keksandra is homeless and being abused will you take her in?

i could make a bad joke right now

Your fortune: Outlook good

Please don't be cruel to Keksandra

>>4071111
Checked

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dont you mean zozzlesandra

you know what I'd do...

>>4071135
le so wacky

>>4071100
I could check your dubs right now

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>4071093
HUEHUEHUE get #REKT keksandra bitch stinky pussy no 1 gonna like your retarded pussy lel

>>4071111
Quads like that cannot be denied. Keksandra shall be saved from /b/ tier rude ppl.

>>4072080
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

>>4071093
Implying that lewd slut doesn't enjoy being burnt with cigarette butts and being used as the public bicycle by the local homeless population.

>>4072185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q

I started tug my cog as soon as I saw that drawing, and gosh, I haven't stopped since then

>>4072355
oh my fug stop stealin me dubs gosh man

>>4072362
le shig nigga

Help is coming!

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It's going to be ok!

Someone needs to draw Keksandra with a black eye and a healing cut on her forehead, but she's acting like it's not there because she doesn't want to talk about it

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>>4072590
It is our intention to create the most powerful outlet in the world for known and unknown artists alike.

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

lol it's just a cartoon

>>4072552
>"Excuse me, can you make me a sandwich please, /ck/?"
"Of course I... oh my God, what happened to your face?"
>"Nothing happened."
"Did you get in a fight? You look terrible!"
>"It's nothing."
"You've got a black eye! That's not nothing!"
>"I don't wanna talk about it."
"It's okay, Keksandra, you don't have to hide anything..."
>"I'm fine, I just want a sandwich."
"Come on, this... this is not fine, you need an ice pack."
>"I don't want an ice pack, I don't wanna talk about it, I want a SANDWICH!"
"Alright, alright, I'll back off. I'm sorry, okay?"
>"It's fine, I'm just hungry."
"Okay."

*adopts cucksandra*
*abuses her even more*

>>4072674
>"T-thank you, sir..."
"Get on the floor."
>"Wuh? Ow!"
"I said get. On. The floor."
>"Sir, stop, it hurts."
"You will do as I say, or I'll do it again."
>"But I don't... ow! Owwww!"
"I fucking warned you!"
>"Stop pulling my hair! It's coming out!"
"See my foot, you worthless kid?"
>"Y-yes?"
>"H-hey, ow!"
>"OWWWW! STOP!"
"Only if you apologize!"
>"OW! OW! OW! OKAY, I'M SOR- OW! I'M SORRY! OW!"
"Good. You disobey me or talk out of turn again, and I'll kick you again."
>"O-o-okay, s-sir..."
>"OWWWW!"
"I didn't ask you anything, stupid. You are to respond when asked a question and to do what I say. Understand?"
>"Y-yes, sir..."
"Get in there, now."
*grunt*
*sound of Keksandra being thrown onto a wall*
>"Uhhhhhhhhhh..."
"You lost dinner tonight. Now, get to sleep."

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The mean streets

i'd tell her to go away

>>4072972
nice pic

everyone stop being mean to Keksandra please :(

>>4073088
>>4073100
2 le doubles in a row
hella friggin epic someone screencapppp this

>>4073088
>>4073100

Checking these dubs

>>4072364
ggaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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A life is saved.

>>4073286
this is beautiful anon

>>4073286
I knew it. [s4s] is a bad influence for /c/.

>>4073630
Thank you.
In every meme there is a thread.
And in every thread a meme.

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Please stop sadposting

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>>4074137

hnnnng abused grills

bonk

>>4072705
>"Get on the floor."
everybody walk the dinosaur

Stop the abuse you sicko fugs should /b/ in jail!