Namefig Gavin McInnes has become famous for his shenanigans partly due to his consistent presence in coweposting discussions. He is often quick to point out that cowe is a pig rather than a cowe. His comments are sometimes followed up with rebuttals that incite heated exchanges.
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I get this sense that whoever that pig was, he was on an important journey. Or maybe he was just running to the dinner bowl.