Do astronauts fap in space? If so how do they dispose of their

Space sexuality is unfortunately inhibited by astronauts and visiting scientists wanting to keep their very prestigious jobs. I imagine spunk has enough surface tension to stay together before catching it in a bag, but there's probably no privacy in the ISS except for sleeping bags.

>>7763752
>Do astronauts fap in space?
I'm absolutely certain it has happened at least once.
>Skunk in zero gravity?
Not that different as under 1g, I hold a tissue like 1cm from my tip anyway.
>vibrators?
I imagine they would start to slowly rotate around their off-center CoM and work as a gyro, yes.

>>7763759
>probably no privacy in the ISS
If you have 45 sec to one minute out of sight, there is no problem. I imagine it isn't awfully quiet either, with all the machinery.

>>7763768
>not knowing how vibes work

You hold the damn thing with your hands. It's not gonna gyrate anywhere. Fucking virgins

>>7763777
If you turn it on while holding it still, then your body will spin. Conservation of angular momentum.

>>7763777
You know how a vibrator works, right? It has an electric motor that spins and beats a rubber thing on the spindle that's longer on one side against the side of the apparatus.

>>7763752
There is basically zero privacy on the ISS and they're busy all the time. Also, in microgravity, your blood pools in the upper body rather than the lower body, making achieving erection (theoretically) very difficult.

Officially, it's never happened. Unofficially, it's probably happened maybe once, and then never again because it was gross and embarrassing for everybody involved.

Especially because avoiding contaminating the environment with floating spunkbubbles would be extremely difficult. Fapping with a condom on would work, but condoms aren't exactly in ample supply in space.

And yes, a vibrator would spin.

Op here. Would they place their "man goo" in a trash recepticaple to be used as fuel or suck it up with the vacuum to be filtered and reused?

They probably do it when they leave the station for space walks. Then there's the added benefit of being able to simply open the suit up and spunk into outer space. The only difficulty is covering your tracks when your team asks why you took so long.

>fapping

there are females on board for a reason

When Chris Hadfield was asked whether he masturbated on the space station, he replied that the station was very big and that if one wanted privacy they could find it

>>7763866
We don't use waste as fuel on the station.

>>7763926
Sorry I was mis informed, although I'm sure they could find a way to reuse months of urine, fecal matter and possibly even spunk either as filtered water or packed shit as a radiation wall within the craft itself. Maybe spunk into protein and vitamin supplimment?

>>7764081
Some engineers in India designed a biogas generator that runs on cow shit to bring electricity to rural villages. It would probably work with human shit, too. I read a journal paper on it.

>>7763785
This is why engineers should fucking leave this board.>>7763752

>>7764107
everytime I see something about India, it is always about shit. Like every fucking time. It's always about fucking fecal matter. Always. It's like shit and india are fucking connected at the hip. I dont think i've ever heard someone talk about India without bringing up shit.

>>7763752
No.

Microgravity kills your sex drive and it also makes it almost impossible to even get an erection.

could you cum hard enough to noticeably propel yourself?

They probably use a dirty sock, faggot.

>>7765144

>microgravity kills your sex drive

Why?

>>7765207
Idk, just google "astronauts" and "testosterone".

If you has sex in zero gravity hypotrthically with nothing to stop your momentum, would you be able to pull out after your first thrust? Or would you be intertwined for eternity moving at the velocity and direction of the thrust?

>>7763752
Wouldn't it have to happen? I mean don't men get nocturnal ejaculation if they go too long without fapping? Isn't there also a significant risk of developing testicular cancer if you flat out stop fapping?

>>7765148
Cum isn't terribly fast or a very large reaction mass, so it would but not by an awful lot.

>>7765257
>Wouldn't it have to happen?
No
>I mean don't men get nocturnal ejaculation if they go too long without fapping?
We're talking about years, anon. It's not like you can't go a few months without fapping.
>Isn't there also a significant risk of developing testicular cancer if you flat out stop fapping?
No.

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>>7763752
I read somewhere that the zeroG's make erections impossible, and that it was a problem that would need to be overcome before repopulation in space was possible. I really wish I remembered where I read this.

The found some weird white goop bubble floating around the Russian space station back in the 70s or so. I'm pretty sure it came from something like this.

>>7765207
Microgravity = micropenis

Astrobiology 101

>>7765307
probably on the internet, source of 95% of the world's bullshit.

>>7763926
>we

>>7763752

This thread is gold

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>>7763752
>>7763895
I never really thought about sex in space until I saw Samantha Cristoforetti.

>>7765578
man-ish/10

You'd have to be a little gay to hit that.

Don't things smell especially strong in space?
Image the stench it would cause.

I do want to know if cumming would propel yourself

>>7765553
I meant me and John

>>7765138
When you walk outside and your street is covered in human shit it's hard not to think about it.

>>7765297
Seriously, just read the thread>>7765616

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>>7765578
>pic related mein neger
>>7765597
I am a little gay so that's okay :^)

>>7763752
op asking the real questions

>>7765138
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

Here's a non designated story about india

>>7765526
So then on a planet with earth like gravity (or close enough to it I suposse) would fap ping be possible? Is their a large threat of astronauts reproducing on Mars perhaps?

Boners are actually a lot easier to achieve in zero-G

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>>7763752
from what I've heard, you either become impotent from all the fluids pooling in you upper body, or you get a mission long stiffy because of the fluids in your lymph system fucking up. Females all go dry because your body fluid pools in you upper body.

>>7765934
Someone needs to source effects of stiffies in space

>>7765220
"Space Thruster" they called him. Traveling throughout the galaxy with an erect penis; nothing can stop him. Destroyer of worlds, messenger of the gods.

>>7765611
0-g gives you massive congestion to the point that they make space food spicier than earth recipes so the astronauts can taste it.

If you need an erection you'd have to spin like a fucking beyblade to get the blood where it needs to be.

>>7763752
better question;

if you fap in space will it even be able to come out if you came?

Would you be able to even create enough force to make cum come out? Or would it just pool at the tip and give you an infection

>>7765970
>>7765975
Cumming muscular reflex, so it would propel normally.

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>>7765970
>>7765975
>>7765983
the first thing that came to mind

>>7765990
>wat is special relativity
The person who made this is retarded.

>>7766007
they are working out what cumming with the force of a thousand suns would be, of coerce they are retarded I thought that was obvious.

>>7765990
>Average length of spasam
>0.8 seconds

Are there really men who only cum for about a second?

>>7766036
Per spasm, not total time jizzing. Think of every throb your dick makes when you blow your load.

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>>7763752
>If someone used a vibrator in space would it act as a gyroscope?

If I had turned in an application to be an astronaut, I would be withdrawing it first thing in the morning.

>>7765990
Is this even taking into account that Ek = 0.5mv^2 and not mv?

>>7765661
last names?

>>7765961
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D

Many mission specialists are engineers so you can imagine how that goes.

>>7765578
This actually, I think she's the first actually cute astronaut.

>>7763752
there's a video of some dude cumming while being in a parabolic flight

xvideos cumming in zero gravity IIRC

Yeah they must. To all the dweebs talking about why they don't, that's insane. They are up there for months at a time and of course have r&r time. I'm sure they beat off in the sleeping bag and wipe up (or catch in this case) with some old boxers or socks just like the rest of us do on Earth. Sex, maybe not but it's probably happened before. The vibrator would probably start rotating a woman's whole body given enough time.