Another Sunday, another /cara/. Like clockwork, no?
Come hang out, discuss things, tell us about your weekend, your life, whatever you wish. We've got an open ear.
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
well done mirubro. well done.
also, apologies for being a bit late, i just got off the ergometer and out of the shower.
i have never heard this word before
also good evening carabros. i have no new pics because i've been busy so just reposting this week
excellent job on the OP image btw, you should have been doing it from the start
i don't have any skills with photoshop and i don't have the program, i just took some new screenshots of her interviewing her sister, but in fullscreen there's the youtube layout which is annoying as fuck
can any one of you skilled mofos help me??
Ayy hello Carabros. What did everyone think of Cara in the new Suicide Squad trailer?
starting to get some tingling on my fingers
>i have never heard this word before
basically a home trainer/exercise bike.
been trying to track a decent one down since christmas, so glad i finally have it.
thank you, i appreciate it.
when you go fullscreen, stop moving your mouse and wait a little while, it should go away.
i haven't seen it yet, could you link me?
making some matcha tea, i've been running on this stuff for weeks at a time. love it.
Someone showed it to me, the title struck me, i was like, he, i know this film.
Then my brain processed the data and i was like holy shit Cara.
She looked nice in the role, probably much better than that crappy film of green.
i've tried but it doesn't go away. it only disappears when the video is playing
>it only disappears when the video is playing
yeah, so go forward in the video a bit, let it go away, and hit printscreen at the right time. that's how i do it with youtube screenshots.
you could just download the video and use VLC to take snapshots
ah well there's so many good moment's i can't do i need to download all 3 videos. but so far all the youtube downloading sites are shite... absolute garbage when it comes to hq video
it makes a 200mb file but it takes 4 hours to send.... it's ridiculous
yeah, i tried it, but, unfortunately to have a good 720p video the filesize it's not big but it takes alot for the servers do send....
i'll have to do them again
that's actually such a well-made trailer, now i'm kinda excited. thanks for linking.
also, do you know how made your picture? i like his style.
>so far all the youtube downloading sites are shite... absolute garbage when it comes to hq video
put "pwn" in front of the "youtube.com" on whatever you wanna download, then click on File2HD. agree to the terms and search for Movies, and you should be able to download pretty much every quality avaliable.
>youtube downloading sites
dude, no. get a browser extension
Just looking forward to seeing Cara in a cinema desu. I couldn't muster up the courage to see Paper Towns alone in a cinema filled with teenage girls who love YA
yep his name is Maciej Kuciara his a great visual artist.
i forgot about those
apparently paper towns is a terrible story anyway so i think waiting for a torrent is the best option on that
by the way, which one of you recommended "The Revenant" to me?
i got an e-mail from my english prof saying that she's gonna go see it in an english cinema at st. stephen's square on tuesday, and asking if anyone from our class wants to join them.
gonna bring a friend, too.
You can watch it in decent quality on Putlocker now. It's a shitty film with only about 10-15 minutes of Cara altogether. From what I saw of her though she wasn't that bad, American accent was convincing.
>10-15 minutes of Cara altogether
seriously? this whole time i had the impression that she was the focus of the film alongside that nerdy kid
she is, but the movie sort of revolves around finding her, so she's barely on screen.
The whole thing is about him trying to find her but then he finds himself instead. Blah blah blah typical coming of age type stuff where the journey is more important than the destination. Not that well executed though
i see... i've probably seen every scene that cara is in from gifs/webms on 4chan anyway so i probably won't bother watching it any time soon.
what extension is that?
i'm using chrome and all of them don't work with youtube due to the terms of service....
jesus christ youtube is disgusting
Is Cara still with Annie?
She needs to settle down and have some offspring.
How sexy would Cara look with a pregnant stomach and baby weight?
yeah, it's nothing special, but it is something. maybe if you're bored one day.
>How sexy would Cara look with a pregnant stomach
not very sexy desu
>all i get from you is shellshock
it's this one but I think it's firefox only:
chrome is naturally more restrictive because google owns youtube
>She needs to settle down and have some offspring.
she's 23, generally in britain only working class people have kids by that age
also i feel like her and annie would probably adopt
if cara was interviewing me as an employer i'd probably just turn into a stuttering idiot honestly
i like to think i'm pretty good with girls but she is just out of this world
Not even working class desu. It's either poor 'chavs' who don't use protection, nigger wannabe girls who get knocked up and left by the dad and maybe some women married to wealthy established men who can afford to be stay at home mums
because i'm extremely qualified in caraposting
this was yesterday or 2 days ago can't remember
me and jp bro happened to stumble across several hate threads
>tell me anon, what qualifies you for the position of my personal ass-wiper.
>Come on! I haven't got all day
it should be noted that i posted in both threads at the same time and both got pruned
top fucking kek's
These eyes man, i'd probably look away while searching my words
We're strongly against harassment, Mr. Anon.
nice pic qt desu
Btw i got a course with some good looking ~35/40yo lady. She has big eyebrows like Cara, but these one were ugly af
i was scared on that day, i thought /cara/ was going to face permanent oppression from the janitors, but it turned out to be nothing
yeah, i was wondering about that too. usually here, i rarely hear of people having kids before maybe 25 or 26. not on purpose, at least.
i fail to see how that's nepotism.
looks like fun, though.
she couldn't afford me as her personal ass-wiper. she's hot but i have standards.
>/cara/ is like a hydra...
actually started kinda shitty, but it got better after wednesday.
Cara is like the Hyrda senpai, cut off one head and two more appear
Anyone following the girl who attacked the uber driver? I feel like that got overblown a bit whoa.
Why would Cara hire a ass-wiper, isn't it widely accepted that girls don't poop ?
Depends on the hours really. If she only needed me to wipe maybe once or twice a day it would be alright.
nothing under 500k for anything that degrading, doesn't really matter who it is to me.
oh shit, you're right.
>nothing under 500k
i can only assume you are already earning six-figures at least, because that is an obscene amount of money for me. at 500k/year, you would only have to work for a few years before you could retire and live off the interest
harassment, lol you should have seen that thread, it was a mess.
after awhile they gave up and i kept bumping the thread
I want to sit next to cara and have some bantz. :3 I bet she's fun to talk to.
>i can only assume you are already earning six-figures at least
i'm earning nothing right now, i'm a poor student, but that was the point. i'm not wiping anyone's ass for longer than a few years before i'm done.
fuck i just remembered the dream i had about cara last night. she was my girlfriend and we went skydiving together.
i realise this is not interesting to talk about, but i was so happy and it hurts to know i will never have that in reality.
>i realise this is not interesting to talk about
i wouldn't say that, i'd probably dream about her all the time if i could remember even half of my dreams.
>it hurts to know i will never have that in reality.
probably not, but maybe you'll meet someone that comes close..?
>i'm not wiping anyone's ass for longer than a few years before i'm done.
people do worse jobs than that to survive, so i'm curious - what if wiping cara's ass for 50k/year was the only job you could get, and the alternative was homelessness? would you just kill yourself?
the anon before said
sorry we are strongly against harassment anon creep.
so i said harassment? you should have seen what that thread was calling Cara, i was merely posting images without text.
they were pretty shit about it, even brits themselves where not to keen to praise her and well let's just say adjectives were not spared
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
ooo Haven't seen that one before with the watermelons!
>people do worse jobs than that to survive, so i'm curious
yeah, i'm trying hard not to end up there. seems to be going well so far, but theoretically:
>what if wiping cara's ass for 50k/year was the only job you could get, and the alternative was homelessness? would you just kill yourself?
i'd most likely do it then, since it would mean that i'd probably live with her as well right?
actually, maybe i was exaggerating a bit too hard, but 50k is not it at all.
nice melons, by the way.
>sorry we are strongly against harassment anon creep.
LOL, even if he had some sort of authority, what the fuck was he gonna do about you posting? that's hilarious.
Who could refrain,
That had a heart to love, and in that heart
Courage to make love known?
seldom heard a better quote to describe /cara/.
yeah Shakespear is a massive faggot
that's why i love his quotes.
False face must hide what the false heart doth know
I kind of miss the /r9k/ days desu, it was funny seeing all the 'robots' getting riled up about Cara being a 'roastie' and a whore.
In the end /r9k/ wasn't big enough for both /Cara/ and /Rose/
Yeah it had its moments for sure. A few of the trolls were converted to friends, I believe.
>I kind of miss the /r9k/ days desu, it was funny seeing all the 'robots' getting riled up about Cara being a 'roastie' and a whore.
it was kinda fun, but i thought it was more fun converting people to stop being so angry (remember "how do these threads stay so civil"?)
>In the end /r9k/ wasn't big enough for both /Cara/ and /Rose/
it was, but the robot pretty much killed caraposting. maybe we can move back at some point.
i don't miss it because i still browse it for some reason, ow right i'm a colossal failure and don't go outside very often
well that explains it
Does it kill Caraposting? Or does the speed of the board kill it? Seems like since we talk so much the posts are original and would pass the robot, but since there aren't enough of us the thread might go away to quick on a Sunday.
>maybe we can move back
It's such a pit of despair though. I found /Cara/ on /r9k/ but I haven't been back since. It's pretty much the Tumblr of 4chan
maybe the first sunday of each month could be on r9k? or is that just making things too complicated?
>Does it kill Caraposting?
i think so, at least that's what the motivation for moving was. i wasn't the one who proposed it, so maybe it wouldn't have.
>It's such a pit of despair though.
yes, but we could decide between being the beacon of light in that pit of despair, or just taking our business elsewhere, and with the reinstating of the r9k filter, old OP decided for the latter.
a combination of both
not everyone wants to write something they just want to post pictures, the robot does not allow that, also the massive amount of cancerous threads it's astonishing
Does complicate things a bit. Maybe just a Wednesday thread every now and then
i honestly don't see the need.
it's just asking for trouble
>Maybe just a Wednesday thread every now and then
Too complicated I think.
I think what really killed it on r9k was the board speed on a Sunday. These threads died fast.
Yeah, sometimes when it is quiet later on I just post cara's without saying anything. Might be annoying with the robot.
>it's just asking for trouble
what do you mean by that?
yeah, i agree with that. wednesday threads could be good.
we're tough, we can take it.
Not him, but, I think people might get confused on where to go and it might disseminate the thread. I think maybe do Sundays on here when r9k is busy, then every once and a while do Wednesday threads on r9k when it is less busy. I donno, just a thought. Then we know to check here on Sunday, and r9k on Wednesday.
oh i see, i thought he meant posting on /r9k/ at all was a problem because of the types of people on /r9k/
it's basically making it an easy target, and while some can enjoy chatting with hateful idiots, it gets annoying very quickly
for me atleast
i guess we can try a wednesday thread and if it quickly turns to shit then we know not to do it again
yeah we can
so next midweek thread on /r9k/??
as long as the sunday one does not change i'm ok with it
Seems he is.. but, we could have both to keep everyone happy like >>16452599 says. This can be our home and then we branch out if we want to try.
>as long as the sunday one does not change i'm ok with it
yeah, i think wednesday is good because it's never guaranteed that there will be a thread on wednesday anyway.
yeah, sounds good. i don't need to get up early on thursdays either so the funposting potential is there :D
we'll always reconvene at /s/unday after invading the robot.
ok now that's sorted, does anyone have a good recipe for roast parsnips?
Watching Knight of Cups right now and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Movie is beautiful though...
>cara should be in it.
That's a damn terrible picture of Kaya.
Here's a nicer one
I only know how to make reservations or heat something up.
I know but it's the only one I have of her with Cara!
anon pls. you should really learn how to cook.
limiting myself to one picture of kaya before going back to cara posting
looks interesting in the trailer.
also check out The Big Short
laughs are guaranteed in something that really happened and it's gonna happen again.
>I only know how to make reservations or heat something up.
I know :( I mean I can make pasta and basic stuff, but, living alone never really makes sense to cook. Takes too long to make and clean up. I just eat a tiny dinner anyways, trying to drop weight.
>half an hour queue on Blade & Soul
>you should really learn how to cook.
i really need to too, eating out is gonna make me bankrupt at this rate
>learn tempura cooking
fuck yes, i love tempura.
Thanks I'll check that out.
Yeah, I feel like it makes no sense to cook for one. But, maybe I'll cook up some chicken early in the week and then just reheat. I donno.
I think they'll be a good friends.
>living alone never really makes sense to cook. Takes too long
the initial cooking is annoying but the point is to cook a large batch then you put a bunch of frozen portions in the freezer. then you have readily-available cheap, good food when you don't have time to actually cook
Learn to make a lasagne and you can have that for dinner for 4-5 days. It's delicious and quite nutritious if you add some spinach in it. 10/10 god tier food
Yeah, I'ma get on that.
>those open back headphones.
I kinda assumed Cara flies private all the time. Maybe not internationally?
perhaps that was just the only option at the time. i doubt she has a jet that's exclusively for her own use.
Sounds bretty gud tbch. Gotta watch my calories though, so, probably have to do something like just chicken and veggies...
wew lad. Yeah, I don't recognize them either.
You buy those time sharing things and they guaranty you a jet in X amount of hours (NetJet etc), lots of the celebs use those. But actually just figured she owned one, or her family did.
>mind goes loose on fantasies
>Cara is your wife
>that sinking feeling when you come back to
>You buy those time sharing things and they guaranty you a jet in X amount of hours (NetJet etc), lots of the celebs use those. But actually just figured she owned one, or her family did.
right, but if she decided to go somewhere and the jet was in another country then you have to go commercial. i can't find any reliable information on exactly how much wealth the family has.
Cara: Anon wake up... Wake up!!!
Anon: ........... it was all a dream.....
It's for sure cheaper to fly around in the US than in Europe. Landing fees, fuel and such are way more expensive there.
Still, she's even in couch class in that photo. Maybe it was a charter for a shoot or something.
thanks, glad you like them. i need to make more soon.
holy hell, this thread is going quickly tonight. i'm really happy.
Yeah going strong today.
Normally I can only kinda be here on and off on Sundays. Normie stuff, or errands... But today was cold so decided to stay in. At least as cold as it gets by me.
/cara/ threads are my rock and i hope they stay around for a while.
i'm going to make dinner, ciao for now carabros.
are you blocked by that us blizzard??
i never remember if there's a Carabro in the us
that blizzard is crazy
Nope, I live in Miami, so for me 55F is cold. First day I've had the heat on all year.
what's a common miami cultural meme???
like there's a lot of reality shows, have you ever seen any camera crews around??
>what's a common miami cultural meme???
Hm. Cocaine? Night life? I'd say those are the big ones. South Florida is known for drugs importation and there is some sexy allure around that.
>like there's a lot of reality shows, have you ever seen any camera crews around??
Yeah, sometimes you see that.
i'll try and keep it alive for as long as i can, because of people like you.
it's not every day that you get the opportunity to have things like /cara/ either.
enjoy your dinner.
i know we have had a michiganbro, and now a miamibro too it seems.
I'm more of a mountain type of guy. beach is good too but i tend to fall asleep really quickly when i get out of the water.
it's not weird but every time i went to the beach (3 times so far) i would swim for a bit and then just sleep all the fucking day.
The sun tires some people out. I mean you get used to it, but, after being out all day I'll sleep like 10 hours. I rarely go to the beach here, I go to the islands or keys if I want to be by the water.
I grew up in the mountains, Colorado. Love those too. Beautiful up there.
Are there any pictures of Cara where she's nude/semi-nude?
I'm making a sub folder for them but I don't think I have any, any pictures are appreciated Carabros
sorry, got a bit distracted. i thought i was gonna go to bed right after /cara/, now i'll need to find something else to do.
yes, i will dump what i have.
Yeah, Interview magazine did a shoot (pic related). There is another one where she is in a bathtub and one where she is gelled with light (green and red light).
Oddly enough we don't post them much. I think it's because most of us don't fap to her. Maybe someone has them.
I fap to her a lot. But only when she's clothed. I tried nofap but it was unsuccessful so I decided to do noporn and fap and fantasise over Cara and Kaya instead
it's been an extremely successful sunday, hasn't it?
thanks to you guys once again for coming, it was fun.
see you guys next sunday, or wednesday if we want to do the robot.
goodnight, love you.
all actresses are whores then?
>empty shell of a human
funny because it's literally the opposite, that's what made her stick out when she did modeling and that's a big part of why we like her so much.
take your uninformed opinions elsewhere pls
>promotes sensationalist ideology on her social media accounts
actually pretty smart, but yeah i disagree with all of that completely, and it's not a problem because that's not a quality in her that i like, compared to a hundred which i do like.
what's with the stick up your ass anyway? you could easily just ignore /cara/ and move on with your life.
Ayy wagebro, alzy here. why dont you try opening youtube videos in mpv? There's also a firefox extension to make it real easy for you.
just press s in mpv to take screenshots.