ITT: post ways the human body is flawed >be dehydrated >hurr

> breathe oxygen
> contributes to cell aging and death

Eating and breathing through the same hole is utterly retarded.

Thanks God.

>>7774450
But oxygen is the most potent electron receiver, and it is also abundant in the athmosphere. Without using it for energy, complex multicellular life could never have evolved!

>>7774451
Do you eat with your nose?

>>7774440
Thats a little racist. The homo erectus looks black.

Did I just take the bait?

>>7774455
You're racist. You just called a black person a monkey.

You shit water that is a higher conc in salt than your body you retard

>>7774453
Have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out your nose?

>>7774452
Why couldn't it just use radiation or something ?

>>7774467
maybe because radioactive elements are rare?

>a little dizzy?
>throw up some more!

>>7774564
You throw up when you're dizzy because your body thinks you have been poisonned and is trying to clear your body of the poison.
This may or may not be true.

Fuck my shit up

I need help. I drank too much last night and feel sick. I can't keep in any liquids and just keep throwing up n shit.

What should I do? I have headache

>>7774859
Drink more alcohol

>>7774451
Fucking mouthbreather.

>Wow I feel really cold!
>Better take off all my clothers and make irrational decisions

>>7774451
I think i somewhat agree to this.
Dying to food choking is retarded.

>>7774859
sleep

>>7774867
Even the thought makes me sick.

Help plss

>>7774900
>>Better take off all my clothers and make irrational decisions
Hypothermia makes you apathetic, not retarded.

>>7774906
It's still dumb

>>7774904
There's really nothing you can do except sleep it off.

>>7774440
>brain hates women
>dick likes women

>>7774440
Has to be unconscious for 8 hours a day to feel energized.

>>7774937
That isn't a flaw.
How messed up the system actually is, and how horrible a person feels if its messed up slight is a real problem.

>>7774452
I'd be nice if it didn't contribute to our death though.

>Start drowning
>Panic trying to float
>Sink in deeper
>Drown
>Body starts floating

Literally why?

>>7774440
>drinks/smokes/snorts/injects poison
>body enjoys it

>trained to think unhealthy foods are tasty because calories are hard to get in the wild
>in modern society this causes people to want to be fatties

>Eyes trained to focus on motion to keep you safe in the wild.
>In modern society this causes eyes to focus on screens and flashing lights.

>any cancer or autoimmune disease

>allergies

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>too many adult teeth for jaw to hold without crowding
>optic nerve plunges through retina, leaving blind spot
>ductus deferens winds all the way around urinary bladder instead of just going straight between scrotum and penis
>ovulation involves exploding ovary wall and ejection of all-important ova into the fucking abdominopelvic cavity
>menstruation is wasteful and dangerous, leading predators to humans
>appendix just a ticking timebomb
>male nipples

The carpal bones of the human hand are a complete clusterfuck.

>retinal nerves on the optical side ._.

> babies with unusually large heads
> Hurrr better give human females unusually narrow hips hurrr

>brain injury
>dude just inflame the area you'll be fine

>>7775187
Because when you die your being eaten alive by bacteria which shit gas and make you float.

>>7775319
But if you relax and stop you basically float anyays

>>7774455
>being this new
Go back to wherever the fuck you came from

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>>7775319
>when you die, you're being eaten alive

>>7774453
Of course someone on /sci/ has never exerted himself enough to need to breathe through his mouth lol

>>7774440
> Be in an oxygen deficient atmosphere
> hurr feels euphoric

>>7775319

> Because when you die your being eaten alive

>>7775304
It's a balance between needing a big head for smarts and needing narrow hips to walk on two legs. Also why babies' skulls aren't fully fused at birth and are a little bit squishy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obstetrical_dilemma

>>7774440

* food goes down the same tube as air does towards the lungs

* the navel and where your balls dropped through are weak points and can lead to hernias

* appendix

* wisdom teeth

* foot disorders

* breast and prostate tissue have a high chance of forming tumors

* carpal tunnel

* lumbar intervertebral disk damage, sciatica (hands are strong enough to pick shit up that your back isn't strong enough to pick up)

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>the human body is flawed
>nobody mentions tailbone
I am disappoint

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>>7774455

Homo neanderthalensis looks irish

>>7775356
>>7775384
fucking lost

>>7774451
How do you breathe when your sinuses are completely plugged up?

>>7774888
Yaaaaaaas checked

>>7774440
>be dehydrated
>drink water
>no longer dehydrated
man, being a human is so tough

>>7775736
Oxymethazoline

>dog running toward me
>gotta run fast
>try to run on all fours
>do awkward frog leaps
>try to sprint with 2 legs
>slower than any other mammal that run on two legs

>take a shit
>shit gets stuck on ass hairs

>let hair grow naturally
>hair pokes eyes
>head hair eventually covers eyes
>have to constantly cut hair otherwise hair keeps covering eyes

>don't cut nails
>nails snap off painfully
>have to constantly cut nails to prevent this from happening

>don't shower like a dog
>smell like shit because of sweat glands

>>7774933
Underrated

>>7774933
Your dick doesn't like anything.

>>7775412
>* breast and prostate tissue have a high chance of forming tumors
This is mainly related to diet and environment. There is an intrinsic tendency towards cancers in this area, but it's far overstated by how people live.

>* lumbar intervertebral disk damage, sciatica (hands are strong enough to pick shit up that your back isn't strong enough to pick up)
The spine actually has a pretty extreme capacity to bear loads, far beyond what a typical person will or can demand of it. This again is related to wear.

>>7774451
How about having reproductive tracts either directly tied to and/or extremely close to excretory tracts?

The vagina is extremely prone to infection and is literally 2 inches from your asshole. Certain UTIs for men can scar you so badly you never cum properly again or even even travel back down the vas deferens and sterilize you.

>>7776086
I'm super envious that my super fuzzy dog can shit without any of it getting all over its ass. I'm straight otter mode and I've still gotta wipe like crazy after a good shit.

>>7774859
Sip on warm water trust me its the cold of the liquid making you throw up more

>>7774453
>>7774888
>>7775736

you are all fucking retarded

regardless of the entrance of your breath, both the food and air intake share a pathway (after the mouth/nose) before being separated between the esophagus and the trachea

clogged sinuses/mouth breathing regardless, there is always a choking hazard

>>7776277
>clogged sinuses/mouth breathing regardless, there is always a choking hazard
Yes. But if it were exclusively used for breathing, choking hazards would be much, much rarer. It doesn't matter that they split so much as where they end up and the fact that you cannot eat and breathe at the same time. Chances are someone will and pay the price and that shit is entirely unnecessary.

>>7774937
>2016
>plebs on /sci/ still need to sleep

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>>7775319
>when you die your being eaten alive

>>7775483

Isn't the Tailbone a load bearing structure now?

>>7774859
Quit drinking poison.

Natural thinking aids our immediate survival but not innovation to improve our quality of lives.
Common human is often too stupid to innovate, but their mind is naturally wired to just survive with what they have

>>7775736
Cocaine.

>don't eat
>huur we're going up muscle retention via increasing HGH by 6000%
>hurr we're also going to induce mass neurogenesis by upping Brain Derived Neurotrophic Factor production by over 1000%

Ami doin' it right?

>>7776423
>but their mind is naturally wired to just survive with what they have
Evolutionary advantage. In times of scarcity the brain goes into mass neurogenesis mode. Zero worries pertaining to our mode to survive.

>Common human is often too stupid to innovate
Read above fucktard. Humans find new ways to survive if that new mode of survival is necessary. Love ya

>>7776450
>Evolutionary advantage
Why leave abundance?

>>7776086
>>don't cut nails
>>nails snap off painfully
>>have to constantly cut nails to prevent this from happening
you are supposed to bite your nails off senpai

>nervous in social situation
>start stuttering and sweating

>>7776523
>nervous in social situation
>ass starts to sweat
>get more nervous
>"What's the smell"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>7774455
Homo sapiens didn't develop the white gene until the last 7500 years. They were all "black" before then.

>>7774502
Fyi, all light is radiation.

>>7776165
Christ yes
>reproductive systems are very prone to infection and are of the utmost importance to continuing your species
>let's put it right on top of where you excrete all the (literal) crap the body doesn't need/must get rid of/is toxic if held on to!
>there's no way they'll get sepsis and go in go shock!
Fucking retarded. Also
>mothers shitting all over their children at birth when it's most important they be as clean and sterile after birth as possible

>>7776639
>when it's most important they be as clean and sterile after birth as possible
lel no

>>7776652
Enjoy your child dying of sepsis when you shit into his/her mouth and eyes when you give birth to them.

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> only two sets of teeth for your entire life
> first set falls out when you’re a little kid

Fuck Mother Nature, we should have perpetual supply of new teeth like sharks!

>>7776700
being in mouth and eyes doesn't always lead to sepsis as sepsis is specific to infiltration of the blood

i think it may be too much to try to get you to understand that there is something known as an honest marker and it is intended to make survival harder to take out the weak

the dehydration vomitting is less about being flawed and more about reaching that point causing your body to function wrong

this is sort of similar to saying "thats so weird that if someone blows your head off your body dies instead of trying to piece your head back together"

>>7776700 dubs
>where would I grow a baby?
>in my asshole?
>what do you expect?

Asthma

>>7776386
Lrn2load-bearing, fgt pls

>>7776632
what the fuck is photosynthesis

>>7776820
have you seen a baby's fucking skull
can't fit more shit in there

>>7776632
And yet, plants also require oxygen for the same respiratory pathways as we do.

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>>7775319

>>7776820
That has only come about with modernity. The low amounts of sugar we consumed in the past lowered the risk of infection significantly. Usually by the time your first set was falling out, you had possible tooth-loss anyway. It's the reason for wisdom teeth, because those teeth (the ones for chewing) tend to be the most worn out anyway.

>Tall bodies can't handle cold too well
>Scandinavia has some of the tallest people in general
It's not even because foreigners. Only some years the mans ordinary height was around 164 cm, and that due to malnourishment and hard work.

>>7774937
most animals need to sleep more. I mean its not like a cat or dog puts in a 40 hr work week

>>7775412
None of these flaws are real, but a product of modern society. Ever seen a rainforest native with a hernia, or disk slip?

>>7778136
He'd be dead

>>7776533
>They were all "black" before then.
Source? Most apes have pink skin.

>>7778227
>death from hernia/diskslip

kek

>>7774440
you realize only whites where neanderthals

>>7776438
>>huur we're going up muscle retention via increasing HGH by 6000%
>>hurr we're also going to induce mass neurogenesis by upping Brain Derived Neurotrophic Factor production by over 1000%
is this real

>>7774906
False! Hypothermia can make you delusional my friend had it and become completely mental and took off all his clothes and forgot where he was

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>all of these minor errors that could have been corrected easily pre-production
>all of the little things left in just to make everything more annoying
>everything just thrown together over and over until it worked good enough to ship
>humans were engineered by slavs
>god is a slav
>the moment we get more functional synthetic bodies he'll slam his fist through the earth with the force of ten thousand tsar bombas for insulting his pride

>>7778253

false

>>7774440
>Have eyes
>Put opaque blood vessels and nerves in front of the photo receptors

>>7776086
>>try to sprint with 2 legs
>>slower than any other mammal that run on two legs
Nigger, how many mammals run on two legs?

For all our flaws, we're the long-distance running champs of the planet.
Over the course of 8-12 hours, a human in decent shape can run down any other animal on the planet.

>>7778308
>everything makes sense now

>most other mammals retain executive control over the fetus as it develops
>can abort and reabsorb at any time in response to scarcity or other threats
>human fetus: nah fuck that, I'm going to harpoon your abdomen with invasive vasculature and then force it wide open with a cocktail of vasodilatory hormones that may potentially kill you or at least give you lifelong health problems, not to mention a whole bunch of other fucked up shit that no other species has to deal with
>by the way, I'll also be having the longest helpless developmental stage of any animal, and you better not fuck it up or I'll be ruined forever and probably hate you for it
>thanks in advance

>Can't sleep on command
>Can fall asleep at inopportune times

Why

>>7776533


I think it was the other way around m8, humans were first white and then we started to develop higher melanin concentrations on the skin when we lost our hair.

>>7778371
What about fish and horses? Legit curious here, Pls no meanies

>>7778371
>>>slower than any other mammal that run on two legs

Do you want to be one of those 4legged niggers that have to use their 4 limbs for traction? Or the superior taxa that has specialiced limbs for tool -making?

>>7778441

Horses were bioengineered for the specific task of running, fishes... welll, what kind of fish? There are waterniggers that can go from continent to continent like nothing, but only following the currents though.

>vagus nerve
>unnecesarily long, this makes it more vulnerable for no reason.

>Be bipedal but keep vagina oriented foward.
>All babys have to do a 90º sick flip.

>keep the coccix on athouth you don't need it for anything.
>But if it breaks have fun healing it.

>in case of cold use "vasoconstriction"
>Fingers? Wuts that?Why do you need em anyway?

>Do you see all that sugar? Yeah, make it acetyl-coenzyme to store just next to that fat tissue.
>Whis is next to that, and to that, and... that one... forget it, put it next to the liver, what could go wrong?
>Man I suck at fat management.

>>7778441
>What about fish and horses?
Well, I wasn't really thinking of fish or birds.

And there are horse vs human races, but they're all so short they favor the horse.

>>7778468
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endurance_riding

>160km

>but they're all so short they favor the horse.
>short

>>7778371
We DO outrun horses, take a look at this:

http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2012/06/long_distance_running_and_evolution_why_humans_can_outrun_horses_but_can_t_jump_higher_than_cats_.2.html

And this is only talking about marathons (42k), imagine what can we do with longer distances (which by the way are ran by tens of thousands of people, so it's not like a superhuman feat, with enough training anybody should be able to run 80k, and one would think that if your food depends on you running that distance, that should provide enough training).

>>7778467
>>Be bipedal but keep vagina oriented foward.
>>All babys have to do a 90º sick flip.
Uhhhh.... the vagina is oriented downward.
And "keep"? Our quadraped ancestors had rear-facing vag's.
FYI: When I was a little kid, I thought the vag pointed forward since the penis does, and the two were meant to hook together.
I'm still kind of confused about why missionary is the "default" position.
Seems like we're built for cowgirl.

>>7778475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarathon#Men

We can really outrun a horse in 100 miles. It takes about 24h for a horse to run that, whereas humans can do it around 12-13h, say 20 hours to not only include top top athletes and you have a 4 hour advantage that is more than significant.

Check mate horses.

>>7774452
Naked mole rats figured out a way to not be affected by dna damage.

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>>7778477

>Uhhhh.... the vagina is oriented downward.


The labia maybe, but the actual hole where the baby has to go is not.

>>7778482
We get our well developed asses handed to us by other bipeds though.
Weirdly most of them are australian, kangaroos and large ground birds, specifically the ostrich but also emus and presumably the cassowary are exemplary long distance runners

>>7774452
Ugh! These oxygerites with their reactive oxygen species running amok are just annoying.

>muh higher oxidation
>muh energy bonds
>muh versatile element.

While you are getting old and rotting from the inside, Im substituting all my oxygen with nitrogen like it was meant to be in the early days of Earth and in solidarity to the historical tragedy that was commited when some racists started using oxygen and killed some peacefull bacteria that dindunuffin with pollution that still predates our Earth today.

Im sure is hard at first, we must all swicth to nitrogen before is too late and die.

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>>7778411
Is this what you're looking for?

>>7778411
>nah fuck that, I'm going to harpoon your abdomen

Fucking lost.

>>7778520
fuark, that was a good explanation. Is that explanation legit or is it filled with errors?

>>7778585
A lot of that sounds legit and familiar from my biology courses. But it's been a few years, so I'd also like to know how true all of this stuff is.

There's a lot of speculation in there though, which is common in evolutionary biology. "X wants to do Y, so it evolved Z" even if there's no concrete proof that Y caused Z to develop. Regardless I'm gonna tell this to my pregnant collegues from now on.

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>>7776533
>the white gene

The human neck is an embarrassment to our species. And testicles should be on the inside damnit.

>>7776450
That's not how evolution works. People don't find a way to survive. They die if they're unfit.
Retard

>>7776700
Actually it is one of the ways that babies acquire their gut microbiota.

>>7774901

It's a compromise. Our larynx needs to be lower in order to produce speech. However, in most other mammals, choking is comparatively rare due to the position of the larynx. However, this means that they are unable to produce complex sounds.

How has nobody mentioned the fact that half of the population needs fucking 2 pieces of glass in front of their eyes to function normally?

>>7776700
>not wanting your child inoculated with the gut flora it needs to thrive

>>7778919
That's probably a modern phenomenon. It would have been a massive disadvantage in the paleolithic.

>>7778919
That's not really a problem until literacy comes into play.
Sure, I need my glasses, but if I'm being lazy I'll go the whole day without

>>7778896

That is very interesting. +1 upboat to you, anon

>>7778919

First, I don't think that it is that much, though I could not find it. Maybe it is actually half.

Second, there is a distinctive correlation between need for glasses and higher intelligence. So ok, it sucks, but we have our brain to kind of make up for shitty vision.

>hiccups
>yawns
>niggers

>>7774440
>>7778467
>Hyperventilation can cause vasovagal syncope.

>>7774440
Heads.

>hurr durr let's take basically all your senses, your only method of ingesting food, your fucking brain, and put it in a bobble-shaped piece of flesh attached to the rest of your body by a thin neck, oh and by the way your major blood vessels and central nerve bundle are right on the outside of this neck and if they get damaged it's game over

Why is this so common? What's the advantage?

>>7774440

>oh i have an itch
>scratch it
>becomes inflamed
>itchiness gets worse not better

thanks god

>>7780561
Hyperventilation deprives tissues of oxygen. I'd rather faint than die.

>>7778520
>Posting alien propaganda that tries to reframe the most basic building blocks of human society
Fucking traitor. >>>/g/tfo/

>>7780711
It just seems counter-intuitive was my point.
>Hyperventilates.
>Tries to stop self.
>Passes out.
>Falls and hits head.
>Dead/brain damage.

>>7774859
Next time go buy some vitamin C before drinking. Then drink as much as you want and before passing out, slightly overdose on your vit C.
You'll wake up with no hangover.

>>7774462
under rated post

>>7776410
this

>>7776112
>>7775412
This is not true. When I deadlift my forearm muscles fail to grip the bar usually before my back and leg muscles fail to lift it.

>>7780621
For food it's using gravity to pass it through your system. For other senses it's proximity to brain, and I guess it helps the other senses to work from a position of height and/or being at the front of the body (can see farther/faster, can smell gases that are lighter than air better/quicker, can hear from farther away, etc.), so it makes sense for the brain to develop close by if shorter nerve connections are favoured. Then you basically take that formula and apply billions of corrections until you get the clusterfuck that is the final release candidate of the human body.

>>7774440
so... you think diarrhea is a physiological response and not an illness?

are you retarded?

also, if you didn't throw up, you'd be worse off.

Face it OP, your stomach is more clever than you are

>>7774460
primate*

monkeys have tails

>lie down to go to sleep
>takes half an hour to fall asleep
thanks god

>>7774462
also poison can dehydrate you

how else would your body purge toxins

>>7782258
>For food it's using gravity to pass it through your system

No

>>7782285
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea#Evolution

In all likelihood it is a physiological response to some illnesses.

>>7774440

>every other species converts Vitamin D in its metabolic active equivalent by default
>nah I'll skip that and use the Sun.

>every other being has 3 class of defensins
>nah we only need two

>ALLERGIES

>>7781002
I agree with this.

>>7774859
Do this and post how you feel the next day.

And don't forget to keep a phone with 911 on speed dial close by.

>>7774859
MFW retards can't identify dehydration.
Drink Alkaline water and stop being retarded.

>>7775356
I didn't notice the first time but when I saw this, my sides left orbit.

>>7776041
Not how it works, but ignorance is bliss.

>>7778249
Let's put on our thinking caps and take a trip to the rain forest! Vamanos!

Bienvenidos! Can you spot the tiger devouring the native?

That's right! There's the tiger devouring the disabled native!

>>7778476
I think the word you are looking for is "more efficient" not outrun.

>>7778861
>Humans don't evolve, they change their environment.
How do I human?

>>7774440
We didn't come from Neanderthals but came from Heidelbergensis

>>7778844
>And testicles should be on the inside damnit.
External testicles are a kind of intelligence test.
If you can't keep your balls safe, you shouldn't be trusted with the safety of a child.

>>7782285
>so... you think diarrhea is a physiological response and not an illness?
Diarrhea is a symptom, not a disease, so he's likely to be correct.

>>7778844
How exactly? Are you going to drop core body temperature by 2 degrees to stop sperm from dying off?

It's not a great solution, but it's better than dropping sperm counts by 90%.

>>7775749
>Yaaaaaaas
filtered

>>7783168
Why not just develop more heat-resistant sperm instead of leaving such fragile structures hanging about in the wind?

>>7783195
It's to do with the processes involved, not storage.

Also the testes can retract back up into the body if they get too cold to warm up.

>>7783195
Developing a scrotum is evolutionarily more probable than developing heat-resistent sperm(which would be very complicated). And the solution obviously works, or we wouldn't be here.

>>7774440
Retina wired up from the front leading to the blind spot.

Appendix. Nuff said

The route of the vas deferens

>>7783216
Or large ears like an elephant to cool your core temp.

>be OP
>hurr I'm a faggot

>>7774440
>get born
>die
all life is flawed guys

>>7783580
>get born
>don't die
>time means nothing to you so you end up with no motivation to do anything
>knowing you'll be around forever gives you no motivation to leave an impact on the world
Death is a gift

>>7783651
You forgot about self-entitled jesusfags who think the world was made for them.
To them, life is just an entrance exam to the main event, and all you have to do to pass is believe.

Living forever would rob them of their "prize" and would be worth it for that alone.

>>7776533
Yea that's why almost all mammals are white, right? Because black is the original skin color

>>7778844

External testicles are the pinnacle of adaptation, you uncultured swine

>>7784945
It is true that most mammals have pink skin (white structural proteins + red blood) so Homo Sapiens would have evolved from a mammal with pink skin, but on the way the 'lineage' would have gradually lost its fur and, living as Homo Sapiens and its forebears did originally in Africa, would have gained melanin in its skin to counteract the increased sun exposure. Thus, it is entirely possible and likely that by the time the species called 'modern humans' had evolved, its skin would have been black.

>>7784945

They all have coats of fur you imbecile. At least think your thoughts through before you share them.

>>7778428

Our lineage lost most of its hair prior to the first humans, so they would have already been subject to natural selection requiring darker skin tones. Unlikely that the first humans resembled Europeans, given their African origin and the fact that their recent ancestors were relatively hairless.

>>7775272
Isn't there proof that men canbrest feed if prompted by suckling, only just meagerly compared to women desu?

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>>7776639
Does birth always have to include shittng yourself? if I don't eat the entire day I'm supposed to give birth will I reduce the chance of sitting myself?
>in before not inoculating child with gut flora.
He/she will live like most cesarean sectioned babies.

>>7775366
kek

>>7775489
a recent research actually found lots of red-haired, green-haired neanderthals buried in europe. sorry I don't have source but just look it up.

>inb4 hair and eyes decompose
genes

>>7787133
I think given the circumstances and how much mess there will be anyway, a little shit should be the least of your concerns. Just eat plenty of fibre and no meat for a couple of days beforehand.

>>7774440
>see a cucumber
>peel it cuz peel it's bad
>eat it
>cucumber's got less calories than you burn by eating it
>cmon nature

>>7788654
You could say the same thing about most leafy greens.
Not everything we eat is for calorific value.

>>7776533
HOL' UP

>>7774440
Brain that possesses traits that lead to cutting off infant's foreskins, and genital cutting in general.

>>7778520
I wish elves are real, especially dark elfs.

>>7776438
I took the bait

>>7775272
Male nipples is just a result of a simple and conserved design.

I never see how other people can't understand why they exist, it's just like having Braille on drive through ATM's, completely reasonable.

>>7789472
So you're just gonna drop the idea of a drive-thru ATM in the thread like it's not the most hilarious idea in the world, only possible in burgerland?

>>7789486
Point is they exist, and instead of having different manufacturing processes for the keys so that they are Braille free, the same keys are used

If people knew anything about development, then they wouldn't wonder why men have nipples

>>7789497
Well they wonder because they think it was actually intended by a sentient creator, rather than a side product of the evolution of breasts.

limb gets chopped off. cannot regrow :^(

stem cells do not continuously replace cell macrostructures, leading to death :^(

Telomeres

>>7776632
FYI, not all radiation is light

>>7789791
Then what is it?

>>7776351

The throat in general is a hot mess of a design

>>7776957

It's not a matter of where to GROW it, but where to BIRTH it. What if babies naturally were born like Caesarian--far from the asshole. That's their point.

>>7778476

The vast majority of humans are not capable of outrunning horses.

>>7780747

People rarely hit their heads when they faint; the legs give out first so they will collapse downward, not fall like a tree.

>>7783158

> implying our male ancestors took care of babies versus hunting and gathering

>>7778919
most people who use glasses don't have that bad of vision

it's just the need for reading small letters requires people to wear them

Don't forget our 5-fingered hands, leading to a weird number system (10) based on 2 prime numbers with no common factor as opposed to if we had merely been born with 6 finers on each had, leading to a duodecimal (12) number system. Math and science would have developed faster.

>>7782478
the worst shit

why is this a thing

I've always found it odd/funny that the mouth and anus are both approximately the same size and wetness of the vagina, leading to a lot of sex that cannot result in procreation. If making babies were what orgasm was all about, it should be concentrated on one specific place

>>7783657
i'd rather have jesus fags, than death cultists of mohammad who think blowing up apostates gets you into heaven

>>7789828
Do you honestly struggle with arithmetic that much? No, maths and science was not held back by people supposedly having trouble with counting.

>>7789843
I rather have none of them at all.
The IRA is pretty much the catholic equivalent of suicide bombers, except even they're not actually stupid enough to blow themselves up.

>Put the most tactile corpuscles in the foreskin ridged band

>Make some peoples' brains want to cut it off their babies