my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said "suck

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2017-08-25 02:18:30 Post No. 5724132
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 02:18:30 Post No. 5724132 [Report]

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said "suck my ass bitchboy" when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my dick and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the fucking couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my fucking gamecube away

Anonymous 2017-08-25 02:20:22 Post No.5724140
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>>5724132
things that never happened: the thread

Shiro Poster 2017-08-25 03:02:14 Post No.5724351
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Taco kid confirmed

⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐ 2017-08-25 06:34:12 Post No.5724979
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>>5724132
I hope your dad rapes then kills you

Anonymous 2017-08-25 06:45:59 Post No.5725010
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>>5724979
strange wishes from the choco taco!

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>>5725010

Anonymous 2017-08-25 06:48:41 Post No.5725020
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>>5725019
strange pictures from the choco taco!

⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐ 2017-08-25 06:52:36 Post No.5725032
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>>5725020
That's his dad trying rape him.
This is hims mom.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 11:00:34 Post No.5725587
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>>5724132
it me lars von trier literal underdog

Anonymous 2017-08-25 02:24:55 Post No.5725910
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>>5725032
yeah youd like those fukd up shit you literal pedo

KekMaster 2017-08-25 02:28:07 Post No.5725918
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>>5724132
same except it's with my mom. screw her nobody can deny me from watching naked animes.

le sex man 2017-08-25 02:35:13 Post No.5725942
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 03:00:56 Post No.5725998
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>>5724140
on that note: nice dubs

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>>5724132

Anonymous 2017-08-25 03:13:19 Post No.5726035
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>>5725942
What an inefficient sexual position. Gravity works AGAINST the journey the sperm is taking. By the time they climb up into the vaginer they will be too EXHAUSTED to make a babeeby. Always make gravity work FOR you.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 03:19:00 Post No.5726053
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