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All namefigs report here for immediate and mandatory castration.
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*hides name*
:P
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>>4163485
Me first. I've known for a long time that I'm not worthy of having male genitalia.
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>>4163493
implyign im not sandra bulldog irl
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lol you wouldn't do that to me OP thus im not scared to le post
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>>4163490
The snibety snab engine can detect namefaggotry residues in your bloodstream even after 2 weeks. Just accept it m8 you'll feel better. We use anesthetics, you won't feel anything and you'll be all smooth down there you'll love it.

>>4163493
Good boy. I'll only take a few minutes.

>>4163498
You're next.
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uhh you need females like me to procreate...
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le castrate me ;DDD
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>>4163517
I need females like you to stay pure.
Y-you're not already defiled, are you?!

>>4163525
Here you go, snip snap. Think of all the time you won't waste on fapping now.
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anonymous reporting for castration
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you'll never get to castrate me muhahahaha
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>>4163517
nodoka...
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>>4163531
you doubt my purity...
what kind of maiden do you think I am.....................................
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>>4163535
Snip snop.

>>4163540
Dude if you move around I'll get your femoral artery and you'll bleed to death so sit down and an be a good boy. You'll get a cookie.

>>4163543
I'm sorry.....
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>>4163542
why did you delete me on steam...
>>4163552
it's ok us grils need to slick together...
I'm like that~
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C'mon sweetie, I know you're lurking. Just take a seat, a deep breath, it's just a small anesthetic injection so you don't feel pain, and then I'll get to work on removing your no-no parts and you'll be a pure good boy in no time.

There's no reason to be afraid~

>>4163563
J-just be careful, it can happen very fast. You look at your phone or read a book and boom, someone stole your purity while you weren't looking.
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>>4163587
hmm hmm of this I am very aware. That's what I want to be prepared in case someone ever tries to devalue me. With the help of other uh well 'like' minded grils I can know the signs of what to watch out for :^)
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>>4163604
pift up your skirt and show me your holes you ten cent prostutute
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>>4163604
Everyone with a fnctional penis is a danger, really. Which is why I'm working on deactivating what should really be considered weapons of mass destruction so they can't harm themselves and others with them. It's for the best.

Once it's done they stop being violent and defiling everyone and everything including themselves, and they get really cuddly and cute.
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Go ahead and castrate me. A centimeter isn't much if a difference anyways I guess
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inverest penis, haha, too small actually so it goes in. it's a medical conidition passed down from my dear father, a most poorly endowed man indeed
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>>4163613
Good boy~ !!

>>4163617
Still, let's make it all nice and smooth down there. You'll be able to walk around naked without being a pervert since you'll be pure forever. You'll be able to cuddle someone while you're both naked without it being lewd and unpure!
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>>4163504
>>4163531
>>4163552
>>4163587
>>4163612
>>4163627
Thanks but you're next avatarfig!
Set a good example
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>>4163639
Certainly. Females have no-no parts to and while they're less dangerous so it's less urgent, they absolutely need to be deactivated too.
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I will ONLY allow myself to be castrated under the following conditions:

1. It must be done by a cute loli
2. She will crush and kick my balls with her knees and feet for at least 2 hours (or until they are completely ruined) before.
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my daddy said that you need ur balls to face ur problems like a man
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>>4163672
You'd probably pass out from the pain very fast.

>>4163685
Your daddy's opinions are irrelevant in 2016.
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>>4163685
u musk /b/ 8teen to roast on this dread
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Literally can't even castrate me, can you imagine the public backlash to Tom Hank's forced castration?!
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>>4163705
more like Tom Skanks
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>>4163705
*castrates you anyway* nothin personnel kid
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*whibs out big dicke*

*pisses on all the sissyfigs*

cya later losers
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>>4163711
erekt and checked nice doubles
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>>4163698
if u cut my balls off i will lose most of my testosterone and then become obese and probably kill myself becuz i will not be able to get a gf cuz i don't have the musclels and chest that testosterone gives u. and if i use testosterone supplements i'll probably die too cuz of side effects.
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>>4163722

>22
>dubs

Nice.
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Nobody will ever know that I actually type "Anonymous" into the name field every time I post >:)

Mwahahaha!!
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>>4163770
They'll know when they go to feel your groin only to find you're smooth like a barbie doll.
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pls castrate all anonymous posters too

#Anonymousgenitalsmatter
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>>4163777
trips tbh
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>>4163777
You better do what the trips say :^)
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>>4163777
All trips are pure, and need not be castrated
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>>4163714
Don't move, I got this.
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>>4163711
Nice doubles, baby
>>4163713
life is like a box of chocolates hehe

*bisects you with an obsidian katana*

You never know how you're gonna split!
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>>4163485
i don't possess the balls for this

tough luck nerb
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>>4163717
>erekt
Okay, just prepare to hold the base very tight if you don't want to bleed to death.
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>>4163851
Whatever you posess between your legs has to go until there's just a functional urinary tract left.
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>>4163856
>>4163862
these are vietnamese cartoons, you haven't cut anyone's penis off.

get a job.
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>>4163862
Images like these make me wish I was a straight middle classes white man....fw
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im here
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I'm only namefigging so that I can have my dick cut off by a cute anime girl tbh
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>>4163800
>>4163862
the anime have been defeated
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