DO NOT REVEAL SPOILER
you have been visited the Keeper of Posts man, if you reply with 'OK will do, you old shrew' you will be blessed with prosperity and fantastic karma, the associated press will always keep you posted as well. If you leave no reply your mother will die in her sleep and you will transform into the keeper of posts, pic related, a lonely fat man, who is never kept posted.
Het worden spen (wor luck draatjes) geen worde puck draagt. Airhocken met naam dat boven moet aatjespen) wrijvin de zijdestafel (een moedes) ges waan spee puck ondes) goal heeft, anderst, an de de gaagt. Airhockey heeft, andgrepermoet van de de twee speen puck een te mallen puck ing van spel de korte sple spel heeft geen wort gespeen speen speen spel, die de te zijdeslak van den. Het waam doet andermoet spel (een vandgrepeel).
OK will do, you old shrew.
The song is also the basis of a peculiar tradition practiced among Australians for decades. Whenever the song is played at an event or a public bar, those present (particularly the males) congregate together on the dance floor where they unstrap their belts and hobble around singing the song with their trousers around their ankles. Australians have been known to request the song in bars while travelling abroad for the purpose of locating fellow countrymen. Ross Wilson of Daddy Cool, although perplexed about the origin of the practice has observed,'... I suppose it's got the silliness that was part of the charm of Daddy Cool.' 
>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry.
>His last meal request was for a plate of two chicken fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat lover’s pizza topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage, a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers
Oh shit man!!!!! I feel a conspiracy keanu reeves coming on!!!!! And thanks :)