>Christmas eve
>be in Walmart
>last minute gifts get
>store is deserted
>looking at phone cases for mom
>sonoftheyear.jpg
>frozen is playing on tvs
>sexy snow bitches dancing and prancing
>time to jingle my bells
>sneak off to toys
>Elsa plush acquired
>ZIP
>rubbing it discreetly
>oooh... mmmm...
>see no one around
>counted only 3 workers since I've been in the store
>fuck it
>go to the end of an aisle and lose pants
>go to town for about 3 minutes
>feelsgoodman.png
>about to nut...
>HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!
>I've been spotted by what appears to be Mrs. Claus
>I'm getting coal for sure now
>snatch up pants and Zoidberg out
>I'm hauling ass from the very back of the store to the front in my underoos
>heart thumping like crazy as I crash through the automatic doors and make it to my car
>Mrs. Claus is staring in disbelief from the doors
>never been this horny in my life
>so close now...
>drop Elsa on my lap and
>let it go, let it go
>can't hold it back anymore
>let it go, let it go
>turn away and slam the door!
>>4057511
nice dubs but who are you quoting?
>>4057543
he's not quoting anybody, he's just using the arrows to represent a bulleted list
i have no idea why he doesn't just use a •, must be too lazy to run charmap.exe
Lol (leled (laughed) out loud)
>>4057511
I can vouch fo' this
my naked smelly body is wrapped in a Frozen comforter right now OuO
>>4058238
damn girl u makin me horney
>be me wow
>eat 13 cakes
>mommy crys
>vomit
>wow