Rate thread Rate me Rate my cat

isn't that the guy from the tim and eric show

>>20373292
No, people say I look like him though.

>>20373268
your a tim/eric
also proof thats u?

>>20373326
I'm not Eric, for the last time.

10/10
and some 7/10 guy

ERIC WARHEIM !

>>20373284
Prime pussy ignored
>>20373268

ERIC WE LOVE YOU!

>>20373268
9/10
what a handsome boy

ln(22027)/10

Awesome thread.
Great job.

>>20373268
Your glasses are fucking shit. I can't even rate the cat because your dumb glasses keep distracting me.

>>20373284
You're okay. Cat's not bad. funny nose.

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>>20373911
My cat ran away.

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>>20373840
I was about to say "great job" dammit

eric i love you

>>20373921
How long ago? If it was recent, put a bunch of clothes that smell like you somewhere close and hidden, and keep checking

>>20373922
There's an even larger cat looking in your window.

Can never unsee.

>>20373922
Obligatory "chick has a nice pussy" joke.

>>20374115
thats a streetlight lol
>>20374125
obligatory semi-awkward laughter

>>20373268
If you're really Eric, where were you when Tim got stabbed?

>>20373268
OP why do you lie?

Reverse image search, this pic of eric is all over the internet

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Oh shit are we rating cats in here? Rate Rex,

ERIC I LOVE YOUUUU

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>>20373284
>>20373340
How many girls do you stalk and impersonate, Dale Bradshaw?

>>20375704
Who? And you must be that maxim guy every refers to as the /soc/ police!

>>20375717
"Who?" -when Dale gets asked his name.

>>20375725
Oh so you are him!

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Rate my eric

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whats going o in this thread

>>20373284
8
>>20373340
8.5
>>20373922
8.5 but you are like one hundered percent my type

also i love all of your cats

>> 20373268
Great b8

>>20373268
what's the newest bedtime stories going to be about?

fuck you shithead i know you're eric, just talk to me.

>>20373268
you are fucking eric wareheim you cant deny it

>>20373268
eric! what's your cat's name? :#

>>20373268
eric. please dont tell me you already left the thread.

>>20373268
billion dollar movie was a piece of fuck

>>20373268
cmon eric. youve been found. at least acknowledge your fanbase.

nice performance in the comedy by the way.

>>20373268
eric.

have you ever seen caddyshack ii?

>>20373268
tell tim 4chan says answer us goddamnit

>>20375978
yo man fuck this sack of pretentious vomit

>>20373268
http://cuteboyswithcats.net/post/19974172748/eric-wareheim-from-tim-and-eric-awesome-show


eat my fucking cock

>>20373268
acknowledge

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>>20373268
YougongetNoNotippytip/10
>>20373284
8.5/10
>>20373340
8/10
>>20373921
Where yo head at? Cutekitty/10
>>20375781
7/10
People who don't eat neatly hurt me.

Ayy lmao

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dumb pic but whatevv

>>20376065
dont believe that's really u. girls dont use 4chan.

0/10 fake.

>>20376052
so cute & your eyes are so pretty 9
>>20375781
7
>>20373921
7
>>20373340
pretty girl, 8
>>20373284
7.5

>>20376084
OKay lol

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>>20373268
Eric Wareheim?
>>20373284
7/10
>>20373340
6
>>20373921
8/10 cat damn
>>20373922
7.5/10 for both of you
>>20376052
6/10
>>20376065
5/10

>>20376140
wow am I that ugly...damnn

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Reposting potato cam no makeup pic because this thread looks more active.

someone rate me so i can go to bed feeling ugly and so i feel better about going to work so i can like save money to change my hair and makeup

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don't have my cat on hand unfortunately

>>20376154
my scale is an average of 5, maybe its a bad picture?

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>>20376182
6/10
>>20376140
5/10
7.5/10
>>20376065
6.5/10
>>20376052
8.10 like your hair

>>20376248
idk i always think of 5 being avg . im not being narcisstic but i feel like im kinda better than that, just from peoples feedback irl not from what i think of myself. it is a pretty bad picture but i dont wanna be judged off of when i look my best..bc i dont always look my best

>>20376182
Reposting: you are so cute

>>20376258
8/10 damn those fucking eyes bro
>>20376265
well i could pass judgement on another picture if you'd like its possible i was being harsh on the angle or something.

>>20376258
>>20376139
you were supposed to be the 7.5

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heyy

>>20376139
hello

>>20376308
holy myspace angle

>>20376139
7.5/10
>>20376182
7/10
>>20376308
8/10

>>20376277
Err thanks..?

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>>20376308
Jesus Christ you look ditzy as fuck

>>20373268
Solid 7/10 Proportionate face, ablbiet a little chubby, a piercing yet sullen gaze, like that of a light house; weary in it's years of service but, still emitting a powerful luminance, guiding those who are fortunate to be caught in it's gaze. Your lips look okay too.

As for the cat 10/10, would bang.

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>>20373268
I was going to say you look a bit like eric but its already been said! and I luv your cat so cute
>>20373284
7/10 cat is 6/10 weird face but fluffy and fluffy cats are the best
>>20373921
Idk you seem cute 7/10 and cat is so fluff pls
>>20373922
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 10/10 FOR REAL
>>20376065
6.9/10 need to see moar face to get tru rating
>>20376139
9/10
>>20376182
8/10
>>20376212
7/10
>>20376258
7/10

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>>20376258
Why do a lot of average looking people have shit tastes?

>>20376359
http://boyswithbeardswithcats.com/post/19976433498/cuteboyswithcats-eric-wareheim-from-tim-and

>>20376338
You're welcome.
Sorry for posting without a picture but I'm not in a place where I can do that

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>>20376355
>Still feels the need to post his face
At this point, what do you get from this?

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>>20373268
Cats are love.

>>20373268
is tim a cat again?

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>>20373284
>>20373340
>>20373922
>>20375781
>>20376052
>>20376139
>>20376140
>>20376182
>>20376212
you're all okay and not unattractive

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>>20376405
>>20376065
>>20373921
>Hiding my face with an object
Stop that shit

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>>20376359
Are you a boy or girl?

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>>20376443
I was having a moment with my baby boy!

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>>20376458
:^(

>>20376466 You're hot
>>20376469 bad angle

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My favourite thing about rate threads is if you're the 50th+ poster you will barely get any rates

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>>20376469
Oh my God okay the angle or something was weird because I can tell now

>>20376485
4/10

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>>20376485
>thinks that being the 50th poster in threads that usually get more than 300 posts on a normal basis is the reason you aren't getting rated
>not looking at the stupid fucking face he's making in his pictures
4.5/10 you giblethead

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My baby boots my little buddy

>>20376501
>only posting pictures of hank
>still rating and talking shit

k den

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>>20376466
Do you wear contacts or did you edit the shit out of your eyes? I've never in my life seen anybody with that dark of blue for an eye color.

>>20376466
Hey message me if you wanna talk about cats or something your very cute
Kik amity6955

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>>20376530
Hey some people get off on posting pictures of themselves to see how they rate and others don't. Just because I don't post pictures doesn't mean I simply talk shit, I'm sure a lot of us will agree that somebody who wants to be seriously rated would post a half-decent picture of themselves, not that shit you posted. Your eyes are squinted, your lips are twisted, your head is tilted back and making your chin look squished against your neck. Did you honestly think you look attractive that way or what?

>>20376560
I thought i looked good like that. I'm gon cri now anon :'''(

>>20376534
Contacts, I'm blind as fuck

>>20376469
>>20376359
But I still havent gotten a rating only people confirming im a girl¿?¿?

>>20376469
7/10 v cute
>>20376466
6.5/10

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My cat doesn't want his picture taken right now because he's v shy, so here's my icky self.

>>20376575
I would give you a solid 7.5 don't listen to these other shit talkers you have a gorgeous face

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>>20373284
7/10
>>20373340
7/10
>>20373922
8/10
>>20375781
2/10
>>20376065
6/10


will make new post and rate the rest

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Oh boy, have at me Internet's

>>20376594
>>20376469
>>20376466
>>20376355
>>20376258
>>20376212
5-6/10
>>20376182
>>20376359
7/10
>>20376308
9/10

>>20376614
me

>>20376608
thanks anon :^)

>>20376594
Waifu/10

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>>20376614
>average girl with wide nose is 7/10
>girl with Myspace angle and dumb expression is a 9/10
>above average guy is 2/10
>you're a 5.5 wearing a blazer that doesn't match the rest of his outfit
fucking top kek here and I'm not even the guy you rated a 2/10

>>20376619
u look like you have good genetics for my offspring

>>20376644
Best compliment I've ever received.

>>20376594
7/10 luv the nails you do you okay

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~

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>>20376469
6.5-7/10 but your picture quality is so shitty I can't really tell.

>>20376632
Well I love nothing more than to make pretty girls happy and you seemed like you needed it : )

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>>20376670
>boyish face
>cleavage
my god you're a bisexual's dream come true

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will rate in a minute

>>20376660
Aw, thanks~

>>20376670
8/10

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>>20376691
>>20376692
6/10

>>20376340
yeah i am. no shame

>>20376705
Ouch

>>20376692
7.5/10
>>20376691
not my type but not exactly ugly/10

>>20376705
bullshit, i'm a 4 at best

>>20376716
tips?

>>20376728
nah man dont be like that you got a strong jawline and whatnot. you kind of look like blake shelton

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>>20376711
Uh bro, take the compliment. 6 is good news, you aren't ugly but you've got shit personality if that's how you react to compliments.

>>20376738
they say being over confident is a turn off, they say not being confident at all is a turn off, i know i'm really really really ridiculously good looking but what is a guy to do.

>>20376741
pizzaface/10
<3 u btw

>>20376745
My mommy says im 9/10 so fuck off chump

>>20376741
personally id say 6/10 its really not that youre ugly youre just a bit average ya feel. Maybe smile in your pics? and either shave your face or grow it out the shadow looks bad on you.

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>>20376716
Thx

>>20376772
Brandon, why? Fucking go to the gym and stop being a fucking pussy. You might become a 8/10 if you stop bitching and actually try to improve yourself. This is why no one likes you. I really don't know if you're the most successful troll or the most pathetic loser.

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>>20376772
>image.jpg
Please try harder if you're going to troll with a picture that's even been used in a thread that was screencapped and posted to Reddit

>>20376359
YOU are gorgeous!!!

>>20376772
Dont get plastic surgery wtf and looks really dont matter to girls that much, unless youre below a 6/10 and youre not. Average looking guys can get a girl easy when they have a good personality, maybe stop listening to linkin park and being a little bish and a girl will want to bang u, you're not even ugly

>>20376359
Like perfection (your face I mean)

>>20376772
also I really get a supreme gentleman vibe from you if this is actually you
No Hank picture because the previous one is still relevant

>>20376809
Bro I feel your pain I am not much in the looks department either and I'm a bit chunky you just gotta be confident and have good personality I manage to hook up with chicks pretty regularly that I consider above my level you just gotta learn to talk to them and not get intimidated...alchohol doesn't hurt either

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Rate grumpy sleeping puppy.

>>20376809
And looking at your pic at least your not straight up ugly like me if I can do it you should be able

>>20376772
You need more confidence, you're not a bad looking guy. Keep your chin up. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is you.

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>>20376819
omg please anon please stop
go to /adv/ they'll listen to your incessant whining
>>20376823
then stop whining because it fucking creeps people out, ok fuck what I said about going to /adv/ you want some help? You care too fucking much about a god damn number that a bunch of losers on 4chan are giving you when it's all based on personal opinion. Somebody's seven can be another person's ten or a two or whatever the fuck, get over it. Nobody will ever find you attractive as long as you're whining about your physical image and not working on your mental image. Talk to a doctor/psychiatrist, get on medication to deal with your depression/anxiety/whatever, find something that relaxes you, smoke weed, just stop fucking whining about it because it is so unattractive.

Fuck I still feel like I'm feeding a troll but this mentality pisses me off, it's easily solved and too many people just wallow in it instead of doing something about it.

>>20376856
DUDE quit being such a sad cunt no girl finds that attractive, its all about confidence

>uglier guys than you get laid

>>20376859
Now I'm just having doubts of you being a troll since you're deleting posts
you know how stupid this makes me feel? I'm pretty confident in my physical appearance and a guy who I can identify as somebody more attractive than me posts his face more than I do but somehow lacks enough confidence to admit he's attractive
jesus fucking christ

>>20376886
shhhh it ok hes annoying

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>>20376875
>you don't get it!
Uh obviously I do, you're just denying it because you apparently won't accept any help unless it's from a girl. That's fucking sad dude, being that dependent on other people's opinions. I couldn't imagine it. Read this shit and tell me if you would find a girl attractive if she was saying the same shit.

I mean fuck I tried but you far exceed the limits of my own medication.

>>20376901
>A 6 is a polite "you're not attractive at all but close so sorry"
holy shit you are so off it hurts

>>20376469
7/10 bad camera angle
>>20376308
6.5/10
>>20376258
8/10 look like a real bro
>>20376212
ifjimcareyandcharliesheenhadababy/10

>>20376901
good god youre not getting any pussy because youre WEAK and mopey not because youre ugly youre a wet blanket you probably repel people with your stubborn pessimism

>>20376359
Better angle
8.5/10 you and your cat are mad cute

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One of my cats, he died like 2 or 3 months ago :( but i dont have photos with my other cats.

>>20376800
>>20376813
>>20376924
thank kind anons u make me smile

>just me walking down the street
>see a girl ahead
>she doesn't even look at me
>"WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU THINK I'M A SEVEN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?"
>she's obviously confused, starts walking a little faster
>"OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T A GIRL JUST TELL ME WHY I CAN'T BE ATTRACTIVE TO THEM"

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>>20376934
post another photo i can't find your photo in the thread

>>20376939
No prob.
Asl?

>>20376932
6/10 sho more of your face and hair! cute cat tho, rip :^(
>>20376947
lel

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>>20376958
see
>>20376772

>>20376965
Every time I tell you you're handsome and have a beautiful smile (I will never forget it) you ignore me.

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>>20376967
There is :) and thanks, he was a great cat u.u

>>20376965
You are so killing my vibe right now please do everyone a favor and get off the internet

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>>20376965
6/10 is a D. That's passing. I'm a straight guy so I can't really comment on how you *look* but you're attitude is shit. You pull a 'woe is me' with the 'I bet it feels wonderful to know that there are people out there that find you attractive.' and the way you bring up suicidal tendencies as though it's a factor in your physical appearance is odd as well

And attached is my photo someone rate me

>Walk into job for interview
>Girl at counter looks at me
>"Hello, are you here for the interview?"
>"Can you tell me why nobody thinks I'm above a seven?"
>"Uh... sir, I can't do that but-"
>"PLEASE NOBODY ON 4CHAN THINKS I'M ABOVE A SEVEN WHY CAN'T THEY JUST TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE THAT I'M NOT ABOVE A SEVEN?"
>"Security please"

>>20376976
If youre suicial and care so much about apperance why the fuck would I point out your flaws

>>20377003
Oh one more thing you'd better be a brit or something because if that's a photo of you on the road with a phone AND HEADPHONES on that all seems like a bad combination

>>20376984
What? I am a girl. At least half of the other people who say they are a girl and say you're ugly are guys fucking with you. I highly doubt I am the only girl in love with your smile!

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>inb4 Jon Snuuuu!

>>20375781
Cole Mohr/10
>>20376052
7
>>20376065
7.5
>>20376139
7.5
>>20376140
6
>>20376182
8.5
>>20376212
7
>>20376258
8
>>20376308
h-hi, 9
>>20376355
7
>>20376359
8 if girl, 5 if guy
>>20376466
8.5
>>20376767
7

Captcha: 420

>>20377003
You've done it >>20377013, you're a 7!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20377019
No it doesnt count if the person who rated him a 7 isnt a girl remember?

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>>20377019
>>20377024

I don't understand what is happening

>>20376974
6.9/10 you seem sweet tho
>>20376995
6/10
>>20377013
7/10 your hair is cute but greasy

>>20376708
yeah, the extra y in "heyy" gave it away big time. not wife material

>>20377037
Soz, my hair is actually still a bit when from a shower.

>>20376847
Patchy fur 2/10 would not pet

>>20377039
Whatever at least I'm hot

>>20377044
wet*

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>The year 2023
>The world is purely based on how other's rate each other with a numerical system of _/10
>Need food? You better be over a 7/10 if you expect to buy it
>Water? Can't even drink if you aren't attractive to every single person in the world
>Don't even think about living in a house if you can't pay your utilities with your physical appearance, fucking 6/10 scum
>Fear for my life because I was rated low in a 4chan thread recently
>Authorities find me sitting on my computer begging for a better rating
>"Stop right there, criminal scum! Everybody knows anything below a 7 is below average and not worth anything to this world!"
>Dragged out of my house while I desperately post one last plea
>Autoload brings up one last post to my eye as I'm ripped from all that I know
>"6.9 need to see moar face to get tru rating"

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>>20377048
Hahahahahahahaha

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>>20377037
>6/10
ayyy lmao thats not bad.

Here's the context to that shot. And yeah my skin is kinda crap i gotta clean my face more

>>20377044
your eyes are like olive green heh

>>20377058
wtf does that have to do w anything tho

>>20377056
o my god

>>20377062
What of it?

>>20377064
Nothing, it relates to me. Also, you're funny.

>>20377066
>You aren't attractive at all
>Want people to tell him he's attractive
>While telling people who aren't ugly that they are ugly and not attractive
Add another shitty trait to that personality you've got there bro

>>20376380
I'm bi and I like fat grills and guys so don't crucify me.

>>20377083
how much money are we talking

>>20377092
lol you dont go outside much do you? you realize that ugly men are with attractive women all the time right?

>>20377099
Just go discuss here
>>20377025

>>20377083
> I'll even PayPal you money if I have to. I'm so desperate

No fucking shit dude i mean come on. This is /soc/ not /tellmeimpretty/ People are giving you their blunt opinions, and some have said you're average. That's it. You look average. You heard it here first except you didnt: you look average.
>>20377092
of course, it's a god damned rate thread everyone here is here because looks are some sort of importance to them but while we're here rating each other you're giving your life story about how it sucks

>>20377100
and yeah, didnt you see that lakers dude? ugly as fuck. And once i was in my car and we drove by some fat ass dude with a 8/10 grill. If you're nice and don't have the victim of life attitude you might find what you're looking for

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>>20377092
>I wouldn't be nearly as bitter if people were willing to help
>mfw I tried to help but you're too fucking full of yourself to accept anything from anybody unless they're a female
>mfw no matter who you talk to, everybody is going to have a different perception of beauty
>mfw you will never be solidly rated above a 7 by every single fucking person in the world

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Hey
Rates in next post

>>20377109
I like you anon, do you want to be frens

>>20377120
6.2/10

>>20377125
I think we already are bby

>>20377120
I take it back youre at least a 7 in all respects but your pointy jaw reminds me of a wood elf

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>>20377132
Neither do I, so I whine about it to a bunch of guys on a website i have for a few hours, and then get over it for a bit.

and to anyone rating here's a shit photo of me

>>20377139
holy shit are you seriously trying to coax conversations out of people by saying you're suicidal?

>>20377139
wtf why me tho pls calm down

>>20377151
TALK TO HIM

>>20377125
btw sry I called u a boy earlier
>>20377151
because in the year 2023, you'll be the sole purpose of who gets to live or die

>>20377150
how old are you? I think you could get pretty decent in your early twenties if you tried

>>20377164
I'll be honest, i was 17 in that photo but I turned 18 about 3 weeks ago mods, alright?

And when you say trying, do you mean just like, taking care of my skin and hair more, or the whole shebang with gym and shit?

>>20377142
>>20377135
Quite cute. Ty for the rate

I like wood elves

>>20377170
No you won't. Nobody rate him seven. This will begin the tragic downfall.
He will see what advice he gets, and improve himself. He will actually be a solid 7 after average. But it won't stop there. 8? seriously? no 8? the cycle will continue. He will be the cock of the walk. True man. The chisled chin and handsome 5 o clock that the ladies and some men have dreamed of..

>but why doesn't it go up to eleven cmon im about to kill myself please tell me

>>20377176
I'm 18, a kissless virgin, and i used to be bullied but i didn't tell the whole world that.

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>>20377176
>you get to help him out
>but you ignore me
I wonder why

>>20377188
I dont have a paypal but if I talk to you on the phone will you buy me clothes and send them to my house

>>20377183
my fucking kek have gone into space from siding too much

>>20377199
LMAOO you're real for this

>>20377199
You may have me mistake with someone else pal

But no. The epistle of 'Gold Digger' in the book of kanye has taught me better.

>>20377172
why not both¿ but rly the gym isnt necessary, chubby guys can def be cute but I think you specifically would evolve like a beautiful pokemon if you gained some muscle

>>20377199
Send me nudes and I'll think about it, I might even consider rating you over a 7 sometime in the future so you can buy a bag of bread in the grocery store

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did you know its 5 am and i dont know what im doing with my life

>>20377212
my number is 5015049816

>>20377213
Excuse me, I thought my ratings were the ones that held the control in this sick world
>>20377212
bro take a xanax and get off your laptop you have serious issues and I dont really want to talk to you because you dont listen to what I say anyway

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>>20377191
>>20377212
>>20377218

>you will never be a 7+
>as time progresses you will maintain a rating of 6.5 and under
>your anger will grow and you will age
>finally, one day, someone on a rate thread will tell you you're a seven
>a single tear will roll down your face, it is time now
>you go running through the streets stark naked, screaming about your rating
>"FINALLY!!! FINALLY I'M WORTHY!!!"
>Women and children gawk and gasp at your nakedness
>Their husbands and male friends shielding their eyes and yelling at you
>You have no worry or concern, you've been waiting for this day your entire life
>You stop to forcibly kiss a woman holding the hand of a small child, accidentally smacking the child in the face with your small but erect penis
>After your generous show of compassion, you scream "YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO BE KISSED BY ME, A SEVEN!!!" before running back home to brag to everyone on the internet who could've ever rated you a 6.5 or less
>The police have been called at this point, you hear the sirens outside your house
>it's your decision- will you, a 7/10, be arrested?
>No. You choose to stick it out until the very end
>You go to post on 4chan about your victory and triumphs of the day, how you showed the world you were worthy
>You refresh the thread out of curiosity
>One response to the comment that said you were 7/10, it's from the same person who gave you the rating in the first place
>"lol just kidding faggot"

>>20377242
You've got another thing coming, kiddo

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>>20377218
Wait a few days, actually smile a bit in the photo, pray nobody gives you shit because they know how you are, and see if there's any change man. The reason she's telling me what could be improved may be because my issues are kinda obvious, like being fat, lets say.

>>20377211
Thanks! I'm a fighter against the most tragic thing on earth, eating too much. Kek

Last image ill post, horrid shot, but my pinkie out makes up for it. Ill start rating now i guess.

>>20377226
do you have kik tho

>>20377258
he does, it's legalizerape420

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>tfw never had a girlfriend
>tfw no cat to keep me company

>>20377257
Feel like if you lost weight, gained muscle and grew a beard you'd get pussy easily.

>>20377258
who me? of course I do, I use to talk to things about people
>>20377262
>I'm literally in pain and am crying
Can you take a picture or I can't believe you
>>20377266
god damnit ankh making me kek the toppest right now

>>20377218
Shave

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>>20377013
7 you look greasy dude
>>20377059
5
>>20377120
7.5
>>20377217
6 lose the beard
>>20377150
6

>>20377268
:'''( this makes me so sad anon

>>20377280
>being sad for someone who guilt trips with "suicide"

>>20377257
I want to hug u

>>20377284
Time stamp or gtfo

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>>20377278
12/10
as in u look 12
personally I can't rate without first pretending I'm your uncle

>>20377284
You can't make your face a 7. It will always be a 5 because that's how faces work.

Plastic surgery will just make things worse than they already are.

>>20377296
fair enough. I'm 18 but have a bit of baby face.

>>20377284
>told to shave to be more attractive
>"So what can I do to be more attractive?"
omfg this has been the best night of my life, I've never been so entertained.
>>20377289
>not clicking my ID to see the other things I've posted in order to get my vapid sense of sarcasm

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Cant fucking sleeeeeep

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>>20377270
Beard? I hadn't even thought far enough ahead on how that'd fit on me.

>>20377278
I'm suprised you rated that second photo more, i thought it looked worse. Oh and nice face, 8/10 dont like the hair so much though but thats my taste

>>20377271
Refer to attachment

>>20377290
:3

>>20377307
I haven't been on soc long but i can tell you that anything i feel offputting about you is your attitude. But you don't give two shits cause I'm a guy anyway. 7/10 honestly but maybe that's a 1/10 in your mental gender adjustment

>>20377312
Top fucking kek

>>20377307
You shave when you shouldn't, when you grow your facial hair out you should shave, your hair is too long and should be cut short but if you cut your hair it's going to look too short on you and you should probably grow it out, also if you need glasses wear them until you actually wear them and then you'll need contacts

>>20377217
CARLOS??

>>20377307
take photo with better lighting imo

>>20377284
Idk you have kind of a baby face?? Like your face hasnt fully matured yet. And your eyes are kind of small. And you have no top lip. Theres nothing you can do about any of that really. Except if you were cool and funny and not a crybaby wiener. Now leave me alone

>>20377297
Not true.
Women: Makeup, hair and skin cleaning
Men: Facial hair, hair and smiling more

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>>20377307
>eyes too far apart
>nose to wide/piggish
>eyebrows too close to eyes/too small
>have you tried smiling?

post pic with timestamp or go somewhere else though, really

>>20377324
>well yeah i read all that and it's constructive, but you're not hot so your opinion is invalid

wait for it hes gonna say it.

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>>20377284
grill here you're a 8.5/10, do u have a kik? i'd love to chat more

>>20377284
You have emo-gonna-turn-into-a-killer stare eyes.
Be happy.
I was molested, beaten, went through fostercare, homelessness, etc... and even I seem to smile more than you.
For fucks sakes man, personality and attitude can go a long way.
I'm not even joking. MAKE yourself happy.

>>20377315
Yeah, it's difficult when it's the weekend and you don't have school tomorrow...

>>20377335
What's wrong with being in school?

>>20377326
fucking kek'd
>>20377324
can I talk to you still or are we over
>>20377321
AY QUE RICO

>>20377339
pls

>>20377342
you've turned it into a shitty quagmire with no solution

>Tell me why I'm ugly or I'll kill myself
>Fuck, I'm ugly and I know why. I'll kill myself.

>>20377342
Do it on cam because why not

>>20377345
ok so hi my name is boxxy
>>20377342
>I want your honest opinion so I won't kill myself, I just need to know what's wrong with me
>Oh shit nigga you gave me your honest opinion, that's not what I really wanted fuck I'm going to kill myself

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>>20373268

>>20377342
goodnight sweet prince

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>>20377348
Seconded

Its almost 6 AM.
What am i doing with my life

>>20377354
Yo I am digging your tomoko pics

>>20377346
Ayy lmao hivemind
>>20377351
8/10 Professional cook or do you just dabble in it? Pretty attractive hobby to be honest, women love men who can cook delicious food.
>>20377354
4th'd because why not
>>20377353
good morning qt. 3.14 ;] I'll stop being a tease, my kik is arbiac
I think that's what it is anyway
>>20377362
>I've been a decent person my whole life and people are evil and unaccepting of my flaws, they are unable to like me. I'm done, I've had enough.
goodnight supreme gentleman

>>20377362
>Making it an accident
You cant make it an accident you retard you'd be faking one, and you are one of the most inconsiderate faggots here if you're going to kill yourself because you affix your whole worth to your appearance, and then you're taking out possibly whole families with you. You fucking asshole.

It's down the road not across the street, get a warm bath going and do it there instead.

>>20377278
you look like you have never touched a boob. something about your face its just really clear you have never touched a boob.

>>20377365
pro ;)

>>20377359
same
>>20377365
thank

>>20377362
Yes you can

>>20377362
btw car accident will definitely lower you down to about a 5.5/10 so wear protective gear if you ever want to be rated above a 7 in the future when your face matures

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>>20377362
HOLD ON A SECOND
WAIT A DAMN SECOND
>decent person
>crashing my car into traffic
you fucking retard


and no you're not taking that one back

>>20377374
you're killing me dude

>>20377362
People say you're some other posting these images and giving them a persona that doesn't belong to the guy in the pic, but I have a hard time believing someone could be THAT autistic and enjoy posting here as a pathetic piece of shit so much. What I'm saying is, you are garbage and to even think driving into traffic will do anything but injure innocent people, then you really are a complete fucking moron.

>>20377372
My ex gf always used to say that
"thank"
bugged the shit out of me

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>>20377360
Thanks man

>>20377362
>making it an accident
>implying that you're guaranteed to die in a car crash
>implying you're even gonna deliver
>still hasn't posted one timestamped pic

get out already

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>>20377380
had that too
he thot he could be a tricky trickster, not today shithead

>>20377386
O im sorry

>>20377395
don't be, almost everything she did bugged the shit out of me we were like a married couple of 30 years but were only together for 5 months

>>20377395
>>20377396
Prove it timestamp your irl face

>>20377396
>Hurr durr look at me I'm retarded
Whatever dude
>Tricks on you jokesters I was only trolling

>>20377403
Sorry other person, clicked you on accident

>>20377404
What this handsome young steed said.

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>>20377396
>"trolled"
>knows he can't deliver when people want to see him anhero/ask for timestamped pics

anyone can look like a whiny faggot on the internet prying for attention y'know

>>20377414
He thinks that pretending to act like a whiny faggot is trolling
lol if you can pretend as hard as that you aren't pretending anymore

>>20377396
>Oh my god I deleted it
>But they'll remember it what can I do? What is a pussy copout worse than 'the whole episode was a dream'? I GOT IT!

You guys have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.

>>20377419
You guys have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment. My I.P. has been traced and will be sent to the authorities, disciplinary action will be mandatory.

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>>20377417
>>20377419
>>20377415

That's it, /thread unless this kid posts a timestamped pic or whoever the hell he is

>>20377425
Post timestamped pic of your real face

>>20377425
You guys have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.

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>>20377425
Why are you still trying to be relevant?

>>20377427
^^^

>>20376965
FUCK OFF BRANDON

>>20377434
You guys have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.

>>20377428
>pull up to mcdonalds drive-thru
>yeah let me get a number 7 meal with a coke
>"haha they think im actually want a 7"
>proceed to pay window
>pay, 7 cents is your change sir
>"stick it up your ass haha"
>proceed to pick-up window
>You guys all have been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.
>drive away without getting food
>haha i so fucking got them

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>>20377438
can't believe there are so many newfags ITT they don't recognise brandon

FUCK OFF BRANDON even if it's not the real one

have a disgusting picture i sent to my girlfriend as a joke because FUCK ANYONE that is brandon or impersonates him

>>20377441
Holy shit I lost it at this shit, fucking top of the keks to you m8

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>>20377431
>disgusting picture
no kidding

>>20377449
fuck i linked the wrong guy. I went to far with this last comment

>>20377450
You have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.

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perhaps the third time on soc, not too sure where to ask this but do brown men/women come here?
Just curious
>pic unrelated

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>>20377449
>>20377450
i dont get why people hate on kissy-lips pictures anyway

life is so srs??

>>20377467
you are not brown

you are pistache

but yeah they come here from time to time

>>20377471
I'm fucking around, you said it was disgusting, i had that pic i loved lying around. I still dont like it but i mean hey

I'm mexican does that count?

>>20377475
wtfs a pistache now

>>20377476

second line directed to
>>20377467
>>20377478

Fuck my 4chan game is off.

>>20377480
no, i meant more like people from southeast asia

7/10 thread commence
>sitting in bus
>a qt.3.14 is next to me
>she smiles lightly in my direction
>I smile back
>Next day
>She's there again
>I decide to sit next to her
>We talk for a while, learn about each other's lives
>Say our goodbyes and off to our own lives
>This goes on for a couple of days until I invite her to my apartment to hang out
>She comes in, already heated up and clutching onto my shirt
>She kisses me and I haven't even said anything yet
>Know what I'm about to do
>Lead her to my bedroom
>Lay her down on my sheets
>My face is an inch away from hers, our breath meeting
>I whisper silently in her ear
>"Do you think I'm a 7/10?"
>"w-what anon? Do you have a condom?"
>"I said do you think I'm a 7/10? If I'm not attractive how will I ever be fit for a woman in this world?"
>"Anon you're being weird"
>"So that makes me below a 7/10? What can I do to improve that?"
>"k I'm going to go home now, maybe I'll... uh see you later"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WHY CAN'T ONE WOMAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY CAN'T WOMEN FIND ME ATTRACTIVE?"
>she's already gone
>I'm clenching the bed sheets in my hands
>a single tear rolls down my face as I mutter
>"I took it too far with that last comment."

>>20377483
Fuck let me hop on the wagon

I'll post in a moment just announcing that this is now a thing

>>20377483
10/10 my sides have been lost

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>>20376065
8/10
>>20376139
7/10
>>20376308
8/10 nice eyes
>>20376974
7/10
>>20377331
8/10 i really like your hair

>>20377518
Watch out dude or I'm going to go too far with that last comment

>walking home at night
>see a shooting star
>wish the hardest i've ever wished that i would become a 7/10
>anticipate the change from 6-6.5/10 to 7/10 the next couple days
>nothing is happening, becoming unsure of myself
>go to mall to ask people why im not good enough or attractive
>people ignore me and look at me funny, some even laugh at me
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE PLEASE HELP ME IM MISERABLE AND I NEED TO BE A 7 PLEASE GOD SOMEONE
>mall security dragging me out of mall
>PLEASE STOP DRAGGING ME AND TELL ME WHY IM NOT A 7
>start swinging at mall cops
>knock one of them out
>real cops on the way
>one coming for me, tackle him and ask him for a rate or ill take his gun
>gives me A FUCKING 6
>take his gun
>shooting random people
>swat arrives
>PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON
>ONLY IF YOU TELL ME IM A 7
>swat team fires
>being mowed down by machine guns and think to myself
>I took it too far with that last comet

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Can you guys rate me and my girlfriend?

>>20377531
>real cops on the way
I don't know why but I absolutely lost it here
>I took it too far with that last comet
FUCKING OMG

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>>20377531
>>20377483
rofl

Am I the witness of a new /soc/ meemee?

or is this standard brandoncore

>>20377536
Nice photo you look great. By the way im sitting here with a gun to my temple and you'd better tell me why I'm ugly #Brandon

>>20377531
Is there a part 2?

>>20377534
6.5/10

Your gf could probably be really hot if she would actually try and put some effort into it and you just look avg

>>20377518
6/10 lose the beanie and take a picture in a better lit area not a pitch black garage wtf

>>20377539
I have 7 out of 10 pills here before I take it too far with that last comment

>>20377536
9/10
damn.

9 out of 10 men take it too far with that last comment, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>20377534
you look like orphans

>>20377536
9/10 vry pretty

>be pharmaceutical doctor
>tumblrina headmates non-cisscum genderfluid asskin comes in
>Hey, i got my rape whistle ready
>disregard comment
>SO I've been looking at your blood pressure, and idont think your meds have been doing you good. I've got this better medicine here
>Well, doc, i hear only 6/10 doctors recommend it
>w-what
>What do you mean
>at this point i pulled off my jacket and revealed my suicide vest i carry everywhere in case i need to noblily kill myself
>She shrieks
>IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF YOU TELL ME WHY 7/10 DOCTORS DONT RECOMMEND IT
>I DONT KNOW ITS JUST KIND OF AVERAGE I GUESS, MAYBE IF IT GOT A DOSAGE LIFT
>I look her in the eye
>hah i troled u mayve i took it to far with that last one

>>20377536
8.5/10 would bang

>>20377560
i'm fucking wheezing from this shit

>>20377560
hahhahaha

>>20377560
6/10 solid effort

>>20377564
if you dont tell me you went to far with this comment i swear to god im going to feel sorry for myself as i drive into 3 SUVs filled with children

>the time is 7:00 am
>about to cook breakfast
>make sure I have 7 eggs, there are 3 left
>throw them away
>qt.3.14 grill is heating up
>crack eggs into skillet
>mixing them up
>fuck, I forgot to put Pam on it
>shit is sticking everywhere
>look at the time, it's 7:08
>scrambling to fix this
>spraying with Pam
>didn't even grab the ham or cheese
>time is 7:10 am
>no breakfast now
>I took it too far with this omelette

>>20373268
1/10 tbh

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>>20377577
>hey john can you take care of my baby
>sure yeah
>hours and beers later i look to the baby

Fuck it I suck at these just post some more funny ones man