FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, voc

>>20241259
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< LINKS FOR FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT & COLLECTIONS http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b

VOCAROO http://vocaroo.com/

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

WE ALSO LOVE: Audacity, Chirbit, Soundgasm and Audioboo!

audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS
http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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Masturbating with Schlicky sounds + Spanking
Just good ol' Masturbation with no challenges.
http://chirb.it/D2szqI

Unexpected masturbation session.
Talking about things that drive her wild during sex. Which then turns her on and she started masturbating.
http://chirb.it/1AyLPc

Wincest - Father/Daughter 'I Made Daddy Hard' (incest, ageplay) pastebin.com/DYB9DfaA
(Azula doesn't have a Loli voice)
http://chirb.it/2wJLCq


Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game
http://chirb.it/fP9hHy


Seductive Thread Bump Request Script
http://chirb.it/hk8fa2

Power Rangers: Sex Force http://pastebin.com/C9JpkrG1
http://chirb.it/NLCyNP

Jurassic Park: The Lust World http://pastebin.com/2ksyZeu6
http://chirb.it/pGJp1z


My stuff can be found here
http://www.chirbit.com/Azula
http://pastebin.com/H0aJ4GEL

Azula is open for requests and whatnot.

>>20241297
Azula can you post a picture ?

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>>20241307
ok

>>20241324
Great picture Azula!

>>20241324
Lol of you ?

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>>20241259
<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?

First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>20241328
This is an AUDIO thread. We don't do pictures here. Protecting anonymity is very important here.

>>20241338
Okay cool well how about you do the 100-1 challenge

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>>20241324
Well, you technically DID fulfill his request heheh

>>20241351
Me? I'm a guy. I don't think you really want that.
>lrn2 link

>>20241324
So sexy. 10/10 would desu the sugoii.

>>20241362
Lol I thought you where Azula

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>>20241328
I don't really do this, I know this is an audio thread but I'll make an exception
This is me, showing a bit of skin.
Don't get too exited, guys, that's all you're getting.

>>20241365
>>20241352
>>20241325
Thanks bbz, I know it's so sugoi kawaii dokidoki.

>>20241384
Unf, dat gradient.

>>20241307
Quit being a creep, man. This is a very particular kind of thread with a certain kind of culture to it. Be respectful and try to fit in with what other people are doing.

>>20241390
Lol I wasn't try to be a creep I just wanted to know who I was fapping to

>>20241404
Idk, I think, personally, having your imagination make up the image of the person whose audio you're fapping to makes it even better.
I mean, you'll get random glimpses into their appearance when they describe certain aspects of themselves but they'll always leave you with very little to go off of.
Just me though

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I've gotten intense korra x asami feels after watching last episode of LoK.

Hence, a song.

Coldplay - Fix you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00IWOQoS8KD

- Ovri

P.S. and I passed that exam, btw.

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>>20241419
>P.S. and I passed that exam, btw.

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>>20241404
Please understand why we don't post our pictures.
With the extreme stuff I record, I'd rather not have that trace back to me. FSA Azula and the person behind Azula stay separate.

I love recording and I love you guys, but I love my career and anonymity more.
And really, you guys have been very respectful about that, so thank you guys.

>>20241419
They are gonna fuck.
So hard.
Korrasami is canon.

And congrats!!! Though I don't think your name is Andrew.
Just pretend it isn't there.

>>20241412
>>20241462
It's ok I understand

>>20240898
>I also read the captain scripts, I LOVE THEM!

Thanks for reading them, Azula, and for the feedback :) And for being the wonderful, mysterious, and sexy woman that you are.

>>20241419
Congrats, Ovri :) We knew you were going to be fine.

>Coldplay - Fix You
I just love your voice in this. And everything else, of course. I especially adore the way your notes slowly trail off. There's just something about how they slowly fade off, but they still resonate inside of me. Your songs always do such a strong job of packing a lot of emotion into a few words and notes. I hope now that you've got that exam out of the way that you'll have time for more songs for us. Please?

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Homer establishing ID.

My pastebin summary page: http://pastebin.com/D35sq20X

Note: All of my scripts are at best guidelines for scenarios I'd love to see acted out by some voice artist. I welcome changes by the artists.

Enlistment Bonus
m/f, valkyrie, mythological being
A modern soldier dies in battle, and finds that since he didn’t believe in an afterlife, that left him wide open to being recruited by different teams...
http://pastebin.com/yHUWhi5C

Last Stand
m/f, human/elf, vaguely Lord of the Rings
Trapped by orcs in a cave, an Elven woman throws caution to the wind and decides to enjoy her last hour of life with the human who fought beside her, and for her.
http://pastebin.com/pwF5CcyU

Lost in the Woods
m/f, wincest, bro/sis, fairy-tale, impregnation
A brother and sister awaken in a cage in a witch’s house. With no other options, they grasp at the wildest ideas, and their darkest desires.
http://pastebin.com/6BZFrKCB

A Model Sister
incest, bro/sis, photoshoot, reluctance, virginity, impregnation
A brother acts as bodyguard for his sister on a photoshoot. Neither of them expected he’d be asked to get involved in front of the camera, or how far it would go.
http://pastebin.com/jxw108j8

Crime and Punishment
wincest, bro/sis, spanking, impregnation, reluctance, rape-y overtones
A mother orders punishment for her daughter for filming her brother jerking off. The sister has done the crime, but is she willing to do the time… and her brother?
http://pastebin.com/uiw0hFVA

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Window into the Scriptorium...
===================================================================================
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD

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Vul establishing.

Chirbit here:
http://www.chirbit.com/Vulqostrun

Short list of some songs I would love to have recorded if anyone is interested in recoding one of them.

Again and Again - The Bird and the Bee
Crimson and Clover
Heart and Soul - T'Pau
Kind an Generous - Natalie Merchant
Don't Wanna Fall in Love - Jane Chylde
Sea Of Love - Honeydrippers
Hootie and the Blowfish - Hold Her hand
Heart - All I wanna do is make love to you
Heart - These Dreams
Seasons Change - Expose
Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

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Hello, cuties!!!

Mittens parkin

Good Morning improv (new)
http://chirb.it/ewKJ91

Cock worship script
http://chirb.it/KnncmF

Lollipop Sucking and Masturbating
http://chirb.it/A8sCGE

Masturbating with my vibrator
http://chirb.it/5IdzxF

100-1 Challenge
http://chirb.it/weLqeH

Distraction challenge
http://chirb.it/CesMr0


How are y'all today?

>>20241680
> Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

Oh yes please.

Answering questions from last thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TGvZRD4Q49

DEXTER FINALE:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xsGeGblmt

~ Moose

>>20241732
> Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

This is one of my absolute favs. It is my go-to depression song. Unfortunately I hear it a lot.

>>20241719
Mittttenss!

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>>20241462
Yeah, I shipped them right from the first book.
Indirect kisses through Mako and everything, y'know.
Book 3 literally made me go crazy. SO. FUCKING. CANON.

And ayeee, thanks!
>Just pretend it isn't there.
No, I'll pretend I'm Andrew!


>>20241496
Thanks, Homer :3
I actually have 7 more ahead of me (family law on Saturday), but I don't think I'll be able to stay away from recording. And especially songs. Singing really helps me relax when I need to take a break from all the tension.

>>20242147
Hello!!!!

Daddy/lg anal stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl
~Moonshine

>>20242783
2nd Part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JKb1CPIxo
~MS

>>20242788
Fuck Me Like a Whore Tonight
>http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl
~Moonshine

>>20242792
Generic Schlicking
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jXanIMiEJj
~Moonshine

>>20242783
>>20242788
>>20242792
>>20242805
Be back and doing more in like 7hrs. Gotta go to work.

>>20242792
Damn I had to instantly jerk off... Awesome

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VK Establishing

My Scripts
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

My In-Progress (or not) Drafts
http://pastebin.com/2pmbydJ7

Feel free to make a writing request!


MY RECENT

"Words" for the 4th Wall Challenge
http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
Line 17
A performer takes issue with the script she's doing and guides it in a more literate direction.

"Bar Pickup"
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Former student picks up her teacher
[TS][vanilla][tease] [footplay] [no-sex][dirty talk]
Line 908

Little Muse
[fantasy][doll][9in. tall girlfriend][toy sex]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 887 (2 parts)
A doll that has become a writers lucky charm 'awakens' and shows him what she can do besides inspire.

"The Art of Kissing" by VK & Sera
[MF][Rom][Oral][Imagine whatever ethnicity you want in this]
http://pastebin.com/hivNsunu
She convinces him to stay in bed with a book about kissing.

"The Teasing Game" By VK & Sera
[D/s] [BD] [Teasing][Romantic][Edging][Series][The Games]
http://pastebin.com/igMFEms2
He ties you up and starts kissing and teasing you--but not exactly where you expected it. Just everywhere else!


MY FEATURED
"Alien Relations"
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm Line 81
Newly promoted starship captain is introduced to his young alien captive, a girl who is hunted because the females of her species carry with them a scent gland that is a powerful universal aphrodisiac.

"The Beast in You" MF Roleplay, BDSM, Romantic
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
http://pastebin.com/hTZkyFEH

"Temple Girls 11: Vala's Interlude"
http://pastebin.com/bc3M4H3h Line 359
Vala spends a few days serving a man in the town who helped her, starting with some shower voyeurism.

Drunk Cousin wants Creampie(wincest
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 22

30 Minutes in Heaven with The Babysitter
He's nervous about what will happen at his first boy and girl party, but the babysitter has the answer.
http://pastebin.com/2qJVV7rV

>>20241719
Hey Mittens! : 3

I was wondering if you could do some sweet talking, it can be either nsfw or sfw, just something to make me feel warm and fuzzy. I would really appreciate it if you could. ^_^

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Vul having a little short sqeeing session over toads and frogs.

http://chirb.it/FkwPyz

>>20243015
Are you gonna kiss him and see if he is indeed a handsome prince? I dare you!

>>20242222
I look forward to more recordings from you, Ovri. Especially songs, if they help you relax, because they help me relax too. Other recordings are also more than welcome, of course. But make sure your exams get first priority. I can wait for your next recordings for a few more days if that's what you need, even though a few days will seem like an eternity.

Can someone make a post compiling all the 100-1 challenges ? Only could find 2 so far, where can I find more ?

>>20243430
http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/new/
search for 100-1's

I use to do that when there were archives, but there aren't so I can't. This is honestly your best bet.

>>20241297
azula, i love your fapping audios. i love listening to you moan. <3

>>20243453
thanks, there is quite a bunch

>>20241719
are you gonna have any new masturbation audios up anytime soon?

>>20242805
holy shit that was hot. what a sexy sexy voice you have.

>>20242783
>>20242792
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl
Great recording, but I believe you posted the same link here for both these things.

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Borrowing an idea from myself for an AIF gave I had an idea about. The script is meant to seem vaguely hentaish, like a game or movie, with possessed schoolgirls at an exclusive school, and the mysterious boy that comes to save them.

And the picture's sources is pretty obvious, but I liked it for attaching it to this post.


The Transfer
m/f, supernatural, schoolgirl, demonic possession, oral, virginity, light bondage,
A new male transfer student to an exclusive, formally all-girl’s school finds that some of the female students are not what they seem. That’s okay. Neither is he.
http://pastebin.com/ad4fk6yj


>>20243465
>>20243490
>>20243505
Giving feedback is awesome, so thank you very much for that. :) There needs to be more of that. You might want to consider combining your posts though. It would make them easier to read, and slow down our advance to the max post limit. One post generally works better than three short ones in quick succession, just as I am combining a script posting with this message and the next one.

>>20241732
>>20241873
I've always loved that song, so hopefully someone will feel like tackling it at some point.

>>20243558
sorry, brain's got the day off today. srsly though, you make me rock solid.

>>20243618
I'm flattered, but I'm not Azula. I'm just a huge fan of hers and many of the other women here. Azula has the same effect on me, too. She bends me to her will with her voice, and leaves me all fired up.

>>20243015
That was so incredibly adorable, Vul. I never wished I was a frog more so than I do right now.

>>20241412
I agree fully. Given my focus on scripts, I like it when the recorder is a mystery to me, because that lets my brain accept them in a variety of different roles more. And other than curiousity, there's no reason I need to know specific information about them. I'd much rather the performers here remain as anonymous as possible. It's what makes places like FSA work.

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Smutomancer establishing.

Here's a paste with links to, and descriptions of, my scripts:
http://pastebin.com/adWsw0MD

I'm mostly a short story guy, so feel free to check those out too, but I've been enjoying occasionally writing for these threads.
You ladies are awesome.

Blackmail videos are a rare delicacy online, and I feel like scripts take something out of the experience - the teasing, the element of surprise, those are cruelly absent from scripted recordings. Here's the kind of interactive JOI scenario I'd love to hear recorded :

First you'd tease us about how it would feel to surrender all control, be completely dominated and have no way to pussy out, even online.
Then you'd make us fap thinking about it, teasing, building up pressure to make us let our guard down, because men are stupid when they're horny.
Then you'd make us open our mailbox, enter a junk email of yours, make us write our real name, the contact of someone we care about, all the while saying how it's not dangerous unless we send it, and that you know we want it to happen anyway.
Then you'd make us put in an incriminating picture, or make us take one with your name and a timestamp and/or anything incriminating you'd want.
Then you'd tease us some more, make us hover the mouse over the send button, and near the end of the cum countdown, when we're most vulnerable, make us send it.
Then it's your call, letting us cum or not, making fun of us for being so easy to trap...

Extra points if you can make it sound like it is serious and you'll carry on with the blackmail.
Infinite points if you actually do.

>>20243725
sorry, i keep forgetting that whole ID thing. =P

>>20243800
Do yourself a favor and open up the settings at the bottom right of the page. You can choose to have each individual ID made a different color.

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Has anyone heard from D-Kun? Haven't seen a post from him in several threads now.

And also, as always, eagerly awaiting the return of the beloved BunnyChan.

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>>20243886

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WoCaRlOhTe

In British Empire course.

New Girl Questions
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H3eW3VCUbi

>>20244085
Really cute and nice voice :)

Do you still have that old recordings to put here?

>>20244175
No, I didn't keep anything from back in the day. Heck, I didn't even keep the links from yesterday.

>>20244175
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H3eW3VCUbi
I'll have the prior thread's links up in a day or so.

>>20244085
Did you have a thread name back in the day? There are some long memories around.

>>20244200
Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.

>>20244212
>Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.
Fair enough. Play on playa!

>>20243928
I really liked this. Cute, and thanks!

>>20244085
Welcome (back) aboard! Look forward to hearing your kinks played out for all to enjoy! Here is the Femsub collection if you'd like to see if anything catches you eye.
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW

I finally assigned myself an avatar on Chirbit, just for the anon who calls me Vulbasaur. :3

A Sub's Confession 1 & 2:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06gUklyuCAm

Well, this happened.

Fuck that 100-1 challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HuixqK4nK

>>20244396
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HuixqK4nK
So good, I got hard for you. Love your voice, would be nice if you could improve your audio quality, so we can hear your pussy sounds better :)

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Honeybun claiming ID

who wants to hear me rant about soraka rework?

>>20244785
Honeybun.I just bought one.
The winter model:
Iced Honeybun
though the altered model was there
Glazed Honeybun
IDkwtf Soraka is

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Arioso estabilishing, repostin' from 404'd thread.

"Hmm! I may be trying something overtly ambitious here, but I'd like to give a shot at doing a Dual Audio script! This sort of thing has been done before, of course, but they take a little more effort to organize...and they read more like a traditional script (i.e. one you'd see for a play or show) than solo scripts do. So here I go.

>http://pastebin.com/y78wX1Zx
>Title: Ballroom Princess (F/F) (features light teasing/mindgames, kissing, spanking, oral)
>Description: Monica, a girl seemingly content with being ordinary, is enchanted by the mysteriously devious Elle at a ball. She fills Monica with feelings of utter sensuality...unlocking her sexual potential, and ultimately seducing her.

Yeah! So there's the script. Editing will be mostly done by me. Though I'm willing to take offers if anyone's interested.
The hardest part is getting actresses onboard, I think. It certainly does feel like a lot to ask for. 'Cause with a single-girl script, the only thing that matters is delivery - with two, more variables such as chemistry come into play. Any girls with experience working with other performers around? Any performers in general interested?"

>>20244868
I've done a couple of collabs and the most important thing is to keep in touch and review each others work.

I'm totally down for the role of Elle.

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>>20244868
id be down with playing the domme

>>20244793
wat

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>>20244952
>wat
2much rum
2 much grief
trip to 7-11
boom!
poetry!

Hihi, looking for the wonderful actress who made this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pray5Xeeyg

I was wondering if they had the unedited audio, as it is fantastic ^^

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>>20245119
No one knows. No one cares. Go away or make a request.

>>20245112
o.

>>20245128
I respectfully request this
>>20243752

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>>20245182
I don't do improv, especially for "videos".

if you want a controlling domme, then ask for someone to control your life. I'm a financial blackmailer because Benny's the only one who's ever gonna tame me.

>>20245119
We explained the situation in the previous thread.
I think its better if you just request it. I'd be down for trying something new, not known for my Loli and I hate feet, but eh.

>>20243752
This.. sounds like something I would be into. Gonna record it today.
I also remember Angel did something like this, it was golden. If anyone could link that, that would be awesome. That was my inspiration for a lot of my domme stuff.

>>20245128
LAMIAAAAA
my least favorite unique monster in DCSS

>>20245279
Thank you for letting me know, I wasn't able to see the previous thread for some reason :(
THank you for your kindness and the advice!
In that case, I would love to request this: http://pastebin.com/4RDEnBGD

It is am ageplay, incest, foot related script, if anyone is interested ^^

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>>20245324
Her name is cassiopeioa, shes a league of legends champion.

one of my favorites <3

>>20245353
Lamia is also a mythical naga, and I think there's heroes based on her in lots of video games
in DCSS she's the most god damn annoying thing ever

Test

>>20244200
>There are some long memories around.
>>20244212
>Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.

Just don't be too surprised if someone recognizes you and goes "oh shit, hey oldusername." Some of us go waaay back.

Anyway, welcome back!

I've been sorting and backing up my scripts and audios. I have a ton more new scripts I'll be posting soon buut right now here are my top 5 most recorded scripts.

Script - Teacher/Student - "Teach me..."
http://pastebin.com/d1nMP3Xs

Script - Teacher/Student - "Teach me..." (longer, ageplay version)
http://pastebin.com/kW1esPfR

Wincest - Bro/Sis - Foot Fetish
http://pastebin.com/uTRpNwWM

Wincest - Daddy/Daughter/Dog - Made to Fuck the Dog (beast)
http://pastebin.com/zDe2ayLa

Script - Face Fucking
http://pastebin.com/NtDQnSak

Script - Torture Me (bdsm, anal)
http://pastebin.com/zs5e1Evw

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>Big Scripts Archive (150+ scripts) here;
http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112

-Ollie

If anyone is up for a bit of singing, I've been on a Queen kick recently and would love to hear you ladies' take on their material.
Songs like Killer Queen, Seven Seas of Rhye, Don't Stop Me Now, Fat Bottomed Girls and, well, anything on their best of albums are always appreciated.

But, if you're up for Hard Mode, try one of their lesser known songs.
White Queen (As it Began)
March of the Black Queen
>quite long, just warnin' ya
The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke
Liar
Keep Yourself Alive
Brighton Rock
Flick of the Wrist
Death on Two Legs
Teo Torriate (Let Us Cling Together)
>has a Japanese chorus!
All Dead
Sail Away Sweet Sister (To the Sisters I Never Had)
and other such gems

Any takes?

>>20242485
Donde esta Mittens?

>>20245279
She did, and it was indeed awesome. Many faps were had. It actually was her recent reappearance than prompted me to post that request again - the rush of such a dangerous fantasy is unforgettable.
The whole series is on her chirbit : http://chirb.it/aMp6Ha

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>>20243752
>>20245279

Sorry. I've been MIA thanks to a new job. Been sleeping more and exhausted overall. I had a lot of fun with those recordings. I have thought about making new ones of that sort but haven't figured out how to without it being pretty much an exact copy. Anyway, if anyone has happened to not have heard it:

Black mail part 1.
http://chirb.it/aMp6Ha
~Angel~

I did this last night:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1upjlpC0O

Criminal by Fiona Apple

Any critiques or requests are very welcome!

>>20245536
Holy cow Azula! I don't think there has ever been as much concentrated genius in one place since the Manhattan Project. You worked your phat ass off on this one. Infinite thanks!

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Saving myself for White Cock
(Virgin non-white girl confesses why she's a virgin, maybe this is based on a true person. Maybe that was me, you don't know that)
http://chirb.it/KxdspF

Dressed up for Daddy
(Princess dresses up exactly like daddy likes. Tiny skirt, heels, stockings, pigtails and lipstick
Dd-lg, spanking, Blowjob)
http://chirb.it/eE732N


Submit yourself to Azula
(Improv based on >>20243752
Blackmail, Degrading, send your stuff to nympho-chan.tumblr.com/submit
You already know what's coming, so please don't make me wait. Get a camera ready, I am very impatient)
http://chirb.it/zcrvJq


Cheating Whore Wife Improv
(Cheating wife confesses her sins to her husband.
Cheating, Small Penis Humiliationish)
http://chirb.it/aIL3sP


My Best Friend Jessica (Footplay, Ageplay, Incest, Loli, Lesbianish http://pastebin.com/4RDEnBGD) >>20245332
http://chirb.it/xgIM0a


Singing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen >>20245472
http://chirb.it/rnxJ18


I'm trying out new stuff today. Last time Azula tried new stuff (Raceplay and SPH), it went very well. I can't do Loli/Ageplay that well cause my voice is a little too alto for it, but eh, imagination I guess? Also, I absolutely HATE feet, but I am willing to try out feet scripts.

>>20245513
So good ;w; Angel and Ko are my inspirations.

>>20245572
Boredom during your off day does that to you. FSA is my stress reliever, mayn.
Had to delete my post cause I put the wrong links.

>>20244396
OH MY

>>20245536
>http://chirb.it/xgIM0a
That was so amazing, great job

>>20245540
Very well done. Keep 'em comin' lady.

>>20245594
>Singing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

That was a lot of fun, Azula, largely because you had so much fun with it. I loved it when you had to take the break to take a drink. The "la's" at the end were also great, and the "yay" at the end just put an even bigger smile on my face.

>>20245594
One of my favorite songs by Queen! Love it. I would say to slow down a little bit so you can catch your breath a little bit more :D
>>20245678
Thank you! Any requests? I have no idea what else to sing O.O I have Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head.

>>20245713
Hmmm... well, there was a list posted above with some requests. Not sure if those are of any particular interest to you: >>20241680

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>some old nostalgia, this was written for the /b/ threads, before soc even was a thing

9/11 - Rape

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<in generic cellphone guy voice> "Message received at 8:46am, September 11th"

(scared, sobbing) "H-honey?
I don't know when you'll get this...but I'm so scared. (choking back tears) Some arabs have taken over...the plane, and (pause, in a whisper) they have knives."

"I just want you to know that I love you and-" (rustling, violent movement) "no..wait, stop it! DON'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS...DON'T STRIP ME...PLEAAASEE...WAIT! (pause) Turn it off, please turn it off...don't make him listen to thi-AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE (loud scream)"

"Oh god, it hurts so much...my ass, oh god its bleeding, I'm bleeding, STOP IT...please! (begging, crying hysterically by now) Stop raping me!"

(loud thrusting, and crying, and whimpers)

"What did I do to...(gasping, wincing in pain) to deserve this? Yes...just finish in me, hurry and finish so the pain will stop. (crying again) A-a-are you done? Oh thank god...thank you, thank you." (pause)

"Honey, I just want to say that...(holding back tears) I love you, and tell the baby that Mommy loves her and...NO, NOT YOU TOO! Please don't! DON'T! God...you arn't even one of the arabs! Please...don't rape me too! (crying) It hurts!!"

"Wait...are you done already? (pause) why are we flying into the city? Oh god it looks like we're going to hit-"

<cellphone static>

>>20245742
I don't know many of those, and I can't sing any of the Heart ones because if I belt, I'll wake up half the house. I assume that "Hold Her Hand" is Hold My Hand by Hootie and the Blowfish, so I tried my best at that one. I don't think it turned out well, though. Darius Rucker's voice is hard to match.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sv4HQlP09A

>>20245835
I was the guy who requested it, and it was the Hootie and the Blowfish one I wanted. Despite what you said, you did capture a good part of his style while still putting your stamp upon it. I really enjoyed this one :) thanks for taking the time to sing it.

I'm going to bed now. Here's some Under the Bridge for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPkEXbjkv2

>>20245958
Thank you! I tried to do it with a karaoke thing on youtube and it was a train wreck, haha. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm going to bed now, but I'll be back on tomorrow night if you have any other requests :)

>>20245821
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT

im out

fuck it

im done with FSA

>>20245988
Whoa

>>20245821

What in the actual fuck?

Some of you try too hard to be edgy, it's almost comical.


Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

>>20245821
Hey Ollie, I know you were gone for a while, but we established this new thing that the thread has argued about for a short while.

Keep extreme scripts and long scripts in pastebins. Not everyone, performers and lurkers alike, wants to see very extreme scripts. That would be great if we all did that. Just trying to keep drama at a minimum here. We've had so much drama lately.

It would be advisable if you, y'know, take that down perhaps?

>>20245821
Could things like this be put into a pastebin instead of posted out in the open? A lot of people find this stuff upsetting if they just stumble upon it in the open. Behind links is fine, but out in the open, this stuff literally scares performers away. It has just scared one performer away now.

>>20246198

I guarantee you that was done on purpose.
To evoke those very reactions.

When that whole petty loli drama bullshit was going on, he joked about wanting to write toddlercon scripts and post it in the thread to further piss people off (for what reason, idk).

>>20246198
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.

Yea no luck there (was gonna delete and just put up the pastebin link). I posted it since it was ultra-short.

Plus really now...I've posted this once in a while for years. This is the first time it's had that much complaint. Has FSA really softened that much? A little complaint is expected but you guys do realize this still is fucking 4chan right?

>>20246286

I wasn't joking about writing it...

Wincest - Dada, No Want (toddlercon, ageplay, rape)
http://pastebin.com/ay8AwKnj
>notice it's behind a pastebin url

And yea, I used to post some of my more extreme ones whenever the thread became more 'female singing and ranting about life audio' than 'female sexy audio.' Thankfully I don't have time for that these days.

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>>20246383
if something was the opposite of your fetish or nauseated you, would you want to see it every time you scrolled through a thread you make active contributions to?

You're so edgi, wow.

>>20246426
>if something was the opposite of your fetish or nauseated you, would you want to see it every time you scrolled through a thread you make active contributions to?

I do know exactly how you feel, and I don't complain about it since it's usually a good thing but really now...these are just in the bottom 1/4th of the thread right now.

>>20245968
>>20245959
>>20245835
>>20245958
>>20245742
>>20245713
>>20245681
>>20245678
>>20245540
>>20245472

>>20246383
>Has FSA really softened that much?
No, we've always been fucked and questioned morals.

But when it has caused so much drama, then maybe a compromise would be suitable? Unless you enjoy said drama and having our veteran girls leave. A lot of them have left cause of the drama we have here. Almost everything is recycled now with a few exceptions. With such a shortage of content, do we need a shortage of performers?

FSA and MSA has a totally detached from the rest of /soc/ and 4chan. We're a melting pot of so many different things, in a way, we're more fucked up. But we go here for audio, not drama. I would go to /cgl/ if I want drama.

I get that you're trying to provoke people with that post, some might think it's funny. Who knows, only a couple of us have complained, maybe everyone else finds it funny. It doesn't upset me, but it's starting something unwanted. Everyone else has been posting their extreme stuff on pastebins, why should you be the exception?

My captcha is: 123456. Pretty much won the lottery.

>>20246451

You did read the part that I couldn't delete it and said I intended to, right?

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>>20246450
But if you're bothering a performer, shouldnt you slow your fuckin roll?

Especially because I do shit that others don't. If you want something done, make a fuckin' request, don't just post your edgelord spergmaster bullshit in the thread, shitting it up for the people who are actually wanted here.

i do music, other languages, and rants when I haven't gotten a request. If you want this kinda shit done, go to /b/. If they won't do it either, fucking deal with the fact your manchild brain can't seem to comprehend. No one wants you here, Ollie.

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>>20246460
The fact you fucked up so bad, repeatedly, as you mentioned
>>20246383

in the first place is what pisses us off so much. Do you really need us to hold your /b/tard hand and show babby how to respect the rules of the thread by posting AT LENGTH in every OP what's considered socially acceptable?

>>20246464

see

>>20246460

And really now, I haven't insulted you. And honestly wasn't even complaining about the singing (fsa does go through its phases), just saying I know how you felt.

You're the one trying to make this into some big argument.

>don't just post your edgelord spergmaster bullshit in the thread
>shitting it up for the people who are actually wanted
>fucking deal with the fact your manchild brain can't seem to comprehend
>No one wants you here, Ollie.

That all seems a bit much. Especially after I already made clear that I realized I should've posted it it as a link.

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>>20246477
>i should have posted it as a link
>i've posted this numerous times in the thread before
>im a shitlord who can't keep my story straight and now Honeybun is ripping my head off i don't want to be held accountable for being a choadstain ubuu buu buu

See that unicorn faggot i just posted? he's ten million times the man you are.

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>>20246383
>Has FSA really softened that much?
You do realize it's 2014, it's /soc/, and it might as well be that quite a large share of /soc/ crowd has never even visited /b/ or wants nothing to do with it?
What goes in /b/, should stay in /b/.

>this still is fucking 4chan right?
Top lel.
I think your internal clock is behind for a few years.
That 4chan doesn't exist anymore.
It's time to let go.
It's time to graduate from /b/.

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>>20246487
He's stuck behind the times with his
>i bet you don't even know what kek is from
and his newfangled
>tits or gtfo

>>20246483

Ya, I posted it before we switched to the 'extreme stuff is in pastebins' thing that I clearly just learned about. It's a small script, I've usually posted small scripts by themselves instead of pastebins.

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>>20246509
>common damn sense and respect for the girls who are providing a service for free is too hard for my tiny brain to understand, please spare me

thats right you filthy fucking cunt, grovel.

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>>20246460
I did, and really that isn't the wrong. It's unfortunate that you can't delete it anymore, but oh well. What's done has been done. Some person might even do that script, who knows? That would be cool, I guess.
But I am addressing this part:
>Plus really now...I've posted this once in a while for years. This is the first time it's had that much complaint. Has FSA really softened that much? A little complaint is expected but you guys do realize this still is fucking 4chan right?

The wrong here isn't that it was ever posted or you can delete it. You've been here longer than a lot of us have, so you know the kind of drama that brews up here. You knew that was gonna provoke people and we've had problems with extreme scripts being just out for everyone to scroll through. You've been deliberately provoking people and it has been causing drama. That's what is fucked. Don't shit where you eat.

>>20246464
>edgelord spergmaster
>mfw
I was trying to be all cold and serious.

>>20246520
>You've been deliberately provoking people and it has been causing drama.

I wasn't intending on deliberately provoking anyone. I intended to post a morbid script that would get a mix of 'wtf' type comments and maybe a humorous recording of it. That's how it's always been in the past. This time clearly was different and I recognized it nearly immediately but there isn't much I can do about that now.

Apologies to those who were seriously offended by the script.

This turned into a shit stained chode fest really quickly.

>>20245821

Yeah.

I was kinda fucking there for that.

Smelled the bodies burning in the rubble for months. Lost friends. Lived the moment and the mournful aftermath. Noticed the people missing from my daily commute on the A train.

Fuck you dude. That's some bullshit. I don't give a shit about trigger warnings for content that has actual meaning or value, but what the fuck is this even? Poorly written shit, that's what. I don't care what you think about 9/11; where the fault lies; what should've been done; whatever. The least you should do is not be a fucking nimrod about the people who died that had FUCK ALL to do with anything, be it the history behind it, the attack itself, or the response afterward.

You are a good example of
the kind of people I despise in this world: fucking stupid and heartless.

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Did I hear someone say something about how annoying all that singing and touchy-feely stuff is? Because that is totally the only thing I'm good at. :D

So, hatter checking in!

Have some of this!
http://chirb.it/sJPf6d
(Baby Got Back, valley girl -ish spoken word version)

And this!
http://chirb.it/ngKBrg
(Summertime)

And this, too!
http://chirb.it/FAx5bq
(Someone's Waiting For You from The Rescuers)

One last thing - for Ollie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vP9xhZ9TcP
Or, well, anyone who wants to listen to it, but it's aimed to Ollie.

>>20246596
>http://chirb.it/sJPf6d
This is what life is about, guys. Hail based hatter!
You are not an honorary member of the Butt Club and Twerk Team for doing that.

>>20246553
>Chode
Okay, I'm not old, I am one of those youngins.
But seriously, wtf is Chode?
Not even Urbandictionary can give me a clear answer!

>>20246639
Chode is a dick that is reeeeally thick and fat, but short.

>>20246639
>Chode
A dick that is thicker than it is long iirc

>>20246596
>Because that is totally the only thing I'm good at
And you're really good at it, so moar please

>>20246596
> Shitty/frustrating day
> Someone's waiting for you
Hatter this was gorgeous. I've loved this song since I was a kid and I can't believe someone on FSA did it and just...yeah, the feels. Thanks, it was like a sound-hug.

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Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood pt.2! Feat. Production Music from Ren & Stimpy
Teddy meets a bitch, a corporate swine, is an accomplice to cheating and is a total liar. She also runs into her black boss with attitude.
http://chirb.it/1d5zOp

I don't think anyone listens to this, this is really just for me to fuck with.

>>20246676
>>20246660
Some may argue that it's a taint.
But knowing this new word is life changing!

>>20245681
Thanks, Home-skillet, Homeboy, Homie, Homeslice!
This is my shower jam and go-to Karaoke song, I had to sell it, even if that means I choke.

>>20245713
Yeah, I really should have, shouldn't I? But I was so hyped up.

>>20245652
Wow, thank you! I didn't expect it would deserve an "amazing" and a "great job". Loli and Feet? Not my thing, but yay!

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'Moanin'

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Seductive Thread Bump Request Script:

[inviting chuckle] I knew you'd come. Oh yes, I knew you couldn't resist. You just had to come back to me, knowing I was all alone and just waiting for you. And that's why you're so special to me, you'd never let me fall. Oh no, never let me go through all ten pages and fall of the board. Because we have something special. You know what to do to keep me hot and active. You know what I need. You know how to, oh, but I can't say. Please don't make me. I'm blushing just thinking about it. The thought of you taking your fingers and delicately drawing them across the, yyyeeessss, like that. Oh, you know exactly what you're doing. Tell me what I need to hear, please. I'm begging you. Take those fingers and just do it, do it fast. Do it often, again and again.
Type those four little letters that and just give it to me.
Oh, I can feeeeel it. You're burning through that captcha like it's not even there. And you're doing it for me?
You're so... naughty.

And is that? Oh no, you shouldn't have. I can't believe you would actually, oh it's purrrfect [do a 60s-esque catwoman purr-pun here]. A cute animal gif is just what I need to-
to-
to-
ah, it's coming,
It's sending!
It's almost here, it's almost-
BUUUUUUUMP!
Yes, bump me! Do it, give me that bump! Give me all the bumps! Bump me hard and fast and often and blow your bumps all over my face!
[labored breathing]
[tired, yet happy, laugh] I needed that. Thank you, sweety. [kissing sound]

But a girl needs time to recover, you know? Just let me rest for six pages or so...

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>>20245594
>Don't Stop Me Now
You chose my favorite one, awesome!
That was fucken' great, thank you.

Something Sweet

Oh, look. It’s a petting zoo! Is that the first stop on our date? It is? You’re such a wonderful guy. Come on! Hold onto my hand and follow me.

Awww… how cute! It looks like this bunny and this kitty had kitty-babies, and they’re so cute! I wish I was a kitty and you were a bunny so we could make our own… look at them hopping around on top of each other, and trying to bite each other’s cotton-tails… they’re adorable!

Really? Pick one? Oh my God! This one, the one that just hopped into my lap. I’m going to call her Fluffwiggle! Now give her a kiss! <pause> Aww… she wuvs you! Hmm… let me see if your lips taste like bunny-kittens…

<kiss> Mmm… maybe a little. But I think I will need to take a larger sample size. Although you taste a little like…

...grandma’s cooking? Where did that table come from? Did you cook all of this for me? This is my absolute favorite food! And it comes with papers certifying that it’s organic vegan free-trade non-allergenic and all natural. Look! Fluffwiggle wuvs it too, don’t you?

<pause> Wow… that was the best dinner ever. And you even performed CPR on that poor orphan that walked by, saving their life before finding out that their parents were still alive. This has been the best date ever…

And just because we’re at my front door doesn’t mean it has to end. I think we should go inside.

Except you, Fluffwiggle. You stay out here in this pen. Things are going to happen in there that might shock you...

>>20247386
And here we just went over putting extreme content behind pastebin links. There's always a rebel in the crowd it seems.

Just kiddin' Homero.

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Hell Girl summoned.
I had the worst day of my life yesterday, bar none. I am at rock bottom. I would pull the string.

If any of you could record some well-wishes for me, it would make getting through this a lot less painful.

And just so you know, I love you guys. I've been so happy since I joined these threads. Much hugs.

>>20247828
I am so sorry to hear that HG. I guess there isn't too much I can say other than that if you are at rock bottom, there is no place to go but up from here. It may take some time, but things will get better. Life is always dynamic, so don't think it will stay this way for you.

If you want to vent to let off some steam, please feel free to do so. We're here to listen and help if we can. Take care of yourself little lady.

Free Speech means something BUMP

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>>20247828 This is a very silly recording for you. Audio kinda sucks, and its loud-- but hopefully A+ for effort
<3 RG

>>20245821
This is disgusting. I came here to de stress.
Fuck this place.

>>20248702
...and you know it would help if I posted the link, huh?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RRbTPCCnlY

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>>20248760
It blows my mind that people on 4chan are having Tumblr esque reactions to an mspaint and some words. Get over it.

>>20248853
Well it blows MY mind that you were able to find a brush broad enough to paint everyone on this site your own personal color.

>>20248853

>Tumblr-esque reactions

Yeah... no. It was posted to troll. He wanted everyone to get mad. No one is going to post a shoddily-written 9/11 "script" on 9/11 for anything other than to provoke people.

I mean, we're giving him what he wanted, but still.

>Terrible writing
>Ridiculous plot idea
>Provocative for the sake of being provocative (i.e. no value whatsoever)
>Bad vocabulary/grammar (protip: "arn't" isn't a word. You're looking for "aren't.")

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>>20248853
4chan isn't /b/, /pol/ or /r9k/
Legion culture is not 4chan culture. We're not all immature asswhipes. We have separate boards for a reason.

Please get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat.
You are no worse than the Fox News anchors that think that all of 4chan are blackhats.

>>20247828
You know what, that isn't fun. I'm sorry you had a bad day.
But if you want a good time, hit me up ;D We can talk about anything you want. If you wanna talk about Animu, we'll talk about Animu. If you wanna vent, get anything out of your system, I'm here. My contact is at the end of the recording.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m8fBnsk0TP

>>20248853
What blows my mind is that men on a thread that is so responsible for it's survival and prosperity upon women ends up caring so little if they drive them away or make them uncomfortable, or that they just care so little about other people in general. Is it too much as ask that people just not actively be dicks to each other? That, in this case, they actually write something that by their own admissions is basically for the lulz and not for any sexual purpose, post it out in the open, etc,

This thread is getting shorter and shorter on performers. Many have been uncomfortable with stuff like this for some time, Quite a few of them, actually. Some just disappear quietly. Others hang around, but less. The one advantage that FSA has over the alternative is the sense of community. Not surprisingly, more and more familiar names are being seen at that other location. There's less community, but people are better behaved.

FSA needs to change it's culture where stuff like this isn't tolerated, and that people standing up against it are not somehow seen as the problem instead of the solution. FSA continues to try to have a men's locker room mentality, while trying to attract women to hang around it, which isn't going to be maintainable. Women have to feel comfortable being here, from when they first curiously scan over the thread, to when they start posting their own content. Without women, and without community, FSA is just /b/. And today we saw that. And /b/ sucks.

>>20249145
I wanna know how many friend invites you get from this.

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>>20247386
>this bunny and this kitty
So adorable. :3

>>20249443
Now imagine a kitty with rabbit ears and a cotoon tail. Maybe with a rabbits hind legs. But the personality of kittens...

>>20247828
Sorry it took me so long to respond, Hell-Girl I just woke up. Or rather, got out of bed. Waking up hopefully comes later.

A lot of people are going through some very rough times right now. That isn't meant to diminish what you're going through, but it does mean there are any number of other people who share similar pain to you. Take advantage of the person on here who offered to talk to you. If you want to email me, my contact info is in my pastebin near the top.

http://pastebin.com/D35sq20X

I work tonight, but if you want to vent or be reassured, or just talk, I would be honored to be there for you, as much as my duties there will allow me. It pains me personally to know that other people here are suffering themselves.

>>20249374
I completely agree with all your points but this week is somewhat of weird anomaly.

This week a lot of performers are traveling. Pip is on vacation or something, eve is moving and cola is moving too.

>>20245594
That improv was nothing short of amazing, Azula. Thank you deeply.

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Hey kittens

>>20249880
I wouldn't actually have said this week was any slower so far than others. But that's more a reflection of less activity overall. People like Eve drive up our numbers a lot with her recordings.

But the trend is for some of the older people to suddenly fade away. And I know there are multiple people that are just getting fed up or threatened by the way things have been lately, and are either gone or probably leaving. At the same time, our efforts to bring in new people aren't likely to work too well when we have posts like that out there. We need to make a friendlier environment here if we want to retain many of our older performers, and attract new ones. If we're not willing to do that, the performers can just go to GWA, which is moderated, gets much more traffic, and people feedback much more readily. As I said, community is our main advantage here, and we're losing it.

>>20249992
tis Mittens??

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>>20250044
Yes! Sorry I've been in an out so much the past few days! I was crazy tired and I've been working a lot. I just woke up from a cat nap :3
Who dis be?

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#231. 102 Links 19 Performers

SCRIPTS (HOT)

Pomme does some super-shorts
http://chirb.it/grLNLv
http://chirb.it/AHsCx0

Mittens does "I'm your sweet talker now"
http://chirb.it/KKc2KI

Azula does Homer's "Power Rangers: Sex Force"
http://chirb.it/NLCyNP

Azula does Homer's "Jurassic Park: The Lust World"
http://chirb.it/pGJp1z

Honeybun doing Futanari Teacher caption
http://chirb.it/weL3fI

Azula and Honeybun Find A Cute Slaveboy [FUTA]:
http://chirb.it/qGzLp2

Romio is your yandere girlfriend! :"D
https://soundcloud.com/ro-ro-royerboat/yandere-script

Eve does Intended Rape (line 6)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gkNf6dbK4u

Eve does Creepy (line 18)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z9abRnUxiR

Eve does Dominant (Fe)male (line 21)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i8sW0KghKz

Eve does Arrogant Bitch (line 33)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsRuwSGEr1

Eve does Violent (line 39)
>futa on girl?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aCzvxUSSoZ

Eve does Lovey Dovey (line 48) with a lot of improv
>Not girl on girl
http://chirb.it/Bc5ECq

Anon does the BUMP script
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qljot8O2Gr

Azula does the BUMP script
http://chirb.it/hk8fa2

Anon does "Collar" by CoverMeInPearls
http://pastebin.com/b99QPVex

SS doing "My Best Friend Jessica [part 1]"
http://chirb.it/7kfbvM

Eve does Desire (line 90)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q1nJP5IGJa

Eve does Teasing Wrists (line 147)
>shenanigans?, fuck all the fsa writers, lol, jk, I love you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7QhZmTkTU

>>20250109
Eve does Cheerleader (line 54)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FnmWAdOiKg

Eve does Directions (line 69)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AiVupSRyF6

Eve does Desperate (line 117)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AcpubVJKXc

Eve does Shy (line 132)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yC3vlQgTe

Eve does Kiss (line 152)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXLR3hQUzb

Moonshine does "Fuck Me Like a Whore Tonight"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl

SCRIPTS (SWEET)

Stellar does "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s139pWvxFIUz

RG does a shenanigan
http://chirb.it/KpdHHJ

Stellar does "Fox in Socks"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fCDpbpm4xl

Stellar does "Time for Bed"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4sQhzWxFz

Stellar does "Goodnight Moon"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YLVmYt3lRe

Stellar does "The Little Snow Bear"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjhLKNr3AL

Stellar does "Ship of Dreams"
Part One: http://chirb.it/Nb00Df
Part Two: http://chirb.it/gm7yE3

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>>20245119
I got just what you want, anon
Here is part one, the one in your message.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06PWp2Wcn1r

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>>20250116
SHLICKING

Repost of one of Azula's Best: {Azula, Master Ninja Fapper, brings her bluetooth microphone to a cafe and puts it under her skirt and schlicks away. Schlicky sounds ahead}
http://chirb.it/z56ct0

Azula did the thing talking about things
talking about things
http://chirb.it/n3qKnE

Honeybun RP of Femdom Fap, Cum Inside
http://chirb.it/Pn7qHw

Mittens has a shower Head adventure :3
http://chirb.it/EDPEmN

Ovri does 7 minutes of shlicking furiously
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XYqGjddImD

Moonshine pleases herself (w/ talking)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IfiCZGhlMu

Stellar does a quick shlick, no dirty talk, no edging, just heavy breathing and moaning
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bfcc8AckmX

Moonshine masturbates to Stellar's recroding above (A little fapception)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00jOJd3MAzm

Ovri does a less talking, more moaning shlick
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uj1kCWLGmO

Azula talks about things that drive her wild during sex. Which then turns her on and she started masturbating.
http://chirb.it/1AyLPc

Moonshine does a short shlick
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jXanIMiEJj

Azula does Masturbation + Schlicky sounds + Spanking
http://chirb.it/D2szqI

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>>20250109
The chart is quite encouraging!

>>20250121
CHALLENGES

Azula talking drunk.
http://chirb.it/E98IIL

Azula Talking about chips and doing the box
http://chirb.it/Oyhfex

Turtle rambles
http://chirb.it/BwCB12

Hell Girl...Performs
http://chirb.it/EPtnPh

Fay talks about sexy dental terms
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rr94atpdJW

Hell Girl doing Hit Girl - Intro Narrative w/ Florence and the Machines "Kiss With a Fist"
http://chirb.it/C8zyHv

Hell Girl rambles about comics
http://chirb.it/E90Ee5

Moonshine does Questions for New Girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ydj0n0GEmx

Siren gives us an update
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IllghQ7LfL

Azula reacts to her latest ban
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d4f9kJi0NA

Azula does a a videogame commentary.
Lets Play: Dress up Games
(15 minutes of bullshit. Featuring Music Box music from your favorite Animes, Vidya and Movies! Attack on Titan, Kingdom Hearts, Little Mermaid and Jurassic Park!)
http://chirb.it/8M6w9H

Moose rambles about life, faps and sex in the winter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13nnjeA2zmY

Honeybun does Latin
http://chirb.it/BCfb06

Honeybun does a non-latin rant:
http://chirb.it/wCO1xe

Azula does a Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game
http://chirb.it/fP9hHy

IMPROVS

Honeybun's Booboo Fixer Application
http://chirb.it/IqGpyO

Moonshine does a little teaser for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s021lv66NS63

Moonshine improvs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IfiCZGhlMu

Ovri does a bj-oriented improv also made yesterday.
"Please let me suck your cock, Master!"
[fsub, begging, cock worship, blowjob, lots of sucking noises]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Smhx76OHVU

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>>20245119
And here is part 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03boqAWAJYv

Just remember, you got 'em from STEVE. Have a QWARK-TASTIC day!

>>20250131
Stellar wants Oni-Chan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OszVbu1AZL

Ovri reposts some her favorite work
Cumming for my Onii-chan!
[shlicking, b\s incest, weaboo]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u06QuFiULl

Please make your Puppy cum, Master
[shlicking, fsub, petplay, descriptive, partially: what gets me off, begging]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DkgqfoTDxr

Azula teaches "How to Twerk II: Side Twerks"
http://chirb.it/9bO1kw

Honeybun arguing with her fucking cat
http://chirb.it/IK7vBv

Eve does a Morning sex improv.
http://chirb.it/39dMtJ

Moonshine improvs Daddy/lg anal stuff
Part 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl
Part 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JKb1CPIxo

Moonshine give some comfort
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YYGn3GIASC

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>>20250139
MUSIC & SINGING

Stellar doing "Big and Loud"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AfiRU2yeE1

Stellar sings "Suteki da Ne" (Isn't it Wonderful)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VUZ8yVcDql

Hatter does "Bare Necessities"
http://chirb.it/mhm7fy

Stellar does "A taste from Rhinoceros Tap-Little One
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XjZDRnUYMz

Azula singing Toxic
http://chirb.it/19vebB

Ovri doing Owl City - Vanilla Twilight
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03JLry7PItQ

Ovri doing Vienna Teng - The last snowfall
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JOJrgggucP

Eve RP's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iD2rIo3LHZ

Honeybun doing Marina and the FUCK YOU CAT
http://chirb.it/AGMx2B

Honeybun doingItsumo Nando DemoH MY GOD CAT PLS
http://chirb.it/9nA05c

Honeybun doing A SOLID CLEAN TAKE OF A CHORUS ONLY
http://chirb.it/ez9JFn

Stellar does "I Will Follow You Into the Dark"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IrAwSkjJaP

Vul dos Treasure Town
http://chirb.it/rqHm8N

Anon tries to sing sexy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1upjlpC0O

>>20250128
That's why I do it! And to add some actual data to people's arguments.

>>20250061
No worries - hope the nap felt awesome! Just a recent Anon who's become enthralled with your seductively sensual voice thru your orgasmic and sexy recordings on chirbit

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>>20242962
D'aw sure!! I'll have something (hopefully more than one) up tonight!
>>20243490
I'll try to get some up tonight!


I've been meaning to do either an edging or a cumming challenge :3

Thoughts or opinions, anyone?

>>20250109
I'm voting for mittens

>>20250170
>Thoughts or opinions, anyone?
Have you looked through the challenges bin?
http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw

>>20250158
Shucks. I wondering if you were the one I had talked to before on here whose phone put "defiantly" instead of "definitely."
Problem not. Regardless, expect a ramble after I have some food :3

>>20250184
Haha - I'm not that special.. yet ;)

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>>20248097
>>20248702
>>20249145
You are absolutely amazing.
>>20249643
I'm not sure I can fully articulate how much I needed this today. I'm going to share the gist of what's going on as sort of a good faith gesture and also because everyone here is just so supportive, and understanding, and kind - even the performers who prefer violent femdom because as with most great things, there's a certain amount of "character" you build up around the real you.
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF TEAL DEER.

I had to drop out of college because of failing health. At the time we didn't know what my health problem was, and were assuming I'd eventually return to school. My best friend was a teenage mother trying to raise her baby girl in her abusive and neglectful mother's house. I took this opportunity to provide the initial money to move her and her daughter into a small apartment, since my friend's mother literally kicked them both out. The baby girl was 2 at the time. As soon as my friend was on her own, I started watching that child full time. We'll pretend her name is Katy. I basically became the second parent to this little girl, spending day and night with her and taking care of her while her mom worked. I raised her from 1-6, when my friend got engaged. I'm sterile and I finally got my diagnosis, along with a prognosis of death between 47-50 years old. It's reached the point where I'm housebound now. A medical shut-in.

The little girl's mother and fiance and I are breeding ball pythons and providing local non-profit places to raise awareness about reptiles as pets and help people conquer phobias. Katy has been so enthusiastic and wants to be a zoologist when she grows up.

Yesterday, the Child Advocacy Center announced that the house was unfit living conditions, and took Katy away from her mother. She wasn't doing anything wrong; Katy was improving in school, making friends, just generally being a happy child. I consider her the daughter I can't have. And they took her away.

>>20250181
Yeah. Nothing really pops out to me.
The French challenge makes me wanna do an Italian one though!

>>20250228
I like Italian! Would you do it as an edging challenge? How?

>>20250224
This sucks. DCF sucks, and as someone facing his own health issues, I sympathize. Katy will never forget you and I bet she'll look you up, no matter what.

>>20250224
That's awful and I'm very sorry to hear that's happening, hope everything works out in the end for you

>>20250258
Fortunately the social worker was able to grant temporary custody to MY mother, who was absolutely amazing. But we have court on Monday, and... I willingly gave up 6 years of my life for the most wonderful little girl so that she wouldn't have the sad story so many other children born into situations like that wind up having.

Oh. One of their "unfit living conditions" note was... there were stains and discolored areas on the hardwood floor.

That has is 60 years old and has been rental property most of the year.

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Italian phrases ft. Dog barking
http://chirb.it/0rO2KA

Wallet Update
http://chirb.it/mtMPHy

Fucking myself before dinner
http://chirb.it/ahdfBy

>>20250342
>I willingly gave up 6 years of my life for the most wonderful little girl so that she wouldn't have the sad story so many other children born into situations like that wind up having.
It truly sucks that you are faced with state bureaucracy where you can only do what you can, and hope. But look, you did a beautiful, wonderful and very human thing you can always be proud of. Take comfort from that. You are a very fine person.

>>20250368
Fucking myself before dinner -
God this is sexy

>>20250396
I smell like cum now >_<

>>20250419
I dont see how thats a bad thing

>>20250431
It's not! I think I live up to the "young, dumb, and full of cum" thing quite well

>>20250342
>>20250342
Well, I'm glad that Katy at least ended up somewhere safe. So that is a silver lining for sure.

Good luck on Monday. Hopefully that will get some things sorted out and at the very least you'll know everything you will have to do to see her returned to you all. Stay strong Hell Girl.

>>20250444
Thats a great way to live!

I cant wait to hear moarr from cumming from you

>>20250487
I'm also thinking about doing some singing!
I really enjoy singing songs that are love songs or sad and stuff. I'll do others too.

Oh my gahd, Vul. Your chirbit picture is Bulbasaaaaur >/////<
Based Vulbasaur

>>20250368
>http://chirb.it/ahdfBy
I can't fap because class in 20 minutes but I will make sure to drop buckets on this

>>20250708
Awww thanks hehe. I should have more posted by the time you're out of class!

>>20250342
I hope the hearing goes okay. Please keep us posted on what happens. You've sacrificed and gone through a lot to get the girl this far. I have to believe yhat counts for something. I know it matters to Katy. You and her willbe in my thoughts. If I can be of any help, let me know.

>>20250368
That fap was pretty hot! Also, I'm so sorry that's what happened to your wallet. I lost my wallet once, I did find it, but the experience was awful. D :

>>20250170

Can't wait to hear the sweet talking later. : D

>>20250485
Yes, and her parents can see her as long as the visit is supervised by someone who has cleared the background checks, like my husband and me. My mom has always loved Katy. She's just getting a little old to take care of her.

We are pretty sure there's some discrimination going on here because her parents have the pythons and rats. They are both legal pets, kept in professional equipment, according to state law. But there is so much shit going around right now about the eeeeeevil dangers of snakes, and all it takes is one bigot to split a family.

Never thought I'd miss /b/ so much.

>>20249377
People, please do NOT do that unless she wants you to.

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>>20250313
Thank you. We need it.
>>20250380
It's the only thing in my whole life I've ever been proud of. I realize I guided her through her formative years, which is most important, but it feels terrifying, and I can just see all the good I did for her slipping away the more they drag her away from her family and harass her. She's going to stop trusting people. We even told her to just tell the truth during her interview, that these people just wanted to make sure she was safe and they were on her side. Instead they did this to her.

>>20250485
>>20250774
I'll definitely keep you all updated. You've been the happy place I went to when I was overwhelmed by the stress of the situation or my inability to help out because of my illness. It's like being back in old school /co/; everyone polite, complimentary, kind, and mostly drama free. I don't know if I can convey how much it's helped me.

I will fight with litigation, I will fight with publicity, and I will fight with my goddamn teeth and nails like a wild fucking beast if I have to. I've got like 18 years left... and yeah. That's worth sacrificing if it could somehow help her.

This Picture In My Mind script
http://chirb.it/pBqcd8

I'll do dirty stuff later. Any requests besides naughtiness?

>>20250954
You're one hell of a woman. You're going to triumph over this, and cut through all of the stupid crap they're throwing at you. Just hang in there :) Keep us updated, and reach out to individuals here such as myself if you need to.

>>20251174
http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
My sweet talk favorites...
Line 41
Line 537
Line 575
Line 596
Line 612
Line 619

>>20251244
One that got away comes back to stay
http://chirb.it/KdkaCq

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>>20251390
Thanks, Mittens!

>>20251482
I also did the regret one but I dunno if chirbit stopped being a butt and actually posted it

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>>20250109
>Hell Fay
>:D
PS Crazy thread is crazy.
Needs more Honeybun and Hatter PG-13 stuff. Love y'alls SFW stuff >:D

Request for any performers that would like to answer:

>tell FSA something fun or interesting that happened to you last weekend or during this week

Or

>tell FSA something you wish happened to you last weekend or this week

You don't have to state which it is, as guessing is part of the fun.

>>20250548
When do you think you'll get to this?

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>>20251848
is that you making a request, darling?

>>20251244
Ko is on it.
I bought a new toy tonight too but unfortunately I'm on my period...
:/ so...that'll have to wait.

>>20250954
fuck it words aren't good enough for this
>>20252275

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Blush establishing~

Editing a few things. Nothing new to post just yet, except >>20251854 reminded me of
http://chirb.it/4hEwL1
(which was recorded on my cell phone, so please pardon the crap audio quality lol.)


Also, thank you for the feedback on that last one Homer! Scientists are all sorts of fun to play:D

>>20252288
>Also, thank you for the feedback on that last one Homer!
You're welcome! Thank you again for recording it.

>Scientists are all sorts of fun to play:D
Noted: write more scripts featuring female scientists in hopes of being blessed with another recording from Blush.

>>20252183
Right meow!!

Your Song (Ellie Goulding version)
http://chirb.it/he9OJF

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
http://chirb.it/4cJHP1

These Boots Are Made For Walking
http://chirb.it/2yELCh

Eve establishing!

>>20251244
>Regret (line 537)
http://chirb.it/M6qrB8

>>20252498
Pshh, write what you want;P Of the...mm let's see...wow 19 scripts I have bookmarked lol, 9 are yours. I'm just behind!

>>20252665
Eve those revised-for-FSA MSA things you posted were hot as fuck. Just sayin'...

Any femanons here now? I've got a short request...

>>20252844
hi

>>20252844
Post request. There's always someone here~

>>20252881
I don't know if this is a normal request or not, but I just want to hear you say my name and how much you want me to fuck you. Tell me how bad you want it and how naughty you are. Tell me how you want me to fuck you and tell me how sexy you are.

My name is David, btw.

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>>20252901
named requests are against thread rules.

>>20252918
Well poop. How do I get a named request accomplished then?

>>20252590
Wow, I'm going to have so many songs to listen to this weekend. And these three are songs I already like.

>>20252665
Hi, Eve! Speaking of songs... (Hint, hint)

>>20252811
>9 are yours.
Those words trigger the same level of happiness as would the ohrase "They renewed Firefly."

>>20251848
I second this. We need more Hatter and Honeybun singing as well.

>>20252936
^_^ thanks!

>>20252925
Marry or date someone. Or pay for phone sex.

>>20252980
I am married. You're obviously not, because wives don't do that kind of shit.

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>>20252936
>they renewed firefly

MFW WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

>>20252997
Hahaha! You have to marry the right person, anon.

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>>20252997
Allow me to direct you to my chirbit:
http://chirb.it/q43bwm

where you can clearly hear me call out my boyfriends name.

>>20253022
You're a rare breed, femanon.

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>>20253027
Motherfucker I am Honeybun.

Call me that, or mistress, or goddess, or madame, or milady, or my queen.

But never femanon.

>>20253049
If I call you Honeybun, will you call me David?

Can someone tell me "get well soon!"? I have the sniffles :(

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>>20253067
I will call you a fuckin' idiot for completely forgetting the no name in recordings rule. I'm a performer.

>>20253089
oooook.

>>20253067
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

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>>20253081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHqKRYX3wo

>>20253002
Sorry, it was the only scenario that could accurately portray the feelings that Blush's words put in me.

Although a Firefly script from me is long overdue. The thing is... What pairing? So many intriguing options...

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>>20253207
I WILL PARTICIPATE IN KAYLEE/INARA

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>>20253110
thanks

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>>20253231
not a problem darling.

Firefly script? I've got one.

"Sweet Saffron"
[F4A][MF][Vanilla][Fantasy][Firefly][Sci-Fi] [Saffron]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 822

>>20253217
As Kaylee? Or Inara? And were you thinking of doing this as a collaboration with another actress?

>>20253241
I forgot sbout that one. It would be really great if someone did it.

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>>20253301
its up to you. who do you think you would fit better?

Yay masturbating!
http://chirb.it/KFMMwm

Sorry for the not super consistent mic placement :x

>>20253355
Me? I think I'd be more suited to playing Simon myself :P although I wish I was more Mal. You I could see being either Inara or Kaylee, as they've both got those strong elements to them. You'd make a good Zoe, too.

Which leads me to thinking about a Cleopatra 2525 script, but that's probably too obscure.

>>20252811
I was thinking of you the whole time. <3
Just sayin. ^.^

>>20252936
"Lyrical Lies" (electric version) - Cute Is What We Aim For
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D8LeRbtbXd

"Never Had" (the version from the movie 10 Years) - Oscar Isaac
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzkIxoK89E

"Sweater Weather" (Max Schneider and Alyson Stoner cover version) - The Neighbourhood
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MdiLPqmtFH

>>20253437
I would make a good extra. I could wipe down a table in the back of a scene. Or maybe I'd make a passable clerk standing around in the background. We can't all be heroes.

>>20241297
You have really hot orgasms.

>>20253436
Hmmm. Never mind about the last thing I said. I think I'm too tired to masturbate, now

100-1 Challenge (sorry for squeaky/creaky noises)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06KtgvZZptd

>>20246639
I'm hoping you meant I *am* now a member. Otherwise, so mean. ;__; So cold.

>>20246676
N'aww, thank you Anon/nette! >_<

>>20246879
I'm so glad you liked it, and that it did something for you. I really feel like that song does NOT get enough praise. I loved that movie as a child so much. Still do. ^_^

>>20247828
>>20250224
I have no words. I can only imagine the kind of pain this has caused you, and sincerely hope that you are able to get that little girl back home, and soon.
I feel like I'm awful at saying things in shitty situations, so have a song.
http://chirb.it/zCy8aJ
(Tomorrow Is Another Day from The Rescuers)
Because seriously, this movie. And this song has always been such a hopeful one to me.

>>20251848
I need ideas. >_>
But I'm all like *BLUSHYFACE* because of this, you don't even know.

>>20252936
Give me a few to choose from and I will do my best to accommodate! :D

>>20252997
This is a lie.
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not good enough at fucking her to make her want you to do it? Because you can learn, David-anon.
I speak harsh truths, man.

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H0zJHoUugx
I have no words. Just pure old-fashioned awe.

I have a cold right now, but I was wondering if any of the people here would be interested in my reading of books (I'm thinking The Hellbound Heart and/or Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.) Not a full novella reading, of course, but excerpts.

I'm also interested to know if anyone out there would enjoy listening to me read Disney Ladies From Last Night - a combination made by a very talented group who take Texts From Last Night and assign them as texts messages from Disney Princesses.

>>20253791
I loved the Rescuers as a child. I curled up in my chair as I listened to your recording, and almost fell asleep. Not because it was boring, but because it brought me peace and I haven't been able to sleep since I got the news yesterday.

>>20253852
I'm very glad it was able to bring you at least a few moments of peace. I did "Someone's Waiting For You" last night, if you are interested http://chirb.it/FAx5bq
And if there is anything you think I can record that will make you feel better, let me know and I will be on it asap.

>>20253449
>>20251390
>>20251174
Those were all awesome, thank you for those sweet talks. They hit the fuzzy spot very well. ^_^

I created a Pastebin to put some of my song requests. It's a weird request of mostly 80's stuff. There's about thirty there right now, drawn from browsing my mp3 player.

Homer's Song Requests
Cheesy songs, obscure, out-of-date
http://pastebin.com/yCQanTqm

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Lamia Hypnotizes Her New Slave:
http://chirb.it/nG0E15

>>20254188
Honeybun-chama, did you end up ranting about Soraka? ;o

>>20253160
>Tongue twisters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16LRS7tlJ9t

>>20253872
I could listen to you sing for hours, except that I would fall asleep happily in a curled up little ball after about fifteen minutes... lovely voice, and kindness behind it. Thank you so much.

Soooo, I already did the tongue twisters. Twice, actually. But only one got posted to my chirbit, so have my second version, thread!
http://chirb.it/k6qIdt
I...sound meaner than normal in this. >_> I was drunk. :lol:

>>20254265
If you find anything I can do to help, just let me know. *hugs*

>>20254342
Drunk turnt Hatter-chan is qt :3

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>>20254342
<3

You kind of inspired me to do this song, even though I'm embarrassed by my Japanese. Feedback from anyone who can listen to it would be much appreciated. It's this beautiful song, no way I can do it justice (Maaya Sakamoto sings it) but I used to sing it to myself to calm myself down.

So here is While Listening to the Night Wind, first half, sung in Japanese.

>http://chirb.it/CJbzzA

>>20254393
I think if you relaxed more while singing, you would find it comes easier. Those lower notes need more air, and they aren't getting it because you sound a bit tense.
I think you sound super cute, though - I don't know the original, so I can't say anything about notes hit or missed, but I liked it. And it does sound soothing.

>>20252665
eve, i just wanted to say that your shlicking recordings are hot as hell & your voice is HNNNGHHH

literally came buckets listening to you

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>>20254441
Hmm... I was pretty relaxed when I sang it, but I have extensive congestion in my nose and chest from this damn cold. Is it a cold? Is it clenchy-ness? I don't know. But I'll try it again, once the cold's gone, and see if the tension is still there.

I totally recommend looking the song up on youtube. It makes you want a blankie.