mint man in mint condition
I always get cucked by my stunt double. He used to post on here too.
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What annoys you...
What the title says, what annoys you?
You know those little things that make you contemplate taking the life of another human being? Pet peeves, habits whatever you want to call em...
For me, It's Whining, eating with one's mouth open/speaking with food in mouth and compulsive movers/fixers.
Let me elaborate:
I can't stand people who go on an on and on and on...about something. Fix it, or shut up.
"Speaking with food in mouth/eating with one's mouth open"
I have almost killed people over this. First, nothing is important enough to say that you cannot chew and then swallow before telling me. I don't care if you figured out the cure for cancer or world peace, you will lose a limb if you speak to me with food in your mouth.
Eating with the mouth open is especially bad when it's some elderly fellow with no teeth. It's like wet slices salami having a very slow duel...I almost cut my own throat with a carrot ...
These are people who have the desire to move/correct everything they see to another location and or fix an item. They walk into the house, they correct pictures, move furniture or at least suggest you do so. I'm a very lazy and practical guy, I do not move things once I have decided upon a location. Call me stale but I like to know where stuff is...drives me mental to come home and something is not where I left it...
My mother was especially good at this. I'd come home and my room had been totally arranged and i spent the next month locating everything. I came home one weekend to find that my room had actually been changed in my absence. I was now in another part of the house...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
mint is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.