement. “Whispering something like ‘I’m proud of you, sport,’ or ‘You’re my special little buddy’ to my clitoris at the beginning of foreplay will help me feel relaxed enough to let down my guard and just have fun,” one respondent explained.
2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let’s face it, all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So, what better way to impress your love in the sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men—indulge her!
3. Continuously press the garage remote to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of the garage door: The muted, sensual roar of the garage door going up and down speaks to something primal deep in a woman’s loins, making her wild beneath the sheets. “Garage noise is the sexiest thing in the world,” one female respondent said. “It sounds like a giant breathing hard after a brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood into a frenzy.”
4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on.
5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who’s trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles: “I like it when my husband talks dirty to me, but I’d like it a lot more if he was talking 15 times faster and about his own testicles, swollen to the size of beanbags and available to the highest bidder,” said one woman, echoing the opinion of 83 percent of those who were polled.
6. The thing where you grab each other’s ankles and tumble around like a human wheel: Who doesn’t love this?
7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts into your bedroom and lunges at both of you with a knife, she’ll appreciate it if you shoot him dead. “It’s a confident move,” said one respondent, “and confidence is sexy.”
Have new content...in the form of a ramble request on hair color, sex drive, and clearance frustrations.