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>>5585054
Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

Anonymous 2017-07-15 05:44:50 Post No.5585059
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it really has

poop 2017-07-15 05:45:22 Post No.5585061
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>>5585054
literally poop
>>5585055
literally poop
>>5585059
literally poop

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Mods please sticky my boy 2017-07-15 04:27:10 Post No.5584684
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Mods please sticky my boy Anonymous 2017-07-15 04:27:10 Post No. 5584684 [Report] [View this topic]

Please sticky my boy here so I do not loose him while I go shopping for the
Milk
Egg
Creme
Chease
And orange jeuice

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 04:29:44 Post No.5584703
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Love Bubsy

Anonymous 2017-07-15 04:36:32 Post No.5584746
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Woah

Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:29:41 Post No.5585218
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:29:41 Post No.5585218 [Report]

haha I love oney lole

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bong dong Anonymous 2017-07-15 03:52:18 Post No. 5584540 [Report] [View this topic]

It's 100% acrolyphotonic fiberglass, does that even register in your mind???

That means its LITERALLY more inert than glass, pleb.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 03:55:28 Post No.5584547
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smope weef

Anonymous 2017-07-15 03:57:26 Post No.5584559
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When I was younger I had a lil bong like that that lasted a really long time and was even easy to scrape for resin when the "times were tight" haha. Well, long story short, I don't smoke anything anymore, heh.

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>>5584559
cool

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 03:18:15 Post No. 5584426 [Report] [View this topic]

i want a cigarette

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 03:18:47 Post No.5584428
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

xXmonkeylover193Xx 2017-07-15 03:24:45 Post No.5584447
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>>5584426
cigarettes are a bad for you. you are putting yourself at risk for smoking cigarettes!!

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>>5584447
cigs are good for the mind

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 02:47:24 Post No. 5584283 [Report] [View this topic]

BOING!

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 02:48:42 Post No.5584287
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heh, boobs. like, it's anime, and her breasts are exposed, and there's some kind of writing, and she has blue hair. alright this is a meme?

Anonymous 2017-07-15 02:48:43 Post No.5584288
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those boobes are too big

tooooo biiiiiiig

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>>5584288
those dubs are too dubs

tooooo duuuuuuubs

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let's summon hiro, /s4s/ 2017-07-15 02:22:17 Post No.5584193
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let's summon hiro, /s4s/ Anonymous 2017-07-15 02:22:17 Post No. 5584193 [Report] [View this topic]

HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 05:35:55 Post No.5585034
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>>5584193
Hiroyuki deserves at least one reply.

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>>5584193
literally poop
HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:13:05 Post No.5585169
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Hiro should be Hiroshima'd two bombs weren't enough

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 01:10:45 Post No. 5583958 [Report] [View this topic]

Memes are shit. I think we can all agree on that. They were acceptable, like, 5-or-so years ago. Essentially they were slightly amusing inside jokes on the internet. Of course, at the height of their popularity (around 2010 - 2012), they started appearing everywhere; not just on the internet but occasionally on TV or in video games and movies. Your friends, coworkers and classmates would laugh at memes now. And they weren't funny anymore. This site is testament to that fact.

So who's to blame?

Well, mainly sites like Reddit, Memebase, 9gag, etc. And I'm not just saying that because it's cool to hate on those sites; they all spread shitty memes like a cancerous growth in a survivor of the Chernobyl disaster. These websites are where memes went to die, in a way.

But you can't blame them entirely, really. It's human nature to want to fit in with everyone else, and if everyone else likes memes, then you should probably check 'em out, too! And you did, and you laughed for a while, or at least pretended to. And then, when people finally bored of memes, which was inevitable, people started to dislike them. And then hate them.

So here we are, in 2016, and it is now a social norm (at least on the internet) to mock and hate memes because they're so mainstream. The ultimate irony is that hating memes is now mainstream. And yes, while I do personally think memes are shitty and should die a horrible death, and Reddit, 9gag and Memebase are all terrible, I feel the same way about the stupid people who think they're being cool and funny by making faux-channels called shit like "le epic reddit mememaster" with an avatar of a fedora neckbeard guy, spamming comments like "redditors unite!" in an "ironic" sense.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 02:02:37 Post No.5584099
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