RIP Grades edition.
Hello and good evening/morning/night and welcome once again to /cara/. How are things holding up? Anything cool happen? Tell us about it.
I am your host, the man they call... Mirubro.
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
Homing beacon placed. Calling all carabros.
there's no full nudes of her, anon.
best i can do for you.
wagebro here, gonna be a little less active i'm watching the h8ful 8
>How are things holding up?
still alive and breathing
>Anything cool happen?
not really but recently i started playing WarFrame, and it has sucked me in like a vortex, extremely addicting.
how about you Mirubro, what news from the north?? how is the relationship developing with that qt 3.14??
oh hey, there's someone. hi wagebro, how's life treating you?
>gonna be a little less active i'm watching the h8ful 8
that's alright, i have four (4) exams!! this week so i'm studying like an absolute madman. or, at least trying to.
when you get that 120k a year can i ask you to buy me a new pc???
jokes aside, holy fucking jesus satan 4??? in a week... :| that's not cool
JP bro reporting in, finally back home.
the password is fidelio
back in style
welcome back, how was your trip anything interesting to tell us??
ah, beat me to it.
>how about you Mirubro, what news from the north??
not a whole lot, like i said i have to study a ton this week. there doesn't seem to be much after that, though.
>how is the relationship developing with that qt 3.14??
not as a relationship, like i said. at least not yet.
she's a bit difficult and i can see why she doesn't have many friends because of it, it's the kind of personality that tends to push everyone away.
i don't do that though, i try to be a quality friend so i'm sticking around and i haven't regretted it so far.
>when you get that 120k a year can i ask you to buy me a new pc???
i mean, you could ask... :D
>holy fucking jesus satan 4??? in a week... :| that's not cool
yeah, we're all geniuses and never have our exam dates handy when a prof asks "what would be a good day to have this exam?"
so he just picks a day and shit like this happens. never been this academically pressured in my whole life but i'll pull through.
>the password is fidelio
we ask ourselves that question everyday
she is so qt because she is the qt
>y is she so qt?
the best kept secret in the universe, i reckon.
>y is she so qt?
It is not that hard to understand my friend. So rare is the proper quotient; wherein the sardonic soliloquies of educated rhetoric are proportionately represented with an amalgamatorial reciprocity of wit, candor, elegance, and grace. Further, one should pay even closer attention to Cara when one finds themselves in a disagreeance; if only because hearing the logicality behind her grace will often highlight ones own epithetical malfeasance.
sup dude. my quads pretty much sums up how the trip went.
To enter the party, you need to have the password.
>it's the kind of personality that tends to push everyone away.
>i mean, you could ask... :D
you bet your sweet ass i will
>never been this academically pressured in my whole life but i'll pull through.
ofcourse you will
it definitely wasn't /b/, but i might have posted on /r9k/ at some point. do you have the thread?
couldn't have been me then, i don't post on /fa/.
oh yeah I saw Cara everywhere in Thailand when I was at the airport since she is still in a lot of ads and stuff.
I stared at a picture of her one time and my colleague asked me if I was okay and I said no ;_;
>are you ok
nope, how can i be ok, i mean look at her
here's a video of Jourdan Dunn's son singing the lego movie song to her, Cara, Kendall, Taylor Swift
it takes a special mind to want to fuck everyone in a room as a child innocently sings
>it takes a special mind to want to fuck everyone in a room as a child innocently sings
jesus christ LOL
he is surrounded by so many good things
i hate that kid with a passion
he has sickle-cell anemia and no dad if that makes you feel any better
a severe hereditary form of anaemia in which a mutated form of haemoglobin distorts the red blood cells into a crescent shape at low oxygen levels. It is commonest among those of African descent.
he's wealthy enough to live with it.
the sad thing is the dad part
wish Cara would sing this
would you take 20 years off your lifespan to live the rest of it with Cara?
i would give the rest of my remaining life just to spend a night of cuddling with her.
what kind of question is that
>would you take 20 years off your lifespan to live the rest of it with Cara?
hard to say, isn't it? your lifespan is unknown to you, so what if you sign that deal and suddenly drop dead because you would've died at 40?
or are we talking about the average? because i can definitely deal with not being 70.
20 off 80, maybe. probably not 70, though. 50 years old is not very old at all...
I think I would take 30 years of Cara over 50 years of feels
i don't think there would be a better way to go than that.
i'm also not very adept at living
do you think you'd get sick of it eventually? too much of a good thing is still too much.
I think love is an exception to that saying
also weed and coke
>I think love is an exception to that saying
i suppose you're right. is it part of the deal that she loves you too?
i know i know, just being a little bit too realistic ;D
yeah, I thought Cara was just a phase.
It was a younger part of me that was releasing itself as my shame of not having a gf started to really come over me
But here I am, over a year later.
A good story actually is how I became obsessed with Cara in the first place.
Basically I took about 3 boxes of DXM (cough medicine) which gets you really high and smoked like 5 bowls and I was heading to nirvana.
I had fashion tv on because it was fashion week and that's my job. All of a sudden Cara came out wearing pic related and I was hooked from that moment on.
yeah and you get to go and do all the wild shit that she does. also St. Vincent will never try to revenge kill you
>yeah and you get to go and do all the wild shit that she does.
sounds like a deal to me then!
>also St. Vincent will never try to revenge kill you
oh, what fun is that?
looking at her makes you feel love, it's like watching a precious sculpture
good evening carabros
i am in full nihilism mode desu
>european peace and culture being eroded
>widening wealth inequality
>global ecosystem being destroyed
>no cara gf
since life is mostly going to get worse for the next 50 years, i've decided to just go for pure hedonism from now on. fuck everything.
yeah, all of that sucks, but..
>european peace and culture being eroded
i doubt it. the events that recently took place in cologne made the far left basically implode on itself.
just find god and watch your worries and earthly desires disappear desu senpai
and why do you think your life will get worse? most of that won't affect you directly.
>just find god
you just posted her.
>made the far left basically implode on itself.
we'll see i guess. i can't imagine the german population voting for any anti-refugee policies. i mean i don't live there but i'm pretty sure the post-hitler mindset is still strong.
>most of that won't affect you directly.
that's true but my general happiness comes mostly from my awareness of things going on in the world. when i read stories about indonesian famers slashing and burning huge areas of forest for profit, it depresses me for days.
>it's like watching a precious sculpture
damn, this is the best articulation of that feeling i have ever read
>i can't imagine the german population voting for any anti-refugee policies.
i'm austrian, i can definitely imagine it here but i'm not so sure about germany. i used to think the post-holocaust hereditary guilt thing was a meme..
>that's true but my general happiness comes mostly from my awareness of things going on in the world.
yeah, you're definitely right about that.
i'll be back in a bit, going to shower.
this was cara's 'best of 2015' - interesting that annie is not in there at all. she rarely ever mentions her. are they just trying to keep it completely private?
it's completely understandable
.......... that is extremely idiotic.
what kind of desire is that
not bad. the artificial static noise over the top is a bit overdone and doesn't really add anything in this case. otherwise good.
this needs to be longer...
wonder if i'll be able to sleep tonight, hasn't worked so well yesterday.
is everyone else afk? just us two?
indeed it does , seems like the beginning of an album.
i have no idea who tesla boy is, my music discovery is kind of behind, but i like this type of sound
>hasn't worked so well yesterday.
how come? you have insomnia?
yeah i'm afk sometimes i stop the movie and update the thread
>indeed it does , seems like the beginning of an album.
it's an interlude.
>i have no idea who tesla boy is
do you come here often? they're my favourite band. i post a lot of tesla boy. would you like some?
>how come? you have insomnia?
maybe i do. when i had my examination for mandatory military service, i didn't sleep for 2 days because i was nervous as fuck.
but i'm just very stressed about the whole school thing, the stress made me lose control over a few other things in my life which in turn made me more stressed.. it's not a good place to be in.
i also had a problem with stress but it got negated by depression (if i don't care about dying, i can't get stressed about anything).
but if it's seriously a problem for you, why not ask a doctor? i assume austria has socialised healthcare, right?
yeah i would listen to them during the threads, but these one struck me the most.
holy motherfucking jesus, this one kicks like a bitch
what is this type of music called???
>what is this type of music called???
synthwave / 80's revival / "retrofuture"
i have a playlist with 1000 songs in it, if you want it.
have one from me.
various names involving terms like retrofuture synthwave
see /r/outrun on reddit and related subs
i'm subbed to a youube channel called retrowave.
>i have a playlist with 1000 songs in it
in what format? if you have a folder of actual music files on your computer then i'm very interested
i'm usually a very no-stress person too (maybe even for the same reason, was diagnosed with clinical depression a long time ago) but this is kinda kicking my ass. i'll be okay again by thursday.
>in what format?
some of it is not very good, but it's a LOT.
a little bit offtopic
if you like animation check this small hidden gem
already a few deleted ones in there, i'm going to have to listen to this all night and download the best stuff before it all gets removed. thanks mirubro.
no problem, my friend.
a friend of mine also made a spotify playlist with a lot of this stuff and things like tesla boy in it. if you're interested:
gonna look right now.
i don't use spotify because the free version sucks... maybe i should just pay the £10/month for premium
that's some lovely animation, wish i could understand something though.
>i don't use spotify because the free version sucks
i've got a spotify adblocker.
the mobile version still sucks, though.
it's not just the ads, it's the lack of control over what you listen to (and reduced bitrate). the great thing about piracy is i get exactly what i want all of the time.
you can change the website into english on the top right corner, and choose english subs
JP bro reporting back in
Does anyone have a pic of Cara wearing a hijab?
>you can change the website into english on the top right corner, and choose english subs
awww yiss, i'll have to restart it again tomorrow though. i'm gonna leave for bed soon if i have to get up at 6am tomorrow.
thanks for sharing!
yeah, i got you. it's still good for shuffling through, though.
no sir. welcome back though!
closest i could find but looks more like western clothing to me
sleep tight and nail those exams
i'll try to do both.
time for me to go now. thanks to all of you for posting in my thread, i had fun tonight. see you next time!
doesn't look like i was in time after
got some screenies from Pan
she doesn't say anything
this is the shit I was looking for thanks
strange that these pics aren't more common considering Cara is Muslim
All brits are muslims bruv :^)
yeah i talked about it in an old thread, i was so pissed , they mocapped her face to the fucking mermaids, it's absolutely scary, it's uncanny valley.
I understand she is trying to grab every small role in the business to get it on her portfolio but she should have avoided this one for sure
Well the usual people that come into this thread call themselves out as either Mirubro or the new OP , i'm wagebro, there's jp and there is caps bro, there were 2 swedes , i don't know what happened to them.
so who are you??
All i'm seeing in the last posts is banter such as
so who are you???
it was bound to blow . i don't understand after the screening why she still went on with the role.
The movie is not absolute garbage i liked the costumes and the ship, but fucking hell was it that expensive considering the budget to give her a mermaid costume and do some practical shit??
It's just bad executed cgi
i'm going to bed.
Have a good week
its only 9 am
I dont even know what you are saying m8