WEED

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>>4064154

>>4064154
i have nothing with which to blaze my good sir

>>4064210
blaze some salvia divinorum until it shows you the way.

>>4064214
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
already been as far as it could ever take me

>>4064154
Time babies are never good

>>4064154
Some time ago I was in my ex-gf house (She went to visit her parents for the holidays) so I was alone feeding and take care of the cats.
I was horny as fuck, and smoked a lot of weed, when I was in bed, the siamese cat walked directly to me, and started to massage my penis (you know like when they do it in a blanket), it was a really disturbing moment, so I went outside since the cat started to give me pleasure.

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>>4064225

>>4064225
cats like to give good pleasure. good times.

>>4064225
kot*

>>4064235
Disturbing, I know.

>>4064236
Yes, cats are so unpredictable, I swear it was a completely bizarre moment.

>>4064237
Alright then.

>>4064225
But aren't you also a cat

>>4064254
I am now, but in that time I was a simple human.

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>mfw most of the shit in the second column are bullshit
>Ancient aliens guy: "potheads"

>>4064256
Cats are mysterious creatures, perhaps it sensed your inevitable transformation into a cat and was trying to be your gf

>>4064256
Maybe the cat knew you wanted to be a cat and found pre op humans sexy

>>4064271
>>4064273
That's actually a great theory, I think you nailed it pals

>>4064154
>Cures cancer
>Grows brain cells
Yea, ok.

>>4064312
While it puts brain cells to sleep it does indeed cure cancer. Its one of the things that got it legalized in my state

>>4064322
>22
In my state<
Degenerate tbh...

>>4064330
U just jelly cause I can by weed at a store and you gotta go through a shady dealer

>>4064338
every fucking time, man.
Why, why was there always the shadiest, fuck-tard as your drug dealer? I didn't understand it.

So glad I have my med card now.

>>4064338
Do you live in Netherlands?

ok if this is going to be about drugs im leaving!!!

>>4064154
DUDE
U
D
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>>4064154
Actually, Cannabis is addictive and is a depressant. Everything else, however, is correct.

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>>4064154
I remember being 12... it sucked

>>>/lit/7555555

>>4064188
Check'ed em
Dubs of truth

>>4064343
No Mr. Cat I am a proud amerifat. Actually not that proud I hate this place but I get the feeling everywhere else would be worse for me as I am a psycho NEET

>>4064492
Good to know pal, I don't judge people for their countries anyway.