I just remembered something me and my brother used to do
>Be a gorrilion years ago
>Be 7, maybe 8
>Our house was a 10 minute walk from this sand bottom park, Like one in pic
>Every winter we'd get a fuckton of rain, and it would flood the park
>Me and my bro would jump, or wade to the playground
>Parents are too fat/old to jump, and have 100$ pants so they cant swim
>It would be a standoff to see which side would break in first
>This was long before touchscreen phones and tablets, so parents had nothing to do
>9/10 times they would leave us after an hour and go home
We'd be at the park for hours, only leaving for bathroom breaks, sometimes we peed in the water.
>>5651441
I don't understand that unsourced text. Who had a standoff. Was it between the brothers, was it between the brothers and the parents. What difference did the rain make?
Who are you quoting my man? This story doesn't feel complete.
My parents couldn't do nuffin about me and my brother, we were divided by a moat created by the rain gods
>>5651455
What would they do if it wasn't for the moat. Would the hog the playground. Would they beat you up?
You need to flesh out your characters more. I feel no sense of victory reading your story because I don't see why the bad guys are bad.
cow
>>5651439
That cow fits in on [s4s]
I'M
GOING
GHOST
The sparkly car!
Happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
>>5651429
that picture looks more like sunset but it's comfier to imagine it as sunrise
green two
>>5651429
It's half 1 in the afternoon
Get with the times
Hunans have a 210 degree horizontal field of vision. You can see 15 degrees behind yourself on either side when looking straight forward.
green two
>>5651423
I often think about how weird it must be to have eyes on the side of your head like deer, horses etc. Like they must have two separate images in their head at all times and then a blind spot in the middle right in front of them. What the HECK???
uchu
muchu
>>5651414
stop it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kHvfi_CTs
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>>5651411
two same numbers
Write a few lines and carry on the roleplay
>You and Reviewbrah are sitting at a table in Dennys
>'You know I've always been kinda apprehensive about this place but sitting here with you I feel a little safer'
>You feel the warm embrace of his small, tender hands as he holds your hand
>>5651403
who are you quoting?
oh shit wudup
>>5651395
here coms
>>5651395
smart frogposter
Hey boy...
>>5651348
I am a girl, faggot.
>>5651348
hi qts. are we going on le date?
>>5651357
that's not a nice word!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Baby I said that I'd be better
Baby I said that I'd be better
I don’t care, I was wrong and you were right
You almost left my arms over a pointless fight
Ill admit, nothing's wrong on your side
I was careless and I want to be alright
And I don’t think we were meant for this
All the energy, and the consequence
Of breaking it down, of breaking it down
And I know, we're wonderful, we're perfect, we'll never go
Away from it all
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
We were in this spot, many months ago
When the fire stopped and lightning hit the snow
Ill admit, nothing's wrong on your side
I was careless and I want to be alright
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
And I love you despite all
I love you despite all
My friend gets bullied at school.
What do?
>>5651284
Fuckin punch those bastards in the face are you even a proper man like what kind of question is this
You should invite him round to your place. before he arrives, make sure you are well dressed and spray a bit of fragrance. When he arrives, lead him into the living room and switch on Netflix. Tell him he can watch whatever movie he wants to. About an hour through the movie, lift your arm up and casually place it around his shoulder. Move a little closer towards him and grab his willy.
Then tell him that he should inform an adult if he is being bullied or harrased at school.
>>5651284
the answer isn't to bully the bullies. two rudes don't make a nice.
also don't show that you're weak to them. or any emotions to them. ignore them if you can. avoid them if you can.
anyone else go to another board just to peak in and realize this is the only true NICE board? we gotta be proud of our happy little community we got here, where we aren't just total assholes to each other for no reason!
Ever had a poop so big feels kinda gay?
>>5651283
yeah... it's weird going to another board and seeing someone call another anon "fag" when they weren't even provoked only to remember "oh right that's the norm" lole
green two
All in all this threads' just
another pruned in the wall
>>5651265
are you referencing Pink Floyd's iconic "Brick in the Wall"?
Well.
...I agree. These threads are bricks in a wall that amount to nothing.
>>5651269
Thats right, cause they all fall into the dark pit of 4chan to never be see again with in a few hours of being posted.