>got 5 qt 3.14 grills in my phd office (i study mathematical physics)
>been 1 year here and I don't even know their names
>one day they come by my desk
>nearly have a heartattack
>"hey anon, are you come to the department BBQ tomorrow?"
>"uhhh t-thanks b-but i've got a lot of work t-to do this whole w-week. M-Maybe another t-time..."
I think I did the right thing rejecting them. I don't want sluts disturbing me when I'm coding my simulations.
>guy in the same major as me (physics) ask me if I want to come along grabbing a beer at friday too
>"no sorry, I wanted to do some sports on friday, it's the only day in the week I have some time for that"
>two weeks later he asks again
>"no sorry, exams are in 6 weeks. I need to study. Math is giving me quite the problem
>didn't do sports on that friday neither studied
>didn't study on the other friday
>just sat home playing vidya and browsing 4chan
>10/10 qt math nerd grill asks me if I want to come to her apartment and have sex with her
>say "I don't have time, I must post on 4chan"
>only make one shitpost
>spend the rest of the day preparing for the upcomong civil war
>mfw that slut is gonna get raped and beheaded by the enemy while I am gonna be comfy surviving in the woods
There is a nice looking lady in my bio and calc class...she just transferred here. Only other bio major in the calc class. There are actually a lot of nice looking women in bio, ashame they are mostly premed.
>i wanted to do some sports on friday
>Math is giving me quite the problem
Did you actually use these exact words
Honestly I fucking hate people like you.
Your friend is looking for a mate to do things with. He is bored, perhaps a little lonely. He wants to do fun things with a cool person.
Lo and behold here comes you, Mr. Asshole Buzz Killington, with your shitty excuses.
You know you're making him feel like a loser right? You're projecting your own lack of self-esteem on him.
Eat shit you fucking asshole.
Quite the contrary m8, they're the most potential non-doctors
I love absolutely shitting on them when TAing o chem
Not getting triggered. I just want to prepare you emotionally for your prospects. I don't want to see another pic circulating /sci/ about aspie PhD holder who offed himself because he could only find work at a call centre.
Stay positive Anon.
>I don't want to see another pic circulating /sci/ about aspie PhD holder who offed himself because he could only find work at a call centre.
Don't worry about that. I'm not going to seppuka myself in front of everyone and leave behind a suicide note. I hate attention whores like that.
>in female-dominated major
>first elective class related to major during first semester after uni transfer was around 40:5 women:men
>major-only courses have around 25-30 women and I'm one of 3-5 guys
>don't expect much to change in grad school other than even smaller courses
Not sure how to feel other than being used to it.
>>one day they come by my desk
>>nearly have a heartattack
I can top that one. Had a few QTs in the lab. One day one of them turned up in a black lycra catsuit. Worked as if nothing out of the ordinary.
We didn't get much useful work done that day.
She did it only that one day, just for fun.
>meet qt scientist on tinder
>we meet and chat over food and drinks
>sex is amazing despite her inexperience
>she lets me doing everything I want
>her colleague's faces when they see us together
>watching their eyes fade to black when I play with her ass
>been going on for about 5 months
>her research has her super busy
>fuck hot stupid 21 year olds until she has free time
>tfw I'm an engineer
I make fun of some of her colleagues (a few are genuinely awesome guys) because they so obviously want to bang her. I pointed it out to her and now she always jokes about it with me
You did good. Don't fall for their tricks. Defend your independence. Just imagine you went to the party. Soon you'd be friends with them. They'd steal your time and involve you into stupid distractions. And then you'd have to adopt their opinions out of fear of losing the friendship when you say your original opinion. This is how mindless sheeple are made. Don't allow yourself to be brainwashed. You are a genius. You don't need these cretins. Only alone you can survive.
Came home from bachelor graduation ceremony few hours ago.
>everyone is there and happy
>everyone has gotten their diploma
>teacher says it's time to reveal the honor student
>i'm sure it's going to be the guy in our class who made top score
>it's you anon, come on up
>you attended every day, always sat up front, was active in class and made notes on paper
>on paper, not a laptop like everyone else, he makes sure everyone understands
>gives me a whiteboard and e-book
I was happy for the gifts but holy shit was I trembling like an autist, the spaghetti was real.
>everyone heads out to the buffet
>few classmates congratulates me
>one of the my mates' girl friend keeps eyeing me
>fuck no i'm getting out of here
I'm not built for social interaction, I just want to sit at home and shitpost on the internet.
Not him, but I googled it and found http://spacs.gmu.edu/physics-and-engineering-majors-get-highest-scores-on-mcat/
It's interesting, since even for the biological sciences portion the only group to do worse than biology majors was psych majors. Math and English majors did better.
That sounds lovely. We just had a cold ceremony where we got our degrees, took pictures and fucked off. I had a chat with a few graduating PhDs which was cool at least.
We did have a final year BBQ though, that was fun.
Ouch. Nothing has changed for me and last year I got involved in an active 'extracurricular' physical hobby which is also primarily composed of women so nearly everybody I interact with regularly is a talking vagina. Most of the time, I laugh in my head about how strongly my life has turned into an anime.
>I hate how much of a sausagefest it is here.
You should enjoy it. Females are cancer. They intellectual level and the social atmosphere would be significantly worse with more females. Remember, you're at university to study and to make friends with people in your field, not to follow animalisitc urges to stick your dick into a stinking bleeding hole.
>senior in physics undergrad
>tfw one really smelly indian guy and 3 chinese girls got into my uni's masters program
>all 3 chinese girls got their visas denied on China's side.
>only new person in the department is a smelly indian guy.
I only know this because I chat with faculty, but damn the Chinese and their government.
Caring about what others think when committing suicide
That's as bad as suicide note shit
You think Hitler offed himself because hurrr durrr i'm such a matyr, you don't take me alive.