One atom bumps into another atom and the atom drops an electron.
The atom says to the other atom: r u OK?
The atom says: YES I tink so
The other atom says: Are you positive?
The atom say: HIV!
This is no joke but a call to *BAN* dihydrogen monoxide, otherwise know as the invisible, killer substance. 4chan is probably not the place to post this protest, but I feel very strongly about this issue. For your information, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO in its liquid form, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes tissue damage and contact with its gaseous form causes burns. DHMO use is widespread. For those who have become dependent on it, DHMO withdrawal means death. DHMO can be an env. hazard: it's a major component of acid rain, contributes to the "greenhouse effect", leads to the erosion of landscapes and hastens the corrosion of most metals. Being so prevalent (quantities are found in every stream, lake and reservoir), DHMO contamination is at epidemic proportions. Despite the dangers, DHMO is often used as an industrial solvent, as a fire retardant, in nuclear power plants and (can you believe this) in certain food products. Companies dump waste dihydrogen monoxide into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. STOP THE HORROR NOW! The American government and the UN have refused to ban the production, distribution or use of this chemical due to its "economic importance." The navy and certain other military organizations are highly dependent on DHMO for various purposes. Military facilities receive tons of it through a sophisticated underground distribution network. It is also stored in large quantities for military emergencies. BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE! You can help. Act *NOW* to prevent further contamination. Write your representatives. Start and sign petitions. Send e-mails. Inform your friends about the dangers. What you don't know *CAN* hurt you and every individual throughout the world.
my friends always tell me that I'm very good at sharing jokes. So let me rephrase these to make them even better:
An HIV positive atom bumps into another atom, drops an electron and said: Fuck, you have HIV now.
Catholics have mass and electrons can be catholic.
A benzene ring looks like an iron wheel and it's funny if you replace the carbon with iron instead.
Some people understand binary and for other people it is too complicated.
Two chemistry students walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll order an Water please". The second then says, "I'll order an Hydrogen peroxide" and dies afterwards.
Atheists don't believe in deities and they can't solve polynomial equations as well.
Who else /medschool/ here?
>Patient with primary syphilis comes in with a really big ulcer on his dick
>Asks if it could develop into cancer
>The doctor replies: "yeah, fat chance!"
>Or should i say "fat chancre"!
Well memed, friend!
Since my meme is very high yield and something that often shows up on exams I'll test you guys and see if you can figure this one out!
Q: What is the principal abductor muscle of the eye?
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Thanks! I'm working on my material, any suggestions to make it more dank?
Unfortunately i failed anatomy, any chanc(r)e, care to enlighten us?
God, I butchered that reply, I'm sorry senpai pls notice me
>Suggestions. I think you've got a nice roll going already! There's a cool site called 9gag where people post funsy stuff that you should check out to get more inspiration of what kind of humour flies! Something tells me several posts in this thread must be from 9gag. LOL guys! I had many hearty laughs! :^)
Sorry you failed your anatomy anon-chan. It happens to the best of us. Next time you have your exam, if that question comes up, I'll tell you the answer to what the main muscle responsible for the abduction of the eye is - not the lateral rectus - knee-jerk trick question - but: the gluteus maximus!
Thanks for the input! I already tried 9gag, however they didn't appreciate my pepes (maybe they weren't rare enough, I'm working on my collection, nearly up to 1000!)
Excuse my ignorance, anatomy is my worst subject, but how come it's the gluteus maximus? Isn't that like, in your butt?
Nice that you're collecting pepes! I've got my own collection of qt Keion doctors! Keions a best for your health!
Good thinking both! But what happens is when you're walking on the street and see a nice qt 2D girl on the tv screen? And she has a nice gluteus maximus? YOUR EYE BE ALL LIKE SHIT, LOOK AT THAT! That's how! Well memed for trying, though, friends!
Haha, that's a nice meme you've got there mate! Here, take this meme xD!
What do you call it when a good Samaritan travels to distant neighborhoods and delivers pies to peoples' doorsteps in order to strengthen community ties and see what the wide world has to offer?
A delocalized pie bonding system.
Haha well memed indeed :^)
You wouldn't be able to share your keion doctor collection with me? I promise i won't share and therefore devalue it. I can pay you in rare pepes and Good Boy Points
A mathematician walks into a bar and drinks infinite beers. On the way out, the bartender tries to stop him saying "sir, you've had way too many, let me call a cab." "What are you talking about?," yelled the mathematician. "I've only had -1/12th."
I won't give you all of my collection because I treasure it too much, and these girls are only for the purest hearted of people, and I can't trust everyone on this site. But here's a QT Tsumugi!