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keep us updated

>>4092532
I will. ^w^

>>4092528
This would pan over better in r9k. Since the site says the opposite of the best advise in the world for picking up women

>>4092536
actshumally you would find lots of girls like xX_N4TH4N_Xx

This is a conversation between lord of the flies fandom RISE and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
lord of the flies fandom RISE: mlg
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey buddy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you like memes?
lord of the flies fandom RISE: yus
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: kill you'reself xddd
lord of the flies fandom RISE: love
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: MEEEEEM
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xddd
lord of the flies fandom RISE: wat
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahaha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lolxdDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you;re a goofster
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahahaha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDDDD
lord of the flies fandom RISE: u cheeky scrub
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: HAHAHAHA
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LOOLOLOL xdDDDD "DANK"
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol !!!!! S O RANDOM!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Xdddd
lord of the flies fandom RISE: pie flavour?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XXXXXXq!!!! ddddd!!!
lord of the flies fandom RISE: yus
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LOOOOLOLOLOL memes!!!
lord of the flies fandom RISE: xDDD
lord of the flies fandom RISE: MEMES
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahahaha xDDDD hahahahahahah!! xDDDD L!LL!L!L!LOOLOLOLOLOL!OL!OLOLOL!! lele
lord of the flies fandom RISE: ur a meme
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: le meme!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDDDD
lord of the flies fandom RISE: xDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jjajhaahahahah
lord of the flies fandom RISE has left the conversation.

>>4092548
>lord of the flies fandom RISE: u cheeky scrub
#shotsfired

be as cancerous as possible people

This is a conversation between Josh 19 and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
Josh 19: What
Josh 19: pla
Josh 19: pls
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like memes?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xd
Josh 19: dont mix numbers and letters together in a name
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do ya bud?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha i think you're mad
Josh 19: i agree I am mad
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i guess it's safe to say i "trollfaced" you
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDDDDDDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahaha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: YOU GOT TRPOLLED
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: HAHAHAH
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: TROLLED
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: MEMEq!!!
((((MEME____)))) XDDDD
Josh 19: i only like the rarest a pepea
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: AHHAHAHAHA
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I TROLLED!!!
Josh 19 has left the conversation.

>>4092552
you found a dumb frogposter

This is a conversation between your dying friend and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy partner!
your dying friend: I've fallen and I can't get up
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like memes buddy?
your dying friend: Bad
your dying friend: no
your dying friend: f u
your dying friend has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy!
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): Hey
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like memes, friend?
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): Yep.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: have you been on "read it" ?
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): Nope.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: they got the good stuff haha
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): No.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i LOL'd at a few memes on read it today haha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xdd
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): You're lame.
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU): Bye.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: kill yourself!
Dean Winchester or Castiel (Any Ship/AU) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between a guy and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what you feel about that?
a guy: i feel
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is favorite meme you have seen?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i like smile man
a guy: I don't know.
a guy: I've seen a lot of maymays
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: how do you feel about birds?
a guy has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Chara and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh man i love birds
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LOL
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LE SMILE MAN.JPEG
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: right?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is you favorite meme?
Chara: I am so close to hitting LEAVE for the final time...
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LOL
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I LIKE SMILE MAN .JEPG

ummm......................................

This is a conversation between Despite all my running, rain continues to follow. This pain is not something I can simply swallow and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey bro what's shakin'?
Despite all my running, rain continues to follow. This pain is not something I can simply swallow: The sorrow that echos in my soul.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha sorry im laughing at a M E M E
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you should kill yourself lol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you seem depressed
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
Despite all my running, rain continues to follow. This pain is not something I can simply swallow: Nah. Suicide is for the weak.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like memes?
Despite all my running, rain continues to follow. This pain is not something I can simply swallow: No. They've gone obnoxious. So have people like you.
Despite all my running, rain continues to follow. This pain is not something I can simply swallow has left the conversation.

>>4092566
>dubs
Nice

better rethink LOL
fortune confirms:

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

This is a conversation between xX_N4TH4N_Xx and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Howdy!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ay lmao
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *hugs you* Senpai, wanna make some sweet memes?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx has left the conversation.

>>4092571
ayyy lamo

This is a conversation between an astronaut and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: imhi
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im
an astronaut : ??
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: HIIM NATHA
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Hi
an astronaut : Hi?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I AM
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: NATHAN
an astronaut has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Bianca (f, platinum blonde) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): Xx_ ???? So 2014
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna cyber?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i was 1997 not 2014
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): I meant it went out in 2014, now it doesn't even qualify as retro
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): Yeah
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i just like the username
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: aight , want to start?
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): Srp?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ja
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): U start
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I make a hot MEME and TROLL the FRICK out of you xd
Bianca (f, platinum blonde): Why are there bad pepople in our wor;ld fuckyou assole
Bianca (f, platinum blonde) has left the conversation.

http://www.shamchat.com/d75eed7e/

>>4092571
that was totally not me :^)

>>4092587
nice.

>>4092587
This is a conversation between Issac (Black parka, Grey hair, Red eyes) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx .
Issac (Black parka, Grey hair, Red eyes) has left the conversation.

>>4092528
I got to rp with Kim Kardashian

this one is pretty good.

http://www.shamchat.com/79bb0f00/

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totally gotem

>>4092610
rekt

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i guess it's better if i put the picture.

This is a conversation between 440 Hz speaker and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Hitler is my favourite meme
440 Hz speaker: Huh.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Stalin is my senpai
440 Hz speaker: Say what?
440 Hz speaker: I can't hear you.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Tito is my Slavic prince
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Mussilini is the dick in my cunt
440 Hz speaker: Can you speak up a bit?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Mao is a good friend
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Trump is a fascist homosexual
440 Hz speaker: I'm blasting noise to ward off ghosts
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Hail Putin!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Putin!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Stalin Lenin and Putin walk into a bar
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: And I cum
440 Hz speaker: can't hear you must be a ghost
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Saitama and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: AH WATCH OUT
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ITS A TERRORIST
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *snipes*
Saitama: Um thanks
Saitama: I guess
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wow loook more
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *does a backflipa nad knifes them\*
Saitama: Am I the terrorist?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ARE TYOTUFD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ARE YUO A TERRORIST????!!!
Saitama: No I'm a hero for fun
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *points sniper gun*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *snipes*
Saitama: *catches bullet and inspects it*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wow
Saitama: Huh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: cool meme
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: how did you do that onde XDD
Saitama: Because I'm a hero for fun
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you make memes for fun?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lets make some memes senpai
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XD
Saitama: No thanks
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :((((
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *snipes self*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: goobye
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: rip myuself
Saitama: Uh huh
Saitama has left the conversation.

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This is a conversation between a rapper and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: How about a raper?
a rapper: 360 no scope
a rapper: Fuckin bitches up on a tight rope
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I no scoped 69,911,420 n00bs in two minute
a rapper: Bringing Holy skill shots like da pope
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: GR8 M8
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I R8 88/8
a rapper: Sending fuckers to therapy so they can cope
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Where's your mix tape?
a rapper: It's with God now
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: You mean Lemmy?
a rapper: The only person I gave it to died cuz it was so fire
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Ann Frank
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ?
a rapper: And he took it with him to heaven
a rapper has left the conversation.

I got my ear garlic salted

This is a conversation between basketball and xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
basketball: :)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi basketall
basketball: hello.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im going to troll u
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDd
basketball: aw why
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (with memes)
basketball: aw yes
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *xdd)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: are you ready to be mad on the internet
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: becasue
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im trolling you in a moment
basketball: ok
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ok hgere goesd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey buddety
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: are you doingt stuff on sundey night
basketball: hnng no
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahadSHHAHA!!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: THIS SUNDAY KNIGHT
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: IS JIM SEENA!!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XDDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXX dddd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: BEE BEE BEE BOOO
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: BEE BABAAA BOO
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahahahahahaha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: are you troled yet?!>>!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDD
basketball: l mfao
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (((((A TROLLED MAN YOU ARE)))
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Xdddd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! you have no idea hpow troelfd youa re right now!!! xDD
basketball: what just happened
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDD I TYROLLED YOU!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: **TROLLED**
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Xddd
basketball: i
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jhahahahaah get lost poo sniffer
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xddd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i troled yu
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: frick off
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJH !!! xddDDD
basketball: ?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: yea frick off buddy xDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahaHAHAHAHA !!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: SO TROLED
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: TROOELDLED!@!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XddDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: AHAHAHAHA
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XddD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: LOL!!!
basketball: weeaboos.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: memes!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: are you mad xD
basketball: no just confused
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hahahaha i think ur mad as frick xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha yea right yo;re a mad boy xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha i troled you
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: frick off dummy im gunna go troil more dudes on the inter net haha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: get loset
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDD
basketball: ok..?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx has left the conversation.

>>4092617
very sound-focused poster

is this a site for edgy autists who can't handle bantz

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meme

This is a conversation between Yandere!Kagamine Len and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx .
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : But
Yandere!Kagamine Len: what?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : I sent miku the one that is yandere
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : Isent *
Yandere!Kagamine Len: everyone can be yandere, tho
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : why do you want to be yandere
Yandere!Kagamine Len: because uh..
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : why not solve your troubles non violently
Yandere!Kagamine Len: sometimes you can't solve them non violently
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : Drug them
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : Make them do it no violence
xX_N4TH4N_Xx : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyoscine_hydrobromide

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

This is a conversation between your "slave for a day" (m, 18, lost a bet to you) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy partner
your "slave for a day" (m, 18, lost a bet to you): (do you wanna roleplay?)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: il start
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: put my pee pee in your mouth bitch
your "slave for a day" (m, 18, lost a bet to you): (you suck at roleplaying bb)
your "slave for a day" (m, 18, lost a bet to you) has left the conversation.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4092652
(weird guy)

why do these people have such high standards

>>4092659
my thoughts exactly

This is a conversation between Olivia (Fairy Tail oc: Shy Ice dragon slayer) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy partner
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ill start
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you shove your ice dragon slaying cock into my poo shoot
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i cringe with excitement
Olivia (Fairy Tail oc: Shy Ice dragon slayer) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between James Jefferson (Extremly handsome, Nekojin, srp, black and red hair, 20y/o) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
James Jefferson (Extremly handsome, Nekojin, srp, black and red hair, 20y/o): *walking down the street wearing a red cloak*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you slam me down on the sidewalk and shove the whole clole in my asshole
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i cry tears of joy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you're turn dude
James Jefferson (Extremly handsome, Nekojin, srp, black and red hair, 20y/o): Umm...
James Jefferson (Extremly handsome, Nekojin, srp, black and red hair, 20y/o) has left the conversation.

>>4092659
They don't like the name mudkipz either

This is a conversation between Amelia F. Jones and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx ..
xX_N4TH4N_Xx .: lol niggers
Amelia F. Jones has left the conversation.

keek

>>4092668

swell!

This is a conversation between Your mom and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: meeeeem
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey mom
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: mom
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: check out this meme
Your mom: Hey son
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwiW6YfcgbTKAhUD6iYKHR0dCEYQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fgifs%2Fcomments%2F2ge5tz%2Fconfused_looking_owl&psig=AFQjCNFTk0TaoPgY_dN9lssVlNkgqU-hIA&ust=1453228915307180
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its a meme mom
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ever heard of o rly owl
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its a funny meme
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (it is 2009)
Your mom: What's a meme?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (im gunna not rp for a sec)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey are you by any chance a nihilist?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: cause i'm looking for an "end of the world partner"
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: know what i mean xd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
Your mom: Explain please?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I want to kiss the great beyond
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: with a friend
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
Your mom: Uhh ok?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: got any rope you cna discretely mail to me?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: my parents lock the garage nowadays
Your mom: that sounds pretty cool
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and the medicine cabinate
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and i cant have any belts
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: any more
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol
Your mom: wait wait wait
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wnna help a nigga out?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
Your mom: no are you talking about killing yourself?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (ok back to roleplay)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol !! I LOVE MEMES MOM XddDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hhah mmeems!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: have you herd of trolling xdd???
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol xD
Your mom: what is a meme???
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ever had an epic fail?!
Your mom has left the conversation.

http://www.shamchat.com/93653459/

>>4092528
This is a conversation between A girl and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
A girl : Hiii
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hello i kill blacks
A girl : I'm not black
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you kill blacks?
A girl : Yes
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: good
A girl : Y
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: they need to be killed
A girl : Y just wondering
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: only joking muslims are worse
A girl has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Ginny Weasley and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ginny
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ginny pigs more like HAHAHAHahahah]\\
Ginny Weasley: ..
Ginny Weasley: Avada kedavra
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wo missy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: thats illegaL
Ginny Weasley: What do you know about that muggle
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: WELL IM A SNIPER
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *snipes*
Ginny Weasley: *PROTEGO*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *head asplodes*
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between UR MOM LOL and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD
UR MOM LOL: I'm a fat sack of shit
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha xDDDD im suicidal
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: lol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so RANDOM Xd!!
UR MOM LOL: Don't you know how that would hurt people close to you? That's FUGGING #Rude literally
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why would i give a frick about others
UR MOM LOL: you're grounded
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: when i could instead
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: give a frick about you mommy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :D
UR MOM LOL: :D
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i'll start
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I slowly suck on your teat
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>>4092691
wow he's good

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lol

http://www.shamchat.com/f14a8ec9/

This is a conversation between Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): I
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): Want
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): Out
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): .....
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you;re gunna have to suck some cock
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: if you want me to undo the lock
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): I NEED MY LIZZY!!!!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :^)
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): WHAT?!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: put in pee pee
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u be free free :)
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): I'LL STAY IN HERE
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: kbye
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum): BYE PERV
Insane Mary (finally in the Mental Asylum) has left the conversation.

>>4092698
you fixed her

This is a conversation between Ephraim (Fire Emblem) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna "play some vidya" ?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (the joystikc is my peenis :) )
Ephraim (Fire Emblem) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation betweenInsane Maryand yourself,xX_N4TH4N_Xx.

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:Hey u like memes?

Insane Mary has left the conversation.

i... i actually ended up rp'ing.
i feel strange now. very strange.

This is a conversation between A hero who must save the world and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: quick
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: the world is gunna be killed
A hero who must save the world: You seem...Different...*Scratches covered my body, but they weren't fatal*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but only if you shove 7 finders in your ass!!
A hero who must save the world: ...Leaving you to think about what you just said there, buddy.
A hero who must save the world has left the conversation.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

This is a conversation between Man Next Door and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hilol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: whats i like next door
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wut r u hiding
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: is there a bucket of dildos
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you collect
Man Next Door: lol um maybe? or maybe its a dead body.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: the dildos
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wo
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: did u kill ur dad
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i killed my dad oo
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it was nothin personal
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just business ya know
Man Next Door: maybe I killed the last person who asked me too many questions, or maybe I didn't
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: was it your dad
Man Next Door has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between your older brother and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha cool hi dave
your older brother has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Will Solace and xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: fornication
Will Solace: Wut
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Succ
Will Solace: Wut
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Wut
Will Solace: Wut
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I am on a quest
Will Solace: For what?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ur pee pee
Will Solace: Oh dang
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it is my pee pee
Will Solace: no no
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: YES
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: YES
Will Solace: only Nico di angelos
Will Solace: not yours
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :(
Will Solace has left the conversation.

This is a conversation betweentrashand yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:Hey

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:Memes?

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:I like some good dank maymays

trash:NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

trash:NO

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:Never gonna let u down boi

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:My memes AINT never let u down

trash:you

trash:you are a great person

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:You are trash

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:XD

trash:truest shit I've heard

trash:but yes

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:So

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:What's ur favorite meme

trash:Dan Howell

trash:yours?

xX_N4TH4N_Xx:I like le ebin dubs guy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

trash:cool (:

This is a conversation between jack x ralph =jalph and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi jalph
jack x ralph =jalph: ur hot
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: your name is a joke. your existence is the punchline.
jack x ralph =jalph: but...
jack x ralph =jalph: you are like so hot.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna suck my cock
jack x ralph =jalph: lmao i love the fat that it takes you a while to respond
jack x ralph =jalph: *fact
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its a hard descision
jack x ralph =jalph has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between mashed potatoes and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ncie
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: nice
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i love a good plate of mash
mashed potatoes: EAT MEH
mashed potatoes: same
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: nice meal thank bro
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *brurps*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :)
mashed potatoes: brurps
mashed potatoes: okay
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: end your life now.
You've left the conversation.

>>4092724
lil rude

This is a conversation between The smol Quotev phone and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
The smol Quotev phone: >:)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i slowly put my hulking cokc into your mouth
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: your tun
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *turn
The smol Quotev phone: I thought u were a girl
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i am
The smol Quotev phone: I'm taking over Russia
The smol Quotev phone: bye
The smol Quotev phone has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: woo
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: harry
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ur a wizzerd harry
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): Yes?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: did u know
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): Ya thx
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ur a wizzerd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: HARRY
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: UR A WIZERD
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Girl (age 20) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: IT'S PENIS TIME!
Girl (age 20) has left the conversation.

>me irl

>>4092737
hehe... wholly

This is a conversation between Kirstie (f, caramel blonde) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Hey
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna toot my trumpet
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Maybe
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it's an Amati
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: be careful with it
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth or dare?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: truth
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Age?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: 18
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Your go
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: dare or truth?
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is you;re favorite meme
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Grumpy cat in a bush, luv it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: nice.
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth or dare?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: dare
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Lick the closest wall
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: done
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: dare or truth
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is you're favorite fedora
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (color)
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): I have no idea, u get another one
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is you're favorite board on "Read it"?
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Never been on it
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Another
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what is your skin?
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): White
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: cool
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth or truth ? (Don't think it's fly possible to do dare)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: truth
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Skin?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: on
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (on my body)
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): -_- where else?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: maybey a bit on the floor if i scratch my scalp hard enough haha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: truth or truth?
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): Truth
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do black lives matter or do all lives matter?
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): All lives
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: EEEEEEH
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: WRONG ANSWER DICKFART
Kirstie (f, caramel blonde): What?
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Kageyama Tobio and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: r u c2o
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: is hat the mask guy
Kageyama Tobio: NO
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: spoopy
Kageyama Tobio has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Roger [Lord of the Flies] and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh shit
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: not this fucker
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: god damn it
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: sup?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: yea mate
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: dont "sup" me
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: u wanna see my rock
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you wanna see my cock?
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: or my big boulders
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im done with your shit you sadistic fuck
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *fucks you in the ass*
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: you know you love me
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: yea
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: *drops a boulder on you*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: how does it feel getting raped by a piggy
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: feel teh pain
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: yea
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oink oink
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *cums in ass as dies*
Roger [Lord of the Flies]: lmAO XD IM DONE
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: your also dead i was on top of you dummy
Roger [Lord of the Flies] has left the conversation.

>>4092731
This is a conversation between Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: harry
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: YER A FOCKIN WIZERD
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): i kno u
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: UR A WIZERD HEARRYD
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): yes, i am.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just makin sure
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): k.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its important so you can go to school and then hagrid can fuck ur bum
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): ..
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): thats..
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes): fockd op
Harry Potter (Year 3, Messy Black hair, Emerald eyes) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Your Friend (m) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hi
Your Friend (m) : yooo
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what;s up!
Your Friend (m) : nothing much
Your Friend (m) : you?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just fucked my sister lol what have you been doin' jim?
Your Friend (m) : I was also fucking your sister!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sure!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna suck eachother's cocks ?
Your Friend (m) : haha, nice one
Your Friend (m) : but no
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh come on
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it will be an epic win!
Your Friend (m) : epic win yourself
Your Friend (m) : xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: D:
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wait
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you like memes dont you
Your Friend (m) : I dabble..
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what's you're favorite meme?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: johnny seena?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: pee pee frog?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sarcasm dog?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: grump the cat?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what does the frog say?
Your Friend (m) : omfg xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: gangnam style?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: miencraf?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: legue legent?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: emeny sighted?
Your Friend (m) : just
Your Friend (m) : wow
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: dees nut?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what about succ
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you like succ meme?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: this is nice chat :)
Your Friend (m) : I am so confused right now
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xDDDdd lol i troeld you haha
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just like a raging comic xDDDdd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: a/s/l?
Your Friend (m) : this is not omegle
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (fake a/s/l(
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (dummy)
Your Friend (m) : 69, no thanks, Your MOTHER
Your Friend (m) : ohhhhh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: aw shucks you goofed me
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: gosh darn it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i just got fricked hard lol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i guess you could say
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: that was an "epic fail" xDDDD
Your Friend (m) : my dad started saying that like a year or two ago
Your Friend (m) : he stopped tho
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i was afraid i would have to encourage you to put him down
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ok gotta fasturbate
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its like masturbating
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: liek nascar
Your Friend (m) has left the conversation.

>>4092788
>>4092758
kekes in orbit

>>4092788
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what's you're favorite meme?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: johnny seena?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: pee pee frog?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sarcasm dog?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: grump the cat?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what does the frog say?
>Your Friend (m) : omfg xD
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: gangnam style?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: miencraf?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: legue legent?
>xX_N4TH4N_Xx: emeny sighted?

I died.
What's enemy sighted?

this shit needs to be archived...

>>4092827
good one

I can't connect to anybody, did they ban me :^(

>>4092838
i've been occasionally just telling people to kill themselves and leaving and im not banned

This is a conversation between Sonico and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha do you got to go fast?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: xD you are an ekidna
Sonico: T.T I'm Sonico, not Sonic
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: they aren ' t even fast animal xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i'll start over
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sorry about that
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna cyber?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wanna just talk?
Sonico: just talking is fine
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i think you're sonic this is just like how sonic acts in the videogaems
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i dont want to offence you sonico
Sonico: i'v never played a sonic game .---.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hes this blue echidna, he moves at the speed of sound
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: crashing through the doctor robotomer's evil cybord animal
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: to ge tto the goals
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and win the match
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: because robotomer is trying to world dominate
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but sonic is faster than that
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so he get's him in the good spot where robonico is weak
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so that robonico does not rule a world
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and the gameplay is fast
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so it is a fun one
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you should download a sonic game it is worth a time
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: so what is up for you?
Sonico: i'm really bored :/
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: have you tried playing sonic?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: have you tried sleeping?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ever seen a meme?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: A d a n k m e m e ?
Sonico: i have seen memes
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: which ?
Sonico: too many to count
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: cool
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ever tried hanging yourself?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sometimes i just slightly tighten the rope
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just to get high off the lack of oxygen
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i'm not suicidal
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it's kinda lkike
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ima cowboy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i like lasseu my neck
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: scream "YEE HAW!"
Sonico: yea i do that
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haha cool
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ok good luck then
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: bye
Sonico has left the conversation.

>>4092852
>>4092788
Are you God?

>>4092848
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >>4092856
some say myth, some say legend, i say haha i trOELD you! xDddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


This is a conversation between a guard [Medieval/Fantasy] and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: can i cum in
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (with man stick)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *i sexily lick your guard staff*
a guard [Medieval/Fantasy]: R00d
a guard [Medieval/Fantasy] has left the conversation.

This isn't very funny :/ you guys aren't very funny

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for some reason it's like they are expecting me

This is a conversation between Kylo Ren and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: traitor
Kylo Ren: youre the traitor
Kylo Ren: how dare you
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u killed chewbakka
Kylo Ren: no i didnt
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sure thing
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wait till the next movie
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i see the future
Kylo Ren: spoiler alert
Kylo Ren: I cant control the pull to the dark side
Kylo Ren: its in my blood
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jar jar bings is next sith lorde
Kylo Ren: i beleive that too
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ya ya ya he is lorde
Kylo Ren: Ben Solo is as dead as Hans deado
Kylo Ren: see what i did there
Kylo Ren: im so funny hah
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: will you suck my cock for a while?
Kylo Ren has left the conversation.

>>4092841
It seems I memed too hard, probably it doesn't like spam :^[

>>4092852
HOLY FUGG

>>4092859
#Rude fignewton

>>4092863
It's not like several other posters here are also using that "character" :^)

>>4092876
dumb frogposter with his poo poo pepe

>>4092876

top zoz

>peepeee
>yay

This is a conversation between Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.

xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u a deamon?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: 2spooky4me
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: Demon. And yes.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: pls don't kill me mr witch
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you into magic?
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: Demon. And I won't unless you get on my nerves
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XDDDD I'm a gril btw
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u like grils?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: or bois?
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: Are you saying you're female? I am as well, if genders mattered to us.
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: All humans are interesting
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh sweet
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: even hitler?
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: He is another story
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i don't to have sex with hitler. but putin is kawaiiiiiiiii
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: Oh goodness
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i want him deep in my boipussy
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon: Well this is my exit.
Tyme N. Space, Dream Demon has left the conversation.

>>4092888
nice trips

Oh man guys

oh my god...

2 parter

This is a conversation between Yandere!Kagamine Len and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: are you an anime lady
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: with a tit?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: no i am a boy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: thats ok!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: 8u)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *i slowly make a salami sandwich*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: spraying my precum on it as secret sause
Yandere!Kagamine Len: well if you say so
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: kagamine will love this baka otaku meme!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i say to myself
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *walking in*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i have made you a meal len san
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: please, devour my salami
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Ah...thanks i guess?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: * i get a boner from the confused look on you're face*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "how's the secret sause"?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i ask
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: e a g e r l y
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Uhm...it kinda taste weird
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "haha that was the point dummy i came on it "
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i playfully fuck you in the ass because we are gay too
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *you liek it*
Yandere!Kagamine Len: "W-what?! You just gave ne a sandwich with c..cum..?"
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "you betchya, buster"
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i put on my anti-aids cock vest
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: (condom)
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and fruck you harder
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "RIDE'M COWBOY, YEE HAW!" i yell in excitement
Yandere!Kagamine Len: "U..uh why are you doing this??? "

>>4092892
thanks

>>4092893


Part 2/2

xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "that's for me to know and for you to find out :)" i slp a smirk on my face while uttering these words
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i slowly browse "read it" dot com for memes, in hopes of finding something goofy to show my gay partner, Len-san to make him strike a chuckle
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "have you ever seen a funny meme?" i ask
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: e a g e r l y
Yandere!Kagamine Len: "Uh...not yet i guess"
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: at this moment, i simultaniously load a grumpy cat picture and show it to Kagamine
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: my semen spitter is at full torque
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i cum inside, and the meme is so funny that len san cums too
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: *you are very pleased with me*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i remove my penis , now done ejackulateding
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and you are also dead because you won't respond any more
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: "another day in the life of xX_N4THAN_Xx" i say proudly
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and i jump out the window to my next victim

>>4092894
I can't

This is a conversation between A guy and xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: howdy partner!
A guy: Hi
A guy: whats with the gamer tag thing
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: It's good, amirite?
A guy: It looks like almost every other one
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Don't be shy, I'll be good to you. Wink wink.
A guy: Wink wink
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: nudge nudge
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Last ten people left me
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Glad someone appreciates me <3
A guy: It was cause your name looks like that
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Wow
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: :c
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: That was really mean.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: You know what
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: I hope you step on a lego
xX_N4TH4N_Xx has left the conversation.

i had a lil talk with hitler. but i won't post it because he didn't suck my balls good enough

>>4092629
>that pic
>nazi outfit with laura bodewig pillow
>TRIGGERED

well, i think this is the end of the line, it was very entertaining. good work everyone. this was a very nice thread.

moderation man please sticker this thred

xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wow
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u are my life
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ???
Your Life: Well we both know i dont exist
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: deep
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: philosophy
Your Life: im 10000000ft deep
Your Life: im gone
Your Life: never to return
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like boipussie?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: mine is drippin
Your Life: Well...
Your Life: I know where you spent my time
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you have something nice to make me feel good?
Your Life: I can return to you and you can live an actual one
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i like memes
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: memes are my life
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like memes?
Your Life: or you can use your second chance and end it quickly
Your Life: i will give you directions
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: my end will be a meme
Your Life: you commit the deed
Your Life: feelsbadman
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: maybe ill do a kurt cobain later
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but now i want some dank memes
Your Life: Shia lebouf it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you know good memes?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i do it
Your Life: Im a meme itself
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but do you even lift?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jk lol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im so random
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XDDD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im a gril btw
Your Life: i am you
Your Life: so i am too
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but i would like to be a boy
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: can you grow me a benis?
Your Life: get a dildo and cram it inside
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but i want to fuck your lif
Your Life: then kill your self
Your Life: ...
Your Life: xD
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: gimme a gun mothafucka
Your Life: look to your left
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: sorry
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: didin#t want to be rude

>>4092983
Your Life: you cant be rude to yourself
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im a bury pink gril
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: yes u can
Your Life: ok.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: can u pls suck me off for a while?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: im lonely
Your Life: get a mirror
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: b-but i want your warm hand on my grilbenis senpai
Your Life: i cannot help as i dont exist
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but i talk to you
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and i hear you
Your Life: your delusional
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: oh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: damn that lsd
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: nice to meet me
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i look damn good i gotta say
Your Life: now i return to the nothing i came from
Your Life has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons) and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i like swag
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Swag is so two years ago
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: it's cool
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: XD
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): It's stupid.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: only if you do it wrong
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): It's always stupid.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like dank memes?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): No.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: memes are my steez
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i get off of dank memes
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): ....Hetalia memes are okay....
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ohhh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: haow bout bury pink gril?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: topkek?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): ...no
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: u make me sad ;-;
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: thaey are so beautiful
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): I'm glad I make you sad. Beauty is found in art and music. Not stupidity
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: memes are art
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): No.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and i make music about memes
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): No.
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Music with meaning.
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): A meaning that isn't stupidity
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: https://esfores.bandcamp.com/
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: music can be fun
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): ....not clicking it. Tempted, but no.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i know
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: its a viruse
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: right?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why do you carry weapons?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): …because I can.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but weapons kill ppl
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): I know.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: and have now meaning
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: no

Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): They have meaning.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: like memes
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): More meaning than memes and rap.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: how could that be?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: memes bring joy and guns kill
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Memes are stupid. Weapons /can/ be used to kill.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: would like memes if they could kill?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): No. They're still stupid.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why are guns not stupid then?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): I'm not talking about guns, I hate guns.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: what weapons do you like?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Y'know, knives, swords, bow and arrows, daggers, hatchets, scythes
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i got a katana made by a genuine samurai and have over 300 confirmed kills
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jk
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): I have four Katanas.
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): No joke.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wow
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: did you use them?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying...: Psh. No.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why not?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Im not a killer, yet.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: you can go there
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: if you believe in it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: don't let your dreams be dreams
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do it
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: just do it
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): I don't have dreams.
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Not goals.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: wow you must be sleeping tight
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Nor*
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: why do you live then?
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Because I can.
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: like obama
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons): Fuck no.
Liana (16, long black hair, brown eyes, carrying weapons) has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between goatfucker and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
goatfucker: oh
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: ah
goatfucker: fucking mlg kids
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i like goats
goatfucker: i REALLY like goats
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: but you shouldn't fug them tbh
goatfucker: eh
goatfucker has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between guy you just cut in front of in line and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
guy you just cut in front of in line: line starts back there
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: i skipped
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: jk lol
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: hey handsome
guy you just cut in front of in line: classic nothon
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: do you like pussies?
guy you just cut in front of in line: please, i'm here with my children
guy you just cut in front of in line: this is highly innappropriate
guy you just cut in front of in line has left the conversation.

>>4092563
bavifigs backed the fugg out

>>4092753
:^) hi

>>4092666
Triplel, zoz'd. Leaving trips uncheck'd is literally mass murder.

>>4093077
nice dobule

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This thread is literally >>>/b/ tier and belongs in the >>>/trash/ tbh

Your fortune: Average Luck

I have been roleplaying for nearly 4 hours now because of this thread and it's actually been extremely cathartic

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hi im putin vodka

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shifting gears now fellas

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anthropomorphism chat

This is a conversation between Billy Mays and yourself, xX_N4TH4N_Xx.
Billy Mays: 4chan
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Yes
Billy Mays: nice
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Yes
Billy Mays: Billy Mays here with a special T.V. offer!
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: This is a great idea
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Op had
Billy Mays: true
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Why aren't you using the name?
Billy Mays: i was then i switched should i switch back?
xX_N4TH4N_Xx: Yea
Billy Mays: k
Billy Mays has left the conversation.

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>>4092528
I SPEND 30+ HOURS ON MY MARIO MAKER LEVEL AND YOU D--DELETE IT?!?!?!?! !

FUGGING NINTENDO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No one will talk to me they all leave

;¬;

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Bump for cowe

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger