>tfw downloading and pirating educational dvds from those course websites
>tfw learning at my pace
>tfw learning at 0 cost
>tfw planing on doing those online certifications and certifications that the top companies always have
>tfw getting lots of certifications in less than one year and literally at 0 price
going to college is literally a meme at this point faggots.
enjoy your time studying slowly feminist literature, cultural studies and nigger history.
>mfw you'll be doing all that shit and not getting an actual degree
>mfw you won't even have actual tests
>mfw you think any company is going to hire you if you just do "certificates"
>tfw have a friend who is now making lots of cash simply because he learned to code in VB in school and got hired to make a website
>tfw he has more work experience than you
>tfw he learned by using the internet and asking his workmates
>tfw he's now climbing that corporate ladder
Portfolio + certifications > meme degree from nigger college
>tfw Harvard graduate
>tfw walked into hedge fund and they saw Harvard on my resume and I was hired instantly
>tfw did no work at all
>tfw harvard covered all my debt, but even if they didnt I could pay it off in a year
>get into conversation with some student
>he says he has to study on his own but is managing
>was quite impressed, asked him where he studies
>tells me "I self-teach online"
>wonder if he was being serious about this
>turns out he was
>instantly lose respect for him
>mfw i get paid to go to school
>mfw i get to meet cute chix there as well
>well respected degree, chance to do research and network with people in my field
>op can only frogpost on a Kazakhstani Pigeon Mail Relay while he kuffaws cheeto dust all over his filthy, dimly-lit room
sure op you "win"