How to produce oil from scratch?
depends on what are you scratching ? :^)
Keep scratching until you hit that black gold.
First you must create the universe.
>>7778850
Allow it to cool until individual atoms coalesce.
>>7778850
I give you a hamburger.
kill a dinosaur
>>7778768
>oil from scratch
What do you mean by "scratch", Peasant?
>>7778768
Easy. Just compost organics anaerobically for a few tens of millions of years. Piece of cake.
>take sunflower seeds
>apply pressure
>free oil
>someday you will be oil
>you are what you eat
de novo lipogenesis